Thursday, September 11, 2014

Same Behavior, Same Results

Poor, dumb, Kalvin K. Korff. Try as he might, he can't stop himself from making promises, setting deadlines, humbly bragging and coming up empty.

As we wait for Kalvin to make some kind of excuse regarding the release of his book, or series of books, and as we ready a few new posts to keep the energy up, we present Kurtis Korff, circa 2014, beard and all, with his Family in tow, although no Kalvin, because he's in self imposed exile in India.

We do not post this to engage in any exchange with Kalvin's extended family, notice we don't name any other names. It wouldn't help the cause and it would only bring us down to Kalvin's level of behavior to call out family member's in the lame attempt to piss people off to get a reaction.

No, we present this for no other reason that to prove to Kalvin that we will not stop monitoring him.

We will never stop.

WAG Update 9-16-14
Korff, still using this photoshop image on his .PDF articles...
Korff looks like this now



69 comments:

Jimmy D said...

Apart from the dirtbag felon on the right, I don't believe anyone in this photo deserves to be posted on this site.

How about you leave it up for a couple of days - just to let Kalvin know we're always watching - and then take it down?

Anonymous said...

.... it was sent to us from a family member who posted it on Facebook. So, while I see your point, it's already on a public web site and, did Korff or his Mother care about "that" family when he stole that Apple equipment? Or when Korff messed with people at their place of business? Did they apologize, when given a chance, on McConnell's show? No they did not....

We see your point.

Anonymous said...

How's that edit work for you...?

Jimmy D said...

Looks good to me!

Just my ten cents', though.

Jimmy D said...

Have a look at this photo: http://zpravy.idnes.cz/explaining-u-s-justice-1-0vx-/domaci.aspx?c=A080307_112120_anglictina_bar

Kuris has really let himself go, hasn't he?

Anonymous said...

Here is a thought about Korff all you Girls ...

What goes around will end up coming around ... you reap what you sow and sorry about that if it is embarrassing to the rest of the family. A great point was made about how the Korff family felt when their "sweet little Kalvin" was stealing and lying and HURTING people. Fuck him, and if they don't speak up about that fucking psycho, fuck them. And No, I am not fucking sorry.

Anonymous said...

"... if they don't speak up about that fucking psycho, fuck them."

Ditto.

Anonymous said...

WAG FaceBook Update

The little minded and very ignorant Kalvin K. Korff calling out the mentally challenged as a joke. WAG really didn’t need to give much background or reasoning for Korff’s stupidity here, but I will.

Suffice to say, LibTard has the word “retard” in it. The word “retard” in and of itself is a hate word. Plain and simple.

Korff, you blithering idiot, why don’t you educate your 210 IQ shit for brains. Jesus knows you really need to go back to the CZ or better yet, on a book tour of America.

Please come back you ignorant, backstabbing, lying and thieving wanker.

http://www.r-word.org/r-word-effects-of-the-word.aspx

“Kal Korff: It's not hatred at all, not when I do NOT feel such emotions, towards anyone...”

Fuck You Bartu:

http://www.freekurtis.org/Military_Reporter_Personas/Cable_and_Simms_frame.html
Bartu Video 1:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0hL9jC_448

Bartu Video 2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7D2m_l938

No hate here, right Korff. Shithead.

FN
A Korff Post, September 12, 2014
Subject: This REDEFINES the term, "LibTard"

Alan Dickerson: Using terms like Libtard is just another version of HATE. Very unbecoming of a guy that says he's fighting hate. Plus, it is in direct opposition to Matthew 7:12, the Golden Rule. And, detracts from the message in a highly negative way!

Kal Korff: It's not hatred at all, not when I do NOT feel such emotions, towards anyone by the way and I have said this before. If someone smokes while standing in a puddle of gasoline and their hot ashes from their cigarette start a fire, and I say that was a stupid thing to do, it's right. Does this mean the person is "stupid" across the board? It means nothing else other than the word used, period. It does not decide if a person is "stupid" and that's a qualitative judgement anyway.

If I hate someone I just say it. Same with if I love someone. I don't mince words.

"They Weren't Green" said...

How humblingly honorable.

Jimmy D said...

"... if they don't speak up about that fucking psycho, fuck them."

Actually - I believe that Korff's mother's husband/Korff's stepfather (or someone related to his stepfather) already did. See the all-caps posting here- http://kalisanidiot.blogspot.cz/2008/08/more-on-conniving-kalvin-korff-and-his.html

You are an embarrassment to your family, Kalvin. You are a disgrace.

Anonymous said...

That's Kurtis "Dirtbag" Korff, FN.

Housebreaker, attempted murderer and welcher on child support payments. And all-round piece of shit - just like his brother.

Jimmy D said...

Do you get it now, Kalvin? For as long as I live or for as long as you live, I (together with my fellow Korffers) will never stop checking up on you, wondering what scam you're cooking up, and generally keeping you under tabs.

Anonymous said...

That is true.

From time to time, life takes over; family, friends, work, etc., and I "forget" to do a bit of Korffing.

Then, after a time, a few ticks of the tock, I find myself wondering what Wide Load is up to.

Many times, he's up to nothing but then...

We find a new scam...

http://www.nobleworldschool.com/

Upon further Korffing, we might find material like this:

Taken from the FAQ page on this template web site for this fake school scam:

Q: What about basic qualities being inculcated?

Kal Korff: One of the most important places where we lay focus is mannerisms. Children are taught, right from the beginning, on how to behave in a crowd. They are also taught about basic etiquettes, table manners etc. The children are trained in a manner such that they can easily compete and interact with the private and corporate sector while growing up. Lastly, the school is an English-medium school and hence we lay stress on conversing with the child in English at all times.

This child-like text can send a Korffer into more Korffing and those results will confirm what is already known...

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/mannerism

Kalvin K. Korff is an ignorant, uneducated scam artist.

Korffing is fun.

Brit_in_Prague said...

Mannerisms.

Oh fer fuck's sake.

You bloody moron, Korff.

Jimmy D said...

Well, it looks like Kalvin is persisting in his Noble World scam. New photos have been added. Further text (i.e. lies) has been added.

We must remain vigilant.

You are lying scum, Korff.

Anonymous said...

"They are also taught about basic etiquettes, table manners etc"
---"etiquette" isn't "countable", you buffoon. "Taught basic etiquette", not "etiquettes".

Weren't you supposed to be an english teacher?

Anonymous said...

"Besides intellectual ability, we aim to imbibe the virtues of goodness..."

Anonymous said...

" and completed his high school graduation requirements in only three years...."

So did I, basically. I got all my main course work completed. I did have a few minor things left so my daily Senior year went like this:

8:00 AM to 11:AM and them off to work, college prep, and play time...

Just like you Korff. We proved this.

http://alturl.com/bkbu6

You fucking liar.

Anonymous said...

Nothing like spell and language check, right Wide Load. Ha, ha, ha!

Admissions:
We are setting up a school thast will turn our children fully enabled and equipped to face the future, and take the competition head on.

Anonymous said...

"....introduce children to fundamental learning through an integrated curriculum that is more recreational and engaging in nature...."

Korff has no education license or accreditation, he’s careful to not say he does on this fake web site.

Read the carefully created Administrators page.

http://nobleworldschool.com/?page_id=110

In essence Korff is trying to put together a grade school with curriculum based on manners, etiquette and playtime.

Korff does put this text in his curriculum Section:

The subjects offered are English, Hindi, Mathematics, Science, Social Sciences, General Knowledge and Environmental Studies. Also, Art, Drama, Music, Dance, Outdoor Play and Field Trips are an integral part of the curriculum.

It’s quite clear when you look over the entire site that playtime, basic how to get along with others and listen to Kalvin K. Korff talk about his life experiences, is the main focus of this “school”.

Scam.

Anonymous said...

Right out of the Head Masters lying mouth.

January 2012

Kal Korff: Speaking of universities, unless I delay my plans, I intend to finish my Master's Degree in about a year, once I resume it.

Anonymous said...

You know, it is funny as I look at those two photographs of Wide Load on this most recent thread. That "slack jawed, vacant nobody is home look" on either photo. The only thing missing is the drool running down his mug but I assume it was "photo-shopped" out.

You do got to give Wide Load credit for one thing though ... regardless he keeps trying to run those scams no matter how many times the dumb ass is caught. Never give up Wide Load, Never Surrender! And while I think of it .. lay off that fried food, will ya?

Anonymous said...

... never pass up a meal either.

Brit_in_Prague said...

Scotland votes on its independence tomorrow. I wonder if the Great Man has pronounced on this ...

Anonymous said...

WAG

Nothing yet. he's been using FaceBook very little over the last month....

Anonymous said...

Where's the book, Karlton? The one you promised. It's late.

Where is it?

Where is it?

This isn't hate from one of your kritics. It's a perfectly fair question.

If there's been a hitch, let's hear about it.

Where is it, Kal?

Anonymous said...

WHERE IS THE BOOK, KALVIN?!!!!!

Anonymous said...

... almost 13 days in the life and lie of Kalvin K. Korff.

Anonymous said...

Where is the book (or series of books) you ask? Ha!! This dumb klod hopper couldn't find his fat ass even if he had a body length mirror, two hunting dogs PLUS a hunting licease! Where is the book? There is no book, no television show, no Kolonel, no S-3, no genius level son, no Indian Princess, no IQ of 219 (an Omni Magazine IQ test, one of the hardest in the known Universe!!!) no A-bomb design, no hunting for terrorists, no nano-dust, no FUCKING NOTHING!! This fucking fat ass has been writing checks with his fat assed mouth that his fat ass could NEVER cash! And Kalvin Klod Hopper, we know it, the world knows it, even your mom knows it. Get a KLUE Kalvin ... you are not only done ... but you have been done for many many many fucking years. You are a JOKE lard ass, a not very fucking funny joke. Kay'??

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, ha! Great post! And so fact based.

FN

Anonymous said...

From the front page ...

"As we wait for Kalvin to make some kind of excuse regarding the release of his book, or series of books, and as we ready a few new posts to keep the energy up, we present Kurtis Korff, circa 2014, beard and all, with his Family in tow, although no Kalvin, because he's in self imposed exile in India."

If I may suggest, Kalvin "shit for brains" knows better than to address his broken promises regarding his "book or series of books" because he knows we will fry his lazy ass. The best he can hope for is that "we" will eventually "forget" his broken promises. Never fucking happen lard ass, never fucking happen.

Anonymous said...

You are correct fellow Korffer.

Anonymous said...

We are watching, Karlton. We are always watching.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I "borrowed" this from an earlier thread but I felt that it needed to be posted again ...

"This posting was so "on the money" I decided to re-post it today. Ladies and Gentlemen ... from June 17th, 2014 I give you ...

"In short this is why Kal has attracted the kind of attention he has, Because Kal K. Korff has:
~Claimed he was a spy for a non-existent Israeli military intelligence agency
~Claimed that he would sue and have people who disagreed with or exposed him sued and arrested
~Stalked people claiming that his agents were following them and it was just a matter of time before they went to jail or lost their jobs. I think he called some peoples employers too.
~Said he had a 500 book publishing deal
~Told people he was employed by Lawrence Livermore national Labs and worked on the Star Wars Project when the truth was he just did low level technical support on computers
~Made up a story about creating something at Apple that he had nothing to do with
~Took advantage of a philanthropist and used this person's name to foot the bill for electronic products. Kal stole Apple electronics and sold them.
~Told people he was a CIA agent
~He's a complete homophobe, all around liar, proven thief, delusional dickhead and all around fucking asshole."

And, allow me to add ... those are this fucking fat little Troll's ... Good Points!"

Anonymous said...

And, allow me to add ... those are this fucking fat little Troll's ... Good Points!"

Ditto.

"They Weren't Green" said...

So much humbling honor.

Jimmy D said...

All you have to do is STOP, Kal ...

Anonymous said...

This morning, for no good reason, I was thinking about Korff and why I really do loath him. Actually Korff is a total "sad-sack" and "should" be an object of pity ... BUT! And this is a BIG BUT! ... he is a vicious and back biting little punk that for years tried to hurt people. I would have dropped this long ago but having watched this little scum-bag trying his best to hurt people ... I decided I would never quit as long as this guy still manages to waddle about. He tried to get family men (with wives and kids) fired from their jobs, get other professional people tossed out of their professions, lied and schemed and stole from others and when caught ... told them "fuck you!" This fat little toad has no center, no honor, is not a man and therefore I will not now or ever give quarter to him. As far as his family is concerned ... well we know his "dirt bag" brother is another lost cause (and a criminal) and if his family will not speak out about Korff then as far as I am concerned ... they get nothing from me either. I am so sick of people that will not take a position, that try to stay in the "middle of the road" that my ass is simply sore. Korff, your day is coming you fucking fat little pimply troll ... your fucking day is coming ...

Anonymous said...

Korffing Phrase of the Day

pimply troll

Anonymous said...

Another Korff Historical Wrap Up Post coming soon.

Nothing you don't already know, but from time to time the Korffing Syndicate likes to sum up for clarity and purpose.

Suck on it Pimply Troll.

Developing...

FN

Anonymous said...

Scum. Pure scum.

Jimmy D said...

Look at the difference between KK now and when he fled the Czech Republic. I'd say he has diabetes or something. If I were him, I'd definitely get myself checked out.

Of course, he can't, because he won't have access to decent medical care.

I confidently expect KKK to predecease this 50-year-old by a couple of decades at least.

Anonymous said...

WAG FaceBook Update

Korff is averaging much less time on FB than as is usual.

A bit of Apple (but far less than I would expect before and after the iPhone 6 launch), and a few political posts.

Nothing, zero remarks regarding his book, or series of books.

Maybe he's working his little chubby fingers away trying to finish a .PDF book or some sort?

Anonymous said...

Where's the book, Kal? You PROMISED.

Anonymous said...

WAG FaceBook Update

A few Apple posts today.

Thanks for checking in Wideload.

Anonymous said...

Very shortly it will be 3 weeks "past due" and Wide Load's book (or series of books) is nowhere in sight. Just another FAIL for Kalvin Karlton Korff with a lifetime of failures behind him.

After all, did we expect any less from the Kolonel Klown??

"They Weren't Green" said...

Such humbling honor, or a series of honors.

Anonymous said...

Yes, a boner, or a series of boners...

Ha, ha, ha!

Anonymous said...

WAG FaceBook Update

Kal Korff: CONGRATULATIONS to India for successfully launching their first space probe to Mars. It is now in orbit. Instead of shooting for the Moon as China has done, India has said "Let's go to Mars instead," and they've done it, joining an American spacecraft as well. Kudos to India for this amazing achievement.

Jimmy D said...

Kalvin - I've asked you nicely. Now I'm demanding to know: WHERE. IS. THE. BOOK?????

Anonymous said...

You know, Kalvin. A favourite pastime of Empire-era British cavalry officers in India was hunting wild pigs with their regimental lances. They called it "pig sticking". They'd have had a ball with you, "Colonel".

Look at the state of you, man. Don't the Special Secret Services (snigger) conduct regular medicals?

Anonymous said...

Special Secret Snickers... Federal Bureau of Twinkies, Internal Ho-Ho Services.... and so on.

Ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Tick, tock....

Oh, whatever.

Anonymous said...

It does appear to be 3 weeks Past Due Lard Ass. That is 3 weeks and NO Book or series of Books. Wow, why am I not surprised, eh Turd Boy? Why am I not surprised?

Anonymous said...

WAG FaceBook Update

No mention of the book and very little else for that matter.

Type away Lard Ass, the wold awaits....

Anonymous said...

As a month approaches with no book or series of books released, a new post is being readied.

We're not being lazy, or with nothing to say or report....

No, we're just enjoying life (we have a life Karlton; full of family, friends and humbling honesty and honored love), and we are enjoying the count up clock as well.

We will never stop...

No Law Suits Filed.
Korffing for a Korff Free Internet.
Korffers Unite.
God Bless Don Ecker.

The Korffing Syndicate

Anonymous said...

Staring my morning out with a little Korffing. I see this blog is staying on point.

I noticed that Korff has not posted a new video in about 3.5 years.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKrO1zdp9mEveOCQAKMHeAw

Gee, I wonder if this has anything to do with the Korffing YouTube channel and Santa in a Floppy Hat...?

https://www.youtube.com/Kiaiblogspot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYbWc77cGVk

And Korff's template web site has been down for about 3 years.

Gee, I wonder if this has anything to do with the launch of the Exposure web site...?

http://www.freekurtis.org/

Karlton, you see how this works, right?

Even a dim bulb like you must have figured this out.

I'll move along with this early appearance by Kalvin. I find it enlightening to see and hear Korff acting like Korff. He will never change. We will never stop.

http://www.disclose.tv/action/viewvideo/77848/Billy_Meier_Ufo_Debate__Jim_Dilettoso_VS_Kal_Korff/

Keep up the good work Korffers.

Anonymous said...

WAG FaceBook Update

I know you Korffer's like to see the humble and the honored...


Kal Korff: Hi everyone. I am honored to report that I have three articles published in the Daily Post newspaper today. The first is a one page special on India's incredible achievement sending a probe to Mars on their first attempt for a price so cheap it might shake up the entire space industry; second article is on Obama and Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi's upcoming meeting, last article is a travel piece on the beautiful city of Basel, Switzerland, -- one of my favorite cities. I've always loved Switzerland.
I'll post higher resolution jpeg images of these when I get them. Thanks!

On beer. Can you believe anything this guy says? No, you can not. In any case, Korff, adding calories to his ever widening wait line...


Kal Korff: I AGREE. I enjoyed some Czech beers this evening with my cousin here in India and with some friends.

Anonymous said...

Memo to a certain lying pedo criminal:

1/ run hot bath
2/ disrobe, step in
3/ open vein
4/ lay back, await much-deserved oblivion

Anonymous said...

WHERE IS THE EFFING BOOK, GODDAMIT!!!?

Anonymous said...

Okay, Day 24 and no book or series of books. What do you have to say "Shit for Brains?"

Where is the book or series of books Kalvin? Where is the "nano-dust" Kalvin? Where is your "genius level son" Kalvin? Where are your design plans for your a-bomb Kalvin? Where is all your legal research you conducted on the O.J. trail or your dirt bag brother Kalvin? Where is your Princess Bride Kalvin?

Kind of getting the drift here you fucking asswipe? Your all hat and no cattle wide load, all mouth and no work, just a fat fucking disgrace and a damned poor excuse for a human being ... geeze your mother must be so proud ....

Anonymous said...

Kalvin Karlton Korff answers our questions... not really, follow along:

Where is the book or series of books Kalvin?

“I am the only known person on the planet who knows when and where this book or series of books will be published.”

http://alturl.com/oa5ik

- - - -

Where is the "nano-dust" Kalvin?

“I never said nano-bots….”

http://alturl.com/d7xj2

- - - -

Where is your "genius level son" Kalvin?

“He died shortly after birth, BUT was tested for intelligence and he came in at just over 200 IQ, just like his Father.”

http://alturl.com/v9cu9

- - - -

Where are your design plans for your a-bomb Kalvin?

“If you paid attention, and this is very well known if you cared to look, the government took those plans away from me when I was called out of class.”

http://alturl.com/bh42h

- - - -

Where is all your legal research you conducted on the O.J. trail

“I signed a non-disclosure agreement that allows me to tell the public that I was part of the case, and what my interaction was but I can not release any of that information.”

http://alturl.com/hwpdc

- - - -

Or your dirt bag brother Kalvin?

“My Brothers problems are his own, that’s why I ONLY tried to help him in the only way I know how”.

http://alturl.com/wzx4u

- - - -

Where is your Princess Bride Kalvin?

“I do not have to prove to you that I am married. In any case, we have to keep a low profile because the paparazzi in India will not leave us alone.”

http://alturl.com/37eu4

- - - -

Thanks for checking in Kalvin.

Anonymous said...

KAL = UTTER FAILURE ON EVERY LEVEL

Kal, you're a stupid mother fucker. How you've wasted your life away and fucked over so many others in the course of it. Anything coming into contact with you Kal will be a casualty of your greed, ineptitude and outright lunacy. Remember that gangster movie with the guy everyone called Mush? They called him Much because anything he touched turned to complete shit. Kal 'Mush' Korff is quite fitting for you, Kal.

Anonymous said...

All fucking "hat" and NO fucking cattle. That is Lard Ass in a nutshell, right Tubby?

Anonymous said...

"All fucking "hat" and NO fucking cattle. That is Lard Ass in a nutshell, right Tubby?"

Hahahahahahaha! How about this? All ASS and no BRAINS!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Anonymous said...

Where is your "genius level son" Kalvin?

“He died shortly after birth, BUT was tested for intelligence and he came in at just over 200 IQ, just like his Father.”

http://alturl.com/v9cu9

---- THIS LINK DOESN'T WORK FOR ME.

Jimmy D said...

“He died shortly after birth, BUT was tested for intelligence and he came in at just over 200 IQ, just like his Father.”

--- If this quote is accurate, then god damn you to hell for making such a claim, Korff. Jesus Christ, I wish I could get my hands on you. You disgust me more and more each day.

Anonymous said...

None of that post is true....

"Kalvin Karlton Korff answers our questions... not really, follow along:"

Just an exercise in Korffing.

Anonymous said...

That short URL goes here:

http://www.freekurtis.org/Tina/Korff_Genius_Son_Lie.html