Sunday, October 14, 2018

McCunttell & Korff - me, Me, ME... and nobody cares...


25 comments:

I Luv Kal said...

Well, I feel gratified to see that the Village Idiot and Fat Bucket of Pig Shit is staying current with the news. Nice grab there you slobbering idiot. Reading the news with the Fat Ass Moron ... yeah!

Anonymous said...

Kal waits until every other news outlet has put the info out there and then he cobbles it all together. Sad.

Anonymous said...

The mysterious martina tycova has reappeared on Kal's facebook page. Looking at her writing it is so very fucking clear she did not author one word of that fucking bullshit Kal was putting out there. More identitity theft from Kal? Probably.

Anonymous said...

How does someone go from being a lieutenant in a the special secret services to working at a copy and print shop? hahahahhhaaahahahahahaahaha Kal you poor dumb desperate delusional idiot.

Anonymous said...

Kal on facebook "BREAKING NEWS!

I have now LOST 52 POUNDS (23.5 Kilograms) in weight during these past five months!

I’m honored and humbled to report that my weight, which hit an all time high mark for me at 267 POUNDS or 121 Kilograms, is now DOWN TO 215 POUNDS (97 Kilograms). I did this NATURALLY by eating better and doing lots of walking. Now it is BACK TO THE GYM for me to hit the weights. Luckily I still have my muscle mass." Just give it time and Kal will blow right back up.Kal avoids answering the question of where he is these days. Sounds like Kal had to pack up and get out of India.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff: When I was younger and used to do boxing in the Boy’s Club and try to dance around the ring, I believe in that style when you box, the old stick and move, I used to train with leg weights on.

The DAY OF THE FIGHT I’d take them off and I’d feel especially light footed, it was fantastic.

I remember one match I had was against this very strong guy who had huge biceps. I was thin and wirey.

I would dance around him to keep his right hand hook off balance, jab and stick and move and slip away and I’ll never forget the wind, literally, that flew by my nose and face as his powerful right hand hooks would just miss me. If I had been ANY slower, he’d have knocked me out in one punch.

I won the bout on points, three rounder, and he never was able to tag me. But man, every punch he threw missed by just millimeters.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff: I’ll be back in the gym after a long time tomorrow, then will add boxing workouts and resume Israeli Krav Maga training likely in November, December.

Problem is, where I live, hard to find someone who knows Krav Maga so I have to try to practice at times against people who know other forms of self defense.

Anonymous said...

fuckmuppet blue waffle who likes hanging around the gymnasium. lying about being athletic in the same way he lies about having his own television show. just lies upon lies upon lies upon lies.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Kal on facebook "Serves the New York Times right." yeah because the times really cares what that fucking idiot kal has to say. i hear kal's delusions are about to surface big time again.

Anonymous said...

Golly, Kal -- How's that book, or series of books, coming along? Wasn't the announced rate of publications supposed to be like 50 books a year for five years? I see four and two "anthologies".


https://itunes.apple.com/us/author/kal-korff/id1274951169?mt=11


Then again, WHO CARES. Have fun working at Kinko's Copies. Man in his late mid fifties doing entry level work that college kids usually do to earn extra money between semesters. Boy those career moves paid off big time!

Anonymous said...

Is Kal seriously working at a Kinkos? Rumors abound about the village idiot and his the new place he lives. How long before the delusional twat announces he is now the ceo of Kinkos and has entered into a 1000 book deal with Kinkos as his new publisher? LMFAO Looks like that special secret services retirement plan ain't that all great! ROTFLMAO

Fuck You Kal said...

WOW! Just Fucking WOW! The Village Idiot is now

Fifteen HUNDRED DAYS PAST DUE ON HIS BOOK OR SERIES OF BOOKS! I suppose we could also say lard ass is way-way-way past due on his iPhone fucking movie. ??? What else is tons of fun past due on? Shit, there is SO MUCH I suppose I can't keep it all in my mind. What a fucking idiot ... and now he is back here in the USA? God, I hope not ... although I would love to see that turd bouncing around ...

Hey Turd Boy, scaring any teen age girls lately? Hey Fuck Face, pretending you are a fucking lawyer lately? Searching for any weapons of mass destruction with you A-rab funded and Jewish Special Secret Services? What a fucking looney tune ...

Fuck You Kalvin, you miserable little CUNT!

Anonymous said...

Wow, that's some list right there! :-)

niedermeyer said...

sorry if the Kinko's reference is creating confusion on just what court-mandated menial employment korff may or may not have grudgingly undertaken. we all know his mom made him do it if so. korff's freewheeling days of sponging from the family while eating his way through countries which do not have extradition treaties with the US (except for France, where his English would get him nowhere fast) are over. now we have to deal with his miserable shit.

but all I saw was a comment that korff is employed by a "copy center", which here on the east coast means a Kinko's. and wished to further defame KORFF by intoning he might be working at one. which is entry level part time employment for college kids or losers who need to duck drug testing. such work would be beneath former super duper service operatives who sub-career as accredited journalists who write iBooks, host television programs with youtube and radio shows via soundcloud.

but good for the Indians for getting rid of him. I imagine we will hear as little that is positive about his time there as we do about Prague.

Anonymous said...

So India got tired of our village idiot. It is a shame the United States had to let him back in the country for all the hate he spewed about the states. It will be much harder for Kal to maintain his charades and delusions in the states.

happy red mogul balloon!! said...

suitable work for a humblingly honored "flying saucer expert"


isn't that right, kal?? :D

Jimmy_D said...

I'm out of the loop. How do we know he's left India? Why do we think he is working at Kinko's? Could I have a link to a Martina Tycovo entry on Facebook, please?

Sorry - I've been distracted recently.

Anonymous said...

1. He posted an image of an obviously US made pizza

2. In the same time period, he told Raj that he moved back to the US and that he hated India....

Kinko's was a joke.

niedermeyer said...

korff is the joke. people who live real lives are usually delighted to be transparent / up front / non-evasive / what's the big deal etc about where they reside and what they do to get by. those who make a mystery of it all are almost always hiding something. if korff was serious about "turning his life around" starting on a new foot & going legit back in USA he would do best by first DELETING his Fakebook page. check back in a year or two when he is set up with a real job, a real home and a vision for his future. things that people are proud to tell their real friends about.

that he apparently doesn't have such shit together & continues playing the laughably bogus accredited asshole online free platform "journalist" LYING about having "exclusive information" on headline grabbing current events is all the proof anyone needs to see he is bat shit crazy. lives in an alternate universe. keeps up appearances when the reality is a desperate existence without any means to support it beyond handouts. korff doesn't have the manhood to keep a job at a place like a kinko's. or McDonalds, or anywhere else where he would have to be "reliable" and honest to other people

Anonymous said...

Kal on facebook "Very happy to see this. I support the concept of separation of church and state. One of the reasons I am against 'religious' monarchies." Really? You mean like Israel? Or how about Saudi Arabia when Kal said he had a Saudi sugar daddy handing him $25,000,000? I am shocked Kal has not started raging about Tim Cook of Apple coming out as gay. how it that Kal can claim to be a professional journalist yet all he does is post news from other sources?

Anonymous said...

"Really? You mean like Israel?"
--- Israel isn't a monarchy.

Anonymous said...

Nor is Israel a theocratic state.

Anonymous said...

https://thinkprogress.org/jacob-wohl-robert-mueller-krassenstein-brothers-twitter-grifters-39e59c3d8fb8/amp/ Read this story. A fake Israeli spy and a supermodel. This has Kal Korff written all over it.

Anonymous said...

Looking forward to Santa. Aren't you, Kalvin?