Monday, April 25, 2011

Coward Kal K. Korff CAUGHT LYING again

So where it is Kal?? Where is the lawsuit against Don Ecker? Where are the legal papers you promised Don Ecker would be served? Where is all the media attention you said Don Ecker would be getting over you suing him? Where is it Kal? It is up your arse Kal along with all of the rest of your bollocks. LIAR. FRAUD. IMPERSONATOR. That would be you Kal. You don;t even have the nuts to post about it on facebook anymore. Why is that I wonder?? hahahahahhaaahhaa Is it because it isn;t true and you were told by facebook if you kept ranting with your delusions they would take away your only outlet to the world? Kal K. Korff EXPOSED again and again and again! ahahahahahahahah A you're a joke Kal! Piss off.


Anonymous said...

Piss off lozer.


Anonymous said...

While kal is playing with his itsy-bitsy little pecker, Don Ecker is interviewing Congressmen. What do you say kal, remarks, comments? You lard ass lozer.

Anonymous said...

Korff's posted resume:

Kal is an internationally known, critically acclaimed Analyst ~ Lie

Broadcaster, ~ Lie

Columnist, ~ Lie

Computer Systems Architect, ~ Lie

Editor, ~ Lie

Graphic Artist, ~ Lie

Humanitarian Worker, ~ Lie

Intelligence Analyst, ~ Lie

Investigative Journalist, ~ Lie

IT Specialist, ~ Lie

Lecturer, ~ Lie

Media Personality, ~ Lie

Photo Editor, ~ Lie

Senior Systems Analyst, ~ Lie

Apple, Windows and Linux Software Developer, ~ Lie

Teacher, ~ Lie

WEB Architect, ~ Lie

Content Management System Designer. ~ Lie

The President and CEO of,

Kal is also a Counterterrorism Analyst, ~ Lie

Advisor and Specialist, ~ Lie

a Kidon Unit Commander who fights against anti-Semitism and Islamofascist extremism. ~ Lie

Kal holds the rank of Colonel in an Israeli-founded civilian
entity. ~ Lie

Anonymous said...

Classic 2006 Korff broken promises...


Anonymous said...

Klassic Korff Lie

3.5 years ago

UFO WatchCat Gives Don Ecker 48 Hour Ultimatum to Admit Falsehoods or Face MORE Media Exposure

The News - Latest News
Written by Public Relations
Friday, 12 October 2007

UFO, a web site run by Czech supermodel, author, broadcaster and media personality Miss Martina Tycova, has sent an email to Mr. Don Ecker giving him 48 hours to either retract his false claims he made against Colonel Kal Korff, or Ecker will be exposed in an upcoming TV show and in a magazine which hits the market early next week.

At issue is Ecker's FALSE CLAIM that Kal Korff never worked at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory.

"Don Ecker has made a claim against Kal Korff which is not true. Don Ecker has NO EVIDENCE that Kal Korff never worked for LLNL. Instead, there is only evidence that Korff did. I have sent Ecker a 48 hour ultimatum, I will publish his response, or lack of." said Ms. Tycoova in a statement released to the largest media center in Central Europe.

"If Don Ecker had bothered to check his facts, he would have discovered the same evidence we did, and that anyone else can."

Anonymous said...

11 years ago this month.

Kal Korff Appointed
CIO and CTO of
The Prague Post


Rumors of Kal Korff
Live Concert
CD-ROM Confirmed

Korff sent out his attempt at computer music. Falls flat.


Kal Korff to Author
Three More Books


Anonymous said...

Back in 2007 what sites did Kalvin Korff recommend?

• UFO Watchdog
• X-Zone Radio Show

And this little tisd bit as well:



The “X” Zone Radio Show with Rob McConnell Given EXCLUSIVE IMAGES from the

Upcoming TV Series Secret Wars which Documents Fighting Terrorism and Consumer Fraud.

Kal Korff will discuss the new series and these images EXCLUSIVELY on

The “X” Zone Radio Show with Rob McConnell on Jan 12, 2007.

Anonymous said...

Where did the Art Levine connection start? Right here. Korff told Ecker that Art would be helping him sue Don. Right....

Anonymous said...

2007 UFOwatchdog Audit.

Never happened.

All lies.

Anonymous said...

This page is LOADED with lies, falsehoods and just plain old horse shit!

Anonymous said...

Another page from 2007 loaded with horse shit and lies:

Anonymous said...

Dave see another video in his future...

The Kalvin Korff Lie Time Line.

Anonymous said...

Korff taking credit for the Obama Birth Certificate release.....

Kal Korff: BREAKING NEWS! Here is President Obama's LONG FORM Birth Certificate. I NEVER "believed" the nonsense bullshi* from "birthers" over this. So here it is folks, for those who refused to believe it was TRUE, you ignored TWO newspaper accounts documenting his birth, you might as well join UFO CONspiracy nuts and 911 nutters. Now you can't ignore these facts, please get a clue.

Kal Korff: Update on Obama's Birth Certificate issue: the silence so far is most revealing. Now that I have published his long form Birth Certificate, let's see the CONspiracy nuts remain in denial. They're as bad as JFK assassination/Roswell "UFO Crash" nuts, they refuse to face truth. If they have valid complaints against Obama, and there are plenty, they must stick to FACTS and STOP claims which undermine their credibility

Anonymous said...

How much is Don Ecker paying this blog to promote his internet audio file?

Anonymous said...

How much is Kal Korff paying you to post nonsense?

Anonymous said...

God bless Don Ecker for broadcasting the truth about Kalvin Korff.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff: I'm going to continue paring down some of my FB "friends" over the next few weeks, it's actually been a pleasure booting some of more paranoid and delusional types who claim I am "CIA" - I never have been, and never will be.

Anonymous said...

More lies.

Interesting, Korff is on record saying that while he "turned" down an employment offer from the CIA after graduating from High Achool, he "worked" with them, in some capacity...? That would put you in the CIA.... Kind of like a Kidon Unit Commander not being part of Mussad....

squyghsfkghwfriucrtihvvy said...

lol "graphic artist", haha

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff: I'm going to continue paring down some of my FB "friends" over the next few weeks, it's actually been a pleasure

If that's the case then those people were not Kalvin's friends & never were. He just admitted that his use of Flake Book is SPURIOUS, deceptive, manipulative and entirely bogus. Nobody "announces" they are removing friends, you just do it or you are a total festering asshole getting off on having a delusional sense power over others.

Brit_in_Prague said...

I am wondering if the Great Man has issued his sage views on our royal wedding?

Pray speak, o sage.

Anonymous said...

You are lying vermin, Korff.

Anonymous said...

Nothing royal; just Obama and Apple.

Anonymous said...

The CIA wouldn't hire Korff to scrub toilets.

Don Ecker's Ninja Bodyguard said...

"The CIA wouldn't hire Korff to scrub toilets."

Funny, but literally true no doubt.

But then they probably wouldn't hire me, either.

Anonymous said...

Pompous fool...

Kal Korff: For the last time, PLEASE, Roman Emperor Nero did NOT "fiddle" while Rome was burning. The fiddle was not invented until 1,000 YEARS LATER! DUH! The claim is historically wrong and it is a figure of speech.


Kal Korff: The one and only Luciano Pavarotti stuns the audience with his signature piece, Nessun Dorma. No human could sing this song like Pavarotti did, here is him doing it again, while in his SIXTIES! Try singing along with it, breathing like Pavarotti did, you won't be able to. :-)


Anonymous said...

Hey Korff, got anything to "steal" from this real world nano tech story?

BTW the way, my word verification for this post was: filth.


Anonymous said...

Posting Apple crap like a Mad Man. The world couldn't operate without Apple products, it seems. How can I do so much on my PC's with an Apple in the house?

Anyway, here's what Kalvin had to say about the Royal Wedding,

Kal Korff: The Brits take this SERIOUSLY? Unlike most royal brides, Catherine does NOT come from a royal or aristocratic background, therefore has NO title of her own. On 29 April 2011 Prince William was made Duke of Cambridge, Earl of Strathearn and Baron Carrickfergus; Catherine's title is now Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis, Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn, Baroness Carrickfergus da Joke!

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Catherine?

Anonymous said...

As Brit predicted, it didn't take long for Kal to jump on the British Royal wedding event. And not surprisingly, with a negative comment about the new Princess.
Wasn't he the one who was going to marry some Indian 'Princess'?

Anonymous said...

Apple, Apple, Apple. Read these lies Korffers....

Then again, while his lies bug me a little, we did get thye little creep to stop with the law suits, the threats, the nanobopt, the India, etc.

That does feel great.

Suck it Kalvin.

Oh, Kalvin writes code... What, with fucking smoke signals?

Kal Korff: No, I follow market trends on technology since I am an IT person, and in the Enterprise market, the iPad is Number 1, which will affect Microsoft. I personally do NOT care which company makes whatever, I use whatever works best for my needs.... This is the truth and always has been, Ed. I am not in love with any technology just for the sake of it.

I can make a Mac do stupid Windows tricks. I CANNOT make a PC do what a make nor an iPad nor iPhone nor iPod does. Windows is so last century, and consumers apparently agree.

I also write software code, and I can say that from a development viewpoint, Windows is a bloated pig code wise, Apple's OS is far leaner, by millions of lines of code and several gigabytes. In the Czech Republic, the most stable Windows PCs, running Windows, are MACS! :-)

The Unknown Korffer said...

I also write software code, and I can say that from a development viewpoint, Windows is a bloated pig code wise,

So now updating a template web page = "writing software code". More lies, distortions, half truths and exaggerations.

Anonymous said...

Kal is an IT: Infected Testicle. Come on Kal! Where are all your stupid legal threats? You're a fucking joke Kal and this blog and all of the Korffers here have EXPOSED YOU for the butt tard you are. You're done Kal.

Brit_in_Prague said...

"Kal Korff: The Brits take this SERIOUSLY?"
---Coming from a make-believe terrorism-busting, nanobot-wielding, Sapstoe Colonel in "Israeli-based, Saudi-financed" Special Secret Services, I find this a little rich.

You are lying scum, Korff.

Rot in hell.

Anonymous said...

As I join in with the Brit_in_Prague...

How many times... HOW MANY TIMES did we read that KALVIN said this, and that, and the other thing, while UNDER OATH...!?! Never typing which court, where it took place, no PROOF... EVER!

Lying scum.

Kal Korff: Awwwwwwww, "poor" John Edwards. He actually will be forced (for once) to say something UNDER OATH. I lost what little respect I had for John Kerry when he chose Edwards as his running mate, history has proven that Kerry made a disastrous decision. I don't feel "sorry" for Edwards. I hope he gets convicted and that they throw the book at him.

Anonymous said...

Way to follow through Kalvin... And with capital letters too!

Promises made 8 months ago.

The Face Book cease and desist took the wind out of these plans.

Kalvin CANNOT lose Face Book, his fake life would be over....

September 4, 2010

THIS WEB SITE WILL NOW BE UPDATED EVERY DAY, AS IT USED TO BE. NOT ONLY ARE WE "BACK" (WE NEVER REALLY WENT AWAY), BUT WHEN YOU SEE THE RESULTS OF THE SECRET OPS WE HAVE SPENT THE PAST FEW MONTHS ENGAGING IN, you will now understand WHY it is that this Web site was not updated, as we now begin to INCORPORATE elements of Facebook into it, and boldly go where no one has gone before, — literally.

Anonymous said...

Back in July, Kalvin was so happy to have so many Face Book fiends. Now, not so much.

Kalvin just "announced" that he would be "paring down" his friends list....

Do which he got basically, ZERO response.

Gee, I wonder why?

Cease and Desist indeed.

Tuesday, 13 July 2010 16:00

Kal Korff's Facebook "Friends" Increases from 650 to over 700 Now, Despite Michael Horn's Attempts to Stop Them!
News - Latest
Written by Kal Korff - op. ed. on the road

Anonymous said...

This never happened.

It's a lie.

Tuesday, 22 June 2010 11:09

Mikey Horn Gets Sent OFFICIAL, LEGAL "Cease and Desist" LAWSUIT Notice on Thursday!
News - Latest
Written by Public Relations

Anonymous said...

This never happened, it's another lie.

Wednesday, 09 June 2010 22:52

BREAKING NEWS! Col. Kal Korff CONTACTS FBI AGAIN over Billy Meier UFO Cult Spokesman Michael Horn's Harassment, False Claims

UFO WatchCat - Billy Meier UFO Cult

Written by Public Relations

Anonymous said...

Unedited, and taken directly from Korff's web site:

"The worlds needs MORE Critical Thinking, it cannot afford less. Societies who fail to Think Critically, become extinct."

Thanks for the "lesson" Kalvin.


Anonymous said...



Anonymous said...


Kal Korff: BREAKING NEWS! Gadaffy's youngest son and his three grandchildren have been killed, a 500 pound NATO bomb just missed Gadaffy, had they dropped more than ONE, Gadaffy would now be dead. I'll be off Facebook for a bit, got too many things to do and intend to pay tribute to a real American hero who just passed away and did things for our govt that officially never happened. See everyone later.

Anonymous said...

Kal, if you're going to publish 'breaking news', at least get your facts straight!
The man's name is Gaddafi.
There were 3 MISSILES fired, not just ONE 'bomb'.

And you call yourself a journalist?? LOL

Anonymous said...

The name thing is Kalvin trying to be funny... like his use of the letter "K" in place of "C", and "CON", etc.

Anonymous said...

Like Kal, DAFFY as a duck!

Anonymous said...

Kal's jealous because he can't suck Prince William's dick.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS - May 1, 2011, 10:30 PM West Coast

Osama's dead, Korff posts nothing. In fact, you can't post on Korff's wall, he's blocked that option.

Some reporter.

Fuck off Korff


Anonymous said...

I wonder how long before Kal takes credit that his nanodust killed Bin Laden


Anonymous said...

F1 you spot on my friend!


The Unknown Korffer said...

He can't touch this and he knows it because it was US Navy SEALs. Kal knows that if he fucks with the SEALs by making up even the most flimsy & idiotic of stories he will never have another day's peace if the they or the veterans groups find out about it.

Isn't that right, Kernal? Would make it my personal mission to make sure they did if I read so much as one asshole claim from you about this, KALVIN. Keep a sock in it and enjoy the show on CNN like a good little nobody.

Jimmy D said...

In view of the news from Pakistan, could I ask our Facebook (and YouTube) "watchers" to be especially vigilant regarding Karlton's making remarks that should be flagged to the FB and YT authorities.

The Unknown Korffer said...

Absolutely Jimmy! ANY claim of involvement would be Stolen Valor.

U.S. officials said the helicopter raid in Pakistan was carried out by CIA paramilitaries together with the elite Navy SEAL Team Six.

SEAL Team Six is Richard Marcinko's former unit at USN DEVGRU. Any claims to involvement with them which are spurious are pursued vigorously by both the Navy and any number of private groups & veterans organizations to uphold the honor that those men have earned. It is a global epidemic with new fraudulent claims coming to light daily. Expect to see a spike in them after an event like this as wannabe idiot losers try to get some unearned glory or attention. Even if just by claiming they were remotely involved it does a disservice to all of the brave young people who put themselves at risk to pull this off and the integrity of the organization which supports them.

Also, nobody and I mean *NOBODY* associated with SEAL Team Six or DEVGRU goes around talking about it. It is extraordinary that they have been precisely identified as the unit responsible as almost everything they do is 100% airtight classified. Nobody actually involved with this will likely ever say anything, though officials who may have organized the effort may make statements. You certainly wouldn't be hearing anything from anybody who advised or trained the team, as those individuals would have either been SEALs themselves or a foreign military counterpart. Above all else, SEALs do not train or operate with civilians.

Kal has to know that and has to know that this one is off limits, can't touch it. The best he can do here is lecturing his Flake Book crew on how this validates his stance that flying saucer researchers are no better than radical Islamic militants. Which I am pretty sure he has been assreamed on already. He can't do anything with this at all, but if he does we need to know about it immediately.

The Unknown Korffer said...

Just to keep nailing shut any opportunity for the likes of Kalvin K. Karlton Korff to klaim any kredit for the fabulous operation conducted by US Navy SEALs to eliminate Bin Laden:

Normally, the U.S. shares its counterterrorism intelligence widely with trusted allies in Britain, Canada, Australia and elsewhere. And the U.S. normally does not carry out ground operations inside Pakistan without collaboration with Pakistani intelligence. But this mission was too important and too secretive.

On April 29, Obama approved an operation to kill bin Laden. It was a mission that required surgical accuracy, even more precision than could be delivered by the government's sophisticated Predator drones. To execute it, Obama tapped a small contingent of the Navy's elite SEAL Team Six and put them under the command of CIA Director Leon Panetta, whose analysts monitored the compound from afar.

No mention of any involvement of outside intelligence sources or use of any foreign elements in the operation. So, sorry Kal! you're just going to have to sit this one out and let the real heroes get all the credit for their efforts.

Anonymous said...

OBL could have been zapped a decade ago if the Americans weren't so averse to suffering casualties.

key in "tora bora" SAS Delta and OBL into Google - plenty of stuff there.

Anonymous said...

I am stating this right now, Kal doesnt care one bit. he WILL take credit for this, if only on a passive role. Remember, he did claim to be on the Pakistani-India border with his nano-dust so in his warped mind he could justify it that way.


Brit_in_Prague said...

Well, if the Americans can find and eliminate OBL in Pakistan, they surely be able to locate and "neutralize" (i.e. bring an end to, one way of another) the national embarrassment and disgrace that is KKK.

I'll say it again and I'll keep on saying it: You are lying scum, Korff.

Anonymous said...

First Face Book post(s)

Kal Korff: BREAKING NEWS! The most widely touted image of bin Laden being "dead" IS A FAKE! Here is the hard evidence proving it, there is NO WAY that after TEN YEARS bin Laden could look the same. Naturally, the lamestream media fell for this obvious hoax, it is nothing more than a doctored photo of a famous image of bin Laden.

Kal Korff: It has been dominating the news in the Middle East and Arab world over here since he was killed. I have already spoken to some Govt officials who have confirmed that the photo is fake. Hope this info helps.

Kal Korff: In the UK press today, the photo is being used and touted as "real" and has appeared in several papers, and is dominating the news in Iraq.

Anonymous said...

Yup. Leave it to Kal to jump right in and put a negative spin on it. Nothing new for him!

Kal - your comment is not appreciated.

The Unknown Korffer said...

I am stating this right now, Kal doesnt care one bit. he WILL take credit for this, if only on a passive role. Remember, he did claim to be on the Pakistani-India border with his nano-dust so in his warped mind he could justify it that way.

Acknowledged, Captain. Guy is without remorse and a calculating pathological liar. Its too big a gambit for him to pass up on and I'm sure that squirelly little brain has already worked out a con to bolster his ego.