Saturday, April 6, 2019

The Korffing memes make themselves!


26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff - 6 hrs ·

Still MORE BULLSHIT from Annie Jacobsen. She gets exposed in the upcoming book Annie Jacobsen's ~Area 51 Book Scandal in a few weeks.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unknown said...

tHAT PICTURE IS OF kAL SUCKING aNNIE jACOBSEN'S DICK BECAUSE ITS BIGGER THAN kAL'S.

Anonymous said...

Kal on facebook "Shame on the Democrats and Harry Reid for this. Now he wants to waste MORE taxpayer money “studying UFOs” — last time not coincidentally one of his biggest donors and his cronies got done 22 million in what is arguable fraud. It will now be Todd examined under oath likely in Robert Kiviat’s lawsuit re the CIA’s Ronald Pandolfi, et al. Reid May very well be subpoenaed himself." Kal is jealous because he has never been a part of the top echelon in flying saucer circles and he never will be. Kal can only criticize he can never just do.

Anonymous said...

How fucking stupid is Apple????? https://nypost.com/2019/04/06/oregon-college-students-busted-for-900k-iphone-scam/

Jimmy_D said...

Kalvin's "English teaching" column in the shitty free Metro paper (it was distributed at the entrance to the subway) was the joke of the town. I used to fume every morning. When I missed it I used to look at the online pdf version, just to see what garbage the great man had come up with. How I wish I had saved them. They would keep you Korffers happy for years.

Anonymous said...

And remember, Kalvin was an expert witness for the prosecution in the OJ Simpson Civil trail.

When questioned about this claim, Korff told the world that he never appeared on the stand, his involvement was to coach and help the prosecutions other "experts", with Korff superior debating and research skills, to lay waste the the defense.

Korff is also on record stating that be left the project after realizing that the people involved didn't have the tools to do it right, even with his expert assistance.

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Kal Korff - April 5 at 3:57 PM ·


I lost all respect for Chris Darden when he had his affair and slept with his boss, Marcia Clark, during the OJ Simpson debacle. Marcia Clark couldn't find her way out of a paper bag!

It's too bad he's defending this apparent killer.

Anonymous said...

I bet Annie Jacobsen never missed a deadline for her books. I also bet her publisher didn;t drop her for pretending to be a colonel in a fake organization.

Anonymous said...

If swallowing can get you pregnant then why have Kal and Rob McConnel not yet have a kid together?

Anonymous said...

The height of Kal's "career" as a "jounralist" https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2182858888418624&set=a.199008376803695&type=1&theater

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff: Black money is a problem irrelevant to anything else. It stands on its own Sheldon Stubbs.
Having written an expose book on Al Gore’s false claims myself, I have DISTINGUISHED between those false claims and the very REAL and always important issue of protecting the environment.

Jimmy_D said...

"Having written an expose book on Al Gore’s false claims myself ..."

Why do you make these ridiculous claims, Karlton? Why?

Anonymous said...

Kal's great Israel does it again! "New IDF Chief Rabbi Says Soldiers Can Rape Arab Women To Boost Morale" Surprised Kal isn't running to join them.

Anonymous said...

Not even the ufo people are paying kal attention. lmfao kal is so desperate for attention he has had to turn back to ufo people trying to pick fights with them. lmfao

Anonymous said...

Kal caught in another LIE! Kal posted this on a facebook page about someone named Hal Putoff. "Years ago he made LOTS of them. I remember working with SRI and we had one of these "E" meters, I even used to bring it into my Psychology class at JFK High School I went to in Fremont, California. I was Assistant Director of the Institute of Paranormal Studies back then.

We did experiments with this device, I can tell you it is NOT what its proponents claim. No question!" someone who worked SRI - whatever that is - called Kal a liar saying Kal NEVER worked at this SRI. Anyone fill in the holes here?

Anonymous said...

Gee-Sus!! I been telling you all for YEARS this Ass-HAT is fucking CRAZY. INSANE. 4 CANS shy of a SIX-PAK. Outta his FUCKING MIND (if he ever had one!) Full of SHIT. Running on only 2 FUCKING CYLINDERS! LIVING OFF MOMMY! HIDING OUT BACK IN THE USA ... and I wonder when his special secret services bullshit will come wondering back?

KAL K KORFF is a fucking EMBARRASSMENT TO THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE ... AND WE ALL KNOW HOW FUCKED UP HUMANITY IS NOW! WELL THIS ASSHAT MAKES THE REST OF US LOOK GOOD!

SHEESH ....

The Unknown Korffer said...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SRI_International


SRI International (SRI) is an American nonprofit scientific research institute and organization headquartered in Menlo Park, California. The trustees of Stanford University established SRI in 1946 as a center of innovation to support economic development in the region.

The organization was founded as the Stanford Research Institute. SRI formally separated from Stanford University in 1970 and became known as SRI International in 1977. SRI performs client-sponsored research and development for government agencies, commercial businesses, and private foundations. It also licenses its technologies,[2] forms strategic partnerships, sells products,[3] and creates spin-off companies.[4]

SRI's annual revenue in 2014 was approximately $540 million. SRI's headquarters are located near the Stanford University campus. William A. Jeffrey has served as SRI's president and CEO since September 2014.


Oh SURE. They'd hire a high school student, college dropout, and computer nerd rather than someone with actual qualifications. Maybe just because they had the same birthday.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_SRI_International_people

Flush that Korff fantasy right down the fucking toilet. Those are individuals of distinction, not has-been Z-list nobodies who lived made up lives. Nobody on that list has to make up a thing to try and impress anybody.

Anonymous said...

I thought Kal was a journalist? Why the fuck is he always posting news stories that he has nothing to do with? Anyone know what the idiot Kal is doing for a living these days?

Anonymous said...

Kalvin can never share any real life info. When he appears on a radio show, no date or time. He'll give dates and times for things in the future that are not live, the majority of those never happen.

Kalvin knows that the Syndicate will troll whatever he does for the rest of his life.

Kalvin, you deserve it, all of it.

Anonymous said...

"No amount of belief makes something a fact." Something Kal posted on his Facebook page. I wonder if this includes pretending to be a colonel and fighting terrorists? Kal certainly likes to apply these little sayings he posts to things other than himself. Hypocrite. Liar. Loser.

Anonymous said...

Kal on facebook "I believe that when police frame innocent people especially in serious crimes they deserve to serve those sentences they cost their victims, pay damages personally, their employers should also pay, then after serving the sentence penalty phase, be executed." how about Kal's scum ball brother who tried to kill a cop? is that other half of the shit pile korff brothers still in prison? i see kal is desperately trying to get back into the flying saucer circle because he has had to move back to America where he won;t be able to con his way into a job writing for the media.

Anonymous said...

https://mugshots.com/US-Counties/Oregon/Unsorted-OR/Kurtis-Kern-Korff.150813977.html looks like the other half of the shit stain Korff brothers is still in prison for MANUFACTURING HEROIN!

Anonymous said...

... of course...

Kal Korff 16 mins ·
I remember researching this in high school, along with JFK's murder of course. I saw the photos of the allegedly "mummified remains" of Booth. I concluded as a teenager at age 16 then that Booth DID DIE essentially as reported, and that it was NOT John W. Boyd who was killed, who supposedly looked like Booth, so I have to smile at this latest development. Reminds me of the Amelia Earhart TV shindig where based on analyzing a single photo they were "so certain" it was really her, that she had been taken prisoner by the Imperial Japanese Army. Turns out the truth was not even close to this.

Anonymous said...

ah yes. the great kal korff solving mysteries once again as a teenager. but then kal korff became an adult who could never let go of his imagined glory years and decended into madness where he lived in a shabby flat in prague and pretended to be a colonel in an israeli military organization. kal pretended to be playing with nanobots. kal gave fake speeches and press conferences to empty rooms. kal gave himself big titles and said a saudi prince was giving him millions to go after frauds. kal korff is a sad pathetic delusional twit who lives with his mommy in reno nevada. mommy probably pays the bills. anyone notice kal moves to places where whores are legal?

Anonymous said...

Kal on facebook "Imagine this. The Trump administration refuses to back a UNSC resolution about ending rape as a weapon of war, now there’s this." While Kal's great Israel military promotes raping their enemies.

Kal on facebook "Trump's lucky that Space is essentially infinite in the universe, otherwise there would be NO ROOM to hold his enormous ego!" It isn't big enough to hold Kal's ego. I wonder if Kal has asked anyone to step down from the curb so he can look taller in photos. However tall Kal is I did not realize they stacked shit that high.

Anonymous said...

Kal on facebook "Shame on the NYT for this." Shame on Kal for being a lying hypocrite. Kal should stop cheering for a country like Israel that promotes raping muslim women. Wonder if Kal has exploited any other women lately https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Pxd-n_JbBnE/XGSgI61sIFI/AAAAAAAACrQ/HGBJJYui4ZwA_P6D7htHv_wGrUi5web1ACEwYBhgL/s1600/korff-009.jpg Shame on kal for being such a miserable piece of shit.