Saturday, July 17, 2010

Kal K. Korff can solve energy crisis!!!!


Kal could solve the world energy crisis if only he could convert all of his bullshit into a usable energy resource. But if that happened it might put our world in peril of exploding from the massive energy all of Kal's bullshit would produce. If you think those blokes at BP have had a time capping that bloody oil leak you might want to consider how for years and years people have tried to put a cork in that huge hole Kal has the nerve to call a mouth.

Likely the most overused pile of rubbish gushing out of Kal's enormous mouth is all the legal threats like having people arrested and prosecuted and sued and on and on and on and on.

Again all proved bloody nonsense by Kal's last legal laced spewing claiming that a flying saucer promoter would be sued and charged and that Kal was working with the authorities. Searching through I have found this sort of wild behavior on Kal's part is vey old hat going back years and years where Kal has said he was going to have someone arrested and was going to have them sent to jail and so forth.

So here we all are without a single person being arrested or sued or prosecuted or tossed in prison by Kal. Nothing! Completely ace making threats and then nothing happens!! And that really is it here with Kal that he is just a mouth and nothing more. has anything actually happened where Kal said it would? No books published, no missile defence panel, no consumer fraud arrests, nothing. And tha is what the great Kal Korff is to everyone.............nothing.

48 comments:

The Unknown Korffer said...

I believe one must BE A ACTIVE PARTICIPANT in society and politics to HELP CHANGE things for the better. To use an analogy: One CANNOT win a football game standing on the sidelines. Those who refuse to participate in CHANGE and in pushing the human race forward lose their "right" to "complain" when things ARE NOT moving forward.

This pusillanimous, self-serving tirade coming from someone who fled the United States and is hiding in a foreign country behind a computer screen. Kalvin K. Korff isn't just a supreme liar and wannabee, he is a hypocrite of the worst kind.

My suggestion to any of his good Face Books buddies who may be looking in on us here would be to remove Kalvin from your friend list immediately and spare yourself any further contact with this maniac at all. Only hurt can come from interacting with a documented nacrissistic predator like Kalvin K. Korff. He only cares about himself, he uses other people, is a liar & a crook, and has impersonated military officers for years.

What a guy! Ladies no fighting now either, keep in line and no dry humping the leg of that fake SAPSTOE uniform with the falsely appropriated colonel's wings.


Which can be seen here:


http://darkmattersradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/korff12.jpg


Image of Kalvin K. Korff wearing falsely appropriated Interpol badge and what appears to be a US Marshall's badge:


http://www.ufowatchdog.com/images/camo_korff.jpg



Kalvin K. Korff wearing falsely appropriated US captain's bars:


http://www.ufowatchdog.com/korf_photos.htm



More Kalvin K. Korff wearing US captain's bars:


http://www.maczone.cz/img.asp?stiid=6010


Kalvin K. Korff wearing colonel's wings and flanked by US & Israeli flags:


http://www.futureofmankind.co.uk/meier/gaiaguys/KorffAnn1.jpg


And let us not forget the videos of Kult Of Kal, which contain clips from numerous NOW DELETED videos of Kalvin insisting that he is a colonel and an active soldier in the war on terror:


http://www.youtube.com/user/KultofKal


Your good Face Book buddy. A phony, fake, and wannabee. Meanwhile, today it was reported that five more NATO soldiers were killed by IEDs in Afghanistan ... GO FUCK YOURSELF HARD, KALVIN, and prepare to have the glare of veteran's groups invading the dark cockroach hole of a life you live.

Anonymous said...

>>> ,,, and prepare to have the glare of veteran's groups invading the dark cockroach hole of a life you live.<<<<

Yes, please, please, please.

Anonymous said...

Kernal Kalptrap hasn't delivered on shit and those paying attention to that crackpot know it. Kal is nothing but a large mouthpiece who has lived his entire life in a fantasy world. Kal got a little taste of low level UFO fame several years ago, saw how easy it was to hop on a hot topic and tried riding it for all he could like a cheap whore at a sex addicts anonymous meeting. Take note of how Kal hops on a hot topic and tries to generate a living it from. take your pick - OJ Simpson, UFOs, bigfoot, JFK, terrorism. Kal doesn't produce any original research because he borrows from everyone else and puts his own spin on it. Kal making noise about big lawsuits and consumer fraud isn't something new as pointed out here. Morons like Kal K. Korff do not change. Kal will continue digging a large crazy hole to bury himself in.

Anonymous said...

Jesus H. Christ! From Face Book Today. Why don't you try smoking a little (chubby lozer) and maybe, just maybe you'll get a little insight on just what is wrong with you.

Kal Korff

Hey everyone, did you know that Canaries and other birds are responsible for seeding much of the wild-growing marijuana in the USA? If it were all harvested, the wild marijuana growing within a short distance of New York and New Jersey alone would make 15 million cigarettes. It's important to know vital information.
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And you see, this was posted like Kalvin thought of this all by his little (chuppy lozer) self.

Lair, thief, lozer.

Anonymous said...

face Book:

Kal Korff

There must be nothing happening in the world right now, because the Drudge Report's web page has not been updated for many hours. If it's not on Drudge, it never happened.
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What about your site dumb fuck? All those promises, broken.

Micheal Horn laughs at you Kalvin.

Anonymous said...

Michael Horn is raking in money and what is Kal doing about it? Not a thing other than rambling and ranting on his website bout non-existent consumer fraud lawsuits.

If I were Michael Horn I'd be having a fat laugh all at the expense of Kal. Michael Horn may be a nut like Kal but at least Michael Horn can write unlike Kal.

For fuck's sake Kal where the hell did you learn how to write the drivel you spew???? There are second graders with more writing skill than you'll ever possess.

Kal: "It's important to know vital information."

No shit there Sherlock. Get a fucking clue Kal.

George Adamski said...

BREAKKKING...:

...LOOKS as if KALISRAEL has employment DESIGNING websites - THIS new ONE has that UDDERLEY unmistakable Kal-Feel:

http://www.boblazar.com/

Anonymous said...

relerropFace Book: Kal Korff

No other PC maker can claim such a great track record over these past years, especially during a recession! Dell, Microsoft, everyone else has suffered while Apple has dominated.
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Dominated what Kal? They have fewer than 10% of the world PC market share. While it is true that they've had huge success with the iPhone and iPad, that's not what you mean, is it?

You squirrelly little fuck.

Drink the Apple Kool-Aid and suck Steve “There’s no antenna problem with the G4 iPhone!” Jobs cock.

Nothing you do, nothing you say, and nothing you write is correct, Kalvin.

Michael Horn laughs at you.

Chubby Little Lozer

CLL

Anonymous said...

Oh my.... Am Tom Cruise moment?

Face Book:

Kal Korff:

I LOVE being Jewish and I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YHWH even more!
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Just in case you don't know what the band wagon jumper is referring to:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahweh


CLL

Anonymous said...

Face Book:

Kal Korff

What can I say? FileMaker is a GREAT product, it was a true honor to work for this company for so many years, especially in the special time it was once known as Claris.

lair.

Anonymous said...

Face Book:

Kal Korff

NOBODY IS PERFECT UNTIL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM. :-)

Anonymous said...

Face Book:

Kal Korff

I think we should pass a law CHANGING the way we spell the word "Congress" to CONgress. Not only is this new, proposed change far more scientifically accurate, but it's true!
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... more scientifically accurate...

What a moron.

Anonymous said...

Kal does realize that everyone knows his supposed employment at Claris Corp was less than a month and all of his claims of having developed HyperCard are false. Kal's name appears no where on the credits for any version of HyperCard. Kal worked at Claris for less than a month and probably clued in that he was on his way out and made some bogus excuse in order to stage his exit once it was discovered Kal's computer skills were nowhere close to what he made them out to be. If you think Jim Dilettoso, one of Kal's many enemies, talks techno-babble then you haven't heard Kal funble around a group of computer experts.

People at Claris would get wide eyed and look confused when Kal would try to explain something he thought was revolutionary everyone on that team knew exactly how full of it he was.

And Kal was nothing but a lowly telephone support tech for Apple. That was it and that was years ago!

Kal obviously cannot do anything but live in the past. This entire story about him working in intelligence falls flat on its face because in order to work in intelligence, one must actually have intelligence. Ergo, Kal is not qualified to work in intelligence.

There are a few of us who know Kal and have followed his sad little life here and there. Kal has not changed one bit from all those years ago. Kal still uses the same cliche sayings and really thinks himself quite clever.

A clever person would realize when everyone was laughing at his antics.

Anonymous said...

Off Kalvin's Template Web Site Today:

Kal Korff Online Video Press Conference NEXT Week
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Ha, ha, ha,... Oh my fucking... HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Horn laughs at you.

Anonymous said...

Face Book

Kal Korff

Now America is becoming more like Europe. If they taxed the use of this, there would be NO national debt. People are spending the money anyway, and during World War II the USA had a "Hemp for Victory" campaign which played a key role in saving our military. Hemp is widely used for many things, one of the most diverse plants on this Earth.
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Only part right you lozer. Hemp did play a role, but paying off the national debt through the sale of pot!

Fucking moron.

It'll help with debt, but there aren't that many pot smokers in the US to make a huge difference in balancing our; war based, debt.

Developing.... fuck wad.....

Anonymous said...

FACE Book

Kal Korff

The CEO of Nokia is being replaced because of Apple's iPhone greatly reducing their market, RIM is now also being hit. I wouldn't want to be the next CEO of Nokia, they CAN'T compete against Apple and win. The iPhone now accounts for as much as 60% of ALL internet traffic via mobile device, planet wise, with iPad and iPod Touch all helping out with the same basic operating system, iOS.
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Fan boy. Drink the kool-aid. Back to your template site liar.

The Unknown Korffer said...

Kal Korff Online Video Press Conference NEXT Week

Bullshit.


One thing is for sure -- Whatever market share Apple has cornered was done without any help, input, assistance, or contributions by Kalvin K. Korff. He can lie to his Face Books buddies all he wants, 99.9% likelihood they don't believe his bullshit either. And are probably disturbed by how much time he spends on there, not leaving much left in the day for work, family, friends, hobbies, a life out of doors, etc.

Nobody remembers Claris let alone Hypercard, which is probably why he mentions it so much. The last thing a fraud wants is people knowing what he/she is talking about. And as for his fawning over an iPhone or iPad, safe estimation is that both devices are priced far in excess of anything a unemployed former UFO debunker hiding out in Europe could afford, let alone the service contract. For that matter, who would he call? Other than mom of course.

The Unknown Korffer said...

I also had a chance to confer with someone about Stolen Valor issues pertaining to the use of falsely worn rank insignia, and whether that applies in the same as wearing a uniform or embellishing one's resume with false combat awards. The answer is YES, if someone wears a Colonel's wings or Captain's bars to create the impression that they have obtained said rank and are welcome to the privileges & responsibilities of that rank, they have fraudulently impersonated an officer and used symbols specific to the US military to further the deceit. The analogy given would be the same as someone wearing a law enforcement badge (something Kalvin has also shown a fondness for) to create the impression that they are a cop.

With the use of a rank symbol the determination would come down to one of intent. For instance, if the Colonel's wings were being used as a decoration or prop for a costume for a fictional play it would be permissible, otherwise everybody in the entertainment industry who's ever played a military officer would be in trouble. Most people are able to conclude for themselves when they watch PLATOON that Tom Berenger is just an actor playing a role, part of which has to do with the way that the media form is being presented.

Kalvin K. Korff, on the other hand, went out of his way to specifically imply that he has earned the right to wear rank insignia of the US military, and to create the impression that his wearing of it is in an official capacity. Unless the Super Duper Services has a documented formal arrangement with the US military (and congress, who would have to approve) to distribute US military rank insignia to its "operatives", Kalvin's use of the symbol(s) would be fraudulent and open him up to a charge of Stolen Valor.

Which is a Federal crime under U.S. laws, punishable by both fines and prison terms depending upon the severity of the misuse. Kalvin K. Korff's false, misleading use of US military rank insignia is a slap in the face of those who have earned the right to wear such devices publicly -- and that would would include a video posted on YouTube or pictures distributed from a website in promotion of his fraud. The only thing that could possibly excuse it would be for Kalvin to admit publicly that he was lying, has no rank or right to wear such insignia. And apologize to the men & women in uniform fighting the war on terror that he wannabees a part of for undermining their efforts to effectively combat the very menace that Kalvin has tried to bank his reputation on being such an expert about. Kalvin K. Korff is a wannabee and has no right to wear ANY rank insignia of any military group. He is guilty of Stolen Valor.

Kalvin can try and argue that he has never claimed to be associated with any military organizations, but the fact remains that he wore the bars & wings, in such a hurry to try and one-up Kevin Randle and Don Ecker that he likely didn't think twice about it. And like most military imposter wannabees he also presumed that nobody would ever bother questioning how he ended up wearing Colonel's wings. We are all taught to respect and honor those members of society who wear such devices. Kalvin K. Korff preyed on that tendency to respect authority figures by inventing himself as an authority figure.

He assembled his SAPSTOE uniform with its military badges with no more concern of the consequences than some kid picking out fan gear at the Michael Jordan shop at JC Penny -- SO MUCH FOR KALVIN'S RESPECT FOR THE MEN & WOMEN FIGHTING THE WAR ON TERROR! Though in actuality the Israelis would probably want to get a piece of him first. I hope they do.

The Unknown Korffer said...

http://www.futureofmankind.co.uk/meier/gaiaguys/KorffAnn1.jpg


" ... A person is guilty of the charge "if, without authority, he purchases, sells, or offers for sale, or accepts as a pledge or pawn, any medal, insignia or decoration granted by the United States for service in the armed forces.""

I believe it is valid to question where Kalvin actually did get his rank insignia from. So far there are Captain's bars (the MacZone picture, the US Embassy pictures he sent to Royce Meyers) and the Colonel's wings (usually worn sideways on the epaulets of his camo vest) to account for.

It is also interesting that Kalvin's displays of rank insignia are confined to the last few years even though he has recently claimed having been an operative of the Super Duper Services since 1980. But the Kalvin In A Uniform craze didn't kick off until after the war on terror had become an obsession of his. He's almost a textbook wannabee case: An absurd claim of commanding rank (his Warrant Officer Avim & Lieutenant Martina being nowhere to be found now), a ridiculous costume uniform composed of a hodgepodge of mismatched articles, side-splitting claims of having participated in notable events with derring do (Kalvin tried to claim having gone into Iraq pre-invasion to work with the Kurds, plus his deployment of Nanobot Components into "the operational theater"), even a secret headquarters from which he could "broadcast" images of himself bedecked in this costume while using the implied rank to assume a voice of authority on a subject he has absolutely nothing to do with ...


So Kalvin! Where'd you get your army man badges from? eBay? Military surplus? Maybe a flea market in Prague? Or how about the old found them in a box of Cracker Jacks line?


... if, without authority, he purchases, sells, or offers for sale, or accepts as a pledge or pawn, any medal, insignia or decoration granted by the United States for service in the armed forces.


That's ANY medal, insignia or decoration.


http://www.ufowatchdog.com/images/camo_korff.jpg

Anonymous said...

Very good work again, Mr. Unknown.

One day quite soon I suspect that Kal-Is-Rael's chickens may be coming home to roost..

H.

Anonymous said...

Kal's contribution to Apple/Claris was nil. He didn't do anything that would remotely qualify as revolutionary aside from trying to pull a fast one at Claris.

Kal NEVER worked on the Star Wars program at Lawrence Livermore National Labs as he has claimed verbally and in writing.

Kal is NOT an academic and he DOES NOT have a college degree.

Kal has NEVER worked in law enforcement andhas never been in the armed forces.

Kal WAS NOT an expert witness in the O.J. Simpson civil trial.

Kal DID NOT work for the prosecution in the criminal trial of O.J.

Kal has not had 10,000 articles published.

Kal has NO credentials to support his claims of being an "expert" in various areas.

However, Kal IS an IDIOT.

Anonymous said...

>>>> However, Kal IS an IDIOT, <<<<

Well said.

BTW, my secret word to type in to post this to the blog was "tuttless". Not shure what or it that even means anything but it seems to fit the chubby lozer like a sweaty t-shirt.

Udderly.

FN

Anonymous said...

Kal is a total loon. On one hand he swears he isnt in Mossad, yet his FB profile lists him as a Commander of a Kidon Unit....BWAHHAHAHAHAHA guess who emailed Mossad about that! (hint: ME).

BTW Mossad does have a website where you can report stuff that may be of interest to them.

F1 Racer

Anonymous said...

Face Book:

Kal Korff

Notice how "I'm a man of the people" John Kerry has NO PROBLEM spending his WIFE's MONEY? Kerry married MILLIONAIRE WOMEN TWICE...one can argue that the first time is luck — the SECOND time, especially after she became a widow, is opportunism or "change we can believe in." Kerry also says that the rich do NOT pay enough taxes, I guess this doesn't apply to him.
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Jealous Kalvin?

Anonymous said...

Latest from Horn:

Hello Michael,

Any info coming your way from Korff?

FN

Horn: Zip, nada, zilch.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff

Resistance is futile. I ran into a guy today who asked me if I had seen this new iPad thing. He said it is "radical" — no kidding! It's Apple.

Thief.

Anonymous said...

Ladies & Gentlemen..... Kalisrael.
4:12-4:39 >>>


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8229281867356197202#docid=-1279476674732779264



I know you've seen it before, but this has to be the nadir of Kol.Koknuts' spiralling insanity.

Anonymous said...

Lamer.....

Kal Korff

Hey everyone, I have a chance to become "friends" with Muammar Gadaffi, yes, the one and only, unless it is someone pretending to be him, should I have Colonel Gaddafi as one of my Facebook friends? Any thoughts, ideas?

Anonymous said...

This weekend on the X-Zone Show:

STAN ROMANEK - Close Encounters: Scientific Proof UFOs and Aliens are Real

DENNIS BALTHASER - Truth Seeker At Roswell

TRAVIS WALTON - Alien Abductee - Fire in the Sky

JERRY LEHANE III - The Face and Life on Mars

ERIC ALTMAN - Bigfoot

And last, but not least...

PAUL KIMBALL - Canadian Filmmaker and Paranormal Researcher

And no Kalvin K. Korff....

It's GOTTA hurt. Oh wait, Kalvin's got Face Book... Ha, ha, ha, ha,!!!!

FN

Anonymous said...

That last post was by Don Ecker.

We've heard it a million times already, Donald. Let it go. Stick to reminiscing with your old army chums about all the Vietnamese villagers you massacred ...

sgdqyonknokmotic said...

Wow what's up with that exchange? Where did this massacring of Vietnamese villagers come from? Other than some troll's deep seated envy of Don for having actually served his country with distinction & honor. Or is the whole exchange false complete with an implied threat of bodily harm to make Kalvin look like a victim? Don usually identifies himself as well.


Hey everyone, I have a chance to become "friends" with Muammar Gadaffi, yes, the one and only, unless it is someone pretending to be him, should I have Colonel Gaddafi as one of my Facebook friends? Any thoughts, ideas?


Talk about a lame attempt at baiting people to comment on your Facebook page. Totally desperate for contact and attention. Must be a slow weekend on Drudge.

Anonymous said...

Precisely what was so distinguished and honorable about Ecker's Vietnam service?

Anonymous said...

How about a Purple Heart for starters?

Anonymous said...

You get a purple heart for being wounded. You don't have to disinguish yourself honorably to get yourself wounded.

scgbnmgpjjkoitic said...

You get a purple heart for being wounded. You don't have to disinguish yourself honorably to get yourself wounded.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are in the presence of a world class asshole here. Don't feed the troll.

The Unknown Korffer said...

Don, I salute you, your Purple Heart, and any other commendations or awards you earned. Thank you for your service to our great country, and best of wishes always.

Back to our regularly scheduled blog subject -- Just that one picture shows Kalvin K. Korff wearing:

1) US Army Captain's bars.

2) Fake Interpol badge.

3) What appears to be a fake US Marshall's badge, though its difficult to make it out (Mossad?).

So, impersonating a US Military rank, impersonating an Interpol officer, and impersonating whatever else that other badge is supposed to be issued for.

Fail.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff

Maybe one day Maureen Dowd, who gets nailed and exposed for largely being clueless in the war against Islamofascism in my new book series on the subject, will understand that Obama is NOT "black" — he is HALF WHITE! With a WHITE MOTHER, HOW CAN ANY PERSON BE "only Black"? That's RACISM!

Anonymous said...

Just back from two weeks with the fambly in Croatia. Marvelous.

Where will you be vacationing this year, "Colonel"?

Anonymous said...

I want to maim you, Korff. For what you did to Vojtech S*dl*c*k, I want to mutilate you.

Oh, and by the way - what's with the police who (you claimed a couple of months ago) have my apartment under surveillance? When are they finally going to swoop and have done with it?

Anonymous said...

Michael Horn laughs at you Kalvin... And if you had a son, so would he.

Ryan said...

Well he does have a Miss Right...She won't even talk to me since she has been involved with him

skahgsdfhsfgritmopstic said...

What's the matter? Credit card for your chat bot decline?

I also feel obliged to point out "LOL, webcam."

Anonymous said...

What a HUGE fucking pant load, lair! Template web site Kalvin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kal Korff

Mega frigging COOL! There is NOTHING like this on ANY computing development platform in existence. I look forward to using this to make the final versions of our eBooks, for Apple's devices due out this year.

AppleInsider | Apple's new Xcode 4 could portend new HTML5 development tools [Page 3]

sdghjiontomatchstick said...

Actually that came out wrong, sorry "Ryan". I have no idea who you are or what the circumstances of this online love triangle you have messaged about (for the first time in the history of this blog) that I can recall might be, put on or no. I am sure nobody would come on here just to validate a Kal K. Korff myth, other than himself that is.

Sounds like MR. Korff is moving right along to the good old ISOLATION stage, where the narcissistic predator begins to coerce his target/victim into cutting ties with old friends & provide exclusive attention to them. Quite often it includes adopting new modes of communication to keep the target tuned in on them only. Look for a shift in daily online sessions that pattern those of the predator as the target is also coerced into literally shaping their life to accommodate the needs of the predator.

I mention all this because from all appearances MR. Korff doesn't have a genuine human feelin in him, other than jealousy & hatred at any rate. More likely it's all a put-on but for what its worth I was wondering how long it would take MR. Korff to start faking being in a relationship on Facebook. Until the happy couple pix with something undeniable like holding a daily newspaper are posted in a boastful manner, my money is that its a put-on. Yet another attention getting scheme from The Most Desperate Man On The Internet.

And sorry again, "Ryan". Better luck next time and there's plenty more fish in the sea.

Anonymous said...

Face Book:

Andrew D. Leonie

My friend Kal Korff offers some wisdom here; "SEVEN SOCIAL SINS: politics without principles, wealth without work, pleasure without conscience, knowledge without character, commerce without morality, science without humanity, and worship without sacrifice... Sounds a LOT like KEY ELEMENTS of the present Obama mis-administration".

Anonymous said...

I'm beginning to think some 'anonymous' commenter is playing games.
The Don Ecker bit, the Ryan one, and now the Andrew D. Leonie one.
Andrew D. Leonie was a former longtime Texas Judge, and is now an Assistant DA for the State of Texas. Why would he be a 'friend' of Kal Korff?

Digger

Anonymous said...

Regarding Andrew D. Leonie
... I posted that, found it on FB... Have no more information than that. Kalvin "is" collecting "friends"...

Face Book:

Kal Korff

Throwing more TECHNOLOGY and MONEY at the problems in Afghanistan will NEVER SOLVE THEM. It is arguably why Obama is doing what he is doing — he's in over his head. Now he's drone happy, notice that more pilots are being trained to fly drones than FIGHTER AIRCRAFT! We should NEVER cannibalize our training, but then Obama doesn't always believe in "win-win" situations, does he?

Kalvin commenting on the article: Obama's in love with drones.
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You mean technology like Nanobots, Kalvin.

Idiot.

FN

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff

I never liked the Oprah Winfraud show, turned down a chance to be on it many years ago when they REFUSED to call a UFO hoax a hoax! After being told that my use of this word was "too strong" I told her "geniuses" — "I won't do the show if you won't let me tell the truth." I was then told that, "No one turns down Oprah," — my reply was: "I guess I am Mr. No One then!" and I hung up the phone. The whole UFO EXPLOITIVE themed show was then scrapped. As everyone knows, the world didn't end.
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Yes Kalvin, you are Mr. No One. Gee, without you Oprah couldn't put together a show without you? Wow, you are important.

Hows that for change... Not!