Saturday, November 27, 2010

Kal Korff master paintball commando!!!

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lads I understand that the great Kolonel Kolon is blathering that he participated in some war games recently. My thanks to the faithful posters of this blog for alerting me and sending me some photos that can be called nothing short of utter bloody rubbish. 

"Part 1:

Kal Korff:

Our war game exercises included a FEMALE Indian sharpshooter who is a gold medalist in their country, she's a VERY nice lade. Another marksman who was a bronze medalist. It was interesting to see the different tactics Israel uses compared to India. In India and Pakistan they count their ammo, and measure each shot, as in shoot sparingly and try to get their targets with one shot. Since I am trained the Israeli way, this means to just open fire and advance while firing, so that the target is pinned down and cannot move nor dare show itself. As you advance you keep firing until you are on top of the target and it is then destroyed. The result was interesting...NO "casualties" on the Israeli side of things, the other side suffered mega hits. It was fun and educational. Often other personnel were taken out, leaving sharpshooters exposed and not exactly in the best position for them. It was quite a contrast."

I know a chap who is an actual sniper and he and I had quite a laugh at the barmy rubbish Kal is saying. My sniper friend told me that Kal was arse about face where military tactics were concerned. What brought an even bigger laugh was that the photos I was sent showing Kal during these faff war games is this turns out to be nothing but a BIG GAME OF PAINTBALL!!!!! ahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!  My sniper friend says that no actual military person would ever train with paintball guns. He also said there would be no way for a true 'sharpshooter' to train with a paintball gun and that Kal is a gormless smeg. It was also pointed out that were this a true military exercise that none of the chaps involved would be wearing standard green uniforms and would instead be outfitted with desert appropriate wear and colors. My sniper friend got a rather good

"Kal Korff:

It is not practical, at least in my opinion, to do one shot, one kill in this situation. I prefer steady firepower, because it paralyzes the potential enemy. Then you advance while the target is trapped and trying to survive. By the time you are within point blank range it is too late for said target. I have seen many such engagements, especially with tracers used on the mix, the poor person on the other end does not stand a chance. It is always easy to revert to one shot, one hit, but it is more risky, since one is more exposed and it is hard to cover 180 degrees in front of you at times.

In my exercise, I was pinned down by three very different types of soldiers, so I had to take out all three. I went after the two and SAVED the sharp shooter for last. The sharpshooter should have been peppering me while I was laying mega rounds on them, but I kept suppressive firepower going across the 180 sweeping back and forth and just advanced like there was no tomorrow, using combination os Israeli tactics mixed in with some good ol American improvisation. :-)"

My sniper friend also told me that a true sniper would be so far away that Kal's tactics of charging in would have resulted with Kal being put paid to and that a true military exercise would involve the use of actual weapons and that training with a paintball would be detrimental to a soldier's training. Pants all the way here lads. Pants.

 A word from the wise that you would do better to spend a penny than believe a word Kal Korff utters. Everyone had sussed Kal a long long long long time ago. How does that wanker Kal live with himself?????????

Paintball!  ahahahahahahaahhhhaaahahahahahah!  How daft!!!  ahahahaaa Please Kal do go running into combat with a paintball gun and you would b doing the world a favor you self serving diddling wonky swine.

Kal Korff defending the world against terrorists one paint ball at a time.  Utterly ace you daft wanker!!!! ahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! paintball warriors indeed!! ahahahhhhhahaaaaaaahhhaa


Anonymous said...

Hey Kalvin,

I KNOW you we're a huge fan of the rock group, KISS.

Why don't you paint your face like Peter Criss and run about the field with your paint ball gun.

It'll have more effect that what you're PRETENDING to do.

Paint ball.... Fuck me.

Michael Horn laughs at you.


Anonymous said...

More from the "nano" thread....

Lin Roswell:

You deserve a medal for all the good you do to combat terrorism..... I'm one of the conspiracy nuts. There are more questions than answers. I believe a ufo did crash in Roswell, and there was a cover-up.

Kal Korff:

Lin, I am the author of the bestselling Roswell UFO expose of all time. I am also, along with Friedman and Moore and Sparks, one of the four original Roswell investigators. I was the first to publish the expose of Corso which one of my best friends Brad Sparks wrote, and I also was the first to publish Maj Jesse Marcel's military file which PROVES he was a LIAR — and yes, about Roswell. Since Marcel lied, the very nature of this dynamic ELIMINATES Roswell as being "ET."

FACT: Marcel said he was a pilot. He said he flew the wreckage to Texas. Marcel was NEVER a pilot. He said he had five air medals. He had two. He said he crashed off the coast neat Australia and was the only survivor. He was NEVER in any "plane" crash and no one was killed. He said he had a Bachelor's Degree in Physics from George Washington University. I was the ONLY UFO researcher to bother checking this.

Marcel NEVER went to GWU.

Marcel said he retired from the AF because they had kept him so busy especially after he wrote the very report that Harry Truman read on TV re the Soviets exploding their first A Bomb.

Truman NEVER READ ANY SUCH REPORT on TV. Marcel was also NOT the author. The fact is, Project Mogul was as classified as the ABomb project during WW II. It was one of our top secrets.

Marcel did NOT have a "need to know" and the term "flying disc" did NOT mean "ET" back then, but likely Russian.

Lin, we are friends, I VALUE this. I hope you will read my book exposing Roswell. It took me 16 years to nail it, but it HAS been nailed. The book is only a few bucks, paperback edition, by Dell. Amazon and everyone has it.

If you can disprove it, I will admit I was wrong, no problem. I'll also refund your money. Please let me know what you think of my book, I will revise it later, but fighting against Islamofascism is more important to me.

This will remain so, until Little Grey Men start committing suicide bombings.

Which of course will never happen.

Thanks for your kind words and support, again I do value your friendship, and NO I do NOT consider you to be a "nut." You said from Day One you are very knowledgeable about Roswell — that is only admirable.

Anonymous said...

the TRUTH REVEALED about Kal's so called Inidia female gold medalist:

Kal K. Korff = liar

Anonymous said...

Nice to see Kolon Unit Kommander Kal K. Korff providing us with more laughs from his little fucked up fantasy life. Paintball? Really? LMFAO!

What a delusional fruitcake Kal is!

The Unknown Korffer said...

Nice fail, Kalvin. Put a bucket of excrement in front of Kal Korff and he will step right in it every time. My friend and I were marveling last night at how infallible Kalvin's ability to make the worst possible choices.

Like setting a fat guy lose in McDonald's: He's not going to have the McSalad and a spring water, he's going to get a couple big macs, extra large fries, large coke and a hot apple pie. Kalvin does the same thing when he encounters the ability to lie to people via the internet: He's a colonel, commanding war games in Afghanistan as a training op for international soldiers, ate Thanksgiving dinner with the troops and now has Nanobots with him too. It's never enough! just gorge yourself, Kal. Maybe a medal for your brilliant leadership, I'm sure you could find one somewhere on e-Bay or at the Army/Navy store you bought your SAPSTOE costume at.

Speaking of which, good call on Kalvin getting the camo patterns wrong again. Or rather it shows how stupid not only Kal Korff is but that he also thinks his targets are stupid enough to not question the camo patterns at use, which are for forests. Afghanistan and Pakistan are known for their sand and arid conditions, prompting desert camo patterns ... OOPS!

And of course the paint ball goggles, which I guess are supposed to be gas masks, maybe? The great colonel! Thanksgiving dinner with American troops (only America celebrates Thanksgiving), defeating sexy exotic female sniper Olympic medalists (sounds like another former supermodel pitch) and now deploying nanobot components. The guy must be creaming his jeans in an orgy of self love at how wonderful he is to his Face Book buddies via this fantasy.

Too bad in real life he's still just an unemployed loser UFO debunker with no education, no friends, and no invitation home for the holidays from his family. Please post more of these pictures so we can make more fun of Kal Korff for lying!

Brit_in_Prague said...

Y'know, I'd say this is the final meltdown, but I've said that before (e.g. After the Stoner on the Mount video).

It will never end until he dies.

If you were just another poor bloke, I'd feel sorry for you, "Colonel". But the fact is that you are evil. And if you suddenly stopped being as mad as a hatter you'd still be evil.

You are worthless scum. I loathe you.

Anonymous said...

re the above Facebook comment from a Lin Roswell and Kal's response -
Kal, you've been had!
Doesn't someone with the surname of Roswell cause the slightest suspicion? Especially regarding the subject of Roswell. Doesn't take much to turn on your bragging machine does it?
Would you care to guess who the REAL 'Lin Roswell' is??

skw0thucomo,toljkqewstic said...

LOL paintball ... this has to be a joke. He cannot be serious about expecting anyone to believe this. Commanding war games training ops in Afghanistan with sexy exotic sniper babes then thanksgiving dinner with US soldiers -- that's like me scotch taping up a couple drawings on the walls here and saying it's a showing of recent work at the Museum of Modern Art.

No difference, other than I'd never be stupid enough to even think of something like that, and actually have a career that could be disrupted by such a stunt lest it come back to haunt my professional reputation. MR. Korff has none. If you have nothing to lose you can pull out all the stops, so MR. Korff's paintball afternoon becomes war games training ops in Afghanistan, off-camera Thanksgiving dinner with the troops, and maybe some quality time back in his bivouac with the sexy Indian hottie markswoman where he shows her his nanobot component.

Which reminds me, wasn't MR. Korff supposed to be on a book tour of the US this month?

Anonymous said...

Anyone notice that the photos are taken on a low grade cellphone cam so the details are obscured? This is so very clearly not Afghanistan that only the gullible fools taking Kal at his word on Facebook would believe this preposterous bullshit.

This whole thing took place in a large paintball facility. anyone else notice the guy with the red shirt on and shorts? This is the guy running the paintball facility and this whole laughable story is as big a joke as Kal ever has been.

Get some professional counseling, Kal. Get some professional medical help for your condition. Get on some medication, Kal, you clearly need something to straighten out your deranged and pathetic life. Get some help you loony fuckwit.

Anonymous said...

Does this Korff moron actually think he can piss on someone's face and tell them it is raining? Kal you are a fat stupid fuck. No one believes your horseshit and if you are so desperate for attention that the people posting comments here are somehow getting you off, you are one sick pile of monkey smeg you delusional fucktard.

A medal? That fucking lunatic Korff deserves a straight jacket, a fat regiment of thorazine and a padded cell to drool in. Lock this crazy maggot up!

Anonymous said...

Someone with good photoshop skills needs to clear up some of the pics and grab the names off of those guns and vests.

the vests look like they say "Cranberry"


The Unknown Korffer said...

Some quick Korffing, for starters, here's a paint ball protection helmet with sun visor similar to those shown in Little Kalvin's outing pix:

or the complete link:

which isn't to say that's the brand, but so much for military issue equipment.

As for his SAPSTOE special Swedish K, this looks like a likely match:

or the complete link:

Which again may not be the actual model, just eliminating any room to claim its an experimental nanobot gun. Single fire only too, what WAS he referring to with this Israeli tactics bullshit?

Let's just spell it out for Kalvin Korff here in plain non Vulcan English that even his apparently severely challenged brain can understand:

It appears as though Kal K. Korff has posted pictures of himself playing paintball at unspecified locations and tried to pass it off to women on Face Book as a "war games training op" he was commanding in Afghanistan with international forces. Kal K. Korff then stated he ate Thanksgiving day dinner "with the troops", which implies a certain meaning to anyone with a brain since only Americans celebrate Thanksgiving on that day.

Whether or not Kal K. Korff intended to create the impression that he tried to pass off a paintball game as a live fire "war games training op" in Afghanistan, that is the result of his actions.

Anonymous said...

THAT is the exact gun. Notice the stainless steel hose on the trigger.

My God Kal has gone off the deep end. Someone needs to call him out on his FB page.


Anonymous said...


Ok the vest Kal is wearing says CRANBARRY

I Googled CRANBARRY....they supply Field Hockey equipment...I looked int heir catalogue...lo and behold they sell a chest protector:

scroll down to page 3 of 4....TERE is the vest Kal is wearing....a Field Hockey chest protector, which are also used as paintball chest protectors.....


now...I may not be an expert, but something tells me our Special Forces dont run around wearing field hockey vests.


Kal is busted, big time. Someone PLEASE point out this vest FACT on his facebook...provide the link...his head will explode.


Anonymous said...

Damn I am good at this.

I THINK I found where Kal had his paintball party:



The Unknown Korffer said...

LOL, yeah that looks about right. I did a quick Google search of paintball Czech Republic and was rewarded with several sites, some with league event schedules. Give it a try, all loaded with pictures for comparison of equipment + location. It's a big hit over there and looks like fun, I've always wanted to try a round or two. I remember some of the guys in my dorm going off to do it every Saturday morning at six and coming back completely drunk by noon. I suggested they figure out a way to make paint poison gas to take out whole teams without even leaving the keg.

But to pass that off as a war games exercise in Afghanistan you're in command of, followed by "dinner with the troops" on Thanksgiving day has to be a new low in military wannabe history. All for attention/sympathy/contact with women on Face Book.

How fucking common, though I do have to give Kalvin propz for livining up what otherwise would have been a sleepy holiday weekend on the couch.

Anonymous said...

And it gets better and better....

Kal Korff:

Hi, I have some AMAZING news! As a REWARD for fighting against Islamofascists, UFO/JFK/911/Illuminati CONspiracy nuts, haters and other extremists, I have accepted the job as CEO of a new global peace org, which is a joint venture between India, USA and Israel! Details to follow soon. Now we are starting our war games exercise here at the Pakistani-Afghan border, using the Nanotechnology I brought. :-) Praise YHWH.

Anonymous said...

How it most feel to have real Korff's and fake Korff's and kritics...

Charles Mclean:

Are you the real Kal Korff or the pretend Kal Korff? i am friends with both aparently. Are you going to sue the other guy or him you for impersonation??

Kal Korff:

Hi Charles, Yes, I am the REAL Kal Korff.

I'm not after them, someone else is, and when they strike, it will be "for keeps." :-)

You might want to block and report the other Kal Korff, just a suggestion.

I'd be happy to answer any questions or correct any nonsense re the phony Kal Korff, no problem.

Welcome, Charles, hope you are doing well.

Anonymous said...

I just did a quick look on Fotosearch for paintball guns. Soon found a picture showing the exact model and even the exact same pose as shown in the first pic here of Kal holding same. Uncanny! It's a paintball gun for sure.
So after the game was over, Kal went and had Thanksgiving 'dinner' with the 'troops', being the other players, and who were under his 'command', at McDonald's somewhere in Prague. That's a long way from Pakistan.


Jimmy D said...

I would love to see some more of these pics. Pls email to:

By the way, "Colonel" - I KNOW you're still in Prague. Or at least you were 8 days ago. You were spotted on Karlove nam.

Anonymous said...

I've played paintball back home and also here in the CZ for quite a few years - it's a super fun way of spending a Saturday afternoon.

The thing is, it's quite a physically demanding activity, with an average game time of approx. 5 hours. This lead me to wonder how a certain flabby, pasty-faced fake colonel could actually participate..? The answer - he's one of those types who can't be assed running or moving so he just stays behind in one place at the back as the 'sniper'.
I mena, jerking off to porn ALL DAY EVERY DAY doesn't do that much for your fitness, eh Kal?

Also, who the hell would want to invite korfff paintballing in the first place? ..Good for target practice I guess..


Anonymous said...

>>> I THINK I found where Kal had his paintball party: <<<

Oh yes! Check the boxes which are staked up and the buildings with the trees and short walls around it's corner.

That's it!

The "focus" is trained on Korff now and he will not be happy.

The wave is cresting....

I wouldn't want to be Korff.

Anonymous said...

More nano dust (up your ass)information....

>>> and the results (very publicly) will be revealed next week. <<<

Yeah, right. Lies. all lies.

Kal Korff:

Hi everyone: GREAT NEWS! The nanotechnology deployed on the Pakistani and Afghan border HAS PASSED ALL TESTS. :-) Starting next week, you can COUNT on "justice" being served. :-) No human being can fight what they can't see. DESPITE the FRAUD and STUPIDITY of the Obama misadministration, this stuff is being deployed regardless, and the results (very publicly) will be revealed next week. Praise YHWH!

The Unknown Korffer said...

Is it even worth pointing out that bragging about operational details on Face Book with 600+ people just might be considered a security lapse?

Then again since it's all just the silly infantile fantasy of an unemployed middle aged man with no prospects or future, WHO CARES?

Jimmy D said...

Well, not only did I - in response to my plea five posts up - receive the full suite of paintballing photos. I also received an email from the Colonel himself ... direct from the North-West frontier!

"How does it feel, asshole, knowing you are about to be xposed and be prosecuted?


Colonel Kal Korff"

Can anyone tell me if I can determine from an email sent to a Gmail account where the sender is situated? Not Afghanistan/Pakistan, I'll be bound.

You madman, Korff.

Anonymous said...

Look under show headers on the gmail message

The Unkonwn Korffer said...

Gmail help including extracting headers for router path info:

Little Stupid Kalvin with his 11th grade education should be reminded that most armed forces groups prohibit their soldiers from posting to Face Book to avoid security leaks that could lead to compromised operations and subsequent loss of life. He basically just proved he fails to understand that no commander in his right mind would risk the lives of those under his command by bragging about operations on Face Book just to try and impress women. Let alone going after someone personally to issue an idle, empty threat.

Those two actions alone would instantly disqualify Little Kalvin from any kind of command responsibilities. He cannot be trusted with the security of his own "command" and is solely in search of unearned personal glory.

Anonymous said...

>>> "How does it feel, asshole, knowing you are about to be xposed and be prosecuted? <<<

And how long does one, or to be more precise, everyone, have to wait until ANYTHING happens in the legal, proper media or any other outlet?

Korff, Royce Meyers III wasn’t and hasn’t been really bothered by you in any MEANINGFUL manner.

Michael Horn never received ANYTHING meaningful or LEGAL from you (or your legal advisors, Martina, or whomever) in any way.

Clearly we have a long history of threats and promises, all to be found in the FAILURE bin.

The wave is coming Korff. The global stage is being set for the humiliating take down of the greatest fantasist known to the internet.

Not really, we’re just going to take you down, just another lozer.

Anonymous said...

Jerry Bertrand Pippin:

Kal you put on my wall a week or two back that Madline Brown was a fraud and that you proved it on the Larry King Show. I haven't been able to find that on your web site, one of my producers looked as well and came up zip. I am interested in what you have as proof.

Anonymous said...

From the other Kal Korff on Face Book... They updated the profile photo to one of Korff paintballing.... Classic.

Kal Korff:

I was at a paintball outing with my friends... I am NOT in India/Pakistan/Afghanistan.... the other Kal Korff is a lunatic.

Kal Korff:

I am NOT in India or Pakistan like the fake Kal Korff claims.

Jimmy D said...

Here are the headers from the email Kalvin sent me today. Is it possible to determine from these the location of his computer?
Received: by with SMTP id u13cs184267wfd;
Sun, 28 Nov 2010 09:13:48 -0800 (PST)
Received: by with SMTP id e2mr8956541ybm.105.1290964427095;
Sun, 28 Nov 2010 09:13:47 -0800 (PST)
Received: from ([])
by with ESMTPS id u4si11345115ybh.32.2010.
(version=TLSv1/SSLv3 cipher=RC4-MD5);
Sun, 28 Nov 2010 09:13:46 -0800 (PST)
Received-SPF: neutral ( is neither permitted nor denied by best guess record for domain of client-ip=;
Authentication-Results:; spf=neutral ( is neither permitted nor denied by best guess record for domain of
Received: from [] (helo=[])
by with esmtps (TLSv1:AES128-SHA:128)
(Exim 4.69)
(envelope-from )
id 1PMkon-0001hK-Fi
for; Sun, 28 Nov 2010 12:13:42 -0500
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
Mime-Version: 1.0 (Apple Message framework v1082)
Subject: Re: Footsteps
From: Kal Korff
Date: Sun, 28 Nov 2010 22:43:34 +0530
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
Message-Id: <>
To: Jimmy D
X-Mailer: Apple Mail (2.1082)
X-1st-Amendment-MailScanner-Information: Please contact the ISP for more information
X-1st-Amendment-MailScanner-ID: 1PMkon-0001hK-Fi
X-1st-Amendment-MailScanner: Not scanned: please contact your Internet E-Mail Service Provider for details
X-Spam-Status: No
X-AntiAbuse: This header was added to track abuse, please include it with any abuse report
X-AntiAbuse: Primary Hostname -
X-AntiAbuse: Original Domain -
X-AntiAbuse: Originator/Caller UID/GID - [47 12] / [47 12]
X-AntiAbuse: Sender Address Domain -

How does it feel, asshole, knowing you are about to be xposed and be =


Colonel Kal Korff

On May 26, 2010, at 1:04 PM, Jimmy D wrote:

> Hey "Colonel",
> Where the hell are ya? Chasing Taliban around Afghanistan with your =
> You fucking nutjob.
> JD

Jimmy D said...

The headers on the email that Kalvin sent me are too big to post here.

Anyone want to go into my account and check them out? I'll give you the password to my account.

(Don't worry anyone who's emailed me - I automatically delete and double delete anything that is sent to me.)

Jimmy D said...

Whoah - that was weird. I got "URL too big to post", but then the blog software went ahead and posted anyway.

OK - can anyone decipher those headers?

The Unknown Korffer said...

server location: Tampa in United States
ISP: NOC4Hosts

That's just the physical location of the router which handled the message. But THIS is interesting:

IP Country: United States
5 Hosts on this IP
Number Domain / Host Functions

1. [Whois]

2. [Whois]

3. [Whois]

4. [Whois]

5. [Whois]

wtf??? is that appropriate company for an Israeli founded Super Duper Services agent to be associated with?

The Unknown Korffer said...


Check this one out:

Here's a quick quote:

"A U.S. Internet company pulled the plug on the websites of a Canadian extremist today after receiving a complaint from Canada’s Attorney-General.

One of the websites taken down by Arizona-based web host Go Daddy had been used by Salman Hossain of Mississauga to call for a genocide of the Jewish community."

Ehh, wasn't GoDaddy the former host of wtf is going on here ...

The Unknown Korffer said...

Followup post disappeared, which stressed that the above information does NOT suggest that Kal K. Korff has anything to do with the extremist hate websites noted in the whois search. It only demonstrates that his "web hosters" parent domain is on the same server as the filthyjewishterrorists crap as well as

It's likely just an ironic coincidence that Kalvin has TWICE sought free hosting solutions from domain providers who have hosted anti-Semitic websites, and that one of them even followed him from GoDaddy to after likewise being kicked off GoDaddy due to abuse complaints.'s focus is hosting websites that others will not permit due to their content. That's their job, and if you don't like it the best thing is to not associate or do business with them.

But what it does suggest is that Kalvin did ZERO research into to see what other websites they host; I obtained that info in less than five minutes on Google. Or, it suggests he didn't care that his own content would be hosted right alongside the exact kind of extremist hate that he purports to have dedicated his life to eradicate. So much for that CEO level executive judgment!

One also cannot help but wonder what Kalvin's heroes the Israelis would think about whom he indirectly partnered himself with via this free web hosting company. Which by the way only offers free web hosting to those who cannot exercise their freedom of speech in their home country, and only then in a minimal capacity. Kalvin was apparently so impoverished & desperate for a web presence that he did not care one bit about who else might be hosted on the same server.

Now back to my couch!

Anonymous said...

And possibly, the free space and bandwidth they offer is at such a low level that poor Kalvin, not knowing really anything about web development (hence the template web site), used up his allotment by linking to all those streaming news services, which no one uses because his site takes so fucking long to load up.

This may be why his template web site has not been updated in months?

Of course, now that I’ve made Korff aware of this situation, I predict, and I am a physic, that he will make “adjustments” to his template site in the effort to free up some space and bandwidth... To service his tens of visitors.

Michael Horn laughs at you, asshole.

Your publisher laughs at you, asshole.

Your Face Book “friends” laugh at you, asshole.

See Kalvin, asshole is the word of the day.

Thanks for that, asshole.

The Unknown Korffer said...

Asshole is a great multi-use word!

I would also hope that Kalvin K. Korff will take some time away from his paint ball and Face Book fun to move his hallowed websites off of the server that also supports anti-Semitic & pro-Nazi web content. And distance himself from a provider who would even consider hosting such content, lest anyone think he be some sort of a hypocrite for using the anti-Semite charge against those who dare criticize him.

Anonymous said...

The wave is cresting.... asshole.

Anonymous said...

Look out for the wave Korff...

Kal Korff:

This is because I never posted anything about Brown on my web site, her story is NOT relevant to HOW JFK was killed, which was long ago solved.

If you VIEW the video on HOW JFK was murdered, it makes whatever Brown says IRRELEVANT.

What about this is NOT clear?

If I say that I first visited America in 1492, and I was BORN in 1962, IT DOES NOT MATTER what I say, it is NOT possible!

PLEASE VIEW THE FORENSICS, because unlike what Brown claims, forensics is automatically evidence.

Jerry Bertrand Pippin:

Save me some time. Just tell me who you think did it, how it was solved. What the hell is the big damn secret here. I asked you a simple question and you spend your time promoting a viceo, your video like you were promoting your Larry King appearnce. My show is not about what you say or I say, it is about facts. You are the one who came over to my wall and said you had evidence Brown didn't do it, that it was discounted long ago. Well I never said she did or didn't thre are several who feel she did hear LBJ say something about "after tomorrow the Kennedy's would not embaress him again." Thats her story, not mine, I don't know what to believe. Thanks for the half assed answer.

Angelia Joiner:

Gee Kal, not really the friendly sort are you? If the Brown story was solved long ago apparently you are one of the few that thinks so. The LKL transcript can't be found. Too old I suppose.

>>> forensics is automatically evidence. <<<

You mean like the forensics you used to help lose your brothers case. Ha, ha, ha!

Anonymous said...

More nano up your ass talk...

John Wes Lyda:

You've lost me, big guy...... I'm not sure what you're talking about, and, what's nanotechnology? Never heard of it.........

Kal Korff:

Nanotechnology is creating objects which are one nanometer in size or smaller, which is one MILLIONTH of an inch. It is basically building things one atom at a time. It is a capability well beyond al-Qaeda and the Taliban, or any Islamofascist.

John Wes Lyda:

hmmmmmm okay, that cleared that up then....... LOL

Rick Rittel:

If I get a vial of nano dust how will I know it if it is indeed nano. You could just send me an empty glass and tell me the stuff is so small you can't detect it. Oh well.

Kal Korff:

Rick, I am not sending you a vial of stuff, I love you but that would cost tens of thousands of Euros. :-) Instead I am sending a few pieces, you can take them to anywhere you wish and magnify them or view them under a microscope, anyone can verify this stuff.

Don't worry, unlike pieces of the Roswell "UFO spacecraft" or Billy Meier's "Pleiadian metals" this stuff will NOT "disappear" and since facts are verifiable by anyone wishing to do so you will be able to enjoy the fruits of Basic Science 101.

Rick Rittel:

You'll have to clue me into how this stuff works. Just got an offer to do a movie script about a cambodian beauty queen who has the power to actually break men's hearts with her kiss. Kind of a take off on the vampire flicks, only maybe more sinister. Thanks for the love.

Rob McConnell laughs at you and your nano dust.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff:

Hi: I'll be posting video which contains some comments from one of the Gold medal winning sharpshooters I went up against in our recent "war games" exercises. Her comments are unscripted and unrehearsed, she says some words about the tactics which were used, how useful they were, etc. I'll try to get it uploaded by tomorrow before I leave to travel to Beijing, China, where more adventures are in store.

Notice that he calls his paintball games "war games exercises", in an effort to distance himself from calling them ACTUAL "war games".

Anonymous said...

Hello All,

Hope you fellow Korffers are having a great holiday season. I just wanted to let you and Korff know that I’m in contact with a real, professional military type person; a researcher and reporter on all things military, the war, techniques and technology, etc. I informed him about Korff and he had this to say:

“I love this blow hard! He is really deep into a fantasy. Bizarre. I'll make some calls and update you.”

This is good news. This guy is pretty well known in the same circles that Korff “should” be known as well, if it all wasn’t and isn’t bullshit. As you can tell, at least initially, he knows nothing of Korff.

This should be great fun.

Hey Korff, look up, see that wave, asshole?


Anonymous said...

Look, more free "computers" from Kalvin! Free dinners, free legal council. What an amazing helper of humanity.

BTW Kalvin, I know WHICH Global Peace Foundation you're referring to. You might want to tone it down little man.

Kal Korff:

Waaaaay MegaCool! The new Global Peace Foundation I am the new CEO of which will cooperate with the Dayton Center for World Peace in Ohio, (which is a true honor) and we will be iPad centric and GIVE iPads away to students who will learn English and help promote world peace. Praise YHWH!

Time to call the Dayton Center for World Peace...

saljkxhfsfariomtototic said...

MR. Korff should just get it over with and nominate himself for a Nobel Prize, or better yet announce that he has already been informed that he won it for 2011 but they have to keep it under wraps out of fairness for the other nominees. By the time the real 2011 Nobel Prizes have been announced everyone will have forgotten about it, so why not? GO FOR IT KAL!

Or heck, why not announce a planned deployment to THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION! Including training in Russia! With sexy cosmonauts who have no qualms about co-ed showers, casual intimacy and bunk sharing! AND THEY'VE ALL READ HIS BOOKS! Nobody will know or care, which is why 99.9% of MR. Korff's Flakebook buddies just ignore everything he posts. DO IT, KAL!

Anonymous said...

Doing a little research on the, Dayton Center for World Peace in Ohio.

This is what I've found out so far:

A call to the City of Dayton, Ohio, and their Chamber of Commerce. They've never heard of the Center.

A call to the Ohio Attorney General. They’ve never heard of the Center and they have no records of a Center under that name.

Next I’ll contact the Ohio Council of Churches, because I assume that an organization like this would more than likely be associated with a church or religious foundation.

BTW, the city of Dayton, Ohio is famous for being the home of the signing of the Dayton Peace Accords, which brought an end to the war in Bosnia.

Other than that, I’m coming up with a big zero, just like Kalvin himself.


Anonymous said...

Face Book:

World Blog - Christian woman faces death for insulting Islam

By NBC's Carol Grisanti and Fakhar ur Rehman ITTAN WALLI, Pakistan – In early November, in the dusty city of Sheikhupura in Pakistan’s heartland, Asia Bibi, an illiterate Christian woman and mother of five, was sentenced to death by hanging under the country

Mark Center: This is crazy!

Kal Korff:

Hi Charles. Thanks for this, I was informed of this when I arrived in India, since the location where I was going to be operating out of is near to the Pakistan border. This case IS being worked on, Benazir Bhutto's husband is even involved, and he knows what it is like to lose a loved one to Islamofascists. I will try to find a status update, let you know, but to everyone: this "law" is NOT new. It is often used a bullshi* excuse to get revenge on someone. There are hundreds of MEN who sit in prison for the same "offense" and no one gives a rip about them. Not only should any decent person care about this case, but also ALL of the cases, which is a larger issue.

It's heartbreaking, but then extremism, intolerance and hatred ALWAYS are, whether it's suicide bombers, or UFO CONspiracy NUTS and extremists who also want to harm you because you don't believe that Uncle Sam has Little Grey Leprechauns stuffed away in pickle jars somewhere.

Anonymous said...

Korff, responding to this blog, his only kritics... Why, nobody else cares....

More calls to Ohio this morning....

Face Book:

Kal Korff:

The name of the new global peace org I'm the new CEO of, too bad for my "Kritics" who are haters/xtremeists; is Its name is ancient sanskrit. It means "beloved friend." We GIVE AWAY FREE iPads or "PeacePads," working with fellow peace groups worldwide. While Peace IS the way, one cannot "negotiate" with... a Hitler type, instead one must destroy him. Society must GUARANTEE a Hitler can never rise again.

This is not EXACTLY true, is it Kalvin?

Peace Pads... Like the Net Pad....

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, ha,! It's a Joomla template site and guess what? There's NOTHING posted yet!?! Ha, ha, ha!

The register notes these facts about the the URL:

It's an unlisted URL.

Country or City: Moergestel; Is a village in the Dutch province of North Brabant.



More later.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff:

Leaving for Shanghai, instead of heading to Beijing. Less "Communist" this way. I'll be in "China" for a couple of weeks, then go BACK to Prague, then head off to Israel. Oi veh.

Must be nice to be so RICH that you can just pay full price for your plane fare, on a whim. Must be part of the 25 million dollar contract.....

Anonymous said...

Face Book Exchange:

Nick Pope:

I’ve just been defriended by a 9/11 ‘truther’, who signed off with this eloquent riposte: “Last word goes to me – f*** off cabal shill”. We may disagree, but I have to say, it's always a pleasure to debate someone so skilled in the art of oratory :-)

Kal Korff:

Glad you don't let this bother you, Nick. Try exposing UFO cases people have emotional hang ups over, you get accused of being Satan practically. The UFO CONspiracy extremist hatred mindset is NO DIFFERENT than a suicide bomber who also wants to harm you just because you don't accept their doctrine either. The issue is extremism and hatred, and UFOOLogy is only and all about that, along with making CONclusions which are NOT derivable from the data.

Keep up the great work Nick, you're golden.

Hey Kalvin, when the last time you read about a UFO person blowing up a bomb, of any kind, and killing people? You haven't, because it isn't the same you fucking moron.

UFO and their fans matter little to the world Kalvin.

You target them because you'll be left alone while you bang away.


Because nobody cares.

Now go give away your Peace Pads... My God.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff:

Vietnam was WRONG, I think we would both agree on this, Jerry. There were real heroes who stood up against that war. Unfortunately, Kerry was NEVER any sort of hero. He jumped on the anti-Vietnam bandwagon to make a "name" for himself, having never REALLY been a "victim" of that war.

I remember being your student and learning about Vietnam while at JFK in school. I felt it was wrong then.

Moreover, a relative of mine was a whistle blower on the war, and worked with Seymour Hersh to blow open the illegal bombings we were doing. This patriot forced the pentagon to STOP their illegal bombings in the North. Today he is a VIP in a worldwide peace organization and travels the world improving lives and spreading peace.

I am honored to call him my friend and cousin. He also paid for and sponsored my recent trips here to also help further peace and spread inter-faith trust and cooperation and understanding.

I am now the new CEO of a new global peace group aligned with him. We WILL BE GIVING Apple iPads out to the world, to spread peace and teach computer literacy.

Call them Peace Pads, and as Steve Jobs and John Lennon would say, "Give Peace a Chance."

I am doing that, while my "kritics" try to make things up about me and "attack" me for trying to make a difference and do positive things.

This is not a reference to you, of course, but to those UFO CONspiracy nuts and other paranoid delusionists.

Lot of good information here Korffer's. He's dropped some names, places, dates... Anyone want to look into this, shit.

BTW, you see, Kalvin is responding to this blog, yet again.

The Unknown Korffer said...

Yawn ....

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The Unknown Korffer said...

So yeah, Netherlands. The Daytona thing is just a diversionary tactic to confuse anyone who bothers checking up. I would also hope that this grand company would be able to afford an actual web programmer to build their site rather than Joomla's free templates, which is more suitable for high school dropouts to make websites where they show off their beer can collections. If not, taking a job with them might be an unwise move, don't you think?

As for changing his flight from Bejing to Shanghai on the drop of a hat, forget it. Had a buddy who spent a summer in Chiner and getting in there at all is a trick. Kalvin is making this all up and going for broke. Someone should inform Face Book that they have a serious impostor on their hands who is working their users over with some sort of a flim-flam scam. The goal may simply be insinuating himself into the lives of others who wouldn't have anything to do with him, but that's still a con.

I'm still waiting for Kalvin Korff to explain why his web sewer is being hosted on the same server as and ... Kind of odd company for an outspokenly pro-Israeli to be keeping.

The Unknown Korffer said...

Couple of post attempts disappeared, will try to reconstruct them -- I looked into this thing (funny how every web entity Kalvin seems to do business with uses a .org suffix) and it's basically a method of ensuring that any attempts to do a WhoIs reference search on a domain owner comes up empty. A WhoIs search into their info returns this:

Domain ID:D133241907-LROR
Created On:19-Nov-2006 18:51:16 UTC
Last Updated On:26-Nov-2010 19:03:48 UTC
Expiration Date:19-Nov-2011 18:51:16 UTC
Sponsoring INC (R1396-LROR)
Registrant ID:WRN1455632
Registrant Name:XXXX XXXXX
Registrant Organization:.
Registrant Street1:14525 SW Millikan Way #9485
Registrant Street2:
Registrant Street3:
Registrant City:Beaverton
Registrant State/Province:OR
Registrant Postal Code:97005-2343
Registrant Country:US
Registrant Phone:+1.8002157855
Registrant Phone Ext.:
Registrant FAX:
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Admin ID:WRN1208540

I X'd out the registrant's name. Interesting to see an Oregon location though that's likely just another coincidence. All roads lead to Kalvin Korff.

The purpose of the service is to conceal user identity, which sounds great when "protecting from a stalker" but likely the real purpose is to help those who wish to anonymously construct a web presence. I.E. it's perfect for someone who does not like pesky background checks or searches to confirm claims of extraordinary bearing, which is the story of Kalvin's life. It is only natural that he would be drawn to their services to help construct a new con to pull over on his Face Book followers.

Anonymous said...

Well done Unknown.

I've sent a long research report to the admin. I asked him to start a new thread using that information.

A few of my posts got dropped as well. Seems the blog has that bug again.


Brad Hudson said...

The Israeli way. Sounds like a damn fine way to use up all your ammo and then your "paralyzed" enemy.can come put your ass to the test.

Kal's military training is worse than just watching say, the military channel for an afternoon.

I'd like to see what Don has to say about this as he was in 'nam, not running around the woods with a paintball gun. Heck, he could learn to play WH40K and be more tactically sound than he is at present.

Brad Hudson.
Dallas, TX

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