Monday, August 2, 2010

We are not laughing with you Kal


No video press conference. No lawsuits. No new book published. No consumer fraud arrests. No FBI. No Justice Department. No reports. No talk show. No magazine. No radio show. No anti terror work. No missile defence panel. No extraordinary E reader. No big website changes. No 10,000 phrases. Nothing..........except utter FAILURE from Kolonel Kornhole.

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Kal you should just quit now while you are no where close to being ahead of anything. Please go get a menial job and live out your days in contemplation of your ridiculous failures and fantasies of which there are far far far too many to go over here.
KAL = FAIL!

43 comments:

Anonymous said...

Amen, brother.

Nusle Bridge is waiting for you, Kalvin. Climb over the parapet, and jump. You have nothing to live for.

Just be sure to give us all a heads-up, so we can be there to watch.

Scum.

Anonymous said...

Two words, Korff:

"Stop"
and
"Lying"

Anonymous said...

Mikey Horn Gets Sent OFFICIAL, LEGAL "Cease and Desist" LAWSUIT Notice on Thursday!
Tuesday, 22 June 2010 11:09
___________________________________

Never happened. Lair.

Michael Horn laughs at you.

FN

Anonymous said...

>>> Kal Korff Online Video Press Conference NEXT Week <<<

When, When, WHEN!!! You butt plug.

And by the way, why pull off your template site visitor counter, Kalvin?

You fucking liar.

Anonymous said...

Fucking asshole....

Kal Korff

Thanks, I'll check it out. Thanks also for your additional comments about Iran, I appreciate them. As you probably know, most Americans are unaware of these basics.

Anonymous said...

So now Fuck Brains is a personal freend of Ariel Sharon...

Stop the lies Kalvin, please stop the FUCKING LIES!

Kal Korff:

Yes, I have heard this. Ariel Sharon told me and others, WE MUST HAVE PEACE, and he seemed to really care. I have heard his conversations with Arafat, who did NOT want peace of course. He seems to have changed, and felt like he was a failur...e.

The killings and massacres from years ago were WRONG, NEVER RIGHT. So if he felt GUILTY that is VERY GOOD. It is VERY interesting what ended up happening to him, and how he told people quietly and was working SECRETLY to bring peace, before the hole opened in his heart and he went into a coma — now he is both "alive" and dead.

That's worse than being either.

Thanks for sharing this information, it is true as far as I know.

The Unknown Korffer said...

Stolen Valor.

Anonymous said...

Liar, liar. Fuck you Korff. Why is it that you've met everyone, know everyone, and everything about everything. Fuck you lozer. Chubby little lozer.

Michael Horn laughs at you.

Kal Korff:

I am not a supporter of Arnold as a politician. I see California as a state in serious trouble and he has been its "leader" — I'm only saying I am not "surprised" he switched sides.

When I used to train in Fremont with weights, I trained with one of Arnold's longtime partners who trained him. In addition to lying about steroid use, etc., I heard so much about Arnold, then read all of his books to compare the delta, and gained some insights into him most people never learn.

Again, fuck you.

Anonymous said...

Face Book, August 7, 2010:

Kal Korff

Going to go film today to finish the context overviews to explain the new Xposes we are releasing, also go over WHY they are late to market. Will also be reviewing the FALSE CLAIMS of a certain researcher here, name him, and correct the factual record so his peers know the truth. Thanks to everyone for being great, see you later as time permits and weather, it's raining out, not the best for filming.
___________________________________

But wait.... You promised this video on weeks ago... So you haven't even started on it, yet.

Ass wipe....

And,

>>> context overviews <<<

Fucking blowhard. Get a job Kalvin and do yourself a favor, stay off Face Book, it highlights just how lame you are, to the entire... Dear World... Udderly....

Developing....

FN

Anonymous said...

July 21, 2010:

Kal Korff Online Video Press Conference NEXT Week.

August 7, 2010:

No conference....

Michael Horn laughs at you.

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, ha! Now this is fucking rich!

Kal Korff

Hi everyone, I'll be posting in a few hours, actual scenes from my new series, as usual it "takes no prisoners" and covers everything from UFO CONspiracy nuts and hucksters and exposes them, to fighting against and defeating Islamofascist terrorism.

My life has been a "reality show" per se for several years. It's no secret we've been producing/filming for years. The series has many people in it, almost NO Americans.
___________________________________

Hi, I'm Kalvin Korff, a huge pant load with no life and no friends. Please show me some attention...

The Unknown Korffer said...

REAL Hero Volunteers In The War On Terror Pay With Their Lives While Kalvin K. Korff Steals Valor And Lies To His Face Book Friends:



http://apnews.myway.com//article/20100807/D9HEOTO01.html


My goal is to see your name and your Stolen Valor charges detailed on

http://www.pownetwork.org/phonies/phonies.htm

chubby Little Kalvin.

The Unknown Korffer said...

... and NO, Kalvin, you do not necessarily need to impersonate a US Military service person *or* claim a service person for any military group to qualify for exposure by POW Network. They are a private organization not connected to law enforcement the courts, or any branch of the US Military.

Most of their personnel are veterans themselves or have family members who are. And like your good friends at Exposing Online Predators & Cyberpaths, they have no sense of humor about the kind of antics you engage in and are not scared off by empty threats of legal action for including your name among their lists of exposed phony wannabee soldiers.

Your claims of being an analyst or consultant for a meta-group will also not be an argument against exposure -- You have falsely appropriated US Military insignia to bolster your claims of being a SAPSTOE. Evidence of it is all over the internet thanks to your own big stupid fucking mouth.

And sadly, the rank amateur bullshit you tried to pull with your Colonel Korff routine is not that uncommon. There are case histories galore on POW Network that make you sound like you weren't even trying, but use eerily similar language, behavior patterns, methods of operation, idiotic claims to secrecy and elite status to deny background checks -- all of which are useless against these people.

They are beautiful, and I can't wait to see your name and face adorning their list of phony wannabee soldiers stealing valor from the men & women actually serving in the war on terror.

The Unknown Korffer said...

CORRECTION: The sentence ... And like your good friends at Exposing Online Predators & Cyberpaths, they have no sense of humor about the kind of antics you engage in and are not scared off by empty threats of legal action for including your name among their lists of exposed phony wannabee soldiers ... should have read:

And like your good friends at Exposing Online Predators & Cyberpaths, they have no sense of humor about the kind of antics you engage in and would not be scared off by empty threats of legal action for including your name among their lists of exposed phony wannabee soldiers if they feel the accusation has merit.



My apologies for presuming to imply any actions by POW Network or any other Phony Soldiers exposure sites, who will determine for themselves whom to include or not include on their Walls Of Shame. I am just an outraged citizen and have a difficult time not getting wrapped up in it when it comes to Kalvin K. Korff, our resident non-resident national disgrace.

Anonymous said...

You are a disgrace. I want to end you, Korff.

Anonymous said...

The Chubby Little Lozer is posting a LARGE ampount of bile on Face Book these days.... Among them:

Kal Korff:

NOT good for Pakistan. We will be holding our press conference video this week tied into relief efforts and products to help the people of Pakistan, we will be introducing a great humanitarian from Pakistan we are working with to help victims in this disaster. Don't tell Guy Wedgie! :-)
___________________________________

Here we go again. Furthing a lie (the press con) with another lie, which will be, I predict, that Kalvin will be "helping" these poor people out, personally. You know, traveling there, etc.

Lozer. Liar. Fraud. Stolen Valor.

Michael Horn laughs at you.

The world, laughs at you.

All you have left is Face Book and your right hand.

Anonymous said...

Smells like a High School attempt at wooing a woman to pay attention to you, Kalvin. Fucking lozer.

Kal Korff:

Ok, yes, she is a beautiful Jewish model, but I think my Jewish Facebook friends Mor Pitkovsky, Yuval Pitkovsky, Bar Nakash, Inbal Cohen, Moriel Levi, Sapir Segalovich, Yael Barash, Catherine Zangi, Yael Shabo, Yael Cohen, Orit Moshe Cool, and so many others over in Israel are far more beautiful. I'll take photos of Mor and Bar Nakash and any of these wonderful ladies over Bar Raphael, anytime. This is my SCIENTIFIC opinion. :-)
___________________________________

You have no chance at getting any woman Kalvin.

And BTW fucking way Kalvin, where's that son of yours? A son you never talk about anymore...
The proud papa that you are...n't.

You son of a lying chubby lozer bitch.

And, here's what your bile, I mean BIO states on your Face Book page:

College Various '78
Science Information Technology

High School John F Kennedy High School Fremont '80

So you went to various college's BEFORE you graduated from High School. Really.....? You, of no college degree. Really?

And there's no mention of "family" on your FB page at all. No children, no brothers and sisters, just pathitic little you.

Think about it Kalvin. Face Book friends are not friends Kalvin.

Imaginary son's are not real.

Some of the items in your resume are not real Kalvin:

IT Specialist, ColoneI: Kidon Unit Commander Counterterrorism, YS3. Researcher, Sayanim.

You see a trend Kalvin.

Liar.

The Unknown Korffer said...

IT Specialist, Colonel: Kidon Unit Commander Counterterrorism, YS3. Researcher, Sayanim.


So his Stolen Valor claims are still currently being hustled on the unsuspecting! Are there any pictures of him in his SAPSTOE "uniform" or wearing any military rank insignia or law enforcement badges on his Face Books page?

He's already cooked his own goose as far as the Stolen Valor charge but it would be good to know where he's keeping the fraudulent claim current.

Kult Of Kal -- If you're still looking in on us, a great video project might be one highlighting his unauthorized use of military rank insignia and/or referring to his official SAPSTOE duties, boasting of being a colonel and referring to the Super Duper Services' alleged activities. All of that counts! Even just saying it is Stolen Valor. We may not be able to get him prosecuted for it hiding out in Prague, but he can at least be exposed as the wannabee phony he is so that when people do search his name it comes up in the returns.

One also has to wonder, has he solicited donations or asked his followers to donate or contribute monies? That would raise the ante on the criminal potential of his fraud tenfold. Not even just the Face Books crew but anyone who has come in contact with Kalvin K. Korff since the counter terrorism obsession began to manifest itself with the claims of being a captain. That's as far back as I can trace it and only through Royce Meyers & Kevin Randle's blogs/sites. How far does his impersonation go?

We've all seen the picture taken from the hidden camera in the flower pot of him confronting Scott Ritter courtesy of Royce's site -- who else might Kalvin have approached under this guise? He was openly wearing US Military rank insignia and referring to himself as an officer, and has been rumored to possess fake law enforcement badges. Has he ever approached any women or children and flashed rank authority to try and coerce them into doing anything they might only do for someone holding such a rank? "Wallet Inspector!"

Man I wish I'd saved those fake press conference videos where he took questions from his adoring public in regards to his ruining the Kurtis Korff lawsuit. He'd be burnt at the stake. Did anyone save any of those off?

Even if they still exist as files save to disc on Kalvin's what-not shelf they are 100% incriminating. Not to mention creepy, weird, disturbing, frightening, obsessive, demented, warped, and sadly hilarious all at the same time. I sure hope he brings them home with him when he finally gets deported!

Anonymous said...

>>> Are there any pictures of him in his SAPSTOE "uniform" or wearing any military rank insignia or law enforcement badges on his Face Books page? <<<<

Sad to say, nope.

He's posting links from this site and commenting on them quite a bit:

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/
blogs.mcclatchydc.com/

Anonymous said...

Check out the grammer... Ha! I'm sure his teachers are so proud.

Kal Korff:

I SINCERELY THANK Mr. Jerry Lapiroff, who was a teacher of mine at JFK High School, for his very detailed replies, passion and genuine care for debating / discussing issues. We don't agree on everything, that's OK. How much this is so, we WILL find out. Because like ALL PEOPLE on Earth, what UNITES us is ALWAYS GREATER than what DIVIDES us. It's VITAL to focus on UNITY, if everyone DID, there would be only SOLUTIONS!

The Unknown Korffer said...

I wonder what Kalvin's principal would think to hear that his former student idol publicly impersonated a military officer for at least five years, wore rank insignia that he has not earned while insisting on having the respect that rank was due, and has stolen valor from the men & women who have served honorably in the war on terror.

As well as possibly other things that we don't know about. If he has such a compromised moral character to publicly impersonate a military officer for personal gain, who knows what else he has done.

Guy said...

Hey Kal Its Guy Weddle!!

I'm still waiting to hear from your lawyers Kal. I'm going to be talking about you on every episode of the Church of Mabus you fuckwad. In fact we just did an interview today and afterwards I plugged this site just for the hell of it. We're gonna be on the paranormal Radio network from now on. We'll be going over FM and AM as well as the internet. Millions of people Kal. and its live. I'm gonna plug this blog because it saved me a lot of work lol.

Guy Weddle
Co-Host The Church of Mabus

Anonymous said...

Thx Guy. Please keep us posted.

Micheal Horn laughs at you Kalvin.

Anonymous said...

Lair. Fraud, Stolen Valor. Punk. Ass Wipe. Fuck Wad. No Honor. Lozer. face Book wanna be.

Kal Korff

This FRIDAY the 13th, I'll be having a video press conf. which will show our new products and update everyone on what we have been doing. Unless we have video problems from remote locations, this will be INTERNATIONAL; will cover everything from Islamofascism to UFOlogy. We will also PROVE how extremists in BOTH areas ...ARE CONNECTED. There's also a SURPRISE concerning BARACK OBAMA..hope the Secret Service watches. :-)

Anonymous said...

In Kalvin's world, Face Book friends mean real friends.

Kal Korff:

Hi everyone, I now have 41 NEW requests for Facebook "friends" since the last time I logged on, which was only this morning. WHAT am I doing WRONG?? :-) I'm truly honored and humbled, I'll take a look at the list and make some decisions. I look forward to meeting new friends and great people all over the world.

Anonymous said...

You can find Guy here:

www.mabusincarnate.com

and on Face Book.

Let's hope he reams Kalvin a new one.

Anonymous said...

90 minutes... prep for a fake news conference... You were supposed to start filming 4 weeks ago, and then again, last Friday... Youtube is international fuck wad... Lair.

Kal Korff:

Hi everyone, prep for the press conference is going very well, we WILL truly have an international audience. In addition to all the updates, releases and previews, we will begin Xposing many things. The press conference might be as long as 90 minutes, and I look forward to ANSWERING YOUR QUESTIONS. PLEASE SEND THEM IN,... from UFOlogy to Obama, to Islamofascism — go for it!

Anonymous said...

Suck it Kalvin:

Ufology's 'Majic Men':

Ufologists Stanton Friedman and Don Schmitt, along with Hollywood producers Bryce Zabel and Don Most, discussed the film Majic Men, which will be based on their careers as UFO investigators searching for the truth about the Roswell incident. "It's time to get the real story out there," Friedman declared. He expressed optimism about the film because Most and Zabel are serious students of the UFO phenomenon who are well-versed in the Roswell story.

Meanwhile, the producers reflected on how powerful Friedman and Schmitt's journey of discovery has been. "Everything that both of these men have gone through to break this story involves drama," Zabel observed, "it's incredibly dramatic and it's human too."

On how he feels to have his story turned into a motion picture, a gratified Friedman was hopeful that the film would capture some of the emotions he's experienced fighting for UFO truth. "I think the movie will be able to present some of that frustration, some of the joy, and some of the exciting moments," Friedman said.

Both researchers pointed out that the film has the potential to reach far more people than just those who have read their books. "I could lecture for an awful long time and not reach the audience that one movie can reach simultaneously, almost, all over the world," Friedman laughed.

While they were humbled by the acclaim they've received as news of the film has spread throughout the UFO research community, ultimately it is that potential for education of the public which they see as most important. To that end, Schmitt said, "I'm not looking for applause, I'm looking to finish this mission."

Zabel, who will be writing the screenplay for Majic Men, described his vision of the film as similar to the movie All the President's Men, as he plans to highlight the investigators, Friedman and Schmitt, as much as the actual Roswell event. "Majic Men will be the story of two down to Earth guys that are chasing a story that is out of this world," he mused. Looking at the timetable for when the film may actually make it to theaters, Most explained that staying true to the story trumped rushing it to the silver screen.

"Getting somebody that has the same commitment to the vision we have is of the utmost importance," he said. While Zabel noted that most films can take up to 10 years to get made, he said that the climate of interest in UFOs makes him cautiously optimistic that Majic Men could see completion in "years and not a decade."

Anonymous said...

Another date, another promise...

Kal Korff & Special Guests, Online Video Press Conference THIS FRIDAY, 13 August, WORLDWIDE!

Anonymous said...

Liar.

>>> Turns out the new book series swelled from 26 to 32 :-), so the stuff is almost ready to finally go online. I hope everyone likes the software since it is a whole platform for exploring subjects of universal interest by many people. <<<

Anonymous said...

Liar, never happened.

>>> BREAKING NEWS -- ALL DEPARTMENTS

COLONEL KALVIN K. KORFF ADVISES U.S. PRESIDENT OBAMA IN CONTENTIOUS HISTORIC FIRST MEETING, BREAKTHROUGH SOON TO BE ANNOUNCED

DATELINE: APRIL 08 2010, 04:24PM
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE!
<<<

Anonymous said...

Never happened. Liar.

>>> English-language newspaper (with Korff as "Editor-in-Chief") <<<

Stop_LYING_Korff!!! said...

Stop LYING Korff!!!

Anonymous said...

Kalvin uses this term all the time. Please read this and see where Kalvin fits in, like a glove, you fuck wad, uneducated, Face Book jerk-off.

The term, "Islamofascism" has been criticized by scholars and journalists alike. It is considered historically inaccurate and simplistic by scholars of history and politics and is criticized as being generally used as a pejorative or for propaganda purposes.

scghkowonktomoposhctic said...

D'oh!

COLONEL KALVIN K. KORFF ADVISES U.S. PRESIDENT OBAMA IN CONTENTIOUS HISTORIC FIRST MEETING, BREAKTHROUGH SOON TO BE ANNOUNCED

DATELINE: APRIL 08 2010, 04:24PM
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE!


Ah, heh. Actually that was something I'd put together after having a few adult beverages. It was posted at KoK's sister blog and I made a point to state that it was Kal K. Korff fan fiction.


The full length text is here:


http://kultofkal.blogspot.com/2010/03/kiai-is-back.html


Let's look those copy pastes over a little closer before firing off the old submit button! Unless of course that was the SAPSTOE himself trying to inject a false red herring into our exposure of his misdeeds as a kind of psyops.

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Anonymous said...

"Kal Korff's FIRST SHOW will make its broadcast debut on MONDAY JUNE 7TH, AT 8PM IN THE UK."

Guess everyonein the UK missed this show. lol lol lol lol

Anonymous said...

More lies.

Kal Korff:

Preparations for the international, online press conference are going GREAT, I won't be online much til then, it's just physics. Keep sending in the GREAT questions, we've selected several to answer. We WILL be Xposing TWO UFO "researchers" during this event and their FALSE claims, Xposes of these two people can be dow...nloaded immediately AFTER the event.

Anonymous said...

>>> Let's look those copy pastes over a little closer before firing off the old submit button! <<<

Sorry, having too much fun.

Jimmy D said...

"it's just physics."
---another of little Kalvin's bewildering verbal tics.

For example -

see here: http://www.expats.cz/prague/printthread.php?t=139631&page=21&pp=40 (third entry down)

or here (point four at the bottom of the page): http://zpravy.idnes.cz/we-re-online-now-we-start-0xl-/studium.asp?c=A070319_093528_studium_bar

Jimmy D said...

Jesus Christ, how I loathe you, Korff...

Anonymous said...

KalIsrael is an uneduated, bug-eyed buffoon with genuine mental problems.

("State the bleedin' obvious, Anonymous!" :D )

Anonymous said...

Er, I meant unedumicated, I think :)