Sunday, April 9, 2017

Shit Smoker




14 comments:

Anonymous said...

You stupid fat fuck, Kal. I wonder what kind of a flop house you're fat ass is sleeping in. You literally roll your big round fat ass out of bed and stuff your bloated useless fuck face with KFC in the morning. You have nothing Kal. No life. No kids. No wife. No car. No home you own. No real employment. No real future. You fucking delusional loser. I had a great day unlike you. I went out to a fantastic breakfast with my family. I spent time laying out in the sun and having fun. Had a great lunch with friends and now I'm having a light dinner sipping a bit of wine and relaxing and getting ready for a week of productivity and good times. You? Kal you're sitting in the flea ridden flat you're forced to live in because you have made absolutely nothing with your entire life. You're all alone on your computer probably stuffing your fat face with junk and jerking off to porn when you can actually get your tiny dick up and fold back that flab to find it. What is today for you Kal? Are you pretending to be a soldier or secret agent? Are you pretending to be someone of import who is respected by the masses because of you overestimate greatly your place in the world? Are you pretending to be a beauty contest judge and just longing to get even remotely close to a good looking girl? Or are you pretending that big publishing break has finally come and you're going to actually write real books? What a sad spectacle you are and I can only imagine how fucking depressed you get when you realize you are nothing greater than a fat fucking waste of space who will not accomplish anything of note and who will die a laughing stock at best.

I Luv Kal said...

Damn!! Can ya FEEL THE LOVE???

Anonymous said...

Tell us how you really fell! :-)

Anonymous said...

fucking idiot

Anonymous said...

Kal knows as much about terrorism and world politics as a pile of cat shit. Just because one presents himself as world traveled does not mean he knows much about the world. I give you Kal K. Korff, international idiot and an utter disgrace to the United States. Thanks for embarrassing Americans once again with your antics and overblown ego, Kal, you worthless gas bag.

LOL KORFF said...

LOL HOW'S THE WIFE KAL?? FUCKING LIAR

Anonymous said...

disgustingly obese glutton kalvin korff on the one subject he likely is an expert on: fast food at McDonald's as found around the world.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPBQug4R0MU


has been rumored to enjoy combining two big macs into a mega-mac and shoving the whole fucking thing into his big stupid mouth at once then drool all over himself while chewing with his mouth open

Anonymous said...

Jesus, Korff looks very unhealthy in that linked video above.

Damn...

Anonymous said...

Clearly Kal does not realize he's more batshit crazy than all the ufo and conspiracy nuts. Isn't that right, "Colonel Korff? You lying sack of shit.

Anonymous said...

Fake news? You mean like book releases that never happen or radio shows nobody listens to? What about fake news like becoming a CTO or running a school? You stupid fat twat Kal. You couldn't even get the principle of principal correct. You might be able to teach a class on how to become morbidly obese you stupid fat fuck. Then again you would probably eat the students, the text books and the school in one of your uncontrollable feeding frenzies. What a fat waste of space you piece of human wreckage.

I Luv Kal said...

Ooooo ... really feeling the LUV of late! LOL!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Nice to see Kal hasn't progressed with the rest of the world and is still living like its 1990.

Anonymous said...

Hey Kalvin, you're quite the director, producer. The sound quality of this video is udderly stellar.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for posting that video. Listen to the 2:33 mark, listen and watch Korff when he says the work "Indian"... his disdain for the Indian people (and women in general) flares up.

https://youtu.be/nFrXwQvh5M8?t=2m36s

What the fuck is a dieva Kalvin, it's diva you fucking bonehead.

https://youtu.be/nFrXwQvh5M8?t=4m27s

74 views, way to go, bulbous motherfucker.