Monday, November 4, 2024

Another book that nobody asked for...

Kalvin's new "book", is listed under this:

Eternum, Kyasarin Paperback – November 1, 2024

by Mr. Kal K Korff

Funny thing, his other "books" are listed under this:

by Kal K. Korff

One might wonder, why would an "author" list books under different names, but almost the same name... see what I mean. Very amateur. Very confused.

Anyway, if you'd like to buy Kalvin's new "book" here's the link:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DLTXH886

Sounds important Kalvin... This book's message and theme is encapsulated in the phrase: "Awaken WITHIN, Elevate, Transform." This reminds readers that the power to change their lives is within YOU, just waiting to be realized, unleashed and for you to "be one with."


Sadly, these are no longer in "print"...

13 comments:

Jimmy_D said...

Did Korffers see this lovely video from a few years ago? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTa4m0AMcEY

But lockdown has long since ended. So I will take it amiss if that drunken sot, Santa in a Floppy Hat, fails (again) to show this year.

Anonymous said...

BTW, it's Death to America Day in Iran today (4 November). I kinda like to picture Santa In A Floppy hat as a lunatic bearded guy jumping up and down and waving his fist at The Great Satan. (Just a different Great Satan.)

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff · BREAKING NEWS!

Hi everyone. Going out to VOTE EARLY, then arrange for stores to carry my new book shown here, so far the reactions have been overwhelmingly positive.

I have as many AS SIX BOOKS COMING OUT from now to the END of the year. THIS is the reason for my not being much online, there's also software and much more coming. I will let these deliverables "speak" for themselves when they come out.

I also want to THANK ALL OF YOU FOR THE KIND CONGRATULATIONS messages you sent over past several weeks, I will REPLY INDIVIDUALLY to each of you, it is the least I can do and once again I appreciate the love and support. It really means a lot and I didn't expect this diversity of friends to send them, and THANKS AGAIN!

Look forward to doing appearances soon and interacting with people on these diverse products.

Anonymous said...

"Doing appearances". The only way you're going to be able to cope with the demands for your attention, Kalvin, is by multitasking: have your fans line up for your autograph while you're stacking bananas.

Anonymous said...

Yes Kalvin, that's the way Amazon works. Moron.

Kal Korff · Now shipping WORLDWIDE from Japan to South Africa, EU, Canada, USA, Germany, Sweden, Germany, etc.

I am genuinely honored and humbled and happy to close out the UFO related exposes and move onto very different, more relevant topics.

https://a.co/d/1GSrvcp

Anonymous said...

Has Kalvin come out endorsed a presidential candiate? That should be a tremendous boost to whoever it is, given that the election is on a knife edge.

Jimmy_D said...

Perhaps Karlton is preparing the ground for a run in '28?

Anonymous said...

It’s done A-Z Sesame Street style because that's where Kal’s intelligence lies.

Anonymous said...

Kalvin endorsed Bernie Sanders many months ago.

Anonymous said...

Korff '28 starts now!!!

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff · BREAKING NEWS!

I AGREE with Bernie Sanders. At least I helped END SLAVERY in Nevada, (that passed); UPHELD women's right to abortion and their bodies; APPROVED extra money for Libraries, APPROVED funding for things called other than "Institutions," APPROVED Voter ID for voting, APPROVED TAX FREE DIAPERS for families, I believe soap, shampoo and toilet paper, toothpaste should ALL BE FREE, they're frigging ESSENTIALS! Sadly being able to vote for ANY party FAILED. In the interests of "free speech and political freedom" we can only vote for Democrats or Republicans. I wish the Supreme Court would strike this down. Whenever any nation has only two political parties, that is not choice, is decay and fossilization and imminent death politically and socially.

Anonymous said...

looks self published ("published independently")
printed on demand?

cannot find a website for any "Kyasarin Paperback" if that is meant to be a publisher

Googling the word kyasarin translation:

The name Katherine in Japanese Katakana is キャサリン which in romaji is kyasarin.

Anonymous said...

book store appearances, for self published printed on demand amazon only vanity project published by a company conveniently named after the woman he has been stalking

sounds about right