Wednesday, October 23, 2013

I Have A Chubby For Apple!

Go Korff...
Go fuck yourself.

Korffers know our Village Idiot carries an unhealthy hard-on for Apple and all their products, even going so far as to steal Apple products and resell them in his attempt to be the "go to" Apple guy in the CZ. Korff is also in a kontinuing love affair with Steve Jobs, ever grasping his hope to amount to anything in life other than a low-level phone service tech. Fat Chance Cupcake. 

Kal Korff: So Apple's new operating system upgrade for Macs, Mavericks, is FREE! Just download it.

I feel sorry for users of Microsoft's so last century. Kudos to Apple for shaking up the PC industry - again.

For Microsoft users, I hope you continue to "enjoy" being gouged with each upgrade just for the privilege of running an inferior OS.

Max OS X is UNIX based, UNIX will always beat Windows, or Microsoft anything, hands down.

Mac users can download their free upgrade to the new OS by going to or through the App Store of course.

Go Apple!


Kal K. Korff Author
... Not!

Update ~ Korff has been promising a book or series of books for over 10 years; Secret Wars: Defending Against Terrorist Plots by Kal K. Korff (Feb 2004?).

Contributing editor at the Los Angeles Times Magazine and an investigative reporter, Annie Jacobsen, released a terrorism-based book in 2007; Terror in the Skies: Why 9/11 Could Happen Again. Korff never made any comments about this release.

Korffers will remember that our Village Idiot was very unhappy with a book Annie Jacobsen released on May 1, 2012; Area 51: An Uncensored History of America's Top Secret Military Base.  She released this UFO related book and it really got under Korff’s skin because, after all, Korff is the “go to” UFO guy isn’t he.

Author Annie Jacobsen is set to release another book in February of 2014; Operation Paperclip: The Secret Intelligence Program that Brought Nazi Scientists to America. Now she’s releasing a Nazi related book and Korff, known as a worldwide recognizes expert on all things Nazi’s; he went bald and undercover to bust Nazi’s (with his Mother), he’s traveled the world to uncover Nazi related information, he unearth his own Jewish background in this process and his bloodline is a super rare and must not die off Ashkenazi blood line (none of these claims are true, well, he might be Jewish, who knows and who cares). How dare this lowly woman write about subjects that Kal K. Korff is more qualified to write about!

In fact, Korff’s hated author has released three “hard hitting” (as Korff would say about his 2, 1990’s released books and one pamphlet released in the 1980’s) books since 2008 and a total of 5 books since 2007.

You know, like a real author, one that really writes for a real media giant (contributing editor at the Los Angeles Times Magazine and an investigative reporter whose work has also appeared in The National Review and The Dallas Morning News) AND writes books, at the same time.

It seems Ms. Jacobsen is doing us a favor. Thank you Ms. Jacobsen, even though you don’t know it, you’re a Korffer of the highest level. Keep up the good work and please continue to release books which Kal K. Korff claims to be releasing but never does.


Anonymous said...

Well Cupcake .. I am sure that Steve Jobs is doing a little dance in heaven or wherever he ended up ... with this ringing endorsement you just gave Apple. Now, as my term of endearment Cupcake ... how do you feel about a new name "Tinkerbell"? Love your Apple "gear" there Cowboy!

Jimmy D said...

You know, Kalvin. If you would just shut down your Facebook account, we'd have nothing to write about.

Think about it.

You are scum, Korff.

Anonymous said...


All you have to do is stop, Karlton.

Just stop.

Anonymous said...

Oh please Don't Stop Karlton ... don't stop! This blog detailing your massive and continuos fuckups are SO ENTERTAINING! Keep it up cowboy!!

Anonymous said...

Blast from the past!

Anonymous said...

This, from an internationally accredited investigative journalist and reporter. More like a small minded, bigoted, ignorant man-child.

Fuck you Korff. You sick little asshole.

Kal Korff: It would be hard to imagine a greater debacle when trying to roll out a new program.

You can't tell me that Obama's "experts" did not anticipate this. IF they did not, they're arguably mentally challenged, aka retarded.

Anonymous said...

Remember Korff bragging that he didn't - doesn't have to pay taxes on his "retirement" wages paid for from his various government "jobs", of which he's never said from where they come from or for whom he worked. Why? because it's all horse shit and lies.

Kal Korff: Stupid tax loopholes should never have existed in the first place.

Anonymous said...

Stupid tax loopholes should never have existed in the first place.

Neither should you, Korff. Your momma should have just said no to the neo-nazi.

Anonymous said...

That is a great picture of "kolonel flabby ass" in this thread. I can just see him skipping down the lane sprinkling nano-dust while singing a little tune! Tinkerbell for sure! Kolonel Tinkerbell, right Karlton?

Brit_in_Prague said...

I like these updates.

Good, innovative Korffing.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Brit. Sometimes these just come to me or they come from talking with other people and sometimes by the luck of the surf.


Jimmy D said...

Fiddled with any young girls today, Korff?

I bet you can get away with a lot of that kind of thing in India.

You worthless dirtbag. I will never stop hounding you.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff only wishes he had a chance to give Steve Jobs a blow job and swallow. Now poor dumb desperate Kal will only be able to jerk off to pictures of Jobs and that Apple logo.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for stopping by and then responding to our blog ass-wipe.

Useless waste.

Kal Korff: By popular request, here's my expose of Annie Jacobsen's bestselling book on Area 51 and its false claims about "aliens" and Roswell and yes, Joseph Stalin and Nazi Holocaust war criminal Joseph Mengele.

Anonymous said...

Korffing Face Book Update

So here you have Korff, once again bagging on things he can longer enjoy because he's been regulated to living in a 3rd world country.

He also makes the bogus claim that he's no fan of James Bond, that's a lie

And, skipping his mostly meat free claim to enjoy chicken, no doubt raised on the healthy feed used in India, and I'll say nothing more about that....

... although, you might want to have plenty of toilet paper, or keep that left hand clean while eating with your right.

Enjoy Kal K. Korff, enjoy.

Kal Korff: Happy Diwali, everyone. This is the big holiday in India, their version of "Christmas" minus the religious figure and Santa.

It's a holiday and exchanging gifts and of course lots of great food and snacks.

And what's on TV?

James Bond's Skyfall of course.

Not a Bond fan, but in India now almost 30 Americans TV series broadcast at the same day they do in USA.

Talk about globalization!

Now getting ready to eat pasta mixed with Punjabi Chicken Tikka, boneless. Tasty.

Anonymous said...

"in India now almost 30 Americans TV series broadcast at the same day they do in USA."

Anonymous said...

It's Korff, okay? Everytime this asshole farts his mouth moves. He doesn't have a fucking clue what comes out of it. I think India and Korff compliment each other. Welcome to that piece of shit.