Sunday, December 1, 2024

The Extreme Folly of Kalvin Karlton Korff


What is Kalvin's "Wife" Gonna Think About This?!?

Kalvin's Doppelganger

Santa in a Floppy Hat

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Let's not forget that Kalvin said that the only reason he would come back to the states is if he was ASKED to run for "office." And yet, he came back to the states to live with his Mother and work in retail groceries AND to continue the lunacy.

Kal Korff · BREAKING NEWS!

Biden has PARDONED his criminal son. The excuse is he would be hounded by Trump.

Biden is a lying sack of shit who NEVER intended NOT to pardon his son.
Yet ANOTHER reason I cannot support the Democrats. As I have said for DECADES, BOTH parties are the problem.

I’m done with politics and and my IMMINENT CIG legally protected lawyer backed UFO Whistleblower complaints against the nuts in both parties who believe in Little Grey Leprechauns stuffed in pickle jars are the last one. Then I will leak the files to me media, take it or deny them. It doesn’t matter.

Anonymous said...

"... work in retail groceries" is rather a grand way of putting it.

Anonymous said...

it is sad to see kal using social media to play mind games with people who might actually care about him

Anonymous said...

Ha!

"... work in retail groceries" is rather a grand way of putting it.

Jimmy_D said...

Still hoping that Santa will stay off the sauce long enough to record a new Christmas message.

Jimmy_D said...

I believe that Karlton should offer his services to Mr Trump by way of bridging the party divide. Maybe some kind of roving ambassador? Nanobot supremo? Nanodust tsar?

Jimmy_D said...

Groceries Adviser?

Anonymous said...

Kal would be the book banning czar who leads the bonfire movement to ban and burn actual printed books

Anonymous said...

Hmm. Well, I wouldn't give him the task of striking the match - he'd only manage to set himself on fire.

Anonymous said...

Kalvin's new "book" rankings on Amazon:

Best Sellers Rank: #4,365,748 in Books

#159,600 in Schools & Teaching (Books)
#461,412 in History (Books)
#890,257 in Religion & Spirituality (Books)

Anonymous said...

C'mon Santa. Speak to us.

Melissa said...

His friends on FB are totally retardedic they think that he's married and that's what he looks like.

Anonymous said...

Well how long were you with this loser for? Pot, kettle, no?

Anonymous said...

He wasn’t posting obvious AI photos as himself with a fake person. But if you wanna be an ass that’s fine. I let people know alot of facts about him they wouldn’t have otherwise known.

Anonymous said...

"I let people know alot of facts about him they wouldn’t have otherwise known."

And THANK YOU for stepping up. The majority of Korffer's appreciate your efforts to share with us. Merry Christmas.

Anonymous said...

it takes courage to speak out after an abuse situation becomes clear. i had wondered if that was kal himself trying to negate the effort by pretending to be someone else, as the comment runs counter to the purpose of the blog. please do not stop.

Anonymous said...

I agree. Please do not stop.I know that I had a couple "interesting" relationships that I would have been better off not having. Live and learn.

Jimmy_D said...

Yes, that's fair enough. What I find intriguing is that he sometimes comes across as (i) intelligent and accomplished in his videos, but is in fact (ii) not only as mad as a hatter, but a manipulative, amoral mediocrity and generally a bad, bad person. I'd be interested in hearing how he persuades bright, attractive women that (i) applies, and why it takes these ladies so long to realise that in fact (ii) is the actual case. Any pointers in that regard would be most welcome ... but of course, it's up to you, Miss; and thanks for stopping by every now and then to give us your thoughts.

the unknown korffer said...

the "kettle" comment was grossly unfair. only an idiot would rebuke someone for not knowing before what they may know now. korff is a seasoned manipulator. he knows how to fake being normal. he knows how to put people at a disadvantage by doing so and has no compunction against telling whatever lies are required to further his goal of the moment. melissa was fortunate her instincts kicked in when they did & we wish her ongoing success in life 👍🏼

Anonymous said...

"Melissa was fortunate her instincts kicked in when they did & we wish her ongoing success in life."