Wednesday, September 20, 2023

Kalvin Karlton Korff; Hoping and Praying this blog would vanish.






19 comments:

Anonymous said...

September 20, 2023

Kal Korff

BREAKING NEWS!

Hi everyone. Tomorrow at 0730 hours, starting in Washington DC, more than 1000 people in the US Congress, Senate, DOD, Air Force, etc will all start receiving the two seminal UFO and Paranormal exposes by DC Investigative Journalist Art Levine published in Washington Spectator called Soaceship of Fools and the second piece exposing Ghrush.

Today I contacted Congressman Comer’s office and others in Oversight to inform them, several are VERY EXCITED and WANT THE UFO EXTREMISTS OUSTED. They now have their names, and are receiving the evidence. This will be going to investigation hearings now specifically to address FRAUD and ripping off taxpayers and government waste, I will send journalist Art Levine and others docs as is logical.

As President of UFOlitics, we must push with these exposes and prosecutions so we can focus on REAL data and STOP the money grubbing and extremist pandering for votes.

Developing...

Anonymous said...

"soaceship" 🤣

Anonymous said...

The lies kontinue...

Kal Korff · I remember as a kid using alphabet soup at times as an excuse to bring up anything I wanted to at the dinner table. There were times my parents were not amused.

Anonymous said...

I was going to dump him using Alphabet Soup, but I did it via text instead.

Anonymous said...

Ha!!!!!!!!!!

Art Levine Has Been Alerted! said...

how's that new media entity rep working out? is kal now freed up to deliver those market to item spake heard elsewhere verbiage that he is trying to make him sound hip by blathering on fakebook since nobody visits his pathetic meandering wholly amateurish (almost done here) ridiculous "it looks like a crazy person made it" website?

perhaps art levine should be alerted.

Anonymous said...

Gold plated comment right there!

Anonymous said...

So Kalvin is a “self professed Jew” AND a “counter terror expert” and yet… No interviews, any where. He, he, he.

Anonymous said...

Kalvin is so self happy…

BREAKING NEWS!

Hi everyone. Sharing good news real briefly, I am swamped until the launch on October 19th, 2023 which marks the 50th ANNIVERSARY of my being a UFOlogist. Last night I finished an online meeting with one of our great partners in Europe and WE ARE A GO! Meaning, I will be making many announcements and stuff will be available immediately at the event, all I can say for now. But here is just ONE item, meet Grussi (Grüßi) Wanderweg, he is your humble Swiss Tour Guide to all things re the Billy Meier UFO Cult in Switzerland. As you can see from this picture and its background, he lives in Switzerland, and when he's not busy giving tours exposing Billy Meier and Annie Jacobsen in Germany, he spends his time with his girlfriends and studies Archaeology. Everyone loves Grussi.

Anonymous said...

He’s a nut job. How embarrassed.

Anonymous said...

Facebook October 16, 2023

Kal Korff · BREAKING NEWS!

As many of you know I am very much involved in Exobiology and Exoplanet hunting, happy to report I just received word that 5414 NEW PLANETS are being added to the overall catalog of exoplanets. I don't have time to wade through them now, but my software will let me know if there are any potential LIFE candidates as in the Goldilocks zone.

I ALWAYS get excited when new things are discovered, especially other worlds, literally in this case.

None, now back to my duties at UFOlitics.

Developing....

Anonymous said...

NOW BACK TO SUCKING MY OWN WILTED LITTLE PECKER is more like it.

Anonymous said...

Oh no! Say it ain't so Kalvin!

Kal Korff · BREAKING NEWS!
Hi everyone. I am formally announcing that I will NOT post on Twitter any longer. I'm done with this platform. This is because I refuse ON PRINCIPLE to pay any yearly fees or monthly fees just to use Basic Twitter. Our stats prove that Twitter, just like with others, it is NOT a "great driver" of traffic. It is possible to "live life" without Twitter. Until Musk gives me a logical reason to return to Twitter, I will not. If people want me to COMMENT on Twitter posts or comments, they can forward them to me.

I predict Twitter will still lose money after this.

Developing....

Jimmy_D said...

Elon Musk is pressing for a personal meeting with Kalvin to discuss his concerns.

Anonymous said...

"Our stats prove that Twitter, just like with others, it is NOT a "great driver" of traffic."
--- some pretty scrambled syntax there for a man with a genius-level IQ.

M.H said...

If that’s the case then Kal should close down FB too because his numbers suck there. I get tons of traffic on X. Gee maybe he’s just boring and self absorbed and no one is interested.

Anonymous said...

https://twitter.com/KalKorff

Kalvin was using X quite a bit in July and before... Then he used it one time in September 2023.

The interaction was / is horrible, in the single to low double digits...

Gee Kalvin, might that be your issue.

As another said, you better get off FB as well.

Anonymous said...

he cannot limit who can comment on Twatter or re-Twat his fuckery, and was likely confronted (yet again) over the tendency for compulsive dishonesty. which is intolerable to a manipulator and braggart there to harvest praise. there is no praise for korff on Twatter, where his "feed" is low ranked delusional amateurish fringe unworthy of being re-Twatted unless in mockery.

Anonymous said...

"our new media rep" ... referring to yourself as "our"? Is that some new preferred pronoun thingy?