Saturday, September 9, 2017

McCunttell & Korff - 10 cents a page douchebags!



"Book" number Two. 76 pages long. Most of it plagiarized from Deepak and then commentated upon by Kalvin. Not bad for a high school graduate.
"Book" LINK



And let us not allow the world to forget the kind of  bigot and Homophob that Kalvin Karlton Korff is. Korff just posted this on his FaceBook wall in 2017...


Would you like to check out Kalvin's first book?
Here you go LINK... 130 pages, no charge.




16 comments:

niedermeyer said...

76 pages is about right. for a pamphlet.

like on testicular self-examination for overweight males in their late 50s. Kal could be an instant authority on the subject. like he is an instant authority on any other subject, just check his bio on all of the subjects he has mastered to his satisfaction.

it's korff's wet dream come true: no editorial oversight. and no page limit. as soon as the copy paste material is used up that's it. time to head to Kentucky Fried Chicken for an extra crispy big bucket 20 piece with lots of mashed potatoes. then self-examine those testicles again

Yes this is exactly what i would expect of a high school graduate and the best Kal Korff can manage: basic functional incompetence compensated for with lots of overeating and masturbation.

Anonymous said...

'''' basic functional incompetence compensated for with lots of overeating and masturbation.
'''' basic functional incompetence compensated for with lots of overeating and masturbation.
'''' basic functional incompetence compensated for with lots of overeating and masturbation.
'''' basic functional incompetence compensated for with lots of overeating and masturbation.
'''' basic functional incompetence compensated for with lots of overeating and masturbation.
'''' basic functional incompetence compensated for with lots of overeating and masturbation.
'''' basic functional incompetence compensated for with lots of overeating and masturbation.

and one more for good luck....

'''' basic functional incompetence compensated for with lots of overeating and masturbation.

Anonymous said...

The Master Thinker Speaks!

Kal Korff: Apple will be the world's first TRILLION dollar company. This is my prediction, made years ago before this recent article appeared. What critics of Apple continue to fail to understand is that with each new Apple product sold, it enlarges their ever increasingly profitable ecosystem. It's basic logic.

Anonymous said...

dullard
simple simon
monkey see monkey do
slack jawed idiot
unemployed flying saucer expert
plagiarist

Anonymous said...

Hmm, Kalvin K Korff =

Lard Ass
Fat Ass
Double Wide
Tub Of Shit
Bucket Of Shit
Village Idiot
Shit For Brains
Fat Assed Knucklehead
Moron
Wide Assed Moron
Turd Brain
Pig Grease
Bucket Of Pig Grease
Rob McKuntiles Butt Boy

What else might all you Korffers come up with ??

Anonymous said...

20 days an no reviews.... No surprise.


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Anonymous said...

WAG Update

Korff does use his Twitter a little and he unlocked it. Even Korff understood that by locking down a social network that network is pretty useless.


Kal Korff‏ @KalKorff Jan 13

Happy to report pre-production of my new movie is almost done, will be filming in India, Dubai and Europe. Official press event in February.

I Luv Kal said...

Great news update on Kalvin's movie. I do have one question however, I wonder if Kalvin's great big flabby fat gut gets in the way of him using his iPhone camera?

Anonymous said...

"
Great news update on Kalvin's movie. I do have one question however, I wonder if Kalvin's great big flabby fat gut gets in the way of him using his iPhone camera?"

Only when he tries to take pictures of his own crotch to see how big his vagina has grown.

Kal could be the poster child to show kids how important it is to go to college so they don't wind up being a fat, useless tub.

Anonymous said...

Vagina has grown. Vagina has grown. Vagina has grown. Vagina has grown. Vagina has grown.

Anonymous said...

Since it is so cheap to live in India these amateur books Kal is slopping together may actually help him sustain his KFC addition. If Kal is able to reel in a few suckers each month with his shitty little e books he may be helping him to eke out a living. Kal can spam Apple's store with shitty little e books and he knows it. Expect a lot more "books" from Kal to start popping up.

Anonymous said...

"No valid case can ever be built on lies, regardless of what the subject is." How nice of Kal to post this on facebook to prove what a hypocritical lying sack of shit he is with his own lies.

I Luv Kal said...


"No valid case can ever be built on lies, regardless of what the subject is."

How nice of Kal to post this on facebook to prove what a hypocritical lying sack of shit he is with his own lies.

Ah, more pearls of wisdom from ol' Tubby Fat Ass. Keep huffing that KFC lard ass.


Anonymous said...

27 days later and not enough reviews (5) for iTunes to show them.

And, you'd think that if he had gotten one review, he would have posted it on his FB wall so he could humble brag. Nope.

And, much to the disdain of Art Levin, a real reporter who Korff would love to deep throat, there's still no version other than the one that will work only on an Apple product running Apple software.

Way to go Tubby.

Anonymous said...

Kal is on facebook again trying to dazzle everyone with his bullshit. he claims he reported months ago on the recent trump campaigner being wiretapped. lmfao Kal is so full of shit his eyes were once blue. of course kal is now calling his pitiful little segment on a fifth rate ufo radio show his show. still lmao at this fucking clown kal. his facebook posts get little to no likes or comments. kal can sure talk it up but has zero delivery in the action department. it is said there is a fine line between talk and action, with kal that line is light years wide. dear India, please keep our village idiot.

Anonymous said...

The last poster said;

"it is said there is a fine line between talk and action, with kal that line is light years wide. dear India, please keep our village idiot."

Hmm, so it is about as wide as his fat ass, huh?