Sunday, July 22, 2018

I Lie, there for I am Kalvin Karlton Korff... duh!


13 comments:

Anonymous said...

1410 days since the last promise, over 8 years since the first promise of a book or series of books on terror.

And then there's the Betty and Barney Hill movie, and the talk show, and the 500 book deal, and the threats to sue and throw JimmyD and others in jail.

The fake wife, the fake son, the fake 210 IQ....

Fucking lunatic.

FUCK YOU KAL said...

HOLY SHIT! ANOTHER FUCKING TV SHOW OUR LARD ASSED. FAT BODY VILLAGE IDIOT IS GONNA STAR IN. THIS FAT LUNATIC FUCK HAS STARRED IN MORE TV SHOWS THAN LARRY FUCKING KING! FUCKING LYING PEDO. FUCK YOU KALVIN FUCKING PEDO KORFF, FUCK YOU!

The Unknown Korffer said...

Oh wow, sounds like he really means it. I'm sure it's all going to be different this time.

And that it will actually "air" on a broadcast network rather than just be uploaded to an online media streaming service. And that there will be a professional crew producing the results rather than just dumb Kal with his Macbook webcam using a static matte shot of a "studio" as his Holodeck set. And that the women will be back, both as guests and production staff, working "intimately" (ahem) with korff back in his STINKING DISHEVELED LOW-RENT HOVEL.

Yes, this time it will be different. Oh boy is he going to show us up now. Preparing my sense of honor to be deflated by seeing a sharply dressed & well-groomed Kal, solving the mysteries of the world with his 8th grade book report, science fair ribbon, fake SAPSTOE badges and same birth date as William Casey. All of that just spells "genius" on a level the rest of us fail to appreciate, as evidenced by the 2-6 likes Korffs announcement will likely engender. What a fucking tool.

Anonymous said...

"forensically dated" science fair ribbon, you mean.

niedermeyer said...

don't forget the "thesis" korff was "working on" equating flying saucer experts with islamic militant terrorists who behead innocents live on video. lacking any academic credentials can't stop this lunatic from claiming whatever fits his mood of the day no matter how ridiculously idiotic + improbable.

though i am afraid our respected T.U.K. missed that the post this thread relates to was an update on Kal's well-documented lack of follow through on breathlessly promised activities, rather than an announcement of a new breathlessly promised activity. decent work regardless, please do carry on.

The Unknown Korffer said...

D'oh.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

the dating conclusively establishes that Kal is still the same loser he was in 1976

Jimmy_D said...

Is my apartment still being staked out by the cops, Kalvin? When are they going to swoop? It's been ten years ...

Anonymous said...

Kal has the academic standing of a speck of dirt in dog shit. Kal is a hamster spinning on a wheel.

Anonymous said...

Just wanted to inform you Korffer's, the Syndicate has been successful in getting the Expose site back up and running. We'll clean the site up and maybe even update it a bit. The point of the site is as an archive to prove to the world that Kalvin Karlton Korff is a liar and a loser.

www.freekurtis.org
www.ufowatchcat.com
www.martinatycova.com

Anonymous said...

Flashback to 2007

Tuesday, November 13, 2007 - statement from Jim Geiger’s fourth email.

“If you (Colonel Kal Korff) had a set of ‘male genitals’, you would come talk to me in person and we would come to the same conclusion that your so-called brother, Kurtis, is a menace to the community and a lot of law abiding people are glad to see him gone.”

Anonymous said...

Kal on facebook about San Francisco being a hub for spies "No shit! There's nothing really new in this article. The USA continues to shamefully ALLOW Communist China to get away with stealing and spying. Reminds me of another article which basically exposed the same thing back in the late 1990s/early 2000s." Don't forget Kal that your beloved little Apple products are all MADE IN CHINA and Apple is in bed with the communist government there. Since you support Apple Kal it is clear you are a communist sympathizer and are okay with those companies you like doing business with China. That's called a hypocrite Comrade Kal.