Monday, May 7, 2018

McCunttell & Korff - For Fucks Sake.....



16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Here we go again with the delusions of grandeur again. Kal must have ditched his medication and decided to dust off his fake lieutenant's bars and cowboy hat. Can't wait to see the super duper special needs services rise again. LOL Kal really is a delusion driven twat.

LOL KORFF said...

lol korff the whole PLANET tuned in for Kal Korff, live from Youtube all the way from India, an expert on everything lecturing the world on flying saucers, which is pretty much the same as counter-terrorism. so why not invent a para-military group and pretend to be an "advisor" to them complete with a silly costume meant to look like a uniform with assorted badges or insignia ordered from e-Bay using mom's credit card.

OH SNAP, HE ALREADY DID THAT

Ninety million viewers watching Kal Korff be a fuckup who failed in life and now has to hide out in 3rd world countries for reasons related to extradition treaties. Fucking looser!


LOL Korff

Jimmy_D said...

Just curious - when did KK is an idiot become "mccuntall and Korff"?

Richly deserved, of course, McCuntall.

Anonymous said...

A few months back, when McCunttell brought Kalvin back into his fold, fuck'em.

Korff's done evil things (remember when Kalvin posted the photos of McCunttell after he got beat up by his wife to embarrass McCunttell) and he can't stop lying.

Fuck'em both.

Anonymous said...

Can't wait to see korff play talk show host again. Sidesplitting hilarity from start to finish.

TOO BAD ABOUT THE MOVIE

Anonymous said...

Notice also how the regular interaction with the Indian locals is gone.

One man show now, remote and all by himself, free to lie all he likes. But all alone.

Anonymous said...

korff's face is too bulbous and pock-marked for any kind of television hosting where the camera would be lingering on him for more than a minute. even makeup can't help. he's old, ugly and unimportant. exactly the loser God meant him to be for telling all those LIES

Anonymous said...

WAG FaceBook Update

Korff's been off FB for 10 days...

He's working on something.... ;-)

Anonymous said...

Maybe he flew to Canada to suck some Xzone dick. That or he flew to Israel and got shot in a crowd of protesters while playing special secret services. I hope it was the latter.

Fuck you Kalvin said...

Maybe that fat stupid fuck fell into a Pig Sty and they ate him ... we can only hope.

Anonymous said...

Kal either finally choked to death on a KFC bone or is locked up in an insane asylum. If he went nuts it was probably over this https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/627095002

Anonymous said...

Looks like the fat fuck is back. disappointing to say the least.

Pupuk Penyubur Tanaman Cengkeh said...

ahh, I am tired with this

The Unknown Korffer said...

PART ONE:

Had some time to do a little good old fashioned Korffing tonight over at the Daily World YouTube channel. Which for the record is here:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG4ZwNPcwJ-Ccbe4Jp-MhBQ/videos

Some interesting editing has been going on and likely to the endless humiliation of Kal K. Korff. From what my twenty minute review could discern ALL DW YT content prior to March 2016 has been removed including ALL episodes of their "Kal Korff Show" in its various retarded forms. The only Kal Korff presence amidst their videos are his "NewsBytes" segments and none name Kal Korff in their titles. The oldest upload featuring Kals bloated and haggard face is this one from March 13 2016;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC1SXi8_eUg

All material featuring Kal prior to that upload have been removed. Perhaps more useful for our needs is that the most recent DW YT video to feature Kal Korff is this one from April 19 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpaINTSLHag

Of additional interest is that Korff appears to be wearing the same classy camo print T-shirt in both uploads made more than a year apart. Our favorite all-timer is still Kal's breaking news coverage on the subject closest to his heart, fast food and KFC. He was a Colonel after all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd1jbN10Jlc

The Unknown Korffer said...

PART TWO

Now just as interesting for my money are these two clips featuring one of the players in the Kalvin Goes to India Saga, Manish Tiwari. Whom I think looks like any other young professional trying to bring new media and new technology to the people of his country. But sadly as part of his push to assemble talent came upon Kal K. Korff who needed a sucker wagon to glom onto after his life as a SOAPSTOE agent in Prague turned sour. People make mistakes, and in this January 1 2018 upload Manish seems to be sincerely trying to tell his followers/viewers/readers that things will be different.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi1368bQpQQ

He made good on the vow too as from what my eyes can discern, the first thing he did was get rid of Kal K. Korff as a daily presence festering in his newsroom. And you know I for one have no problem with journalists on the edge using such means as YouTube and cell phone cameras to report, especially if thats the best they can manage. So for the record I may have been wrong about Manish and suspect that he too caught on that he was being used.

Most interesting just in terms of its form is this upload from February 15 of this year with the title "Credibility, quality of content and technology to define future of Journalism: Manish Tiwari" from a lecture series at the awkwardly named but surely totally on the level Lovely Professional University.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4shgj4o4YeE

While sitting through it to hear the insights of Manish and the other invited guest isn't of interest, what IS fascinating is that Kal K. Korff is nowhere to be seen or referenced at a) a lecture b) at a university c) about high tech journalism d) by his alleged boss. Or, former boss, if the tea leaves read as they seem to, though I have not investigated how regularly or recently KORFF has contributed his blathering idiotic unreadable "articles" for the website.

In any event the assertion above that "The Indians are all gone" looks to be about the size of it, and that Korff is indeed forced to reach outside of his local market to fellow marginalized losers relying upon alternative media forms for their pathetic bottom feeding existence, like Rob McConnell. Now that he has alienated the locals that's the best he can do and Skyping interviews with someone on the other side of the planet is nothing near like having them across the table.

BUT HE FUCKED THAT UP! just like everything else in his pathetic life, and my guess is that Manish or Co. also has the "movie" or is in control of whatever was cobbled together and have decided not to allow it to be seen as they were embarrassed enough by this butt-ugly mentally unhinged schlub from America. In his unwashed camo t-shirt creeping out all the women with invasive, awkward and demeaning on-camera conduct which they had to ignore until they could get the fuck rid of him. Change the passwords, locks, everything.

Good work, Mannish, and good luck with your gambit in the world of IT journalism.

The Unknown Korffer said...

One item I forgot to mention is the welcomely uniform look to the content and quality of video news on the DW YT since Korffs elimination. The stories are now about India and about matters of concern to Indians rather than Donald Trump scandals or Korff trying to be controversial with material that was on the American talk shows he could never ever be either on camera or off camera talent for.

Because he's too fucking ugly, crazy and retarded in his unwashed ragged old clothes, repeating what he read on Drudge Report two days prior,

Instead DW YT now makes sense, its videos have the view counts they should, and it's fun to see young people in far away places taking control of their destinies, embracing their potential and being delighted with who & what they are. korff had no place it it other than sitting at a table with his buddy there with the chrome dome who is looking so much more with it now that KALVIN is gone. He'd make a great field correspondent for SKY News or someone else who'd need a voice reporting from India on what's of concern to Indians.

Report concluded, operator signing off and back into lurk mode. Keep up the great work, the silence on the other end is marvelous.