Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Kal "Bullshit Master" Korff


There are some chaps who choose to live life by working hard at a profession like being a carpenter or barrister or chef or teacher. Kal Korff is the only "professional" bullshit artist I know and he's not even very good at that. I would recount all of Kal's bullshit here but I'm afraid that would span weeks of reading.

It looks as though poor dumb Kal actually thinks anyone would believe he had a shot at being on the Oprah Winfry show and declined. Kal you should know that not one single person will believe this crap you're trying to shovel because everyone knows you are an epic media whore who would get on all fours and let a triple train line stuff your arse for a shot on Oprah's show. You would grovel at Oprah's feet for a chance at such exposure. I doubt you're allowed within 200 feet of Oprah and her security staff probably has a file on you with a special notation "chubby little loser, national joke, idiot, nut job."

I don't believe Kal's story about being offered a slot on Oprah's show and Kal turning it down because of his supposed ethics. Has anyone told Kal it isn't ethical to lie about being a colonel, having a 500 book deal, and so much more??????

You do know what the difference is between you and Oprah don't you Kal? Oprah is rich, successful, has an audience of millions, is charitable with her money, and she doesn't have to make shit up to give her life meaning. Oh and Oprah isn't a chubby little loser or a national joke though Kal technically is an international joke.

Didn't Kal announce he had a television talk show that a deal had been signed for? Just face it Kal that you wish you were Oprah. Kal's jealousy at the success of others bleeds through in everything he writes. Kal envies Oprah and wishes he had a pence of her talent and success. So where is your talk show Kal you chubby little loser???? ahahahhhaaaahahahhhahaha

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kal'Israel' - just another dime-a-dozen closet racist/ homophobe / religious nut / general all-round, grade A certifiable nut.

Vacate the CZ now you freaky old coot & run back home to Momma.

That's an ORDER soldier!!

Anonymous said...

Thx for making a new thread. Let's keep it going.... I got a lot of Face Book to post.. :^)

FN

The Unknown Korffer said...

Where did you get your US Military rank insignia from, Kalvin?


http://darkmattersradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/korff12.jpg


If it wasn't issued to you by the service branch it is being falsely presented as rank.


http://www.ufowatchdog.com/images/camo_korff.jpg


And if you used falsely appropriated military rank insignia to promote, enrich, or further your claims -- which you did -- then you are GUILTY of Stolen Valor.

Trying to weasel your way into claiming you weren't impersonating a military officer won't work. The Captain's bars and Colonel's wings worn by you in the above pictures are issued for one purpose only. To signify rank within the US Military. Any other use is unauthorized and a fraud.


http://www.futureofmankind.co.uk/meier/gaiaguys/KorffAnn1.jpg


Rank is also non-transferable. Nobody can pass on their rank to you just by giving you their own insignia, so don't bother going that route.

Since you didn't earn it by active military service we can only presume that you purchased it to glorify yourself. The only conclusion to make is that Kal K. Korff stole valor. Some "volunteer".

Anonymous said...

Did you know that Kal not only wears the Colonel insignias sideways, he wears the insignia of a USAF enlisted rank on one of his caps, which is a Russian military fur one at that!
Some Colonel!!

Digger

Anonymous said...

You are lying vermin, Korff.

Rot in hell.

Stop_LYING_Korff!!! said...

I despise you, Korff.

I despise your constant, endless and pointless lies.

Jimmy D said...

Just been trawling through my "sent" box trying to find something else when I happened across the following email, which I sent on Thursday December 6th, 2007.

I never got any reply, of course.

"Dear Mr Korff,

I recently told my brother back in Scotland that you would shortly be featuring in a BBC programme. (Here's your original announcment: "CriticalThinkers.org announced today that its President and CEO, Colonel Kal Korff, has been invited to participate in an upcoming panel of experts by the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) concerning the proposed Missile Defense Shield which is being planned for the countries of Poland and the Czech Republic.")

Now I find that the original URL link (http://www.kalkorff.com/joomlatest/...id=245&Itemid=1) that I sent him is dead, and I can't find the announcement anywhere else on your website.

Does this mean that plans to cooperate with the BBV have been scrapped?

Please advise."

Anonymous said...

Tonight on the X Zone Radio Show:

PHILIP J IMBROGNO - The Reality of UFOs and Alien Abductions

And no Korff. That's gotta hurt....

Anonymous said...

Kalvin loves Face Book:

Kal Korff

Hi everyone, let us BE CLEAR: I WHOLLY SUPPORT OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN OF OUR ARMED FORCES. HOWEVER, OBAMA, AS "COMMANDER IN CHIEF" IS ANOTHER STORY. I DO NOT SUPPORT OBAMA'S "STRATEGY" IN AFGHANISTAN, BECAUSE IT CONtinues THE LACK OF DOING THE RIGHT THINGS OVER THERE THAT BUSH STARTED!

FOR OBAMA TO "ATTACK" GEORGE BUSH OVER HIS AFGHA...N POLICIES, THEN FURTHER THEM, PROVES OBAMA HAS NO MORALS NOR SCRUPLES. OBAMA ALSO DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO "WIN" IN AFGHANISTAN, BECAUSE HE AVOIDS THE ISSUE, AS EVERY WORLD "LEADER" DOES, OF WHY THEY HATE US.

NOW, A RECORD NUMBER OF AMERICANS ARE DEAD, THESE PAST TWO MONTHS, and THINGS WILL ONLY GET WORSE.

Here's the bad news, just bringing you the truth.

As someone who has family over there fighting and defending America, THIS IS TERRIBLE, AS IS THE SHI*UATION OUR TROOPS ARE IN.

I'm using ALL CAPS here for emphasis only, I am not shouting.

>>> let us BE CLEAR: <<<

Don't you mean, you?

Fuck nut.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff

This is for my Facebook friend Mr. El-amir Idris, — Mr. Idris, saying that "All Jews are Zionists" is like saying that "All Germans are Nazis." Well, as a Jew, who is American, but HALF-GERMAN, (my last name is Korff) — I am neither a "Zionist" nor a Nazi. An EXCEPTION DISPROVES a "rule," right? Hopefully people will STOP "judging" others, stop hatred, and refuse to accept those who do.

You are Jew (maybe) but any event, you are a Jew for the jokes... That would be you.

Anonymous said...

Kettle, black.....

Kal Korff

I am SO HAPPY this happened, I love REAL JUSTICE, I FULLY SUPPORT DNA testing for EVERYONE who says they were framed or innocent, etc. HUNDREDS of people have been FREED because of DNA tests, these people were innocent, just as this man is. I now hope that he gets MEGA BUCK$ for DAMAGE$ and that they find the other criminals and lock these rapists up in prison forever.

Anonymous said...

You don't like justice Kal because if you did you'd be in jail along with your dirtball brother. Mr.S would have never had to deal with your nonsense and Mac Zone would never have gotten ripped off. Real justice means taking your lumps like a man Kal instead of trying to justify your issues as the fault of everyone else. Better yet why don;t you try doing something honest for once in your miserable life Kal. Kal makes real Jews look bad.

Anonymous said...

No, Kal. You do not like justice. You like warm thick juice running off your face and back. Punk.

Anonymous said...

>>> running off your face and back. <<<

Ouch! :^)

Anonymous said...

That would be 13 days Kalvin, one less than 14, one less than TWO WEEKS.

July 21, 2010:

>>> Kal Korff Online Video Press Conference NEXT Week <<<

August 2, 2010.....

Failure. Plain and simple.

Nothing sent, no contact, no law suit. Michael Horn laughs at you. The world, laughs at you.

Face Book is calling you Kalvin;

"Come be someone over here, Kalvin... Your Face Book friends love you."


FN