I see kal's beloved Apple got shit on and their stock did terrible. iPhone X production cut by more than half! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA Apple's new iPhone has been CANCELED!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA iPhone X production is going to cease. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA Samsung's screen is crushing Apple's. HAHAHAHAHAHAAH Apple has to RELY ON Samsung for its iPhone screens!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now Apple has to go to LG for their iPhone screens but LG won;t be able to produce enoguh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH Samsung wins!! HAHAHAH
Okay, I really could give a shit less but know this is making poor Kal's little brain spin.
Kal "This article on Buffet shows what a schmuck he is. When he doesn’t feel so ‘prosperous’ he won’t spend even three bucks at McDonalds. Puhleeeeze!" There's a reason Warren Buffett has millions and brains. The guy has done more for the world than 1,000,000 Kal Korffs would ever amount to. Buffett also has something Kal will never have and that's billions of dollars. Kal is piece of human waste who sits alone in his tiny shack of an apartment in India thinking he's king of the world. bahahahahaahhaahahahah Unlike Kal, Natalie Portman actually speaks multiple languages fluently and has more class in one of her discarded tampons than Kal has or ever will have. Kal is a loser for life who thought he was going to be a big star and someone special. Instead he's pissed his life away pretending and lying and trying to make his mole hill of a life into a mountain. kal is nothing less than a traveling con man looking for his next free meal.
Kal is going off with Israel this and that and back to slurping Apple sauce off his face. Is Kal really too fucking stupid to realize that Apple is getting its screens from Samsung because Apple can't produce its own? LMFAO Kal is a bozo. Israel would throw his fat ass out if he ever went there.
Kal "These phones should NOT be sold on military bases in the first place, duh!" He's talking about Chinese made mobiles sold on U.S. military bases. The iPhone is made in China too. Duh.
Kal "I call bullshit! I predict she is lying." The fat slob is talking about someone claiming homophobic remarks on their Twitter account were fabricated. Kal made homophobic remarks about how he used to like Judas Priest until he found out the lead singer was gay.
Kal "I hope this coward loses the no-confidence vote and is replaced. He doesn't belong in law enforcement." The chubby life long loser is talking about a sheriff possibly losing his job. Kal doesn't really know much about law enforcement outside of what his convicted felon brother has told him about it. Kal did try to sway a lawsuit involving the police and his brother and that backfired on him big time. Kal would know more about law enforcement but he slipped out of Prague before the police could get him. Kal is however an expert on being a coward.
Kal "Hi everyone. I have received several emails and messages asking me where the links are for my radio show, Kal's Korner. Here is one place you can listen to it and past episodes, it is also available on iTunes. This link should work with any b browser, iTunes is not needed. THANKS!" Oh poor dumb Kal thinks people won;t notice that he is practically BEGGING for people to listen to his low grade one hour recording of Kal regurgitating nonsense and thinking he has the answer to everything. Were Kal that smart he wouldn't have been lifting on the grift moving around all these years. If they make it the death penalty for child rapists in India, would Kal move again? Not that one has to do with the other but I am curious.
Kal thinks his squawk box prerecorded turd of a show is actually syndicated?? LMFAO What a delusional twat. Can't wait to hear about Kal and this dead man. I'm sure it will be classic dumbshit Korff getting caught again! Kal isn't too bright.
Kal just posted an article about there being an increase in iOS platform users on mobile devices. Of course Kal rails that this shows iOS and Apple's superiority by claiming that Android will never see these kind of numbers. This is the title of the article that is of course from Apple Insider "iOS 11 now installed on 76% of compatible devices, up 11% since January"
KAL "The Android platform will never see these kinds of numbers. Android remains the most fragmented mobile OS currently in use." Android devices ARE NOT compatible with iOS you fucking moron Kal!!!! LMFAO Kal really is THAT FUCKING STUPID!! Android is the most widely used platform for mobile devices. Over 80% of mobile platforms are Android. Compatible is the key word here and Kal can't even spell that right! LMFAO Nice job Mr. Accredited Journalist. LOL!!!
I have an iPhone but I do not get on my knees and suck Apple's dick every chance I get like Kal does. Kal is a blind follower. iPhone X had to reduce production to almost ZERO because sales were so bad. Was that hard to say? Kal has a problem with the truth or facts when it conflicts with his beliefs or likes. Uneven standards all the way around. Kal has no business talking about science or common sense. What happens is that Kal never takes the time to actually read the articles he posts and he shoots some bullshit off the hip and it turns out most of the time the article does not fit with the comment Kal posts.
So Commie Kal will have a piece out on the Korean summit.....on Sunday. LOL this will give him plenty of time to pluck the best of the best from articles Commie Kal will take info from and present it as his own. how in the fuck does Kal claim he's a professional journalist but he didn;t have something ready to roll out like the real professional journalists????????? Kal would be a genius if he wasn't a decade behind the curve. he doesn't even have the latest iphone LOL
Kal "Hi everyone. I have some amazing news (at least in my view) to share soon, I'll be producing and "starring" in some new TV shows and they will air on broadcast platforms that will reach as of Mid-May 2018 to an established 3 million paid subscribers, then an increase to 30 million paid subscribers by mid-August 2018 and by the end of 2018, a total of 90 million paid subscribers. Details to follow soon as I am cleared to release them. These shows will be hard hitting, non-fiction exposes."
And the delusions are getting ready to explode. Here we go again with Kal making more wild claims. Kal needs to gt back on his medication and double the dose. Kal "Why was iPhone X so successful at $999 despite a mountain of false reporting?" This is why iphone X cut production by over half right? If you have a product that is so successful then you do not cut production. I could care less what phone someone uses but this just goes to expose Kal's narrow thinking and a child's mentality about something being the best no matter what.
90 million subscribers. Let's see that's Kal's mom, maybe a couple other sympathetic family friends, his former social studies teacher, and Raj. Each of them exaggerated into units of 15 million listeners. And even they won't be able to sit through the whole tirade of madness which korff expects will impress individuals from his past he is friended with on Facebook.
Korffs friends from high school already know he is nuts, unemployable, wifeless and just as pathetic as he was in the 10th grade without Facebook's help.
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I see kal's beloved Apple got shit on and their stock did terrible. iPhone X production cut by more than half! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA Apple's new iPhone has been CANCELED!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA iPhone X production is going to cease. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA Samsung's screen is crushing Apple's. HAHAHAHAHAHAAH Apple has to RELY ON Samsung for its iPhone screens!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now Apple has to go to LG for their iPhone screens but LG won;t be able to produce enoguh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH Samsung wins!! HAHAHAH
Okay, I really could give a shit less but know this is making poor Kal's little brain spin.
Kal "This article on Buffet shows what a schmuck he is. When he doesn’t feel so ‘prosperous’ he won’t spend even three bucks at McDonalds. Puhleeeeze!" There's a reason Warren Buffett has millions and brains. The guy has done more for the world than 1,000,000 Kal Korffs would ever amount to. Buffett also has something Kal will never have and that's billions of dollars. Kal is piece of human waste who sits alone in his tiny shack of an apartment in India thinking he's king of the world. bahahahahaahhaahahahah Unlike Kal, Natalie Portman actually speaks multiple languages fluently and has more class in one of her discarded tampons than Kal has or ever will have. Kal is a loser for life who thought he was going to be a big star and someone special. Instead he's pissed his life away pretending and lying and trying to make his mole hill of a life into a mountain. kal is nothing less than a traveling con man looking for his next free meal.
Kal is going off with Israel this and that and back to slurping Apple sauce off his face. Is Kal really too fucking stupid to realize that Apple is getting its screens from Samsung because Apple can't produce its own? LMFAO Kal is a bozo. Israel would throw his fat ass out if he ever went there.
Kal "These phones should NOT be sold on military bases in the first place, duh!" He's talking about Chinese made mobiles sold on U.S. military bases. The iPhone is made in China too. Duh.
Kal "I call bullshit! I predict she is lying." The fat slob is talking about someone claiming homophobic remarks on their Twitter account were fabricated. Kal made homophobic remarks about how he used to like Judas Priest until he found out the lead singer was gay.
Kal "I hope this coward loses the no-confidence vote and is replaced. He doesn't belong in law enforcement." The chubby life long loser is talking about a sheriff possibly losing his job. Kal doesn't really know much about law enforcement outside of what his convicted felon brother has told him about it. Kal did try to sway a lawsuit involving the police and his brother and that backfired on him big time. Kal would know more about law enforcement but he slipped out of Prague before the police could get him. Kal is however an expert on being a coward.
Kal "Hi everyone. I have received several emails and messages asking me where the links are for my radio show, Kal's Korner. Here is one place you can listen to it and past episodes, it is also available on iTunes. This link should work with any b browser, iTunes is not needed. THANKS!" Oh poor dumb Kal thinks people won;t notice that he is practically BEGGING for people to listen to his low grade one hour recording of Kal regurgitating nonsense and thinking he has the answer to everything. Were Kal that smart he wouldn't have been lifting on the grift moving around all these years. If they make it the death penalty for child rapists in India, would Kal move again? Not that one has to do with the other but I am curious.
Coming soon! Kalvin Karlton Korff lying about a dead man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kal thinks his squawk box prerecorded turd of a show is actually syndicated?? LMFAO What a delusional twat. Can't wait to hear about Kal and this dead man. I'm sure it will be classic dumbshit Korff getting caught again! Kal isn't too bright.
I'm sure Osteen is crushed....
Kal Korff: I just blocked Joel Osteen from spamming me just now. I don't need "motivational" talks disguised as the "word of Jesus."
In my view "preachers" who live in multi million dollar homes and never wear the same tie twice are not real "servants of God."
The so-called "prosperity gospel" isn't real "gospel" at all, it's simply pure GREED – the other "G".
Kal just posted an article about there being an increase in iOS platform users on mobile devices. Of course Kal rails that this shows iOS and Apple's superiority by claiming that Android will never see these kind of numbers. This is the title of the article that is of course from Apple Insider "iOS 11 now installed on 76% of compatible devices, up 11% since January"
KAL "The Android platform will never see these kinds of numbers. Android remains the most fragmented mobile OS currently in use." Android devices ARE NOT compatible with iOS you fucking moron Kal!!!! LMFAO Kal really is THAT FUCKING STUPID!! Android is the most widely used platform for mobile devices. Over 80% of mobile platforms are Android. Compatible is the key word here and Kal can't even spell that right! LMFAO Nice job Mr. Accredited Journalist. LOL!!!
I have an iPhone but I do not get on my knees and suck Apple's dick every chance I get like Kal does. Kal is a blind follower. iPhone X had to reduce production to almost ZERO because sales were so bad. Was that hard to say? Kal has a problem with the truth or facts when it conflicts with his beliefs or likes. Uneven standards all the way around. Kal has no business talking about science or common sense. What happens is that Kal never takes the time to actually read the articles he posts and he shoots some bullshit off the hip and it turns out most of the time the article does not fit with the comment Kal posts.
So Commie Kal will have a piece out on the Korean summit.....on Sunday. LOL this will give him plenty of time to pluck the best of the best from articles Commie Kal will take info from and present it as his own. how in the fuck does Kal claim he's a professional journalist but he didn;t have something ready to roll out like the real professional journalists????????? Kal would be a genius if he wasn't a decade behind the curve. he doesn't even have the latest iphone LOL
Kal "Hi everyone. I have some amazing news (at least in my view) to share soon, I'll be producing and "starring" in some new TV shows and they will air on broadcast platforms that will reach as of Mid-May 2018 to an established 3 million paid subscribers, then an increase to 30 million paid subscribers by mid-August 2018 and by the end of 2018, a total of 90 million paid subscribers. Details to follow soon as I am cleared to release them. These shows will be hard hitting, non-fiction exposes."
And the delusions are getting ready to explode. Here we go again with Kal making more wild claims. Kal needs to gt back on his medication and double the dose. Kal "Why was iPhone X so successful at $999 despite a mountain of false reporting?" This is why iphone X cut production by over half right? If you have a product that is so successful then you do not cut production. I could care less what phone someone uses but this just goes to expose Kal's narrow thinking and a child's mentality about something being the best no matter what.
90 million subscribers. Let's see that's Kal's mom, maybe a couple other sympathetic family friends, his former social studies teacher, and Raj. Each of them exaggerated into units of 15 million listeners. And even they won't be able to sit through the whole tirade of madness which korff expects will impress individuals from his past he is friended with on Facebook.
Korffs friends from high school already know he is nuts, unemployable, wifeless and just as pathetic as he was in the 10th grade without Facebook's help.
Ha, ha, ha!
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