Tuesday, May 3, 2016

$$$ INSANE, FAIL, FAILURE, FIRED $$$



11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, ha! Great image! Ha, ha, ha!!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, Korff claimed to have some Saudi Arabian sugar daddy who would back him up with $25 million to sue people in ufology if I'm not mistaken. Good old psychopath Korff.

Anonymous said...

3 months ago

Kalvan Korff: "I have some wonderful news for you.... Things are going to get bigger and brighter. I look forward to serving you even better."

Results = Failure.

https://soundcloud.com/kalkorffradioshow

Results = more failure.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3xPu6UQgDIRZU1X17CLnr29ZSjHQKYJR

Anonymous said...

Wow webmaster, that picture of Korff The Fat Ass reminds me of that fat nasty girl in high school. You know the one, the bitchy one that never was asked to the prom. Nice job!! Killer photo .. jus' killer!

Anonymous said...

"Oh Kalvin... just let me rub a finger across that second chin... oh my.... yummy!"

Anonymous said...

WAG FaceBook Update

Korff smackdown!

Kal Korff: Go Sanders!

John Wes Lyda: Easy to pull for a Socialist when you're not even living in the country....

Anonymous said...

WAG FaceBook Update

Kalvin Karlton Korff mentions his wife after more than a year of not mentioning his wife!

In response to the posting of a black square as his FB profles image:

Kal Korff: I am in mourning, bro, I will keep it blank for three days, my Great Aunt who I last saw at my wife and I's wedding, has just passed away, I just received word from my Mom in the USA. I am sad over her passing and hope that YHWH will grant her eternal life now.


And then, not to let a great opportunity pass without trolling for even more attention.....


Kal Korff: Hi everyone. I am grieving for the loss of a longtime colleague of mine, a man I used to work with at Apple/Claris, Mr. Kevin Jundt. I only learned earlier today, in India here, of his passing. I always had a great time getting together with him at his flat, him and Bill Marriott, another friend who passed away and fellow Apple/Claris alumni, a few years ago. I use this image when I mourn. Just days earlier, our "Big Boss" of Claris/Apple also passed away, "Coach" -- a man who remains an inspiration to us all, Mr. Bill Campbell. This is a double whammy for me, emotionally.


And keep in mind, a vew days ago when Korff mentioned another Apple employee that he was so very sad to hear about their passing... he DID NOT use this image during his morning process.

Fuck you Korff.

Jimmy D said...

You've got more chins than the Hong Kong phone book, Karlton!

Anonymous said...

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Great way to end this thread.

Anonymous said...

Kal, you lying sack of shit, you never knew Kevin and everyone at Claris knew what a slimy, lying, nutty cockroach, tail riding scumbad you were and appear to still be. Whatever did happen to that brain tumor you said you had? We all knew that was bullshit and you couldn't have enough courage or class to admit you were overwhelmingly unqualified to continue working on a project you had no business being within a thousand miles of.

Fuck you, Kal, for disrespecting Kevin's passing and his memory for your own worthless needs. Kal, you wouldn't amount to a shit streak on a janitor's ass at Apple, you worthless douche puddle. Kal, there are people working in food services at Apple who have contributed more to computing than your fragile ego could ever dream of accomplishing.

I wonder if HR still has a file on you? Think I'll go find out and see if I can get a copy.

Anonymous said...

My final offer to Kal: a McDonalds kids meal, a copy of a lingerie catalog and $5 USD for you to shut the fuck up. It's the best offer you've probably had in ages. Take it and run.