Sunday, August 26, 2018

McCunttell & Korff - So Happy To Be Kalvin Karlton Korff



16 comments:

Kal Israel said...

The Korffing Syndicate is working on a huge Korffing reveal.

Unlike Kalvin we won't promise a damn thing, but we can share this...

We hope to press the flesh with Kalvin Karlton Korff very soon.

Social Media should love it.

Thank all you Korffer's for your kontinuing support.

Korffing Syndicate

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff: BREAKING NEWS!

Hi everyone. I'm honored and genuinely humbled to report that my radio show Kal's Korner, which continues to grow in popularity, is now also on SPOTIFY.COM! Spotify has 180 MILLION users in 65 regions around the world. This is great news, here's the link. THANKS EVERYONE for your continuing support. You can also hear the show on iTunes, iHeart Radio, Spreaker.com, SimulTV, and XZBN.net. More locations will be added soon!

Yes, and I'm sure ones and tens will give your audio cast a listen. Fucking lunatic.

Anonymous said...

dress it up as you like, but an uploaded audio file made by a dysfunctional idiot is still just an uploaded audio file made by a dysfunctional idiot. radio shows are radio shows and that doesn't count

Anonymous said...

disgusting parasite

Anonymous said...

Kal on facebook "Thanks to Hialeah Rouge for originally sharing this. Here are some apparent facts about the late Senator John McCain you won't likely see by the la la lamestream media. I was never a "fan" of John McCain.

I think his "presidential capabilities"and "expert judgment" can be summed up by one name: Sarah Palin." Unlike that fucking fat sack of shit Kal Korff, McCain served in the military and was a war hero. Two things Kal never had the balls to do. McCain didn't play at it like that loser Kal Korff who STOLE VALOR by pretending to be a colonel in an organization that only existed in Kal's imagination and delusions. FUCK YOU KAL. McCain accomplished more in his single lifetime than Kal ever could in 1,000 lifetimes.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff: Hi everyone. Here's the link for the latest episode of my radio show, Kal's Korner. This show is about Senator John McCain's death, it points out media hypocrisy re McCain, then I talk about Paul Manafort and how former FBI Director Robert Mueller had the goods on him for years, yet the US Government never acted against him. This is also true re James Comey. Shame on them.

Anonymous said...

Kalvin attempt at humor... fail.

Kal Korff 2 mins ·
BREAKING NEWS! After careful analysis and consideration, I have decided to support PETA, People for Eating Tasty Animals.

Anonymous said...

welcome home, fucktard

Anonymous said...

Kal on facebook "Apple was founded on April 1, 1976, only Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak were not joking! :-) Today, Apple's market cap is over ONE TRILLION DOLLARS and their stock has risen another 50 bucks a share over the past couple of months. Now some 50% of iPhone users say they'll upgrade to the new models coming September 12th. Their money machine keeps on going, Samsung will never have such results." Kal on facebook also "You can’t fix stupid." Kal is right here because just look at him and it will become crystal clear that you cannot fix stupid. Make no mistake about just how fucking stupid Kal really is. Kal is immune from facts on all fronts that do not fit into his delusional world.

Anonymous said...

Apple's self driving car just crashed.

Anonymous said...

So when is this special Kal Korff reveal happening??????

Anonymous said...

"Investigative journalism like you've never seen before" so says Kal. He is right because nobody would believe freak show Kal is real! Nobody! Quiet on facebook as of late. He must be washing mommy's hair.

Anonymous said...

Colonel Joe Kittenger would be nauseated by Kalvin Korff's theft of Valor from the men & women who have served in the war against terrorism.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Kittinger

#kalkkorff
#stolenvalor

Anonymous said...

"So when is this special Kal Korff reveal happening??????"

Still working on it.

He's a slippery little prick.

Anonymous said...

Loser.

#kalkkorff
#fucktard

They weren't green. said...

I wish to contribute the terms "ass hamster" and "freaking FUCKMUPPET Blue Waffle" to the KORFF lexicon.

As in, "Kal Korf is an ass hamster and a freaking fuckmuppet blue waffle sort of an asshole. Nobody in any of the places he has left misses him at all."