Sunday, November 17, 2024

Kalvin dreaming of what was... and pudding.


Kalvin using Luis Elizondo's book cover to "sell" his paste up .pdf efforts.

Kalvin spamming people to "sell" his paste up .pdf efforts.

Kalvin calling somebody... anybody who cares.

Kalvin dreaming of what was... and pudding.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

As we remember, Mrs. Dorothy Toone,c/o DotJoss is Kalvin's mother.

Scum.

Kal Korff asked for an invoice for the listed goods for another person due to VAT deduction (export outside the EU) in the name of Mrs. Dorothy Toone ,c/o DotJoss , 993 Bailey Drive, Oregon, USA 97527. It was issued backup invoice and sent to his address ...

For the first time in The fifteen-year history of Cables and Simms s.r.o. possible unfair practices of one customer. His name is : Kal Korff.

Jimmy_D said...

I repeat for the benefit of newbie Korffers: (i) He secured himself a freelance position at the charity of a widely-loved and respected campaigner for the disabled, teaching the charitu's employees English once a week; (ii) he used the good name of that campaigner to fraudulently acquire apple mac products (telling the mac store to bill the said campaigner's charity); (iii) he then used his crappy English-language "teaching" column in a crappy free daily newspaper to advertise that he had said products for cash-only sale at a discount on the normal retail price, and (iv) he filmed his encounters with prospective buyers (on the street, in a cafe, etc.) and posted those meetings (wherein he would give his dupes a demonstration of his wares) on YouTube.

It was at this point that my indignation about Kal's daily newspaper column (I was at that time teaching English myself, and my pupils would often query my instructions, telling me that "Kal says that ...) to sheer, molten loathing and contempt.

After that, I kept a closer eye on the creep. Reports would now and them come in about, for example, his being hired by a single mother (on the basis of his newspaper column) to give private lessons to her teenage daughter. The daughter quickly complained to her mother that Karlton's behaviour was, let's say, not that of an disinterested professional.

Then there was the time that he trashed his one-room apartment and did a moonlight flit, owing a couple months' rent.

Eventually he skipped town to India, claiming - in a YouTube video that he filmed in front of a memorial to anti-communists executed by the old regime (thereby aligning himself with those brave souls) - that there was a contract out on his life.

This creature is not simply an illiterate buffoon. He is evil.

Anonymous said...

How did you get that photo of bloated Kal sleeping ? From where did you source it?

Anonymous said...

Don't recall. We have 20 GIG's of Kalvin related material.

Jimmy_D said...

Perhaps he rocked himself to sleep trying to get up?

Anonymous said...

Nobody gives a shit Kalvin. You're a zero, a has-been. Butt please... kontinue.

Kal Korff · BREAKING NEWS!
Well, since I am literally the world's ONLY REAL "UFO Whistleblower" busy running a company called UFOlitics which exposes FRAUD UFO "Whistleblowers" and UFO Scammers BOTH the Republicans and Democrats waste taxpayer money and time on holding their scam hearings, NOW that NEW LAWS MAY EXIST to PROTECT UFO Whistleblowers, it will be GREAT to be "Protected" while I am EXPOSING the FRAUDS! You gotta love the irony.
USA! USA! USA! This is one of the few times I might actually be GRATEFUL to nut job extremist Congressman Tim Burchett who pushes Ancient Aliens in the Book of Ezekiel and stupidly thinks the whole Universe was made in 144 hours. And he's on the Congressional UFO OVERSIGHT with Marjorie Green and Loretta Boobert, Talib, Ocasio Cortez, Anna Lunatic, Moskowitz, Gillibrand, Rubio, you know all those "progressives" and "deep" "representatives" we have! 🙂

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff · BREAKING NEWS!
Now shipping worldwide.... have five more books coming very soon, all different subjects.

Anonymous said...

Best Sellers Rank:
#2,326,930 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
#82,388 in Schools & Teaching (Books)
#247,966 in History (Books)
#512,819 in Religion & Spirituality (Books)

Jimmy_D said...

since I am literally the world's ONLY REAL "UFO Whistleblower"....

Sigh. Kalvin, I have chided you before about your misuse of the word "literally". You are not "literally" the only person in the world to blow a whisle.
Can't you get anything right?

Anonymous said...

have five more books coming very soon, all self published with no editorial oversight

*corrected

Anonymous said...

korff's book covers are amateurish and overly busy, like he whipped it up in half an hour or so with no involvement of anyone else. it does not look serious or appealing. it looks like a computer graphic rather than a book cover (if the shit even gets printed?)

while equally full of shit, elizondo's book cover appears to be an actual book published by a publisher. it looks far more professional, less convinced of its own hilarity, and the involvement of an editor is apparent: it wasn't just slapped together in an adderall haze of self involvement by some reak with an ax to grind.

elizondo's, while completely full of shit, can be found in bookstores.
kalvin's exists only online and five more books, or series of books, are due out as soon as he gets his adderall refilled

Anonymous said...

Looks like Kals bro is at it again.

https://kobi5.com/news/over-3-dozen-guns-red-phosphorus-seized-during-police-raid-in-obrien-229010/

Anonymous said...

Oh, well spotted. Drawn from the same barrel of scum.

Anonymous said...

This information was never, ever printed in a "real" newspaper. It was only printed in throwaway newspapers Kalvin worked for. Same goes for his Secret Service Detail he claims to have worked for.

Kal Korff · 61 YEARS ago,American President John F. Kennedy was assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald.

Notice the MEDIA CARES ABOUT THIS, ALMOST NONE MENTIONED the anniversary of the killing of our own President, who was very popular. The USA has never been the same after JFK, RFK and Martin Luther King were murdered.

UNFORTUNATELY, JFK's murder is the Grandfather of All Conspiracies. Even UFO extremists try desperately to tie in this event with the Great Cosmic Watergate. THIS is THE TRUTH about how JFK really was killed and WHO did it. My research has been VERIFIED by top experts, I am posting this because if the info in my expose is CORECT, and it is, there cannnot be any CONNECTION between JFK and UFOs at all.

This article is REPRINTED FROM DAILY POST Newspaper.

Anonymous said...

"the public HATES them (that's their fault!)."

Kalvin, looking in the mirror.

Kal Korff · BREAKING NEWS!

I no longer use the term "the media," instead, we have about 91%
CORPORATE or Bot Media, then Independent media. Now Corporate Media is LOSING MONEY and BLEEDING, the public HATES them (that's their fault!).
BOTH Political parties bent over backwards to ELIMINATE independent media, rushing to approve mergers in the interests of CONpetition. They also gave IMMUNITY to Oligarchs who wanted to "grow" the Internet so that accountability online, is almost non-existent.

Thank God the "experts" went ahead and "handled" this, right folks?

Anonymous said...

Kalvin. You're the kind of "expert" I wouldn't trust to feed my goldfish.

Anonymous said...

any "thanksgiving dinner with the troops" stories from mr. korff this year? or did he just brag about stuff

Anonymous said...

Mostly posting monkey and chimp Youtube videos and bitching about the American election. All the "relevant" non-political posts are posted here. Kalvin is cocked... again. Nobody cares, nobody is listening.

Anonymous said...

"CORECT"? (Snigger)