Friday, January 3, 2014

More Fat, Smaller Brain

A Proven Fact!

Dinosaurs were huge beasts with very small brains; lumbering around the earth, consuming and crapping, consuming and crapping and ultimately, aimlessly wandering around and doing little else… Kal K. Korff has once again proven himself as little more than a waddling and twaddling dinosaur.

On his Linkedin profile page, Kal K. Korff shows his limited brain power (and decades old and heavily Photoshopped and enhanced image) by listing himself as both a current and former employee of his “media giant” (based in Chandigarh, India) and of his one-man juggernaut and many years defunct web site.

Keep in mind that this profile is Korff’s current profile, not his former profile.

If you want to see the truth, the image that Korff
should be using....





36 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jabba....

Anonymous said...

Even when he lies he can't get it right.

He's a current employee and he's a former employee, or former worker bee, or pig...

This guy can't get anything right but eat and shit...

Well maybe eat...

Anonymous said...

< This guy can't get anything right but eat and shit...

Well maybe eat... >

Yup, that's why I will refer to tubby as "Wide Load"! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Daniela said...

Haven't been back to this site for a while.

No change: You're still insane, Kalvin.

For God's sake, get some help.

Anonymous said...

Hmm, let me ponder a moment. "Wide Load Korff, the Fashion Disaster"! Yea I like it!

Anonymous said...

Wide Load Kal! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Hey Kal, hows about a new SHOWER PICTURE? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Anonymous said...

My God he has tits! I am sure he gets off playing with them. He looks absolutely pregnant

Anonymous said...

Korffing Facebook Update.

Korff posted another "article" 11 hours ago, along with a long preamble about this and that. I've pasted a short passage from that as an example.

No Likes, No Views, No Nothing. Nobody cares Korff.

Kal Korff: Hi everyone. I'll have an expose piece in the near future on the New York Times' recently overhyped article about Benghazi, which liberals and Democrats falsely claim "proves" that the attack on the consulate was due to "that video" which mocked Islam, and that this some exonerates the Obama administration from refusing to admit it was a terrorist attack.

Anonymous said...

Rob McConnell continues on, without Korff.

And what's Korff doing?

"Writing" for his "media giant" doing his Facebook Reporter thing and eating, evidently, everything in sight.

Sunday, January 5, 2014:

2014-01-05 Segment 2 - DR KEVIN RANDLE PhD - Was The Alleged Roswell UFO Crash a Crashed Soviet Space Vehicle

Anonymous said...

Wide Load Korff, the Bloated Bitch! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey Wide Load, where is Martina and Avim? Don't they run interference for you anymore? Where is S-3 and all your secret agent men? The last I heard Don Ecker has NEVER been served. Hmm, falling down on the job there Wide Load? Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Anonymous said...

Wide Load, you just gotta love this blog!

Anonymous said...

Facebook Korffing Update

Korff's teacher from his days when he attended (and graduated in 1980, not ’79 has he claims) JFK High School in Fremont, California, chimes in on an "article" Korff "wrote" for his "media giant."

Here's the important section of his teachers response to Korff:

"I'm surprised at the use of adjectives for the purpose of making judgments? What publication accepts that approach?"

In Korff's first run-on response (and nowhere in the continuing thread) does Korff ever answer this question?

We Korffers can easily see through this Korff tactic. Korff never responds to direct comments or criticism of his claims, threats or statements when they touch on anything personal; his life, his location, his “work” (such as it is), etc.

His teacher is right and Korff knows that he can’t go down that road for fear of showing his ignorance with the English language.

As always, we Korffer's are here to catalog and report on Korff and his on-going and ever increasing ignorance.

Village Idiot

Anonymous said...

I really loathe you, Korff. What fresh scam are you cooking up now, I wonder?

Anonymous said...

Hey Korff, we know you're a 49'er football fan.

How's it feel to have to watch them win and move onto the play-offs while you're stranded in India;

overweight
no money
no health care
no family
no son

no one to talk to about American football

no one to talk to about American anything at all.

All you have to talk about is your make believe world;

look at what I've done, listen to the bloated American. Listen to the National Joke.

How's that feel Korff?

Brit_in_Prague said...

I hate you for what you did to various kind, innocent people here in Prague. Glad to see you look like shit, and as miserable as hell.

You deserve it, you lying bastard.

Anonymous said...

Oh, come on Kalvin. We want a new shower picture of you! Can you send one to someone .. PLEASE? You were so proud of the last shower picture .. come on! Give us one, PLEASE?? Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Anonymous said...

Well, I was doing just a bit of surfing on this site .. and I went back to 2008.

http://kalisanidiot.blogspot.com/2008/09/kal-korff-wanted-man-in-prague.html

Well here we are in 2014, and some things truly never change. Kalvin K Korff is still a fat bucket of shit. He is still a genuine dullard. Korff is still a damned THIEF, full of shit and a dyed in the wool LIAR. And .. these days he is hiding out in India of all god damned places. Some things never do change.

Anonymous said...

Facebook Korffing Update

Fatty has been off the site for a couple days.

No doubt working on his award winning "articles" for his "media giant".

Anybody contact Prometheus Books lately?

Might be time to ask them Korff kuestions yet again.

Anonymous said...

Breaking!!!!

Latest Kal photo update, after crash health program:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8YsiuVdglog/UsrT1--9MdI/AAAAAAAAm1k/bI5gS_nWLLw/s1600/794-C4Mmx.Em.55.jpeg

Anonymous said...

ha, ha, ha!

Anonymous said...

Scum. Pure, unadulterated scum.

Anonymous said...

And evil. Never forget - Korff is evil.

Anonymous said...

Some users noted;

Scum. Pure, unadulterated scum.

And evil. Never forget - Korff is evil.

I would only add;

And stupid and fat and a slob. Never forget, he is
stupid, fat, and a slob.

Anonymous said...

Oh yes - stupid. Very, very stupid.

Anonymous said...

Okay, fat and stupid and ... his Mom does dress him very funny.

Anonymous said...

Facebook Korffing Update

Korff's been off that site for 4 days. Usually what this means is that he's "writing" "articles" by the batch, for his "media giant".

It can also mean that he's been invited to another "event" of some kind, where he can not only dress like a teenage slob but where he can also talk himself up;

Tell lies and confabulate his life's "accomplishments" to his ignorant 3rd World audience.

One nice thing to always remember is that the internet is available in India.

So, before and after Korff attends these "events" that ignorant audience is much less ignorant after doing a search and finding this blog, the web site and the youtube channel.

That's gotta make any Korffer all warm and fuzzy inside.

It's not good for Korff, but that's just the icing (that Korff's been eating anyway) on our Korffing kake.

Anonymous said...

It should also say 'pathological narcissist' in his resume..

Anonymous said...

See his pugnosed face ...

Anonymous said...

Korff is scum. Pure, unadulterated scum.

And evil. Never forget - Korff is evil.

And stupid and fat and a slob. Never forget, he is
stupid, fat, and a slob.

So, to sum up; Korff is scum, pure unadulterated scum, and evil. Never forget Korff is evil, and stupid, fat and a slob. And evil and stupid and fat and a slob. Never forget, he is
stupid, fat, and a slob.

Anonymous said...

Hmm, redundancy. Yea, I suppose Korff is worth a little redundancy.

Anonymous said...

Well if Korff is worth a little redundancy he isn't worth anything else.

Anonymous said...

Korff!!!!
You're nothin but a scruffy lookin nerf herder.

Anonymous said...

If Kal eats more pie alamode, he's gonna need his own zip code.

Anonymous said...

Ham on whole wheat.....alright!

Anonymous said...

Lest we EVER forget ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AczPgRvg8MM