Friday, May 19, 2023

"He Lives With His Mother In A Crack Shack And Is Broke!"

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

testing post function...

lawrence liverwurst said...

korff does indeed have a shoe coming out. it's coming out of his ass but he can't crap it loose. looks like one of those Bruno Magli shoes from OJ Simpson. push kal push! try some prune juice, and while you're at it get actual exercise. grown man sitting around making pansy AI avatars.

Anonymous said...

lol at kal being owned by nick pope for stealing valor, which is exactly what he did. pose as an "intelligence officer" in a foreign capital, where he could parade around in costume and pretend to be whatever he fancied. changed from week to week, captain then colonel, bankrolled by saudi prince then a "volunteer". was granted access to some sort of classroom and utilized it to stage fake press conferences which included kal wearing a "uniform" and military badges.

gets evicted and its off to india to play news correspondent with bizarre holodeck screen set and awkwardly squirming local females humiliated on camera. india company later wiped all kal kontent from its online presence. the colonel now back home to live with mom, work at a dollar store, bag groceries and make fake Fortnite avatars of more successful people he is jealous of to the point of dysfunction.

no media producers will touch him as a guest on anything substantive or even stupid enough including for JFK related productions. billy meier and his cult are forgotten, roswell is a joke topic, and all the "intelligence analyst" nonsense laid bare as a fantasy which includes any claims of expertise in foreign policy. he may have changed the gumball machines at lawrence livermore but did nothing of significance and has zero professional credentials for anything other than flying saucer expert.

you made the bed go lie in it

not stalking or harassing said...

korff routinely accuses this blog and its readers of being cyberstalking criminals, a charge repeated in his tirade to nick pope.

cyberstalkering usually implies a wish to interact with the subject or have some sort of influence or impact on their activities. i do understand that korff often reads the comments left here and has reacted to them.

while korff is also most welcome to come here and discuss these matters with those who participate, i am confident in speaking for most others reading that:

a) we want nothing to do with kal k korff in person or online

b) we have learned to avoid direct contact with kal k korff, and

c) don't care about what kal k korff does or doesn't do, beyond its potential entertainment factor.


the interest is in being entertained the way you might watch a gerbil run around in a cage. nobody went out of their way to unfairly put a spotlight on kal, who attempted to invent himself as a public persona while still in his teens and is still at it every fucking day.

I for one am content to consume my korff komedy via this blog. i don't seek out other korff konnections, won't visit korff's krackpot site out of disgust at being kookied by it, and have all permutations of his name blocked on my socials.

so he can drop the "victim being stalked" schtick. our best suggestion to korff on how to make us cease and desist is to STOP LYING as long as that continues the blog has every right to continue as well.

the minute it is clear that korff has sincerely dropped the Mr. Expert lunatic routine and gotten about minding his life without fucking with people he disagrees anymore with I'm done here.

my sad prediction is he never will and this blog will still be getting traffic after his demise.

Jimmy_D said...

Who is "Melissa Dawn"? Is this the same person as Melissa Martell?

Anonymous said...

Kalvin's last "girlfriend". Yes, I think that's her real last name. She's stopped in on the blog using her name, other names and no names a few times.

Anonymous said...

Kalvin is making changes to his site(s)... They all go to the same URL:

UFOLITICS.com
kalkorff.com
criticalthinkers.org

This one goes no where: https://kalkorff.wixsite.com/ufologyufoology


Some info off his Facebook page:

Relationship: No relationship info to show
Family members: No family members to show
Life events: No life events to show

Places lived:
Mom's Reno NV Crack House - Moved into 2018
Prague, Czech Republic - Moved in 2000
Fremont, California - Moved in 1974

College: 1980
Studied Science Information Technology at Various

High school: 1980
Went to John F. Kennedy High School (Fremont)
I finished high school in three years, but stayed a fourth year to graduate with my friends and people I knew.

Anonymous said...

kal working a new target on twatter. i have not heard of thanking someone for or otherwise following up on receiving a passive non-verbal "Like" since the mid 2010s.

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Kal K. Korff
@KalKorff
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May 28
@RealArea503
hi, thanks for your like, I wanted to say hello and let you know that I admire your work and thank you on behalf of UFOlogy for sticking to facts. THANKS again, hope you have a good holiday tomorrow.

Kal K. Korff
@KalKorff

Hi, hope ur enjoying what I hope is your holiday. I would like to invite you to be a guest on our new expose show UFOlitics, would be honored. You may not know it, but I filed formal criminal whistleblower complaints against Lue Elizondo, I have case numbers. All in the new show.
3:21 PM · May 29, 2023
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