Monday, October 9, 2017

McCunttell & Korff - Nipple Licking Cocksucker





22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Examples of expositive in a Sentence

"the writer's descriptions are objectively expositive and entirely without editorialization"

Korff's High School education is showing.

Bless The Beasts And Children said...

I think we can take some satisfaction in knowing this blog had a hand in Korff dropping his guard and letting the lunatic in him roar.

"500 books".

There are 52 weeks in a year. To be generous we'll lose two of them for this thought exercise -- 50 weeks in a year.

If KAL K. KORFF were to release one book per week -- a challenging pace considering that the books have to be written before they are "published" by uploading them to Apple as a document file -- it will take him TEN YEARS of unremitting labor to meet his lie.


It should go without saying that the vast majority of KAL K. KORFF's FAKEBOOK buddy listers are not as stupid as KAL K. KORFF himself is, and any of them would have done that mental math problem without even thinking about it when reading the claim.


50 books a year for ten years with no letup. One of the primary indications of an irrational mental state is UNREALISTIC GOALS. Another is OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE BEHAVIOR including compulsive lying, compulsive overeating, obsessive use of the internet and FAKEBOOK. And an INABILITY TO MAKE LASTING PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS as they all fall apart once the lying and other compulsive behaviors become toxic. Like say with his buddies at Daily Post.

BYE, KAL.

Jimmy_D said...

One book a week for ten years.

What is the point of this lie, Karlton?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Bless The Beasts And Children: I don't think you give him enough credit, Lets see, looking at the Hillary book which is listed at 9 pages takeaway the cover and copyright page and probably a blank page at the end that leave 6 pages, most likely with lots of internet pictures and large fonts, bullets and html tables, there is probably only about 1/2 a page of actual words. 500 * 1/2 = 250 pages

here's the link to the book listed on ebooks

https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/what-didnt-happen-hillary-clintons-false-claims/id1294020174?mt=11

Bless The Beasts And Children said...

LOL gotcha. Not books, pamphlets. Like on testicular self-examination for overweight males in their later 50s, a subject which KAL K. KORFF is a natural authority.

I still think in terms of old fashioned printed on paper books, like Kevin Randle or Stanton Friedman's books. Actual books you have to go to a book store and buy in person, or order online and have them delivered so you can read them. Add to your shelf of nicely organized printed on paper books.

Not make believe pretend books which are electronic document files pasted together in about an hour by KAL K. KORFF. 500 man hours = 500 books, each two to six pages long.

Which is all that an imbecile like KAL K. KORFF is capable of. But I do bet he gives up before getting to #20.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

500 books

What a load of absolute rubbish.

Hahahahahahahahahahahah

I knew it only a matter of time before the breakdown would happen again. It won't be long now until we see that fat wanker Kal K. Korff back in that ridiculous cowboy hat. Just wait............

Anonymous said...

WAG Update

Another Kal Korff, I Was There claim.....


Kal Korff: When I was doing some TV shows in Hollywood for FOX and NBC/Paramount, I heard about Weinstein being a sexual predator. One thing that bothered me being down there was seeing the self-important types at parties, pulling up in their limos and with their photo op bimbos. I was asked several times if I wanted a limo to pick me up at the airport, I always refused one where I could because I just don't believe in it and the wasted expense. Having covered the red carpet crowd as a journalist in USA, at film festivals in Europe, and here in Bollywood kiss ass India, I can't stand the celebrity types.

Months ago, I was in a store minding my own business trying to quietly do some shopping. Then some guys came in a large group, all wearing black and those obnoxious oversized Aviator glasses that went out of style in the west decades ago but are still all the rage here in India. Looking over as they pushed their way past everyone, some "celebrity" was being escorted and they only made this obnoxious cut through the crowded store just so this self important type could be seen. It was ridiculous. The only joy I got out of it was the fact that no one seemed to really care and they also thought it was stupid. I heard people comment on it.

No thanks!

Anonymous said...

WAG Update

WTF Korff, so you dress like a pig (cowboy hat, dirty jeans, old sweater) UNLESS you're going to get a prize...oh wait, I think he's telling the truth... that's way he's always dressed like a pig.


Kal Korff shared a memory.

Prague, Czech Republic, accepting the award for our Football team at Metropolitni Express newspaper which lost only two matches. I didn't expect to be asked to come on stage, wasn't dressed for the occasion. In typical Czech style they had a lingerie fashion show in between handing out awards.

The Unknown Korffer said...

Speechless. When it rains it pours. Glad to see Kal freely expressing himself without heed for the consequences. Though since he is cloistered in some cave in India the ramifications are limited to him and whatever inflatable doll he has dressed up like an "Indian Princess" propped up on the bed. I would imagine they have all kinds of intense conversations which the neighbors occasionally overhear.

Keep up the great work. Wow.

Anonymous said...

whatever inflatable doll he has dressed up like an "Indian Princess" propped up on the bed...
whatever inflatable doll he has dressed up like an "Indian Princess" propped up on the bed...
whatever inflatable doll he has dressed up like an "Indian Princess" propped up on the bed...
whatever inflatable doll he has dressed up like an "Indian Princess" propped up on the bed...
whatever inflatable doll he has dressed up like an "Indian Princess" propped up on the bed...

and once more, with feeling!

whatever inflatable doll he has dressed up like an "Indian Princess" propped up on the bed...

Anonymous said...

"Ass usual, Hillary Clinton has a problem telling the truth." Kal calling the kettle black and once again trying and failing to be funny with yet another lame ass play on words. Kal has a problem telling the truth and has for decades now. Kal is a liar.

"I have no idea if Iran is cheating on the nuclear agreement or not" I'm shocked to hear the kernal of the special secret douche bags hasn't proclaimed absolute knowledge of this topic!

"What a hypocrite. Where it concerns Trump, Kimmel suddenly morphs into being the "moral" conscious of America." Jimmy Kimmel has more talent, intelligence and moral character than Kal could ever dream of having. And Jimmy has more money than Kal will ever have. Suck it Kal you little bitch.

Kal keeps sucking Apple's dick like never before. Kal should try to tell the truth about how he failed at Apple and Claris but since Kal is a lying sack of shit we know he'll never be honorable enough to come out and tell the truth.

niedermeyer said...

how are those first two weeks worth of the 500 books coming along, KAL?


would like to respectfully point out that korff is the kind of apple user who makes other apple users cringe. namely those who quietly prefer the platform for reasons which have nothing to do with korff's obsession with the social politics of platform choice.

he is however the kind of knuckle-dragging neanderthal with limited cognitive skills that apple has made its fortune catering to. complete skullfucked failures in life who otherwise would be regarded as shut-in dysfunctional idiots.

Anonymous said...

Oh for the sake of GOD ... since I first came here in 2008 I have been saying that is bucket of Pig Grease and HorseShit is INSANE! Proof Positive by using the front page and GOING BACK to 2008-coming forward and LOOKING AT WHAT THIS GOAT FUCKER has said, done, and acted out! HE IS FREAKING INSANE!!!!

HE IS FREAKING INSANE!!!! HE IS FREAKING INSANE!!!! HE IS FREAKING INSANE!!!! HE IS FREAKING INSANE!!!! HE IS FREAKING INSANE!!!! HE IS FREAKING INSANE!!!! HE IS FREAKING INSANE!!!! HE IS FREAKING INSANE!!!! HE IS FREAKING INSANE!!!! HE IS FREAKING INSANE!!!!

NUFF SAID, RIGHT?

Anonymous said...

So... what you're saying is, he's INSANE, FREAKING INSANE!!!!

Got it... :-)

Anonymous said...

Raj Reddi: How's the movie coming along?

Kal Korff: Hi Raj.

Happy Diwali.

After Diwali we enter the final stretch of filming to finally finish this thing. Been busy also with some post production stuff on scenes already done.

The lead actresses are awesome, wonderful people. Friends for life. By the way, I picked up some extra gear to make doing this movie easier while I was in Dubai, stuff I could not get at what passes for an "Apple dealer" here in India, but was able to get as typical in stock items at the REAL Apple dealers in Dubai and Abu Dhabi. Stuff was tax free and not very expensive.

Anonymous said...

"Kal Korff is often referred to as a lying bullshitting machine ..."

and way to mock your "soon to realize what a parasite you are" hosts.

Counting the days until the inevitable public falling out with Rob McConnell. Two bottom feeders eating their own.


Losers.

Jimmy_D said...

CLASSIFIED JFK FILES TO BE RELEASED!!!

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/10/21/politics/trump-jfk-documents/index.html

Has the great man pronounced on this yet?

Anonymous said...

In CAPITALS just to make sure you're reading my words!

Kal Korff: KUDOS to President Donald Trump for ordering the RELEASE of still classified files concerning JFK. SHAME on Obama and the Democrats for VIOLATING the spirit and mandate of the JFK records declassification laws all of these years by keeping this info from the public while outright lying by claiming to be "the most transparent administration in history."
I "PSYCHICALLY" PREDICT that NO EVIDENCE WILL EXIST IN THESE DOCUMENTS AFTER THEY ARE ALL RELEASED THAT PROVES ANOTHER ASSASSIN OTHER THAN OSWALD, murdered JFK.

Anonymous said...

I "PSYCHICALLY" PREDICT that NO EVIDENCE WILL EXIST IN THESE DOCUMENTS AFTER THEY ARE ALL RELEASED THAT PROVES ANOTHER ASSASSIN OTHER THAN OSWALD, murdered JFK.


The syntax of a gibbering maniac who uses the INTARNET as a way to share his unkempt thoughts with anyone who will listen.

The Unknown Korffer said...

How's that fourth book coming since your 500 book announcement, Kal? Gotta stay on schedule for this one and you only have ten years in which to fulfill the commitment of a brand new Apple "iBook" per week, until you are in your mid to late 60s, to publish 500 of them.

Which won't leave you any time to publish actual books. Or do actual TV shows or legit radio or sleaze bag all over beauty contestants. Just copy pasting iBooks to upload for Apple users to not buy. 500 of them, which will be one of the idiom's great failures.

Oh I say write on Kal! Just full speed ahead, nobody is going to publish them for you. Get hoppin! FIVE HUNDRED bucko, and we're counting.

Anonymous said...

Kal must repeatedly masturbate while watching his Larry King interview. Kal weaseled his way on the show after which the producer placed Kal on the no return list. The JFK book written by Jim Marrs far outsold the pile of trash Kal put out. Kal "solved" nothing and had nothing original to offer.

Anonymous said...

"Well no shit! Reported on this last year and months ago." Kal claims he reported on where the money came from for the Trump dossier. Butt as usual Kal doesn't prove it and cannot even provide a link to it. If lying was power Kal would be in control of everything. Wonder if he misses his Czech whores................