Friday, May 28, 2010

Banal and facile


Weeks after announcing he would have a new revamped website and a job at an unnamed newspaper Kal K. Korff has once again done the impossible by again not delivering on a single promise or deadline. Bloody! How the hell does one guy fail so often????????????

No more facebook for Kal to lure new victims with as it appears Kal has been given the boot from facebook. It also appears that Kernal Kornholeblower will not be making a scheduled facebook chat and without explanation as to why. Not that anyone really gives a fuck about Kal for anything other than his pure hypocrisy and the fumbling and bumbling antics that can be both dizzying and entertaining.

Don't tell Kernal Kornnuts this, but insanity is doing the same thing over and each time expecting a different result. Kal please just belt up you blinkered dolt.

A quick review if you will of Kal's lamest hits including promises of several new books, new videos, a talk show, a radio show, a magazine, a newspaper gig, consumer fraud lawsuits, and let's not forget the ever grand and classic Kal K. Korff causing the loss of his own brother's lawsuit!! ahahahahahahhhhaaaa

Banal and facile. ahahahahaha

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

Banal and facile. ahahahahaha

To be sure....

FN

Brit_in_Prague said...

KIAI - could you please consider simply deleting any post from Rob McConnell (and any answers/references thereto)?

I don't believe this should be a platform for UFO-related bickering/infighting.

Anonymous said...

The latest message (on Sunday, 8.30pm Prague time) on Kalkorff.com:

"READY to launch LATER TODAY! :-)"

Anonymous said...

....sorry, I meant *Saturday*, 8.30pm Prague time.

Anway, wherever you are in the world, "Colonel" - "today" is over.

Another udderly pointless lie.

Brit_in_Prague said...

Click here for the obituary of a real-life American Colonel:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/military-obituaries/air-force-obituaries/7768427/Colonel-Bud-Mahurin.html

You piss on the memory of such men every time you open your braying, lying trap, Korff.

You are a disgrace. Dear God, how I despise you.

The Unknown Korffer said...

READY to launch LATER TODAY! :-)


Has now been up there for twenty six hours since first encountered.

See, Little Kalvin, in our culture, periods known as 60 seconds are collected into units referred to as "minutes". Sixty of these minutes is referred to as an "hour". And twenty four of these hours are called a DAY.

You either LIED when you said your noxious web sewer would launch "later today" or you FAILED, fucked up, and can't meet your own self announced deadline. It makes you look INEPT, INCOMPETENT, and DISHONEST in regards to your own lack of abilities, skills, and knowledge.

It is like you lie to try and cover up the fact that you are an incompetent and inept buffoon. The problem is that your real lack of ability to do anything right exposes your uselessness while you are engaged in this deception. Your own inept incompetence causes your lies to fall apart -- Are you aware that you look like a complete fool and inept idiot? That no woman would touch you with a ten foot pole, that people on the whole dislike you and that your life lacks any apparent meaning or function beyond harassing those whom you are obsessed with because of their success?

You couldn't even dream about being a Colonel like Kevin Randle or having worked in law enforcement like Don Ecker. You have no concept of what it would be like to be an actual filmmaker like Paul Kimball or a respected scientist like Stanton Friedman. So you smear these people with lies and try to trash their reputations and it always only comes back to make you look like a complete fucking worthless idiot.

Go ahead and launch your new template based website on your new free web hoster as you call them, not knowing the correct terminology and uncaring that using such terms paints you as the college dropout loser you really are. Keep up the great work, I am looking forward to more alternative entertainment as only Kalvin K. Korff can provide it by being a TOTAL USELESS FUCKUP who nobody except maybe your poor mom actually cares about.

And for that matter, FUCK YOU. Move back home and get a job at a McDonald's and just fuck off.

Anonymous said...

Amen.

You are worthless scum, Korff.

Anonymous said...

READY to launch LATER TODAY! :-)

"Well? We're waiting" -- Caddyshack

Anonymous said...

This is where Kal has his site hosted now

http://www.1st-amendment.net/

Anonymous said...

If he can't afford to pay, all we have to do is download a lot of crap from his site and push it past his free service limits:

http://www.1st-amendment.net/

Free/Donation Hosting*

1 Gig of Space
50 Gigs Monthly Bandwidth,
5 email addresses,
2 mysql databases,
PHP 5.2.10,
Apache 2.0.63
Perl
CPanel Access

*Free Hosting based on merit eg. if you cannot get free speech hosting in your country.

In any case, I've sent this new hoster info to Mike Horn.

FN

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!

>>> Activating Web site any moment now...THANKS for you MUCH APPRECIATED PATIENCE, understanding and support! :-)) <<<

Just wait until Horn has this new hoster pull his template site down from here as well.

Hey Korff, can you say Cyber Bully?

Horn can, and did, so did Face Book.

The chase is on Korff.

FN

Brit_in_Prague said...

I think he's finished, folks.

I really do ...

Brit_in_Prague said...

I think he's finished, folks.

I really do ...

Anonymous said...

"Thank you for your support"????!!!

Support??!!!!

You're a complete fantasist, aren't you, Korff?

Anonymous said...

Activating Web site any moment now...THANKS for you MUCH APPRECIATED PATIENCE, understanding and support! :-))

shut the hell up, Korff

Anonymous said...

It's over Kalvin.

Move back to your mother's basement. Then seek professional help for your illness.

For God's sake...

Anonymous said...

Never mind professional help.

I just want to hurt you, Korff. I want to maim you.

So bad.

Anonymous said...

Face Book:

Kal Korff Hi everyone! I'M VERY SORRY I WAS AWAY, but I was busy and working on some long promised projects, Facebook was concerned over other attempts to open up phony "Kal Korff" accounts by others. To be SAFE we took mine offline until the investigation was complete. There is NO TRUTH to FALSE RUMORS that the CONTENT I posted... caused problems. I'll be publishing Facebook's emails soon, I have missed everyone, Shalom!

Anonymous said...

Face Book:

Kevin Korff:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1814178453&ref=ts

BTW, all those other Face Book pages which had Korff on them, fake, real, are gone?

He states that "they" pulled his page while they pulled down the other fake pages.... Why do that?

This does seem to be true, at least the part regarding the other pages being pulled.

Doesn't really matter because Horn is still going after him....

Waiting....

FN

Anonymous said...

One of Korff's "friends" off Face Book:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000586852268

Not her real photos, in fact she doesn't have one on her page at all. That profile photo is of Lena Headly from the Terminator TV show.

Gotta be a fat pig.

FN

Anonymous said...

Kal is busy tonight on Facebook.
Go on Facebook and do a search for 'kal korff'. I got three different 'pages' just now.

ssssquoienkjwhfkwm0tick said...

MR. Korff can claim whatever he wants, but he slipped up with this "WE" thing, trying to convince the world that he really isn't some dysfunctional lone nut idiot who needs psychological help:

Kal Korff's REAL Facebook account now reactivated, now that Kal Korff is "back" :-) Now linking Facebook, Scribd, and other social networking protocols into the new web site — then we will FINALLY publish this Web site! THANKS AGAIN for your patience, we did NOT expect to reactive Facebook this early, but am taking the time NOW to integrate it into the site so we WON'T have to do it once it launches very shortly.

Yes we we we, I am sure MR. Korff has a devoted staff of eager young assistants waiting on his every whim, just like Rush Limbaugh or Matt Drudge.

But note the grammatical error where his subconscious mind got the better of him:

... we did NOT expect to reactive Facebook this early, but am taking the time NOW to integrate it into the site ...

Usually, English speaking persons who have received a basic edumacation know that I is usually followed by the word AM, and WE is usually followed by the word ARE.

Kalvin K. Korff was either passing off another lie about being part of a team, or he's dumb as a sack of old hammers. Take your pick.

Daniela_Abrahamova said...

Here's that KKK/Michele exchange in full. What is fascinating is that he made the whole episode up as a means of demonstrating that he loves children (what a swell guy) and loves women (what a man's man.

You are seriously sick, Korff.

Daniela_Abramamova said...

Kal Korff Yesterday, I saw a woman bend over to feed her dog. She had a min-skirt on, and well, I could see everything. No complaints, she was commando style on top of this! :-) Two kids came running by me, chasing each other, grabbing my legs. If I stayed there enjoying my view of God's creation, I'd be in their way. If I moved..., I'd lose my perfect view. I chose the kids. Now, ALL of my MEN friends say I was stupid. Bozos!

Daniela_Abrahamova said...

Kelli Weiss Gentile
i'm surprised that you COULD move..LOL

Kal Korff
Well, I admit I thought about it twice, looked both ways twice, and then thought, gotta go with the kids, the little boy and girl were so cute, just adorable having a blast.

Daniela_Abrahamova said...

Michele Risso
Kal I hope your mother doesn't read this I found it to be distasteful.This might be something I would expect from a 23 year old like my son, but even he has more class than to blab!Even if you got an eyeful there should be a filter in your head that notifies your mouth that discussing it is in poor taste,just being honest!

Daniela_Abrahamova said...

Kal Korff
Michele, I respectfully disagree.

I think you MISSED the reason WHY I shared this story: I was simply sharing with everyone a REAL experience from life and the ONLY reason I did so is because the MEN around me said I was WRONG to decide what I did, and that I should have stayed there and enjoyed the other view instead.

Since I thought there MIGHT BE A LESSON HERE for PEOPLE TO LEARN FROM, THIS IS WHY I EVEN MENTIONED IT....

Geesh, Michele.

Otherwise, obviously seeing something like this is "no big deal" (it's not like it was an extraterrestrial spacecraft, and I have seen women before) and if you wish to "judge" it and "dismiss" is as something a teenager would do, fine, you have that right but FACTS do NOT support you, and you were NOT present, nor were you involved.

Doesn't put you in the best position to "judge" anything here, Michele, and I would submit that judging is wrong.

Besides, you knew me even in high school, my reaction would have been the same, but a bit more embarrassed. Having lived outside the USA for over 10 years now, not much "phases" me anymore, but it sure DOES seem to "phase" some Americans.

It's amazing and intriguing.

Daniela_Abrahamova said...

Michele Risso
Yes, we Americans call it showing decency when looking away.You need to grow up Kal you obviously lack common decency and courtesy, no matter which one of your usual "spins " you put on it.Fuck you!

Anonymous said...

The word is spelled "fazes" - you illiterate tool.

The Unknown Korffer said...

The men who are around Kal K Korff?

How about guys or friends. "Men" comes off as both gay and a little forced or made up. As in he has no friends but does yearn for the company of approving, joking, red blooded men who slap each other on the back & guffaw over a random free skin show as they stand there enjoying the manliness of each others company. Kinky.

The bit about the kids is so ingratiatingly hollow that we can rest assured that no woman in her right sober mind would have ever found such a statement to be sincere (is this still available on one of his own pages??). Speaking of which, didn't Kalvin boast of having his own kid, who had been IQ tested at genius levels? Why isn't he regaling his good tight supportive caring Face Books buddy list friends with tales of Little Kalvin Jr.? Is it maybe because he knows whatever family relatives who are on their would completely OWN him for it?

Funny how we never hear about the kid anymore. Or Martina, or Ashkenazi. It is as if Kalvin K. Korff is inventing himself a whole new life there on Face Books, with one of the purposes being to con women into interacting with him. I hope the exposing predators blog people are following along at home, it is starting to look more and more like one of the more amusing stories from their blog.

Anonymous said...

If anyone has time on their hands, it might be an idea to send Facebook messages to everyone who appears on Kalvin's wall warning them what a scumbag he is and referring them to this blog...

I worry about what this revolting creature might do to any lady/girl he actually ended up meeting.

Anonymous said...

...actually, I just went ahead and did just that. I started at the top and messaged all the females (much more risky for them to be engaging with Kalvin than for men), notifying them about this blog and also noting Kal's inclusion on the cyberpaths site.

I got as far as (and including) a lady named JJ Fulgenzi, and then FB warned me that I was behaving in an "intrusive" manner.

Perhaps some of us could randomly select three or four FB users on Kals wall and do them a service by warning them what a scumbag he really is.

You really would be doing a publc service...

Anonymous said...

Todays promise:

Kal Korff's REAL Facebook account now reactivated, now that Kal Korff is "back" :-) Now linking Facebook, Scribd, and other social networking protocols into the new web site — then we will FINALLY publish this Web site! THANKS AGAIN for your patience, we did NOT expect to reactive Facebook this early, but am taking the time NOW to integrate it into the site so we WON'T have to do it once it launches very shortly.

Anonymous said...

Todays Promise:

Kal Korff's REAL Facebook account now reactivated, now that Kal Korff is "back" :-) Now linking Facebook, Scribd, and other social networking protocols into the new web site — then we will FINALLY publish this Web site! THANKS AGAIN for your patience, we did NOT expect to reactive Facebook this early, but am taking the time NOW to integrate it into the site so we WON'T have to do it once it launches very shortly.

Anonymous said...

This has started:

>>> If anyone has time on their hands, it might be an idea to send Facebook messages to everyone who appears on Kalvin's wall warning them what a scumbag he is and referring them to this blog... <<<

I got mine this morning.

Not knowing if it was Korff or a "friend" I kept my cool and thanked them...

Korff did tell me, via e-mail, that he's busy with anti terror activities, etc., and that he was working on a trap for his haters (us?)....

FN

Anonymous said...

You got yourself on KKK's list of FB friends?

Respect, FN!

Anonymous said...

Yup, I did. It seems that our esteemed Cornel and super duper agent has no clue that a number of his "FB Friends" are indeed we fellow Korffers.

:^)

FN

Anonymous said...

Well, maybe one day you could go for broke: study his absurd sleep patterns, and if you can figure out when he'll be away from his computer for a mid-afternoon "power nap" (Kal, why don't you just go to sleep at midnight like the rest of us?] leave a nice juicy posting - with the appropriate website references - explaining precisely why he is a psychopath and should be avoided.

He'll immediately block you from all future correspondence, but it might be worth it.

Anonymous said...

More lies - posted today at 19.50, Prague time:

Hi everyone! I have what I HOPE is GOOD NEWS! My NEW TALKSHOW will MAKE ITS DEBUT THIS MONDAY JUNE 7th at 8PM UK Time, 9PM Prague Time, it will also be syndicated around the world on the web and on Facebook. My FIRST GUEST IS THE LEGENDARY UFO RESEARCHER and the person who SOLVED the "Alien Autopsy" HOAX, MR. PHILIP MANTLE! More details coming shortly...

Anonymous said...

From Horn:

Thanks FN,

I just saw it's finally up and so far just a benign bunch of self-promotion and easy to ignore nonsense.

MH

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