Friday, December 5, 2014

Santa in a Floppy Hat stumbles in for a chat...

Santa in a Floppy Hat checks in for a very, very drunken 2014 update.

"Don't hate me because I drink, love me because I'll never, EVER stop Korffing! Fuck you Kalvin Karton Korff... lick your own nipples you fucking fuck!"

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41 comments:

Anonymous said...

Santa! I'm loving it! More videos you lunatic!!!!

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha!!!!

Anonymous said...

A laugh, or series of laughs.

"They Weren't Green" said...

What a humbling honor.

Anonymous said...

"A laugh, or series of laughs."

Klassic!

Ha, ha, ha!!!!

Jimmy D said...

Suck it up, Kalvin.

How's your clean-up India campaign going?

How's your new school going?

How's your iPads for Peace scam going?

Where's the book?

Lying scum.

Anonymous said...

How about the asshole who never went to college, working on is thesis...

Fuck Wad.

Kal Korff:
A graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

A graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

A graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

A graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Anonymous said...

It is bullshit Korff. Your're the fat that needs to be cut, from the internet!

Kal Korff: There's so much waste and inefficiency in the US Govt, I'm tired of hearing "apologists" deny it and saying there's not much more fat to cut. BS!

Anonymous said...

Wanna see a funny thing... Here's the title of the post Korff was responding to...

Watchdog! WATCHDOG!

Ha, ha, ha!

Pentagon Watchdog: DOD Stumbles in Cloud Computing Plan
An inspector general found Pentagon policymakers did not fully execute numerous... WWW.NEXTGOV.COM

Anonymous said...

An unemployed fifty year old failure on the run from a lifetime of confidence scams asks: Mom, when can you send my next check?

Anonymous said...

"...a lifetime of confidence scams..."

Yes!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

"...a lifetime of confidence scams..."

Yes!

Sorry Folks, I MUST Disagree ... This country bumpkin is too fucking ignorant to pull a scam off. I would suggest we change it to "... a lifetime of confidence ATTEMPTS!"

Right Asswipe??

Anonymous said...

Korff, you fucking, fuck.

What it must be like to wake up and exist everyday, knowing what a failure you've been and worse, knowing that the entire world has access to your failures, point by point.

Damn, that's really gotta sting that flabby ass of yours.

Anonymous said...

Fat Ass speaks...

Kal Korff: I know we are far from perfect, and in my view some areas are getting worse, but I'll take the USA's track record against Germany's, Russia's, China's, the Muslim World, England's, and many others. For Iran to chair a Human Rights commission at the UN for example, I feel is wrong.

Anonymous said...

Coward's.... you should know. And let's remember the Korff Klaim that he pushed for the term, Islamofascist, to be used by the US government.


Kal Korff: Well, this was wholly predictable, and is yet another reason I cannot support the Obama administration and the DumboCrats on this. Just for "politically correct" reasons, they have no once AGAIN refused to designate the Muslim Brotherhood as a terrorist group.

They certainly are, they are specifically Islamofascist, and seek to destroy the USA and Europe for forcing people to impose Sharia Law. Egyptians stupidly voted them into power, then very quickly toppled them in the largest uprising in that country's lengthy history. That SHOULD have been a CLUE for Obama, butt it obviously is not.

Cowards!

Anonymous said...

beat down. and check the change to UFO's for good measure.

Wide Load be ignorant.


Simon Teeter: openly admitted in the article "non-peer reviewed" and only verified through internal NOAA channels. AKA self serving propaganda.. straight out of Edward Bernays propaganda model.. ever read any? Seems to me the phrase "We've investigated ourselves... and.. determined we've done nothing wrong" might just fit in this instance. Especially considering the nature of regulatory/industry capture of "science" and the "scientific process", the media, academia etc. It's all simply a function of the systemic control schema.. conveniently left out of all these anthropogenic climate change discussions is the very real use of SAG/SRM. Don't know about it? perhaps you should investigate the topic. Start with Harvard and David Keith.. learn about what you do not know. Instead of validating this USA today propaganda drivel. There hasn't been a non manipulated (to varying degrees) weather pattern in 25yrs.

But.. like I said. what would you know about it?

Kal Korff: Simon, I am not validating anything. I am simply passing this news along predicting that it will be ignored by global warming advocates because they too often throw out FACTS they don't want to face: same with the other side.

Reminds me of UFOlogy/UFOOLogy – too little, too late.

Being a native born and raised Californian, who remembers water shortages and cut backs when I was a kid, there is NO EXCUSE for any water shortages. Had our "progressives" bothered to think ahead and plan in advance, they would have made over these decades several plants to get water from the ocean, right off the coast. Butt they didn't.

Anonymous said...

hey you fucking thief, just steal them, again.

kal Korff: Tablets continue to shrink the desktop market. Most content now on the web is accessed by mobiles, desktop marketshare continues to shrink as we increasingly move to a post-PC world.

Personally, I am glad there is both, I don't use a fixed desktop model anymore, have not for years; instead a desktop class laptop and an iPad, and iPod Touch. Haven't seen the need to give up either three, I'm grateful I have them.

If I ever get the iPhone 6 Plus I'll drop the iPad Mini, but I still would like a larger 9.7 inch iPad or their new rumored iPad Pro coming out next year, around 12 inches, speakers on all four sides, it's designed for education, medical, and business. Should be fun!

My DREAM configs: iPhone 6 Plus, MacBook Air, iPad Pro.

Anonymous said...

Two pages of blog posts and not a single comment...

The epic failure continues...

http://banegaswachhbharat.com/easyblog/blogger/listings/kalkorff

Anonymous said...

Korff does report, on the blog tied to his "media giant" and Wide Load gets ZERO response to these posts. And, where's the photos and videos Korff.

You fucking liar.

October 11 - BREAKING NEWS!

Kal Korff: I am genuinely honored and humbled to report that I have been appointed to be a key figure/player in the recently announced Clean India Project, which has been started by Prime Minister Narendra Modi.

I'll be reporting daily on efforts to clean up India, documenting progress and encouraging others to be involved in this great effort. I'll still be doing my other duties, but now will be adding these new initiatives to my daily routine.

It's such an honor to be here, and help where possible developing this great nation.

Developing....

Anonymous said...

WAG FaceBook Update

WAG checks in with this interesting development.

"FB now allows you to do word and sentence searches. here's one of many I found much more easy than before."

Thanks to for the information. You are one hell of a Korffer my lady.

December 18, 2010 ·

Kal Korff: Here is a cyberstalker who now faces DOZENS of years in prison for behaving much like James Dalyrumple (aka "JimmyD") does, as well as his colleague "F1 Racer," (aka Francis Underwood). Cyberstalking is against the law, and police ARE clamping down. Shortly, the official police complaints for criminal activity by both these guys, WILL be published.

Anonymous said...

Ha. ha. ha! What a fucking lunatic! No one served, no one sued, ever.

I miss the glory days when Kalvin had his very public melt down.

Fucking 2 axe handle, gay hating, genius son lying, motherfucker.

December 11, 2010

Kal Korff: I have some AWESOME NEWS, please do NOT tell my "kritics," especially haters and extremists like "JimmyD" and "F1 Racer" Dr. Chander Parkash has been appointed by me to be the Director of Operations, Worldwide, for PriyaMitra.org, the new NGO I am the CEO of. I will announce more partners soon, after my "kritics" LIE and deny this latest development. Since they "live to hate," — I'm spreading peace. Shalom!

December 22, 2010

Kal Korff: My lawyers file their legal & police felony complaints against James Dalyrumple, aka "JimmyD," and Francis Underwood, aka "F1Racer," STARTING TOMORROW. As soon as I return to Prague shortly, the FBI from the USA will be DIRECTLY involved. It's a matter of time, before they're served with papers & other actions. They ignored the Cease & Desist they were sent. This isn't a bluff, once served, we WILL publish the docs.

Anonymous said...

I'm loving this new search option! Ha, ha, ha! Living in the past much, Kalvin? Ha, ha, ha!

December 17, 2010 ·

Kal Korff‎: Jeffery Pritchett, Hi Jeff, just a "heads up," but you are friends with a Kal Korff IMPOSTOR by the name of JimmyD, (James Dalyrumple) or Facebook user name Jimmy Dee. Your name and everyone he was "friended" has been turned over to the FBI, Interpol and Czech police as a witness and victim. You might wish to block him, it is up to you. Here's his phony page, which the police now have. When investigators contact you, you'll know why now. Wishing you the best, look forward to appearing on your show soon.

Anonymous said...

Oh God how I loved the year of his lord, 2010! The FBI, the freaking FBI! Ha, ha, ha, ha!

December 7, 2010

Kal Korff: The FBI has received my first (not last) complaints for criminal violations of laws against "JimmyD" and certain bozos who run the blog which exists only to try to harm me, advocates violence, and of course is cited widely by UFO CONspiracy nuts, other extremists. I'll publish this as soon as I get the case number and am sure his civil "rights" won't be violated. Leaving for Prague soon to do this and other actions.

Anonymous said...

December 31, 2010

Kal Korff

Update: James Dalyrumple (JimmyD), & Francis Underwood (aka F1Racer) were officially reported to Czech Criminal Police for "threatening to kill" me; Czech Criminal Police are now acting on this. They have contacted them. Those who supported these extremists/haters are now also being dealt with, such as David Biedny. Praise YHWH, thanks Czech Police, and happy new year everyone. Update soon.

Anonymous said...

December 22, 2010

Kal Korff

A reporter got a copy of the Cease and Desist which was sent to James Dalyrumple (aka "JimmyD") and Francis Underwood, (aka "F1Racer"). One would think that with reporters being in the loop on this, with the media covering this eventually, they would take this seriously and NOT break the laws. But extremists and haters CANNOT be "reasoned" with, one must stop them.

Anonymous said...

December 22, 2010

Kal Korff

A reporter got a copy of the Cease and Desist which was sent to James Dalyrumple (aka "JimmyD") and Francis Underwood, (aka "F1Racer"). One would think that with reporters being in the loop on this, with the media covering this eventually, they would take this seriously and NOT break the laws. But extremists and haters CANNOT be "reasoned" with, one must stop them.

Anonymous said...

iPads for Peace - remember this scam? We do...

March 6, 2011

Kal Korff

We train more peace worker candidates this Tues. After they finish their training they'll be sent to parts of the world to make a positive difference. After more training in their destination country, they'll receive a free Apple iPad or Peace Pad. I'm enjoying being the CEO of this new global peace org, I'm honored to work with great people like Lonnie Franks. Some haters/extremists said this wasn't true. Oh well:-)

Anonymous said...

November 29, 2010

Kal Korff

Waaaaay MegaCool! The new Global Peace Foundation I am the new CEO of which will cooperate with the Dayton Center for World Peace in Ohio, (which is a true honor) and we will be iPad centric and GIVE iPads away to students who will learn English and help promote world peace. Praise YHWH!

Anonymous said...

February 23, 2010

Kal Korff‎ to Lonnie D. Franks

Hi Buck! THANKS for the honor. Have been putting the new MacBook through much paces, flies like a JSF, it is a dream and a life saver, THANKS AND LOVE! I promised you a lot of things, I am almost done with them, my guesstimate is by end of weekend around the release of my next books. Have everything from iPad to Peace stuff for you, made lots of progress on all the right fronts on things we spoke about, look forward to sending this to you for your feedback, etc. Ok, sending this hoping to catch you, still learning Facebook. Love, Kal

Anonymous said...

Yeah, too bad for us that you're a fucking liar. Ha, h, ha!

November 30, 2010

Kal Korff

The name of the new global peace org I'm the new CEO of, too bad for my "Kritics" who are haters/xtremeists; is priyamitra.org. Its name is ancient sanskrit. It means "beloved friend." We GIVE AWAY FREE iPads or "PeacePads," working with fellow peace groups worldwide. While Peace IS the way, one cannot "negotiate" with a Hitler type, instead one must destroy him. Society must GUARANTEE a Hitler can never rise again.

Anonymous said...

December 3, 2010

Kal Korff

Thanks to being the new CEO of the new global peace org, PriyaMitra, we have ALREADY reached cooperation with one church and several schools. We will be giving away iPads, teaching computer literacy, English literacy, and promoting inter-faith dialog, and teaching people NOT to hate. We'll try to change the world one person at a time.

Anonymous said...

December 20, 2010

Kal Korff

Here's one of my best friends, she's an award winning supermodel, won Elite Modeling Agency's contest years ago and was voted third most beautiful woman in Europe. She "lost" only to Giselle Bundchen and Linda Evangelista. I post her picture here because she is a REAL person and is NOT arrogant like Jess Hart (below) is. She is also my Executive Producer and is UFO WatchCat, she helps me expose UFO frauds and UFOOLogists. Martina quit supermodel stuff because she has morals.

Anonymous said...

Fuck You Korff.

November 25, 2010

Kal Korff

HAPPY THANKSGIVING — Going to eat with some of our brave men and women in the Armed Forces. Wish my cousin were with me who is also here in Afghanistan, I hope to hear from him soon. Praise YHWH.

Anonymous said...

Last but not least, WAG gives us the first day Korff started to post his lunacy on Facebook.

Facebook, a web site Korff said he would never join, had no reason to join, because he had his very own template web site... had.... Ha, ha, ha!

February 24, 2010

Kal Korff added 11 new photos to the album Kal Korff - Some Major TV Shows.

Here are some video stills from some of my major media appearances I am best known for. I would like to thank every producer who let me on their shows, it was always an honor. I'd especially like to thank Mr. Robert Kiviat, the best Hollywood Executive Producer I've ever had the honor of working with.

Dinner With The Troops said...

HAPPY THANKSGIVING — Going to eat with some of our brave men and women in the Armed Forces. Wish my cousin were with me who is also here in Afghanistan, I hope to hear from him soon. Praise YHWH.


HOME RUN! Poseur wannabe loser exposed.

Jimmy D said...

If you could do a search for "surveillance" (though it'll probably be misspelled), that'd be nice.

He once posted that the Czech police had my home under 24-hour surveillance and that they were poised to swoop (or something).

I'd love to take the poor things out a cup of tea - they must be very cold and pissed off by now.

Anonymous said...

One of your publishers... For Christ Fuck Korff, 1995, you fuck wad. Your Meier book came out in '95!

Name me another publisher Korff, the one who first released the book, you fucking moron.

Kal Korff: I like Randi's and Penn and Teller's working exposing paranormal nonsense. One of my publishers is Prometheus Books, home of the skeptic world publishing wise.

Stop_LYING_Korff!!! said...

Still lying, I see, "Colonel"

Jimmy D said...

Kristmas for Korff: Alone again, naturally.

You deserve it, Korff. For all the lies, all the scams, and all the pain you've caused over the years.

Mr S*dl*c*k will be serving food to the homeless this Christmas, Korff. You won't even (despite your lies to the contrary) be even sweeping shit off the streets.

You are scum, Korff.

Apologise to Mr S*dl*c*k, Korff. Apologise publicly, and in full.

Anonymous said...

Nice man tits Korff.

Anonymous said...

You need a beating, Korff.