Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Kal K. Korff is an internet terrorist


A recent comment here has alerted me that our very own little and insecure internet terrorist Kal K. Korff has thrown a bit of a legal wobbler in a very very very long line of legal threats. It is really clear to me at least in my opinion that Kal is much like a terrorist waffling on about this and that. I personally and reluctantly would give a real terrorist more credit than Kal because at least a real terrorist isn't a waffling wanker and actually delivers from time to time. Real terrorists are twats and richly deserve a bullet in the skull. Internet poseurs like Kal are a dime a dozen. Kal isn't the first idiot to wear some store bought military surplus uniform while trying to convince someone or anyone that he is involved in some sort of secret intelligence agency. As if anyone involved inthat line of work would besom public about it squarely painting a bullseye on his arse. Total pants and he knows it but just won't admit it because what else does Kernal Kolon really have? Nothing apparently.

It might or might not make you wonder why Kal would emulate many traits of a terrorist like making threats in order to have some chap take a certain course of action or posing in voideos making demands and threats. Yes Kal's tactics and internet terrorism amount to sod all but ultimately Kal's threats of exposing this and that and suing this person and having them arrested and charged and the like all under the guise of consumer protection and truth really do amount to nothing less than terrorism. Ironic that Kernal Klutter does the very thing he claims to fight against. Yes yes yes we all know how daft Kal's utterly ridiculous claims about fighting terrorism are but there is a mountain of irony to be had with Kernal Kornhole.

Luckily Kal's smokescreen of being someone important with some sort of actual authority is readily seen through by even the most daft. Hello Kal we all see right through you and everyone knows you've completely fallen off your trolley.

Quote of the year about Kal must go to that Kevin Randle lad who said "Sometimes you just have to risk the wrath of the unwashed to make an important point." ahahahahhhaaa The mutt's there!! ahahahaaahhhaa

Kal can't even succeed at being an internet terrorist! Try anew reality show Kal where the life of a lone nut pretending to be a colonel in an imaginary organization is shown as the lone nut stumbles through life in a delusional haze. It could have comedy and drama and show the darker side of life of those pretending to be something they are not and never will be. Seriously Kal people love that sort of stuff. Just be your everyday ranting and stark raving self and the fame you so desperately seek might be yours. ahahahahahhaahhaa

84 comments:

Anonymous said...

Udderly!

FN

Anonymous said...

Failure!

Off Chicken Shits Site:

Mikey Horn, Spokesman for the Anti-Semitic Billy Meier UFO Cult, CONtinues to HarASS Colonel Kal Korff's Web Hoster!

Written by Kal Korff - op. ed. on the road

Tuesday, 22 June 2010 10:50

Dear World,

Predictably, Billy Meier UFO Cult "volunteer" spokesman, Mikey Horn, who makes a FINANCIAL LIVING PROMOTING AND HYPING the Billy Meier UFO Cult and SCAM to trusting consumers, CONtinues to lie, and "threaten" my web hoster, 1st-Amendment Hosting.

Horn has now earned himself a DATE WITH THE POLICE, and I look forward to meeting with them shortly.

Horn is being sent an Official CEASE AND DESIST, and if Mikey does NOT obey the official, LEGAL DEMAND, WE LOOK FORWARD TO SUING MICHAEL HORN IN COURT AND PUTTING THIS CON ARTIST AND UFO CULT PROMOTER UNDER OATH.

In a FEW HOURS, THE FIRST OF SEVERAL XPOSES MIKEY HORN DOES NOT WANT THE PUBLIC TO SEE, GET RELEASED FOR DOWNLOADING.

Horn is also ALREADY UNDER INVESTIGATION by Czech, U.S. Federal and European law enforcement.

Recently, I returned from a meeting with Swiss authorities to BEGIN THE GROUNDWORK FOR PROSECUTING THE BILLY MEIER UFO CULT THAT MIKEY HORN "voluntarily" represents, FOR CONSUMER FRAUD.

Stay tuned for the first devastating Xpose....HOURS, not days! :-)

Ha, ha, ha, ha,! What a fucking LOZER!!!!! get a life Kalvin.

Anonymous said...

About Horn from Dummies site:

FREE issues of the Silent Revolution of LIES will be available STARTING JUNE 5, 2010!

Right. Another failure.

Anonymous said...

Hey Kalvin, where's the vistor counter on your template and slow as fuck site? Best as I can remember, last July you had... drum role:

48708738

Another lie but thats what your template counter showed.

And, what happened to your "sister sites" those dozen or better sites which... what the fuck am I doing?

It's all lies, lies, lies....

Anonymous said...

I have it on good authority that you are on the Czech Police's radar, Korff.

You'd better pray that they find you before I do, because I am going to maim you if I get my hands on you.

You lying, thieving con man.

Anonymous said...

ROFL

post of the decade!


F1 Racer

Don Ecker said...

On The Paracast website I have a Dark Matters Radio Forum and just the other day one of my radio listeners asked me about a You Tube video that KlownAss Korff did on me titled "Desperate Don", etc. Well, I had to respond concerning that "bat-shit crazy klown" Kalvin K Korff. In any event I thought some of you might enjoy reading what some have had to say along with my blog post I did some time ago on Kolonel Krazy.

http://www.theparacast.com/forum/threads/7065-That-Chubby-Little-Lozer-...

Anonymous said...

I too, "Colonel", have oft dreamed of meeting you while walking around Prague.

It really is only a matter of time before that happens.

It's interesting to speculate how I will react. Will I recoil and throw up? Or will I turn as psycho as you and beat the living shit out of you?

For what you did to Mr S*dl*c*k, you deserve the latter.

You are vermin, Korff.

Anonymous said...

Quick link to Klassic Eker:

http://darkmattersradio.com/?p=306

Don Ecker said...

Anonymous said...

Quick link to Klassic Eker:

http://darkmattersradio.com/?p=306

Geeze Guy, my name is not that hard ... spelled E C K E R ... NOT Eker.
Get it right, okay?

Anonymous said...

I was wondering, "Colonel", if you would give us the inside track on the McChrystal affair...?

Anonymous said...

ECKER, E C K E R... Got it.

From dummies site last Tuesday:

Recently, I returned from a meeting with Swiss authorities to BEGIN THE GROUNDWORK FOR PROSECUTING THE BILLY MEIER UFO CULT THAT MIKEY HORN "voluntarily" represents, FOR CONSUMER FRAUD.

Stay tuned for the first devastating Xpose....HOURS, not days! :-)

Ha, ha, ha,!!!!!!!!!!

Failure.

Anonymous said...

Most recent post on Kal's site:

"It's ALWAYS a "great day" whenever Communist anything is defeated. Here are highlights from Portugal's annihilation of Communist North Korea's football team. We hope you enjoy these great sport moments."

I enjoy them, Kal. I really do. Almost as much as when you stood in front of the memorial to victims of communism in Prague to announce you will not debate the Roswell UFO incident.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff:

"Dear World,

Mikey Horn, the official "volunteer" spokesman who earns a FINANCIAL LIVING promoting the Billy Meier UFO Cult and scam, and its anti-religious, anti-Semitic and anti-Islamic doctrine and hate-filled statements, IS BEING SENT A FORMAL, LEGALLY-BINDING AND LEGALLY ENFORCEABLE "CEASE AND DESIST."

LMFAO! Here comes the "great" Kal K. Korff with another empty threat. Ohhhhh, loooook out! It's another post from Kal! LOL!

Kal, face the fact that NO ONE but you takes you seriously. NO ONE. Kal, how many lawsuits and how much other legal nonsense have you claimed you were involved in? More importantly, how much of that has actually ever come to pass?

Yeah, not single fucking thing has ever happened. Everyone knows it and everyone knows how full of bullshit you are and always have been Kal.

If the swamp gas escaping from that thing on your face you call a mouth could have made you rich you'd own the universe by now.

Kal's mouth is his only asset in life and everyone has seen just how far Kal has made it on that. Sure Kal had a few fleeting moments on the cusp of "fame" by conning his way onto radio and television programs and getting a few less than marginal books published, books largely based on the ideas and findings of others.

Short of all that what have you really done in life Kal? The bottom line is nothing. Kal is a guy fast approaching 50 and he has nothing.

But there is hope. Kal can always confess his theatrics and admit the truth about his "life" once and for all. Being that his "life" is a sham with Kal still believing people will fall for his tales.

Kal, you've been EXPOSED time and time again. The vast majority of your past claims hold no water. Even your skeptic friends think you're off your rocker. Face facts Kal, no one believes any of your bullshit.

The Unknown Korffer said...

... Mikey Horn, the official "volunteer" spokesman who earns a FINANCIAL LIVING promoting the Billy Meier UFO Cult and scam, and its blah blah blah, blah blah, I'm completely insane and nobody can force me to get help, blah blah blah ..."

So here's goes Young Kalvin, spry and youthful at 48, once again as he is prone to do (since he has proven time and again to have nothing meaningful to contribute to ANY pursuit of science or truth regardless of subject), pusillanimously harping on somebody for how they make their living.

Meanwhile, as far as anybody can tell, Kolonel Kalvin K. Korff -- the only known member of the Super Duper Services, an organization that nobody has ever been able to document as existing -- is unemployed and apparently has been for the bulk of the decade.

The inescapable irony that somebody who doesn't work to support himself would have anything critical to say of anybody who does, no matter how fanciful the undertaking, goes without saying. It also doesn't escape the attention of others who are in your social loops.

In fact I would hazard to speculate that the vast majority of Kalvin's good old Face Book buddies have a pretty good idea that Kalvin is unemployed, effectively broke, has no prospects or anything better to do than make delusional web posts on assorted venues for ten to twelve hours every day. And is surely in dire need of a psychiatric health intervention that he will never get while hiding in Prague.

Brit_in_Prague said...

Well, Kal. Here in Prague we look set for a gorgeous summer weekend. I will be in the countryside today seeing my son off to summer camp. Then I'll go on a bike ride with my beautiful Czech wife, pausing intermittently to swim in lakes and rivers (and - who knows? - perhaps indulge in a little al fresco rumpy pumpy). Then back to Prague for beers at Letensky zamecek. Tomorrow I plan on spending the first half of the day swimming at Petynka (do you knw it?), before heading off to Reigrovy Sady to watch the England footie team take on Germany on the giant outdoor screen.

What will you being doing? Let me guess: you'll be holed up in your fetid one-room slum, posting futile lies on your crappy website and FB page, selecting YouTube clips to post thereon (thereby demonstrating your credentials as a polymath Renaissanc man), taking "power naps" (in the middle of the hot, sweltering day), and generally inching a litle closer to the abyss.

And yet I cannot find it in my heart to pity you, Korff.

For all the people you have hurt, conned and wronged during your sojourn here in Prague, I hope you rot in hell.

Do the world a favour - bumble over to Nusle Bridge, climb up onto the ramparts, and jump - taking care to make sure that your landing spot is clear of innocent bystanders. Better still - give me a little advance notice, so that I can be there to urge you on.

You disgust me, Korff. You are udderly vial. You have nothing to live for. For God's sake, just end it.

"Chubby little loser - national joke..."

Die, scum.

Anonymous said...

chubby lil' looser with the

dirt bag brother .. hahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Wow, what a lovely weekend I had (how about you, Kalvin?).

Time now to start thinking about my family seaside vacation - probably Croatia again this year. What are your plans, "Colonel"? Will you be taking your genius-level toddler to the ocean? Or will it prove impossible to take time off from the anti-al Quaeda nanobot operations in Afghanistan and Pakistan taking place "under my initiatives and under my command"?

You're a disgrace, Korff. If the US government can "extradite" terrorist suspects from anywhere in the world and beat the living shit out of them in undisclosed destinations, then surely they should be able to take a useless scumbag like you out of circulation.

Anonymous said...

Jimmy D,

Nice!

FN

Anonymous said...

Horn response to me a couple of days ago:

Hi FN,


Funny thing, nothing ever came my way like that.


This guy really is pathetic and has authored such entertaining bits of threats as:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH9
kslxZFBg
(Attacking Mr. Royce Myers !!)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjFD
2HYLYBY&feature=related
(Attacking District Attorney Stephen Campbell)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0H3
luxscSI
(Attacking Sheriff Gil Gilbertson)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1
JOZch_ZHU&feature=related
(Attacking Mr. Kevin Randall)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKvG
6aqttXc&feature=related
(Attacking Mr. Don Ecker)


Also, my new radio shows are now online:


http://positiveworldradionetwork.we
earth.com/category/conversation-
radio/the-michael-horn-show/


MH

Stop_LYING_Korff!!! said...

You even lie about your own given name, "Kal".

What is the point of that, Kalvin?

What is the point?

sfsjhlkjqwfyionkotomoytic said...

... Meanwhile, here's a Wikepedia page for an evolutionary biologist by the name of Alex Pyron, who graduated from Piedmont College at the age of 16 and by his 21st birthday had received two master's degrees and his PHD.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Pyron


Sorry to drag your name into this, Dr. Pyron, but you're a stellar example of an actual child prodigy who actually went on to an actual career doing actual work that has benefited humanity & the world in a positive, meaningful way.

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, back in Korff’s delusional world:
___________________________________

In the meantime, STARTING TOMORROW (that would be Friday Thursday, 11 June 2010) YOU CAN DOWNLOAD FOR FREE MORE XPOSES OF THE BILLY MEIER UFO CULT THAT MICHAEL HORN DOES NOT WANT YOU TO SEE AND IS TRYING TO STOP FROM BECOMING PUBLIC!
Developing...

Last Updated on Thursday, 10 June 2010 17:44
___________________________________

So, another failure Korff.

Ass Eater.

FN

The Unknown Korffer said...

Wow, "Developing ...", just exactly the same as Drudge!

Kalvin K. Korff must be some sort of important internet-based website journalist! And today's word key for this post?? "fibing"

Anonymous said...

Too hot to work, so I'm going swimming.

How 'bout you, Kal? Do you even own a pair of swimming trunks?

Loser scum.

The Unknown Korffer said...

Looks like this blog has become the top Google search return for keywords Kal Korff.

Try it yourself, Kalvin. I would say at this point that you have officially been defeated.


http://www.google.com/search?q=kal+korff&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

Anonymous said...

I tried it... Kal Korff bring up his template site as one, and this site as two. Type in Kalvin Korff and, well, I wouldn't want to be Kalvin Korff right now...

Ha, ha, ha,!

Have a great 4th of July America.

Fuck You Kalvin...

FN

Anonymous said...

Can you say delusional? Like anybody cares what you think Kalvin or care that YOU are apologizing to Dear World. What a fucking... Time to go live my life.

Face Book Post regarding a news artcile.

Kal Korff:

FYI - This technique is OLD "news" — I apologize for the mainstream media being so LAMEstream again, their ignorance is showing.

Udderly lame.

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, ha, ha.....

>>> The author of nearly 50 non-fiction books, over 10,000 articles <<<

FN

Anonymous said...

Kalvin has removed that new "Look how important I am" material from the top of his template site. Guess it wasn't "komplete" yet?

More lies Kalvin, please add more lies.

George Adamski said...

....Corff is a Kokcsukcer.....

Anonymous said...

Coming up on the X-Zone Radio show:

MAJOR KEVIN RANDLE - The Stephenville UFO

ROBERT W MORGAN - American Anthropological Research Foundation (Bigfoot)

And many other ghost and ET people.

Alas, no Korff and no expose on Rob McConnell ever came out of that wind bag Korff.

FN

Anonymous said...

Much too hot to stay in Prague, so we're at a friend's country cottage for the weekend. Swimming, rollerblading, horses ... perfect.

What are you up to, "Colonel". Have you sensibly escaped the city with friends. Or are you - udderly friendless as you ar - sweltering inside and still pumping out your bullshit?

You are vermin, Korff.

Anonymous said...

Face Book posting. This is an author? Check the language useage...

Kal Korff:

I think my next book will be called, "It ALL George Bushies Fault" — there's plenty of material to write a book from already on it, I can start by asking the White House and Joe Biden's office, who ALWAYS and ONLY tells the TRUTH, this will be a good place to start. First question will be: "What's your reaction to the fact it is George Bush's fault you even got elected?"

??? WTF Kalvin???

Anonymous said...

Part One:

What no Kalvin K. Korff?

SYFY Unveils Potential Major Development In The Roswell Case Involving Physical Evidence And A Skeletal Relic

Network Premieres Documentary 'Inside Secret Government Warehouses: Shocking Revelations'

For Immediate Release

Alien body parts, powerful religious artifacts, UFO wreckage -what exactly is hidden behind heavily guarded doors?

Inspired by Syfy's Smash Hit Series Warehouse 13, NBC News award-winning journalist Lester Holt goes on a global expedition to uncover the truth behind the world's top secret, mysterious
warehouses where super-classified objects are kept.

In Inside Secret Government Warehouses: Shocking Revelations, (premiering on the Syfy network Sunday, July 11, at 9PM (ET/PT)) Holt capitalizes on exclusive access to restricted sites,
traveling from Area 51 in Nevada to deep inside the Vatican secret archives - the centerpiece of Dan Brown's Angels and Demons - interviewing informants, Washington decision-makers,
former top military personnel and leading experts.

Among the explosive findings:

A mandible thought to be not of this world - potential evidence that alien life was hidden by the United States government at Wright-Patterson Air Force base.

High level informant who describes huge underground tunnels beneath military installations.

Victims (including former U.S. military personnel) of unauthorized government experimentation.

A former US Air Force pilot ordered to shoot down a UFO in England.

Anonymous said...

Part two: What no Kalvin K. Korff?



Experts interviewed for the show include:

John Podesta, Former Chief of Staff for President Bill Clinton and CEO, Center for American Progress

Michio Kaku, world renowned theoretical physicist.

Paul Levinson, author of 15 books and professor of Communication and Media Studies at Fordham University.

Hank Albarelli Jr., author of A Terrible Mistake: The Murder of Frank Olson and the C.I.A.'s Secret Cold War Experiments.

Katherine Olmsted, Professor of History at UC Davis.

Rep. Michael Turner, Ohio 3rd District (covers Wright-Patterson)

Luca Carboni, General Secretary, Vatican Secret Archives

Shara Bailey, Dental Anthropologist, New York University

Eleanor Herman, Author, Mistress of the Vatican

Robert Collins, Ret. U.S Air Force Captain

Jonathan Turley, Law Professor, George Washington University

Donald Schmitt, Author, Roswell Expert

Glenn Campbell, Area 51 Expert

Inside Secret Government Warehouses: Shocking Revelations is a co-production of Syfy and Peacock Productions. Executive Producer: Gretchen Eisele. Producer: Kimberly Ferdinando. For
Peacock Productions: Executive in Charge of Production: Sharon Scott. Co-Executive Producers: Knute Walker, Benjamin Ringe. For Syfy: Thomas Vitale.

Returning for its second season Tuesday, July 6, at 9PM (ET/PT), Warehouse 13, the most successful series in Syfy's history, follows two Secret Service agents (Eddie McClintock and Joanne
Kelly) who find themselves transferred to a massive, top-secret storage facility in South Dakota which houses every strange artifact, mysterious relic, fantastical object and supernatural
souvenir ever collected by the U.S. government.

The Warehouse's caretaker Artie (Saul Rubinek) charges the agents with chasing down reports of supernatural and paranormal activity in search of new objects to cache at the Warehouse, as
well as helping him to control the Warehouse itself. The series also features Allison Scagliotti as Claudia, Artie's apprentice in the Warehouse.

Anonymous said...

Part two: What no Kalvin K. Korff?



Experts interviewed for the show include:

John Podesta, Former Chief of Staff for President Bill Clinton and CEO, Center for American Progress

Michio Kaku, world renowned theoretical physicist.

Paul Levinson, author of 15 books and professor of Communication and Media Studies at Fordham University.

Hank Albarelli Jr., author of A Terrible Mistake: The Murder of Frank Olson and the C.I.A.'s Secret Cold War Experiments.

Katherine Olmsted, Professor of History at UC Davis.

Rep. Michael Turner, Ohio 3rd District (covers Wright-Patterson)

Luca Carboni, General Secretary, Vatican Secret Archives

Shara Bailey, Dental Anthropologist, New York University

Eleanor Herman, Author, Mistress of the Vatican

Robert Collins, Ret. U.S Air Force Captain

Jonathan Turley, Law Professor, George Washington University

Donald Schmitt, Author, Roswell Expert

Glenn Campbell, Area 51 Expert

Inside Secret Government Warehouses: Shocking Revelations is a co-production of Syfy and Peacock Productions. Executive Producer: Gretchen Eisele. Producer: Kimberly Ferdinando. For
Peacock Productions: Executive in Charge of Production: Sharon Scott. Co-Executive Producers: Knute Walker, Benjamin Ringe. For Syfy: Thomas Vitale.

Returning for its second season Tuesday, July 6, at 9PM (ET/PT), Warehouse 13, the most successful series in Syfy's history, follows two Secret Service agents (Eddie McClintock and Joanne
Kelly) who find themselves transferred to a massive, top-secret storage facility in South Dakota which houses every strange artifact, mysterious relic, fantastical object and supernatural
souvenir ever collected by the U.S. government.

The Warehouse's caretaker Artie (Saul Rubinek) charges the agents with chasing down reports of supernatural and paranormal activity in search of new objects to cache at the Warehouse, as
well as helping him to control the Warehouse itself. The series also features Allison Scagliotti as Claudia, Artie's apprentice in the Warehouse.

Anonymous said...

More Face Book Korffisums:

Kal Korff:

A philosophical question: Is it possible for God to make a stone that He cannot lift? If God were to say, "Make me a stone that even I cannot lift," would God be able to then lift it up?

Anonymous said...

More Face Book Korffisums:

Kal Korff:

Hey! I just got a "Friend Acceptance" from a woman I NEVER contacted nor asked to be "my friend." Turns out she models for Playboy...hmm...guess this is a new "feature" from Facebook to "improve" our PRIVACY, because, you know, Facebook "takes it seriously."

Anonymous said...

@ sqwenknolomoptic - Hear hear!

Anonymous said...

More Face Book:

>>> Kal Korff:

WOW! 650 Facebook "friends" — I am truly honored and humbled, THANKS! We have a very diverse group, it includes Americans, Europeans, people from the Middle East and Asia; Christians, Jews, Hindus, Muslims; UFO "believers" and "skeptics" — and even relatives and former teachers and mentors of mine, who were a great influence on me. To everyone: THANKS AGAIN, I look forward to continuing to meet more great people. <<<

I'm speechless....

FN

Anonymous said...

The sickness continues:

Dear World,

I continue to ever honored and truly humbled over the fact that I now have some 650 "friends" on Facebook. The honor is truly mine, I sincerely appreciate your kind support, friendship and love.

As many of you know, Michael Horn, the spokesman for the anti-Semitic, religious-hating Billy Meier UFO Cult, launched a series of personal attacks on me, lying to my internet service provider by falsely claiming that I am a member of the Israeli Mossad "assassination" teams.

Horn, who DELIBERATELY made this lie, is now under investigation for criminal activity, and is officially listed as an anti-Semite with several agencies.

We WILL BE PUBLISHING SHORTLY, actual anti-Semitic attacks and statements made by UFO Cult founder Billy Meier, — statements which Horn endorses, actively promotes. Horn earns a financial living from promoting the Billy Meier UFO scam, we do not.

I would like to sincerely THANK EVERYONE who has stood up to Horn, who condemns his dishonesty, lies, threats, and harASSment, it is NOT a "crime" to expose either a UFO Cult nor especially anti-Semitism.

Instead, it is an honor, a moral duty and obligation to STOP such forces, and to always "fight" for what it right, and what is good.

Last Updated on Tuesday, 06 July 2010 10:02

I contacted Horn again. No contacts, no "listing" anywhere, any time.
___________________________________

Lies, lies, lies.

Kalvin, on the othe hand, is listed as a cyber bully on the web.

and:

>>> Horn earns a financial living <<<

WTF? What's a "non-financial" living?

What a moron.

Anonymous said...

Well, those of us who have friends, family or both here in the Czech Republic are just winding down from a four-day (Sat, Sun + two consecutive public holidays) weekend during which the sun shone pretty much non-stop.
Kalvin, of course, has no friends or family (no, Kalvin - we don't believe your "genius" son exists).
So instead of spending those four days swimming, barbecuing, supping beer and generally hanging out with loved ones, he has doubtless spent the hottest days of the year cooped up in his one-room squat pumping out lies and bullshit and posting other people's work on his crappy FB page and website.
Do yourself a favour, "Colonel" - just end it all. You lying, braying pedo crook...

Anonymous said...

Suicide? It has possibilities, Kalvin.

Just think - If you'd only converted to Islam instead of Judaism prior to embarking on his righteous crusade, then at least he could have looked forward to spending eternity with 99 virgins if anything went wrong.

Virgins, Kal. Hurr, hurr. Arf, arf. Ask "the men around you" what they think of that idea.

Anonymous said...

There is nothing "around Kal" except thin air.

He is completely and utterly alone.

And "rightfully so".

Anonymous said...

Ouch, this must sting Kalvin:

On the X-Zone Tonight...

SEGMENT 1: 10 pm - 11 pm Eastern / 7 pm - 8 pm Pacific

DERREL SIMS - The Alien Hunter - 50 mile DEEP / 600 mile LONG UFO Orbiting Earth?-

Anonymous said...

Quoted in part from another forum, just posted today:

"More than anything I know that the shoot was disorganized, that they somehow allowed scum Kal Korff to bolt with thousands of dollars of pay from Long, Heironimus, and Morris.

BTW, Greg Long was furious with Kal Korff and would hear nothing of anything other than suing him. Morris advised them all just to let it go as Korff was already gone and out of the country."

Digger

Anonymous said...

Liar, thief, lozer....

FN

Anonymous said...

>>> © 1973-2010 by Kal Korff. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED <<<

Ha, ha, ha,! As he "borrows" videos from youtube and steals Apple product, Kalvin cliams rights to work since he was a 12 year old.

What a nimrod.

Anonymous said...

Face Book:

Kal Korff:

Only in America.

Lawyers squabble over profits from John Edwards sex tape | McClatchy
www.mcclatchydc.com

Fuck you Kalvin. So happy you left the US and are hiding out in CZ.

Chubby Little Lozer.

Anonymous said...

Dot Joss on Face Book:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php
?id=100000712125625
&ref=sgm#!/profile.php?id=
100001244133890&v=info

Got any questions?

Anonymous said...

Face Book today....

>>> Kal Korff:

Doing a FINAL REVIEW of data and NAMES before it goes to PUBLICATION of REAL, HARD CORE NAZIS from World War II who helped radical Islamofascists continue to harm Israel and western interests and America. Sadly, the Nazi scourge was NOT fully defeated in WW II, key elements fled to the Middle East where they supported Islamofascists, which still continues today! <<<

... before it goes to PUBLICATION.

Ha, ha, ha, fucking HA!

FN

Anonymous said...

BTW Kal, don't forget to include your own family name. For instance:

"When the Gestapo discovered parachutes and empty weapon containers hidden in a nearby cemetery, the Oblates were ordered from their cloister. They forced a suspected brother, two priests and two seminarians to come forward. Brutally tortured, these men did not talk. The Gestapo officer, a man called Korff, brought the five out. He told all as reported in a 1981 Oblate publication, “You have to tell me where the weapons are, otherwise I will kill you one after the other and I will start with these men.”
He shot a priest first then ordered a subordinate to count everyone else off in groups of 10.

............................................

Anonymous said...

ze hail ze korff

Anonymous said...

7/10/2010

Tonight, on the X-Zone Radio Show....

The following interviews can be heard starting at 10 pm - 2 am Eastern / 7 pm - 11 pm Pacific (Network 1) 2 am - 6 am Eastern / 11 pm - 2 am Pacific (Network 2) 6 pm - 10 pm Eastern / 3 pm - 7 pm Pacific on The TalkStar Radio Network

Michael Horn

Now that's gotta hurt!

Brit_in_Prague said...

Well, with temperature hitting 45 degrees Celsius in Prague this weekend, most sensible Prague people felt they had no option but to head for the country cottage. Either their own or a friend's. Korff, of course, cannot rub enough coins together to buy a cardboard box, and he doesn't have any friends. So instead, I'll bet my bottom dollar that he stayed in his one-room slum, cranking out his customary bullshit. Sweating his chubby little brains out. And revelling in the feeling of being alone - udderly alone.

You are scum, "Colonel". Rot in hell.

Anonymous said...

And tonight on the X-Zone Radio SHow...

SEGMENT 2: 11 pm - 12 am Eastern / 8 pm - 9 pm Pacific

WILLIAM J. FEDERER - America's Threat from Islam

William J Federer is a nationally known speaker, best-selling author, and president of Amerisearch, Inc., a publishing company dedicated to researching America's noble heritage.

Oh the sting!

Anonymous said...

News from Horn:

FN,


Naturally it was all b.s., no lawsuits, no legal warnings, etc.

He hasn't updated his site for a couple of weeks. Maybe he's having some problems...?

MH

Anonymous said...

Face Book this morning:

Kal Korff

George Steinbrenner has died of a massive heart attack at age 80. He was a legend, no question. He will be missed and not missed by millions of people.

Fuck You Kalvin.

Anonymous said...

This is how you produce video on the cheap Kalvin. You fucking untalented lozer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=QDgHO15Bb58

The Unknown Korffer said...

KAL KORFF IS GUILTY OF STOLEN VALOR


This is a subject that hasn't come up for a while but KAL KORFF STEALS VALOR from the men & women fighting the global War On Terror by posing as an officer in a non-existent military organization.

Specifically, KAL KORFF has targeted Israeli security services and poses as a specialist in counter terrorism. Using carefully parsed language, KAL KORFF lays claim to being an "analyst and consultant" to avoid being accused of claiming to be an actual soldier. He got the ANAL part right, but fails to comprehend that his selfish, personally motivated attempt to one-up Major Kevin Randle amounts to valor and honor stolen from those who actually participate in eliminating terror elements throughout the world.

KAL KORFF is either too stupid to understand this or does not care. It is a disgrace to see him perpetuating this lie through Face Book to try and appear less of a loser to his former classmates. His methods are no different than any other loser guilty of Stolen Valor, including portraying himself publicly wearing a fake unauthorized uniform complete with insignia and rank badges that he has NOT earned the privilege or right to wear.

ANY MISUSE OF MILITARY INSIGNIA TO DENOTE RANK OR UNIT DESIGNATION IS STOLEN VALOR, which includes wearing law enforcement badges. KAL KORFF has never served in any military branch or law enforcement body. His claims to having the right to present himself as a participant in any military or law enforcement bodies is STOLEN VALOR which diminishes the legitimate efforts of those who have dedicated their lives to ridding the world of Islamic terrorism.

As an example of someone who has been busted and exposed for such activities, and who's methods bear an eerie similarity to those KAL KORFF has employed, I introduce you to one PETE SUMARUCK, who also has an unidentified female "sock" accomplice, trouble with spelling & grammar, and fantastic claims of inventing new technologies & having global connections that likely do not exist.


http://www.pownetwork.org/phonies/phonies522.htm


You are a FRAUD, Kalvin, and I for one will never rest until your spurious claims of being any kind of a soldier have been exposed as the petty, despicable & dishonorable fraud they are.

The Unknown Korffer said...

KAL KORFF IS GUILTY OF STOLEN VALOR


Just a little addendum to the above post; I went to YouTube to get some links to Little Kalvin's video tirades where he's all dressed up in his SAPSTOE uniform like the twat that he is. Well by golly if they haven't all been deleted! :D

So Kalvin is covering his tracks to try and keep his good Face Book buddies from seeing the ridiculous sight of Kal K. Korff wearing a military wannabee's hodgepodge uniform -- Which as we all remember, included a falsely appropriated US colonel's wings incorrectly worn upside down on the epaulets of his Army/Navy store surplus shirt. If anyone has any archived copies of those videos they could prove useful in having Kalvin punished for his false use of the colonel insignia. He has done nothing to earn the right to wear any rank insignia connected to the US military.

Several of his remaining videos still attempt to present him as a "colonel" in this vaguely defined organization, which he insist is civilian in nature to further mask his attempt to steal valor from those who have served in legitimate Israeli security agencies. His appropriation of the term "Kidon Unit" also implies a direct connection to the Israeli military, as well as revealing his unhealthy obsession with director Steven Spielberg.

KAL KORFF can try to parse his language & delete old postings where he has tried to portray himself as an anti terrorism soldier all he wants, the internet has a long memory and won't forget that he has perpetuated this fraud of his. There are several private organizations which specialize in exposing phony soldiers stealing valor from the people who have or are currently serving in military organizations, and I will be doing my best to see that they have an opportunity to visit this and other blogs which have taken Kalvin to task for his fraudulent use of ANY military or law enforcement insignia.

Anonymous said...

Take it to him Unknown!

FN

Anonymous said...

I second that! Slither further down your worm-hole, Ki-don-Kal-Is-rael.

(..Sort of sounds like a Jewish Jedi Master, which of course Kol.Kocknuts is anything but :D)

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff

Here's another for Coco, Pam and fellow patriots and people who fight against hatred, Islamofascism and intolerance — this is a page from the new series on terrorism I am releasing which took over seven years to research, engage in ops and complete. This shows a popular POSTCARD celebrating ISLAMIC COOPERATION WITH ADOLF HITLER AND THE NAZIS. The man on the left is Arafat's relative, who helped murder more than 100,000 Christians, Jews and even fellow Muslims. He was a Nazi and like Arafat, and PROUD of it. The Nazi-Islamic cooperation is Xposed as never before in the new series.

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, ha, fucking HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kal Korff

Hi everyone, I just sent this to the White House...With all due respect to President Obama, REAL "leaders" do NOT need a Teleprompter, sorry. If President Obama CANNOT articulate WHAT HE FEELS, then this is arguably UNBECOMING of a President of this great nation! If I did NOT genuinely love my country, I would NEVER share this comment. Shalom!
___________________________________

You loved the counry enough to run and hid in CZ!?! Oh wait, he's helping save Dear World...

Ha, ha, ha, ha.... Man oh man, this is rich!

Anonymous said...

...and rich it is. I'm sure the White House staff are laughing their buts off about that idea. (Assuming that he even sent it).
Poor Kal just doesn't know how things work in the real world.
Before teleprompters, there were cue cards. Before that there were printed or hand written notes. Ever hear of the Gettysburg address?
Just keep making an ass of yourself, and we'll all keep laughing at you.

Karl Kpflock said...

....Lincoln was not teleprompter-puppet, but actually wrote his own Gettysburg address....

Anonymous said...

I doubt that Lincoln recited it by heart and he refered to his notes.

Anonymous said...

Screaming all the time on Face Book. "Please, will people listen to me!" Happily, most of Kalvin's posts go uncommented on... UDDERLY.

Kal Korff

Let's see.... they are CELEBRATING yet ANOTHER NEW BILL WHICH DOES NOT ADDRESS THE CORE, KEY ISSUES AND IT DOES NOT REALLY FIX THE PROBLEM! Do you see a PATTERN HERE, it is MORE GOVERNMENT CONTROL and LESS REAL SOLUTIONS! This is ARGUABLY UN-AMERICAN!

Child.

Anonymous said...

Other than crowing about his increasing total of "friends" on Face Book, it seems that Kalvin has let his "important" counter "everything" web site linger with broken promises, and those important You Tube videos, taking a back seat to him "important" Face Book musings.

Anonymous said...

.... developing.

Anonymous said...

Check out the photos. This has got to sting.... Kalvin!

http://www.123
people.com/s/kal+korff

shquonkkoimotic said...

I think MR. Korff quickly got addicted to the instant validation he was initially getting by his friend list people who were politely making comments on his posts. His website and YouTube never generated the real time, instant responses that FB did and he is desperate to keep that flow of contact even if he has to provoke negative responses. But after seven months of bullshit these friend list people have realized he's a nut who has nothing better to do than lurk ALL DAY AND NIGHT on Facebook and have become wary of triggering a meltdown or tirade like poor Michelle R. had to weather. They have also likely gotten used to his frequent daily (hourly?) "updates" and know that he's shining people on with these claims about publishing books or hosting talk shows, and that nothing will ever come of them.

The novelty has long worn off and while they are OK with having him on their friend list (better than having him live across the street at any rate) there is no more positive interaction. MR. Korff is just too busy enjoying the sound of his own voice to notice. Unless of course you are a Playboy Bunny Bot, in which case he has all the time in the world to brag about it and enjoy the auto-response messages.

Kind of telling too that early July is traditionally the anniversary of the Roswell event. While Kevin Randle, Don Ecker, Stanton Friedman, and Paul Kimball et al were busy appearing on assorted talk shows or public venues to discuss their views of the legend, Kalvin K. Korff was on Facebook chatting with Playmate bots and leaving "updates" that nobody is responding to even though they are geared to provoking interaction.

The Stolen Valor thing is interesting; Kal definitely had been wearing an American military colonel's badge. When you're 9 or 10 and wear army man stuff it's cute or endearing. When you are approaching 50 it's an impersonation, and I for one have a hard time comprehending why any civilian organization would issue its operatives badges or service medals that could result in such a charge. Either the Super Duper Services people are as dumb as Kal K. Korff, or he just bought a bunch of medals to try and make himself look important. He definitely stole valor and continues to do so, and Facebook is flooded with phony military wannabees. If you are going to impersonate a rank officer that seems to be the place to go do it.

Anonymous said...

Ouch, it's just gotta suck for Kalvin. X Zone this weekend:

DR MAJOR KEVIN RANDLE - The Roswell Crash of 1947 and MJ-12 - Kevin Randle is the author of more than 100 books including everything from science fiction to murder mysteries, to almost 20 books dealing with the paranormal and UFOs. He is a graduate of the University of Iowa, the American Military University and California Coast University with a MA in Military Science, and a MS and a PHD in psychology. He flew helicopters for the Army in Vietnam and served as an intelligence officer in Iraq. He has studied UFOs for more than thirty years, has lectured on the topic around the country and is considered by some to be one of the leading authorities on the topic.

Anonymous said...

Face Book Exchange:

Kal Korff

This is for Gina, it PROVES Apple has told the truth on this issue, and that they're operating transparently.

AppleInsider | Apple posts videos of press conference, antenna performance, test chambers
www.appleinsider.com..about an hour ago · Comment ·LikeUnlike · Share

Gina Ford

Really Kal, an article from the Apple Insider is proof? Really?

Anonymous said...

This is good. Kalvin is starting to post things on FB just like his template web site and e-mail rants. Things might get interesting? Same rant but read closely, loads of info which could be facted checked.... easliy.

Kal Korff

Our whole Afghanistan POLICY is a JOKE! I got involved over there when Bill Casey ran things at CIA under President Reagan. Casey was a friend of mine, we shared the same birthday, March 13th. I've head a great relationship with CIA members since, but NOT the organization as a whole.

I AM publishing material and especially IMAGES the CIA does NOT... See More want me to show in my new six book series on terrorism.

I told them to TRY TO STOP ME, and I HOPE they do! The gory details are all in the book, but let's just say that I "punked" their former agent, UN Chief Weapons Inspector Scott Ritter when he was here in Prague, and he deserved it.

Under George Tenet the CIA became a joke. Tenet was a great handler for PEOPLE and their EGOS, but as far as being PROACTIVE and "LET'S REALLY GO GET EM ISRAELI STYLE," —well, never thought I would ever say this, but there are times that Leon Panetta has MORE balls! Who woulda thunk.

Let us NEVER forget one of the CIA's arguably MOST STUPID covert Ops ever: Operation Merlin. This is where BILL CLINTON and Tenet GAVE TO IRAN, THE ACTUAL BLUEPRINTS FOR A SOVIET NUCLEAR IMPLOSION WARHEAD!

Gee, we saved them BILLIONS on R&D and now we "BITCH" that Iran is developing a nuke, and we also empower them to go rogue by building a nuke power plant which is due to go online very shortly.

We ARE going to war, unless the self-proclaimed "civilized" world DOES NOT CARE. And if it DOES NOT CARE, Israel WILL get attacked, their target is Tel Aviv.

I know because I was one of several people who FOUND this KEY INTELLIGENCE. I am now in a REAL FIGHT with the current misadministration over this intel.

WAIT til everyone finds out the disgusting details....there will probably be heads rolled, but I don't care.

All I can say is THANK GOD LITERALLY, Israel does NOT have its head where Obama's misadministration does, Israel has been ONLY great to work with, I feel sorry first and foremost for our heroic soldiers who are put in a SHI&UATION where we CANNOT WIN IN AFGHANISTAN, BECAUSE WE ARE NOT TRYING THE RIGHT THINGS, and never really have.

The LAST time we were REAL in Afghanistan, was under Casey and when Reagan ran things, and I know this from firsthand experience.

Anonymous said...

This is good. Kalvin is starting to post things on FB just like his template web site and e-mail rants. Things might get interesting? Same rant but read closely, loads of info which could be facted checked.... easliy.

Part One:

Kal Korff

Our whole Afghanistan POLICY is a JOKE! I got involved over there when Bill Casey ran things at CIA under President Reagan. Casey was a friend of mine, we shared the same birthday, March 13th. I've head a great relationship with CIA members since, but NOT the organization as a whole.

I AM publishing material and especially IMAGES the CIA does NOT... See More want me to show in my new six book series on terrorism.

I told them to TRY TO STOP ME, and I HOPE they do! The gory details are all in the book, but let's just say that I "punked" their former agent, UN Chief Weapons Inspector Scott Ritter when he was here in Prague, and he deserved it.

Under George Tenet the CIA became a joke. Tenet was a great handler for PEOPLE and their EGOS, but as far as being PROACTIVE and "LET'S REALLY GO GET EM ISRAELI STYLE," —well, never thought I would ever say this, but there are times that Leon Panetta has MORE balls! Who woulda thunk.

Let us NEVER forget one of the CIA's arguably MOST STUPID covert Ops ever: Operation Merlin. This is where BILL CLINTON and Tenet GAVE TO IRAN, THE ACTUAL BLUEPRINTS FOR A SOVIET NUCLEAR IMPLOSION WARHEAD!

Gee, we saved them BILLIONS on R&D and now we "BITCH" that Iran is developing a nuke, and we also empower them to go rogue by building a nuke power plant which is due to go online very shortly.

We ARE going to war, unless the self-proclaimed "civilized" world DOES NOT CARE. And if it DOES NOT CARE, Israel WILL get attacked, their target is Tel Aviv.

Anonymous said...

Part two:



I know because I was one of several people who FOUND this KEY INTELLIGENCE. I am now in a REAL FIGHT with the current misadministration over this intel.

WAIT til everyone finds out the disgusting details....there will probably be heads rolled, but I don't care.

All I can say is THANK GOD LITERALLY, Israel does NOT have its head where Obama's misadministration does, Israel has been ONLY great to work with, I feel sorry first and foremost for our heroic soldiers who are put in a SHI&UATION where we CANNOT WIN IN AFGHANISTAN, BECAUSE WE ARE NOT TRYING THE RIGHT THINGS, and never really have.

The LAST time we were REAL in Afghanistan, was under Casey and when Reagan ran things, and I know this from firsthand experience.

Anonymous said...

You go Kalvin:

Kal Korff The Iranian people are a great nation. America HAD NO "RIGHT" TO USE THE CIA TO INSTALL THE SHAH IN POWER. It is America's fault that it laid the ground for the EXTREMIST reaction which later occurred, for America's FAILURE to DEFEAT THE VERY REAL NAZI ELEMENTS which collaborated with factions who make a point to hate.

Again, this is all in the ... See Morebook, the dirty laundry is not only exposed and laid bare, but until we FACE THE ISSUES, and most importantly the WHY of the issues, they will only GET WORSE!

Before Khomeini and his Nazi backers, such as Francois Genoud who was Hitler's banker who laundered Holocaust money for the Swiss, (he later killed himself after his involvement was unmasked as officials closed in), WOMEN IN IRAN used to dress HOWEVER THEY FELT, "Islam" was NOT a problem.

Because ISLAMOFACSISM is the PROBLEM, NOT PEACEFUL ISLAM.

Anonymous said...

Oh my, and where does stealing valore and Apple come in Kalvin? Change YOU can believe in?

Kal Korff

I believe one must BE A ACTIVE PARTICIPANT in society and politics to HELP CHANGE things for the better. To use an analogy: One CANNOT win a football game standing on the sidelines. Those who refuse to participate in CHANGE and in pushing the human race forward lose their "right" to "complain" when things ARE NOT moving forward. As the expression goes: Be the Change you want to be.

The Unknown Korffer said...

"I got involved over there when Bill Casey ran things at CIA under President Reagan. Casey was a friend of mine, we shared the same birthday, March 13th. I've head a great relationship with CIA members since, but NOT the organization as a whole."


Stolen valor all the way, liar.

KALVIN: I cannot wait to see you on the list of phony military wannabees at

http://www.pownetwork.org/phonies/phonies.htm

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