Monday, August 25, 2014

A Book or Series of Book's...

Kalvin Korff Book Klaims

Claim 5: Septemeber 8, 2006 ~ Korff, "I am never returning to America as far as I know, and am working on nanobot assassins, which are in the book as well."

Claim 61: Expected to make history with his three book series called Secret Wars: Defending Against Terrorist Plots, which will be published by Prometheus Books in 2007.

Claim 64: Vice-President and is a co-inventor of the “BookBrowser” online information system.

Claim 76: Has a 500 book deal with an unknown publisher

Claim 88: Claimed to be releasing Billy Meier - Michael Horn material called "Light Yarns"; promised 24 books (the 32 books). Never happened.

Claim 93: "Since October 19, 1973 I have been involved with over 500 operations and projects."

Claim 95: Claimed a new Roswell series, NINE books to be released. Never happened.

Claim 104: 2008 Korff: "I will be on my Secret Wars book tour in 2008”.

Claim 116: Korff claimed to have sent us nanotechnology in between the last page and the back cover of a copy of one of his books which we did receive, but after careful examination there was no proof of any nanotechnology found. Kal Korff told me that using a magnification glass or 10 x microscope I would be able to confirm the identity of this nanotechnology. A contact at The University of Waterloo in Ontario said that nanotechnology would NOT be able to be viewed with a magnifying glass or low powered microscope.

Claim 126: Claimed to have sent of the manuscript for his book (or series of book) to Prometheus. Never did.

Claim 127: Claimed to have a video and would post it, showing the mailing off of the manuscript for his book (or series of book) to Prometheus. Never did.

A History of Lies - LINK

WAG UPDATE / 8-25-14

Korff posted this on FaceBook today, bragging about his "book tour" after he wrote that Meier book. In truth, the "tour" took place in California and Washington resulting in a very weak turn out.


In our effort to inform and educate the public, this is our more truthful version of this image:

Having fun yet Kalvin...

55 comments:

Anonymous said...

I see the clock was changed to India time. Good. Keep this asshole on his toes.

Anonymous said...

10 days... tick tock Wide Load...

niedermeyer said...

looking forward to claims that Indian time and American time aren't the same. 90 days there is like what, a year here? Let the backpedaling, denials, and lame-out excuses begin! though then again are his Facebook people even paying attention to this self-announced release date? is it an active point of discussion he is maintaining? like a real person building a deck or something, showing the progress with pride & discussing it with their buddies.

which in the end is all korff is attempting to compete with - Facebook posts about his former classmates building decks, spending time with their children, having fun doing things in the community etc. the things genuine humans care about and respond to. a book release in PDF format uploaded to some indie e-publishimng outlet on the web just isn't the same.

it isn't the same thing as an actual "book" either as those are traditionally published with editorial oversight. even Prometheus likely edited his prior rags to make them legible to non-crazy people. has Korff ever named whom is editing this new tome for him? if he doesn't have one its a wannabe effort. just like his captain and colonel commissions!

Jimmy D said...

Just back from my vacation in France, Karlton. We went to Britanny this year. A bit chilly for August, but beautiful.

Have you, your Punjabi princess wife and genius son managed to get away from your stinking, sweltering slum for a week or two?

Anonymous said...

Worthless, lying, evil, thieving pedo scum

Anonymous said...

"... is it an active point of discussion he is maintaining?"

WAG tells us, no.

When Karlton makes mention of this upcoming milestone, a few people chime in and then it dies off within minutes.

Of course, Karlton would tell you that private e-mails far out strip public posts on his FB Wall.

Sure they do....

Anonymous said...

"... has Korff ever named whom is editing this new tome for him?"

It's "peer reviewed" (just like that, never to be seen nanodust "article"), don't you know...

Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Anonymous said...

9 days you waste of space...

Anonymous said...

WAG

Kal Korff: I am sick of people who try to impose their religion on others and demand people change to accommodate them. The world doesn't revolve around any single one of us, it does so because of gravity.

Kal Korff: Unless YHWH literally blesses the USA, we will have a major terrorist attack again on Obama's watch.

Kal Korff: I passed the "hate test" a long time ago growing up with blacks (remember Eric Willis) and even a certain Indian named Raj and a Swiss dual citizen named Richard. Ahhh, the good ole days.

Kal Korff: The human race is failing, period. Until enough people GENUINELY CARE and DO SOMETHING to stop evil, evil will continue to win on a daily basis, if not more. It's a simple lesson of history, we are doomed to repeat it ad infinitum until we heed its wisdom.

... after Korff posted a Jewish flag on his wall. Read what he's saying here, he tell's people that this is his personal wall, it's his ONLY wall. Why would people assume it's not his "work" wall, as all he posts is political, Apple and personal bragging "articles"...

Lauri Eid: Kal, on your personal side that's great, but on your professional side, you are a reporter and you are supposed to be unbiased. Think about it

Kal Korff: Hi, I understand. No worries. This is my personal page and I am a Jew. My reporting has nothing to do with this, I think the graphic is neat. I have a series of them, flags from different countries, similar art stye. I get bored with photos of myself, never have liked them, but people send me emails sometimes asking me to post photos from TV appearances and stuff like that, so I do.

Anonymous said...

"... people send me emails sometimes asking me to post photos from TV appearances "

Sure they do Wide Load...

Funny thing, WAG tells us they never, ever post anything like that on your wall... no, they take that extra bit of time to send you a private e-mail asking you to post 15 to 20 year old photos of yourself.

Sure they do....

Anonymous said...

WAG

A check on http://nobleworldschool.com/ and what do we see?

Nothing.

No updates. No iLearning as promised.

Anonymous said...

7 days Wide Load....

Anonymous said...

WAG Update

Kal Korff: Uh......isn't ONE THIRD of Mexico ALREADY IN THE USA? Maybe they meant to say ANOTHER ONE THIRD? The Joke I keep hearing from my Mexican friends, I first heard this in Prague actually, yes there ARE Mexicans in Prague, many Mexican women actually and others from Latin America, met many of them – the joke is this: "We're just taking back our country, don't worry, we'll let you stay and you still won't need a visa."

Kal Korff: Hi everyone.

I am getting a lot of emails asking questions about my next book which is due out shortly. Your interest is most humbling, and I genuinely appreciate it. As soon as it is logical to release more info, I certainly will, I promise.

(4 Likes, one response, this book or series of books will logically set the literary world afire... )

Anonymous said...

We are ALL so humbled ... oh yea, and honored ...

Fucking yeah ....

"They Weren't Green" said...

It is honorable to be so humble.

Anonymous said...

6 days....

Anonymous said...

No offense meant to WAG of any other Lady Korffers....

From out of Prague, Czech Republic

You know Korff, that country you soiled for 10 years...

http://vimeo.com/markwatch4beauty

Anonymous said...

4 days...

Anonymous said...

The Noble World School Scam Update

A few weeks ago Korff "promised" to have his iPad based iSchool, or iLeraning set up, launched, running.

Of course, he didn't meet the deadline, etc....

In fact, if you go to that "schools" web site:

http://www.nobleworldschool.com/

You'll find zero updates. Nothing, nada, ZERO.

Kalvin K. Korff; ZERO, nada, nothing.

Anonymous said...

3 days...

Anonymous said...

tickitty tockitty Wide Load...

Anonymous said...

2 Days Wide Load....

Anonymous said...

Korffing Flashback - 2010

This all went down in 2010, 4 years and counting.

True lunacy at it's highest level.

That web site kick's Korff flabby ass every time!

http://www.freekurtis.org/Korff_Rants/Korff_Rant_May_18_2010_Franks_Prometheus_001.html

P.S. When I LEAVE Prague, expecting that I will have to, since I AM going one way or another, I will have a DUMMY copy of the material on me. This is deliberate. When they stop me and search me or "lose" one of my bags, IT WON'T MATTER. Captain FRANKS WILL BE TAKING THE "REAL DEAL" OUT REGARDLESS, and TWO BACK UP COPIES WILL REMAIN SAFELY in Israel and Prague, but I will NOT have them. The "version" I have will keep whomever busy and waste their complete time. Deliberately, while the REAL DEAL gets safely sent to you, including and especially, the CIA images that the CIA does not want me to publish, under penalty of prosecution.

Let them TRY! ;-)

Anonymous said...

Maybe someone should track down this Captain Franks and ask him about Korff.

https://www.facebook.com/lonnie.d.franks

Lives in Dayton, Ohio....

Anonymous said...

Ah, those days of "yester-yore" when Kalvin had his "crazy" fully on! Back in those days we could look forward to a daily display of Kalvin bouncing off the walls, yelling and screaming his "dire" threats at Royce Myers III, Kevin Randle, Don Ecker and David Biedny. I got to admit I miss that. Kalvin was always good for a belly laugh, and then the Korff Syndicate went and shut him down! Good Heavens, now we can no longer look for notes and letters steaming from Avim, Martina or the good Colonel himself. I have wondered what happened to S-3, jaunts to the Pakistan border to plant nano-dust or hearing about Kalvin's genius level kid!. Where is Kalvin's vaunted 219 IQ on display? What happened to his "Indian Princess", huh? Does that make Kalvin a Prince? Wow, living where the good people piss and poo in the streets, I wonder if the Princess or Prince have their servants go out to inspect around their palace for piles of poo or puddles of pee? Of course I still wonder if Kalvin keeps up on his nuclear research? Sheesh, you know when a kid designs an A-bomb when he is 14, you got to wonder what he is doing now? I guess my mind works in weird ways.

Hey Kalvin ... I have a suggestion for you ... why don't you go FUCK yourself Wide-Load ... 2 days to go you Fuck!

Anonymous said...

Pee and Poo, we Hate You.

2 days to go...

Anonymous said...

1.5 Days dummy.

Anonymous said...

WAG Update

Korff's been off FaceBook since September 1. Guess he's getting his book, or series of books readied for release....

"They Weren't Green" said...

How honorable and humble.

Brit_in_Prague said...

Just back from holiday and creaming my pants in anticipation of the new book release.

Anonymous said...

I've been creaming my pants with those Jennifer Lawrence nudez!!


F1 Racer

still not sued

Anonymous said...

12:00 is coming soon. Will the book, or series of books.....

Anonymous said...

OMG!!! No Book released? Did the Colonel get abducted by ISIS or maybe the staff at S-3 stopped it because too much covert material was in it?? Jesus! I had much of this month built around getting a copy and reading it. I mean, Holy Shit!! Been waiting YEARS FOR THIS FUCKING THING!!!

Well, I am SO SURPRISED .... FUCKING NOT!!!

Korff, when are you finally going to hang your head in SHAME and just SLINK OFF? Or maybe just hang ...

Anonymous said...

"..but people send me emails sometimes asking me to post photos from TV appearances and stuff like that, so I do."

- HORSESHIT, KalIsrael.

Anonymous said...

So did Kal get a 500 book deal or is the deal that he has to make up 500 book titles? LMFAO Kal is likely the most pathetic human on the planet. How so very far Kal has fallen. Kal could have had a very successful career were it not for his robust ego, his ignoring his personal issues and his very large mouth.

Anonymous said...

Lying piece of shit.

I believe this has been a useful technical exercise. Anytime Kalvin makes a similar claim, we can simply set the clock running again ...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

"Kal is likely the most pathetic human on the planet. How so very far Kal has fallen. Kal could have had a very successful career were it not for his robust ego, his ignoring his personal issues and his very large mouth."

That has always been this egotistical little pricks most glaring problem. His "pie hole" starts flapping faster than his brain can process. In other words Korff's alligator mouth overrides his humming bird ass. He has no self control, he thinks something up like "I think I will be, oh I don't know, oh yeah!, an Officer in some kind of military org., oh shit, what can I call it? Oh, okay I will call it S-3! and start talking So Loud and So Long, pretty soon I will have EVERYBODY convinced. Oh yeah, and I am in a foreign country ... and NOBODY speaks English as well as I Do!, I will convince everyone I AM SOMETHING SPECIAL!! I have a video camera ... I'll Pretend I am doing A TV SHOW and I can be a STAR!!!! Oh Fuck Yeah!!!!"

Except FAT BOY ... you fucked with the wrong people ... and how many years now since you been hiding behind your locked down FaceBook page? Hmm Asshole, how long?

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff failed again? No surprise there. Kal Korff's MO is epic failure on all levels. A book tour for Kal Korff is to carry a book written by someone else from the living room to the bathroom and back again. Kal is batting 1000 on failure.

Jimmy D said...

Kalvin Karlton Korff is pondscum.

"They Weren't Green" said...

How honorable, how humble.

Anonymous said...

WAG FaceBook Update

Korff posted a few things since September 1, nothing about the book, or series of books, and nobody in his slim wall posters have asked about it.....

Anonymous said...

WAG Update

As we wait for the book or series of books to not be released, I took notice of a review on Korff's Wall regarding his book "Spaceships of the Pleiades". It's a 5 Star review.

And how many people have Liked, or clicked some kind of response to this?

One: Kalvin K. Korff.

Brit_in_Prague said...

You are vermin, Korff. I wish I could get my hands on you.

Brit_in_Prague said...

How's the school scam going, "Colonel"?

Parted any unsuspecting parents from their cash?

Lured any unsuspecting pubescents into your fetid one-room wank chamber?

Anonymous said...

Gee, "book release day plus 3" and ... NO FUCKING BOOK OR SERIES OF BOOKS!!

Nice fucking job you Wide Load Lard Ass POS! And ... Karlton ... we never thought you would cause you are big on flapping ur mouth but real fucking light on carrying thru. Gee Whiz ... bet you never heard that before did ya Lard Ass?

Anonymous said...

WAG FaceBook says,

No book mention from Korff.

niedermeyer said...

such a surprise, kal korff blowing off another promised deadline. how hard is it to fake a book in pdf format? just laziness.

Anonymous said...

Where is the book, Karlton?

WHERE IS THE BOOK!!!!???

WHERE. IS. THE. FUCKING. BOOK????

You PROMISED!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

He, he, he... He promised.

http://www.freekurtis.org/Military_Reporter_Personas/indexframeset2.htm

Anonymous said...

Filthy lying bastard.

Anonymous said...

Ah, sorry Karlton, but NO, we will NOT QUIT.

Paybacks can be a bitch ... Bitch!

Anonymous said...

You are a lying piece of shit, Korff.

Anonymous said...

Damn, I really wanted to read this book, or series of books....

FN

Anonymous said...

Well, Hot Damn! Book Release Day plus 5 and still no book, no word and Karlton, for once, is keeping his fat, flappin' Pie Hole shut.

Damn, why am I not surprised? Good work once again Wide Load.

Anonymous said...

WAG FaceBook Update

A new .PDF article, no mention of the book or series of books.

The Tick Tock of life kontinues....