Wednesday, January 11, 2012

The F-bomb kid


Come on now Kal we all know how bloody full of it you are when you claim the be the a-bomb kid. Everyone knows you are indeed the f-bom kid.  "Fuck you Milos Bartu!" Ring any bells Kal? ahahahahahhhhaaaaaa!!!!!!

THE TRUTH IS COMING KAL AND IT IS COMING AT YOU AND YOUR LITTLE INDIAN PRINCESS! HOW MUST IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT AFTER TRYING TO RUIN SO MANY PEOPLE WITH YOUR LIES KAL THAT YOU WILL FINALLY GET A NICE TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE CAPS LOCK AND ALL!!








How did you get so creepy Kal?  HOW???? You are a bloody loon there Kal!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

The truth is coming!

FN

Anonymous said...

Kal Caps-Lock Korff.

Anonymous said...

Scum.

Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to the 500 book deal? Somebody explain basic math concepts to him? Somebody take him to a library or a book store and point out what 500 books looks like?

What a retard.

happy red mogul balloon! said...

sounds like you're in some trouble now kal! shouldn't have lied so much, too late now.


:D

Anonymous said...

Geezz Kal, even the girl is taller than you. That must suck.

Anonymous said...

Sung to the tune of "Ain't Life a Bitch?"

Kalvin Karlton Korff

You are such a fucking Dork

Each fat ass cheek looks like 60 pounds of Pork

you lie like a rug

your nose resembles a Pug (dog that is)

Ur Momma cries daily

She knows your gonna beg for more charity

That A bomb kid is such a hoot ..


You got a dirt bag brother

who is locked up in a collar

by the copper he tried to run over

Kurtis now knows

when the cop yells stop

that don't mean go ..

A bullet to the head

usally means ur dead

but not to the dirt bag brother

Why die and buy a plot

when the county can put u up and pay a lot

And Kalvin fucked up getting the loot

because he was as crazy as a hoot

Oh shit, I am tired of writing this now. Wait on Kalvin,
cause the bad man is coming to take you away, to the funny farm
where life is sweet, where we won't feed you wheat, you will
be eating curry till ur sweet.

Anonymous said...

"your nose resembles a Pug (dog that is)..."

--- Indeed. See his pugnose face (pug, pug)...

Anonymous said...

FN - don't forget to place a link to the David Bowie song about Kalvin ...:)

Anonymous said...

Done. Check the opening page and the video section. They've been fleshed out.

Soon, the truth will be released to the world.

Devil In a Blue Dress said...

OMG!! the webpage is fantastic. I hope he is shitting himself. I am sure there are not enough Depends to contain what he will be shitting out. ROFL
DO UNTO OTHERS BABY!!!!