Hey Mom!!! I'm marrying a Princess!!!
Date: Sat,
27 Nov 2010
Message 1: Tomorrow I will be meeting with Princess
Kumar of India here, she has requested an appointment. After I return from
field testing the nanodust I have created at the Pakistani-Afghan border, (you
know, the stuff - Tina’s Daughter, name removed - "doesn't care
about"), I will meet with Princess Kumar and find out what she wants.
Turns out the Governor of this region next to Pakistan here is a Jew, India's
first in government. Ever since Mumbai attacks, Israel and India are best
friends now. The Jew thing is taking off here, it is truly YHWH's blessings.
Message 2: sent the very next day - I have accepted a wedding proposal from Princess Kumar of India. I had no idea. YHWH has truly blessed me. Praise YHWH. I know that this news may not please you, but I MUST do what YHWH has commanded. Kal
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The Gazette - Cedar Rapids, Iowa
Wed, May 24, 1961 - Page 19
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