Thursday, June 28, 2012

Kal Korff is a bigot

So Kal is on now about people being gay? So much for world peace there Kal you hateful bag of shit. Misogynist, pretender, fake colonel, hater. Why must you lie so much Kal? Right then it is because you think you can achieve some fame and fortune from it. Chubby little loser. What it must be like to live a life such that you can't face your own reality and have to attack others and lie and cheat your way through it all instead of being a man and taking some responsibility once in your miserable little life.


Anonymous said...

So sad that Korff has moved on to hating gays, women and Obama, exclusively.

It used to be fun to hear his endless threats of legal action, and nano threats and just threats of all kinds....

I suppose it's a good thing that Korff has skunked away; knowing that if he ever speaks up again all it'll take is a quick web search for to find the truth.

Sort of sad.... it'll be even sadder when Korff's off the net completely and the world will forget about him even more than they have already.

Fuck you Korff.

Your Mother must be so very proud.


Anonymous said...

Hi, I'm a transparent dumb fuck. I've just seen the update to the Korffie Leak site and I'm responding to that...

Kal Korff: I am pleased to report that tomorrow I have an article which will appear in the press concerning ObamaCare. I won't disclose the contents yet, but everyone who has seen it so far says I nailed the issues perfectly. I hope so. If the reaction so far to it is any indication, this piece will get widespread traction.

Anonymous said...

Korff no longer lists his e-mail address on Face Book.

He lists this one now

as he has fully embraced the Face Book platform as his one and only web presence after his web site was deleted and he can no longer afford to host another one....

Web sites are open to the world, Face Book is a closed platform, what better way for Korff to hide his lies, claims and bullshit.

Your done Korff.

And we like it.

Korffing Syndicate

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

facebook automatically changes everyones email, whether they know it or not, to that facebook email. its pissing a lot of people off. kal probably doesn't even realize it.


Anonymous said...

Informative video dealing with narcissistic assholes like Kalvin Kookyass Korff!

Anonymous said...

No lawsuits. No arrests. No mega book deal. No terrorism book. No $25mil. No radio show. No television show. Kal has done NOTHING but go on like the crazy asshole he is. Big super genius colonel Kal got OWNED by a bunch of guys on the internet! LMFAO!!!!!!!! Where are your "agents" at now Kal? WE ARE NOT LAUGHING WITH YOU KAL, WE ARE LAUGHING AT YOU AND YOUR LUDICROUSLY DELUSIONAL CLAIMS.

Anonymous said...

No lawsuits. No arrests. No mega book deal. No terrorism book. No $25mil. No radio show. No television show. Kal has done NOTHING but go on like the crazy asshole he is. Big super genius colonel Kal got OWNED by a bunch of guys on the internet! LMFAO!!!!!!!! Where are your "agents" at now Kal? WE ARE NOT LAUGHING WITH YOU KAL, WE ARE LAUGHING AT YOU AND YOUR LUDICROUSLY DELUSIONAL CLAIMS.

Anonymous said...

So the promised Korff artcle on Obamacare has been released. It's called:

'Universal Solution' becomes Swiss Cheese ... is known as 'ObamaCare,'

And it can be found at the India Post:

Funny thing, the key words used in Korff's article can be found all over the web....

and many more.

Kal Korff steals.

Korffing Syndicate

Anonymous said...

Korff has reposted that Obama care article scribd link again; first time 13 hours ago, new post, 3 hours ago... nobody has commented, nobody has liked or shared, etc.

Kal Korff: Here's the link again to my Op Ed piece which was published in the newspaper today. The reaction so far has been 100% positive based on emails I have received.

Whatever you say Kalvin.

You're own little Face Book dream world.

BTW, that terrible India based web site, you know, the only web site to publish any of your scribd material, is just, well.... terrible.

Just so we all know the truth, it was 40 days ago that this India based web site published any of Korff's material. 40 days ago.

Some syndicated reporter.

Anonymous said...

Korffing Face Book Update

Not a single response to the two Korff article posts on Obama Care in over 24 hours. Of course, many of these "friends" already read the information contained within, by reading the original articles the material was cribbed from.

Korffing Syndicate

Anonymous said...

Well, like someone said, if we can somehow alert KKK's "friends" to the existence of this and the freekurtis blog (and if poss, get the FB administators to close down his account), then I'd say we're pretty much done.

Anonymous said...

At this point it would be very hard to get FB to shut down his account. He hasn't made any threats, or even any lies about what he used to lie about, in many months.

Korff knows his last stand for any kind of public approval or semi-public soap-box is FB, without that platform he really is dead to the world.

Given this fact, Korff has been on his best behavior since right after the launch of the Korffie Leak web site.

Korffing Syndicate

Anonymous said...

Living in the past... is all Korff has left.

Kal Korff: In "honor" of the upcoming anniversary of the Roswell "UFO crash" of 1947, here's the expose of Colonel Philip J. Corso's bogus Roswell claims as they appear in my expose book of the case, The Roswell UFO Crash: What They Don't Want You to Know, published both by Prometheus books and Dell books. The expose of Corso appears in the Dell edition because it was revised. I am honored that this book remains the best selling Roswell expose of all time.

Anonymous said...

I loathe and despise you, Korff. You are scum.

Anonymous said...

Happy 4th of July Korff.

I'll tell you Mother that you wish you could be in the USA to celebrate with her but you're too busy doing....

What the hell is he doing?

Anonymous said...

What's he doing? Probably picking his nose and scratching his ass. What else is he good for?

Anonymous said...

Well, 5 and 6 July are public holidays here in the Czech Republic. That adds up to a four-day long weekend. I'll be heading for the hills north of Prague for some cycling and swimming. What will you be doing, Karlton? Hanging with your genius-level son? Lazing with your Indian princess? Or whacking off in front of your stolen laptop in your sweltering one-room fetid dive?

Lying scum. Thieving vermin.

Anonymous said...

"Or whacking off in front of your stolen laptop in your sweltering one-room fetid dive?"



Anonymous said...

Korffing Scribd Update

ObamaCare - A “Universal Solution” Becomes Swiss Cheese

Uploaded by: kalkorff —

Kal Korff explains how the US Supreme Court's ruling on "ObamaCare" has now made it a "Swiss Cheese solution" instead of a...

Uploaded to on June 30, 2012.

Number of "reads" (clicks) by July 5, 2012:


Kal Korff is on FIRE!

And don't forget to do that simple word search to confirm that Korff STOLE the majority of this artcile from other souces.


Korffing Syndicate

Anonymous said...

Face Book Korffing Update

Posted on Friday, July 6, 2012

Kal Korff: Tomorrow I get to do something really cool: I have the honor of playing in a football match (soccer) against the winning team in a league. I will be part of a group helping promote this new league for kids. Joining us will be a real professional player known worldwide, as a team we get the play the winners of the tournament right before the awards ceremony, where I also have the honor of giving out some of the prizes.

My plan is simple: when I have the ball I am going to pass it immediately to the pro and let him do all the scoring! :-)

I remember my first football tournament in Europe, we placed second overall, I was given the honor of collecting the trophy for our team back then.

In typical Czech style, they of course included a lingerie show mixed in on award night, you know the Czechs and their beauty competitions. :-)

I didn't expect to be asked to go on stage, I was not prepared for it, I was dressed in a Stetson cowboy hat and jeans, but I went up after they asked me.

While we are not competing for any prize this time around, I am honored to be asked to be part of it, to play alongside a world class player, and hand out prizes to whomever wins the tournament. It's for a great cause don't tell my "kritics!" :-)

Korfing Breakdown:

"team in a league."

You mean like a local college that you were invited to speak at and you never released the name? Or the "media giant" you claimed to write for but would never release the name of?

"I didn't expect to be asked to go on stage, I was not prepared for it, I was dressed in a Stetson cowboy hat and jeans, but I went up after they asked me."

Korff is taking about the ratty ass clothes he was wearing at this awards show, an issue we reported on in the section on the Korffie Leak web site called, Korff on Clothes, many months ago. Korff always dresses like that, given his finances this shouldn't suprise anyone.

"It's for a great cause don't tell my "kritics!"

Korff claims he "made up" this word, kritic.

Well, okay then.

Nice to see Korff back at telling lies. At least this have zero to do with nano-dust, terror this and that, iPads for Peace, an up coming release of a book or series of books, his never to be seen again web site, etc.


Anonymous said...

Korffing Youtube Update

Korff last uploaded a Korff-produced video on his SecretxWars channel:

way, way, way back on March 19, 2011.

Korff still lists his age as 40, a blatent lie.

And he lists his location as:

Location Various - throughout Europe

Country - Czech Republic

Post another video Korff, we dare you.

Korffing Syndicate

Anonymous said...

Korff, have you chosen to seek mental counsiling yet? Maybe you need medication, I understand it can help with delusional thinking. Have you yet located washing machines (for your clothes) and a shower? (for body oder)

How about getting a job? (no, not flipping burgers at McDonalds) And for God's sake, if you somehow do manage to "get lucky" use a condom!! I shudder at the thought of more Korff's running loose in Europe. They have enough problems of their own and I am sure they are not looking for another drain on the public dole. (and for God's sake, we don't want you to come back to the U.S., please! God knows, we have too damned many morons running loose here! We got rid of your funky ass and if it is all the same to you, stay lost will you? We still have to deal with your dirt bag brother, well until he screws up again and gets locked up for good. Okay?

Anonymous said...

Notice, no names or locations ever mentioned.

As is normal when Korff discloses a lie, or a partial lie.

And notice, Korff played more than expected and won, over teams which played fast and amazing football. As expected...

Expect no photos as well.

KAL Korff, a mega cool liar.

Kal Korff: Hi everyone, hope you had great weekend. I certainly did.

I'm pleased to report that we won our football match, both of them. Score was 5-0 and 2-0. It was an amazing TWO matches, I thought we were supposed to only play one, but no complaints. We played the champions of both divisions back to back.

There were a lot of people there, I got to play a combination of attacking midfielder and center... midfielder, right in the middle of the action. To my right was the professional player. We all played very well, the seven of us, you would never know that we didn't even know each other until we stepped onto the field.

The goals were spread out, we were able to score consistently as a team, move the ball around a lot, line up our shots and then score. The opposing teams were very good, they were fast, both matches were fast paced.

It was some mega cool fun, praise YHWH!

Brit_in_Prague said...

"center" - there's no such position in footy, Korff.

Brit_in_Prague said...

Could someone please insert this one into the list of great Korffisms:

"You would never know that we didn't even know each other until we stepped onto the field."

Anonymous said...

Korffing Face Book Update

Obama, Obama, Obama, Global Warming, etc, etc, etc,

Nano-nothing, book or series of books nothing, syndicated reporter nothing, law suits nothing....

We will not stop.

Korffing Syndicate

Anonymous said...

You are worthless vermin, Korff.

Anonymous said...

Kalvin uses his great knowledge of quantum physics to debunk the Higg's Bosun and disprove evolution.

Anonymous said...

Oh Geesus, gotta read that right away and see what the "great mind" has to say.

Oh man, makes my tushy very tired!!

Anonymous said...

No name, no committee, no group, nothing to prove this lie out.

Kal Korff: I have just been told by a staffer in the House of Representatives that Nancy Pelosi will never be Speaker of the House again, although she keeps trying to maneuver herself into getting her job back if the Dems should retake CONgress in the next election. I hope she does not get her old job back, once was too much. I hope this report is true. These are the words which were communicated to me, "We've moved beyond Nancy Pelosi as a party."

I hope this is really the case. The Democrats are too often their own worst enemy, they complain about the Republicans while often engaging in the same behavior they CONplain about.

Anonymous said...

He is back. What a freak. I know about physics. What an idiot.

Anonymous said...

Klassic Korff Lie from 2010

Poached from Face Book

Art Levine:

Israeli, India, Pakistan Border Taliban Incursion War Games Exercise

By Kal Korff

All three countries cooperating at the same time? where ? Or am I misreading the post?

December 5, 2010 at 1:40am

Kal Korff:

India, Israel and Pakistan DO cooperate, but I am not involved in any of those efforts at the level involving the official governments. I do not work for any government. I am a private individual of course, and have always been a freelancer... per se.

India has increased its cooperation with Israel ever since the Mumbai attacks, which is the right thing to do. Israel is also helping with agriculture here, a field the Israelis lead the world in as you know.

This is a private initiative sponsored by private backers, the US Govt is not involved, especially with the nanodust issue, that is my own doing as someone who cares and is trying to do the right thing. I also came up with the concept, etc.

I warned everyone on my radio show years ago this WAS going to happen. I even SHOWED a vial of this stuff, but as usual my "kritics" refused to believe it.

Screw them sideways, they're laid waste in the new book and expose series. :-)

The first successful use of nanodust was when it ended up on the boots of Sheriff Gil Gilbertson's corrupt deputies in Oregon.

Gilbertson himself has been exposed as a liar and a fraud. You can view my videos proving this.

Now new video nailing him has been filmed here in Asia showing more nanodust and Gilbertson is exposed for being a bozo yet again, on top of his lies to the media, which were long ago exposed. Formerly classified "back door" communications between the Israeli-founded Special Secret Services and Gilbertson are being released, he denies ANY "back door communications" ever took place, never mind the FACT that one such memo was released immediately and sent to the very reporters he lied to. So Gilbertson is busted, not that anyone REALLY cares in Grants Pass, Oregon. It is full of corruption, as usual, just look at the history of the corrupt DAs up there and these Republican Yahoos.

I even sent some nanodust to Rob McConnell years ago. Predictably, he did NOTHING. Then he stupidly "questioned" what the material was, when ALL he had to do was get off his lazy butt and put it under a microscope. This is one of the reasons I ended my association with Rob, he was not being honest with me and mutual friends warned me about him.

One CANNOT simply pull nanodust out of one's butt, per se, and only three labs in the world make it. I seek to help India become the FOURTH such country.

The new Secret X Wars project and book series I have been working on shows all of this stuff, goes into much detail, and it makes the "scandals" now publicly known through Wikileaks seem like a picnic at times. Things are WORSE than people know, and stuff is being done that does NOT involve the Obama misadministration, because Obama keeps DICKERING and DUCKING while Iran and our enemies only get stronger.

My backers want to succeed — not fail, and anyone who "thinks" that "hope" is a strategy, could not be more mistaken. This is not a reference to you of course.

December 5, 2010 at 2:27am

Notice, Art Levine asks a simple question and Korff never answered it. Again, no name, locations, etc.

"... where ? Or am I misreading the post?"

It's a lie.

And, Korff states that one of the reasons he left the McConnel show was becasue of McConnel's handling of the nanodust Korff says he sent him.

Another lie. McConnel kicked Korff of his show after Korff made promises amd continued to lie (like sending him nandust) to McConnel.

Nano nothing.

Korffing Syndicate

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with this picture? Our beloved Kernal playing soccer, especially with skilled players? If memory serves, the last videos of Kal from spring 2011 show him looking quite portly and out of shape. It's hard to imagine him being able to run ( waddle?), for more than a few seconds, much less play two games. What could be next? Maybe Kal will break Brett Favre's record for being the oldest quarterback in the Super Bowl!

Anonymous said...

Korff continuation of lies....

Notice Korff states here that “I built a scientifically accurate nuclear bomb design”.

Korff continues to be confused between the term “built” and “designed”. Building something is the physical acted of manufacturing an item, designing is the act of laying out the plan to build something from.

You can find more on the Korffie Leak Site.

Korffing Syndicate

Anonymous said...

So, the Village Idiot is still puffing and blowing away .. although in a much smaller venue eh? Well, funny how much has changed since just a bit over a year ago. No law suit threats, no secret agents dispatched, no super models on the prowl. No more war games on the Pakistan border, no nano-dust sprinkling operations. Hmm, could liver lips be done? Hey Jimmy, stick a fork in kolonel klown and see if this ass-wipe is done, okay?

Anonymous said...

On Kal's page, where his " internationally syndicated" articles are published, his author profile stated last year that Kal was " the author of nearly fifty books to be published in 2011-2012". This was later revised to say " Kal is working on his six book series to be published in 2012"? Well, there's less than half of 2012 left, and still no book published, much less a six book series or "nearly fifty" books. I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that the Kernal will FAIL to publish anything in 2012, thus continuing his streak of what, two decades now?

I must say, like others here, I miss the days of nano dust, lawsuits, secret ops, stolen IPods and Indian princesses. We may have succeeded in silencing Kal's bullshit, but we have lost the entertainment value of laughing at it!

Jimmy D said...

Just remember, "Colonel" - you could have avoided all of this.

All you had to do was stop.

Anonymous said...

korff, bright enough to stop? Surely you jest, right? He is not bright enough to get out of his own way as he has proved time and time again. How could anyone with even a little grey matter hold up tiny vials of air, claiming they held nano-dust or whatever the moron claimed they held, and expect to be taken seriously? How could any moron walk around in a duck-hunting shirt wearing American rank insignia, not only a full bird colonel eagle but a lt. colonel leaf and expect anyone would truly believe they were an officer in a non-existant org., and expect that they would be taken seriously? This mental child is deranged, period. He needs to be hospitalized, worked on, taking meds, his mind needs "washed" and dried out .. period. korff .. get the picture yet moron? You suck, period. Go hide, get help and quit draining your poor mother you fucking leech.

Jimmy_D said...

Just come back from a few days' walking in England's Yorkshire Dales ... James Herriot country. Gorgeous place, beautiful scenery.

Have you and your Indian princess and genius-level son managed to get away this summer, "Colenel"?

Anonymous said...

Cue Kal ranting about the Dark Knight shootings in 3...2...1...


Anonymous said...

Come on, scumbag. Are you going to milk this tragedy for all you're worth?

Brit_in_Prague said...


KIAI said...

Indeed lads you should send your photoshop work of Kal to me at kalisanidiot @ and be sure to take out the spaces in my email addy.

happy red mogul balloon! said...

lol kal, go ahead and be honored or humbled or humbled and honored. you still don't have any real friends and your family shuns you for being an obnoxious overbearing source of chaos they want as far away as possible -- especially at the holidays. still sucks hard to be you! and you're still not working a day job as a writer, never will.


Jimmy D said...

How does it feel to be so roundly despised by so many people you have never met?

You are worthless dross, "Colonel". I loathe you beyond measure.

Apologize publicly for your treatment of Mr S*dl*c*k.

Anonymous said...

Kal on a record heat spell in America..
"Only in the USA, not anywhere else in the world, which means the warming is not "global."

His grasp of the complexities of climate change is astounding..

Anonymous said...

Concerning Kal, once a "Proven Moron" he remains ALWAYS a moron. And he apparently is too dumb to remember to keep his Moron Mouth closed. Ergo ... The Fun!

Brit_in_Prague said...

You're really not very bright, are you, Karlton?

Anonymous said...

Korff, Sie sind nichts anderes als ein dummer Scheiße-Kopf ohne das Zurückkaufen des Werts!

Anonymous said...

Face Book Korffing Update

Nothing to report really. Obama this and that, global warming this and that, the use of the work "fuck" and "dick" on a social network, like any professionally syndicated reporter would use.

Korff is dead, long live Korff.

Nothing to see here, the lies have stopped, for the most part.

The past personas have been left behind for the most part.

The Google search of the name Kal Korff must be a huge blow to self and family.

Tough shit Korff.

We will update the Korffie Leak site in a few days with whatever we can muster up.

We will not stop.

Korffing Syndicate

Jimmy D said...

All you had to do was stop, "KalIsrael".

All you had to do was stop ...

Anonymous said...

Kalvin Korff. The face of evil.

Anonymous said...

You now have zero friends on facebook Korff...well maybe two but they are probably child molesters.

Daniela Abrahamova said...

"You now have zero friends on facebook Korff...well maybe two but they are probably child molesters."

---Really? Can of our Facebook moles tell us how many "Facebook friends" actually has?

Annie Jacobsen's Little Bitch Kal said...

None that can get him on any TV shows! Even Fox knows better now, and he got caught for faking making a "TV show" on his iPhone in India. Imagine the looks on their faces when they realized they'd brought in the world's only unemployed SAPSTOE. Vishnu bit him on the ass. Kal Korff is a delusional moron running from his past.

Anonymous said...

"Kal Korff is a delusional moron running from his past."