Monday, December 23, 2013

The Bloated Korff

December 2013

Kal K. Korff,
"I am who I say I am...." LINK

As we close out the year that is 2013, we thought we would look into the latest claim of Kal K. Korff. Korff made a claim that he was invited to a Literary Fest in Panchkula, India, located very close to Chandigarh, India where Korff lives and where he teaches English and writes for the India Daily Post, one of the many English language newspaper and websites in India.

Keep in mind that the Daily India Post, for the most part, get their material in exchange for school credit from the students at the local high schools and colleges. In short, they pay very little, if anything, for the material which is posted on their terrible website and printed in their regional newspapers.

Korff made grandiose claims that he was invited to the event, he gave a speech and was then invited to not only speak at future events but to also come over to the homes of some of the people at the event to eat, eat eat. More on that later.

We checked and on this rare occasion, Korff wasn’t lying, at least to some extent. The “media giant” Korff writes for partnered with the school to help put on the event, so making the claim of being invited is a stretch at best.

Korff, being overjoyed at being invited to eat at the homes of some of the attendees seems to be the truth. Look over these photos of Korff, dressed like a hobo, pushing at least 250 pounds and again, dressed like the ugly American people have learned to expect. 

Also, notice the other attendees are dressed in proper causal business attire; collard shirts, slacks, sport jackets, etc. And there we have Korff, dressed in a t-shirt many sizes too small, camo pants, unshaven and sporting those oh so cool sunglasses.

Website News: The Korffie Leak web site is back up. Some of the links and many of the audio player buttons are dead. We’ll sort through this soon. We have a few reasons why we brought the site back up; we are doing some press and radio interviews soon and Santa in a Floppy Hat asked us if we’d re-launch the site to coincide with his upcoming “Year in Review” video.

How could we say no to Santa!

Merry Christmas Korff. Leave a little food for the people who really need it won't you.


Kal Korff listed

Kal Korff, the one dressed like a hobo.

Nice camo pants little boy.

Kal Korff's "article"

Korff, looking very bloated and non too healthy.

Korff, checking his manhood....

Korff, holding court and eating, of course. 

Korff, dressed like a kid, wearing a backpack and looking every bit the part of a hobo slob. Married? Dressed like this... What an embarrassment.

Korff is 5'8" tall. Given his average build and bone structure, his weight is hovering around 240 to 260 maybe a bit more. We know Korff love fast food; KFC, Taco Bell, McDonald's. etc.
I think we see the proof.

This classic theme video fits our favorite Village Idiot even better now than ever before...


KIAI said...

Oh lads! These pictures of that fat fuck Kal Korff are priceless!!!! ahahahahahahaha!!!!!! I just hope we will not be seeing any shower pictures of him soon. Kal must be hiding the sausage in a flap with his dear little princess from India. You fat tub Kal! You can;t hide Kal because the web will find your bumbling arse every time you stupid cunt.

Anonymous said...

This is fucking hilarious! Time has not been kind to Kal. OMG he looks terrible. The first picture in the thread looks like he's staring at that poor girls tits. And Kal certainly knows how to blow the ladies away with his stunning fashion sense. LOL There are better dressed 10 year olds out there.

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, ha! The last photo looks like Korffie's got little boobies himself!

Santa's got a lot to say this year I'm sure.

Kal Korff, national and worldwide joke.

Anonymous said...

Oh my... It might be time to have your blood tested again Korff.

All that extra weight can't be healthy. I'm sure your Princess wife must be very worried that her rupee vending machine might just.... expire.

Jimmy D said...

"Time has not been kind to Kal."
---Actually, that's not strictly true. Time has been remarkably patient and understanding with Kal. Kal has not been kind to Kal.

Anonymous said...

So funny, this material on that Korff web site reminds me of the guy from True Lies:

Simon: I have to lie to women to get laid. Even then I don't score much. I got a little dick, it's pathetic!

Covert operation my ass Korff. You lying fuck.

Subject: From Kal, weather update.
Date: Mon, 6 Sep 2010 06:36:30 +0200
To: Tina

Hi honey,

You picked a very bad time to go "disappear," which figures, this is my last update to you until I hear from you.

I just found out I WILL BE DEPLOYED TO AFGHANISTAN, you can fill in the blanks WHY, no "explanation" needed.

From there I will fly to the USA on a military plane.

DONE DEAL now, unless more powerful parties than me change their mind. The CIA may try to stop me, they are a RIVAL intel org, but fuck them.

ASSUMING I survive this, I will be set for life financially and everything else, and can finally give my Mom peace and security for the rest of her life and everyone else I love.

As I said, I will NOT allow anyone to pressure me, going there and training for this these past months has been pressure enough.

I had NO IDEA "it" would be there, I honestly thought I would be in Lebanon or somewhere else "closer" to do some things there.

I assume you now understand, again, I just found out that I am going to Afghanistan via Germany and a few other countries. I will be there "soon," I do not have dates yet, but will be gone as planned by the end of this month unless orders are changed and ordered to stop or prevented, whatever comes first.

Hope you and ****** are well, I await your reply. Please share this news with her, it is only right.

Since NSA bots scan titles of emails and route them accordingly, I have labeled this weather.

I am sending this to your sister as well since I have NO idea where you "disappeared" to and you did not bother telling me and I did NOTHING wrong, we both know this. :-(

Love you both,


Anonymous said...

And as someone who has access to Korff's Facebook Wall, I noticed that he never posted any of these bloated photos on his wall.

No, he boasted about his involvement, his "invitation" to participate in this event, but he never posted any of these new photos on his wall.

Oh no, all his Facebook friends get are decades old photos; video frame grabs from many years ago.

Come on Korff, share with your Facebook friends what you look like now.

Be proud, be humble, show that belly off.

Merry Christmas O Bloated One.

Lying Lair.

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas to all the Korffers.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

I was listening to that Christmas reindeer song, you know, the one we all know. Now, take a listen to that classic song and change the lyrics to Korff lyrics as you hum along.

I found it very funny and so easy to exchange the original lyrics with Korff lyrics.

Go ahead, give it a try and have a laugh on me, and Korff.

Merry Christmas Korffers.


PS, Santa told me that there will be a new video by the New Year, he's just working hard on the material and drinking enough to get through the effort.

Anonymous said...

Xmas in India = lots of Hindus and Muslims who do not celebrate, and Mango leaves for the Christians who do.

Anonymous said...

So I wonder what country/city is next for Kal to flee to after things in India fall apart for him. It is inevitable that his time in India ends horrifically.

Anonymous said...

Korff's been off Facebook for a couple days. Guess he riding that Ab Roller trying to get that spare tire a bit more flat.

Happy New Year Asshole.

More to come in 2014 and onward.

You earned it shithead.

Anonymous said...

Happy New Years fellow Korffers.

It's been a successful year, keeping that fat idiot out of the public eye.

Have fun on Facebook Korff.

You little minded, self obsessed asshole.

Remember Korff, those happy years between 2007 and 2010.

Those years when you ruled your world... and then....

This blog, the youtube site and the Korffie Leak web site shut your fat ass down.

Suck on it Korff, and swallow with greed.

Here's to a grand 2014 Korffing Year.

Long may it and long will it kontinue.

Kal K. Korff

Lying Lair