Kal on facebook "When I was asked to be CNN’s Larry King Live! For a special 30th anniversary on JFK’s Assassination, I debated and defeated Gaeton Fonzi, former Chief Investigator of the House Select Committee on Assassinations." Nobody gives a shit what you did almost 30 years ago Kal. Get some new material. Boring. Your glory days are long past you Kal. All you have is your sad little past.
Wait a minute! Kal was going to call himself the "Director of Research UFOlogy & Parapsychology Departments at the Institute of Paranormal Science" in his first book when he was stiLl in high school? LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=3210234619014374&set=a.199008376803695
Kal on facebook losing his cool "More archival stuff, fully sourced in my upcoming Autobiography book, What I Think I Know. This was my going away poster from LLNL when I was recruited to go work at Claris. As those I worked with at Claris may remember, did both jobs for sometime, had the best of both worlds. A cool lab on 2020 Research Drive, cool address. Fuck my cyberstalkers who said I never worked at LLNL in S3 and did everything from teaching to SDI work. I even wrote their Classified. Viewgraph Tracking System in HyperCard. HyperCard was used to prototype integrated weapons and GUIs for weapons systems."
Kal does it again "Most of the awards I have ever received, I don’t have copies of.l any longer. Same with most of the articles I have ever had published. This is one award which was just found in my archives, I have not seen it since the year 2000, — 20 YEARS! Fuck my cyber stalkers who said I never worked at Apple or Claris." LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO No Kal fuck you.
Kal is writing his autobiography? Does Kal mean special secret services when he refers to S3? The fake colonel nonsense and secret spy bullshit he was claiming???? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHHAAAA!!!!!!!! Come on Kal what ever happened to your 500 book deal?
Gee, for a guy who made shit for money, he sure did give away a lot of expensive computers, etc.
Kal Korff: APRO was the first UFO group I ever joined in 1974 as a kid. I became close friends with the Lorenzens. When I was 21, I started secretly donating Atari 800 computers to them to try to digitize all UFO case data. I worked at Atari back then, drove out and gave them, trained them. Unfortunately the Lorenzen’s health got bad and the organization later folded. Coral Lorenzen let me go through all her files, I later published excerpts from what I thought were the most important parts. Then their Ataris were replaced with Apples after I left Atari and worked at Apple. I also secretly gave other researchers Macintosh computers.
I also secretly gave other researchers Macintosh computers. I also secretly gave other researchers Macintosh computers. I also secretly gave other researchers Macintosh computers. I also secretly gave other researchers Macintosh computers.
Kal on facebook "THIS was my “crowning achievement” at Apple/Claris in my view, I was the only HyperCard Stack Engineer on the HyperCard Development Team. I wrote literally THOUSANDS of apps in HyperCard and later migrated some of them to other apps like FileMaker Pro, another Claris software product. HyperCard remains my favorite because its scripting language is in PLAIN ENGLISH! By contrast, computing languages are artificially complex, keeping them OUT of the hands of most people. The industry knows this, I’ve always fought against it, but they make too much money making things convoluted. HyperCard is important because the FIRST INTERNET BROWSER WAS MADE USING IT, HyperCard ALWAYS had a Browser built in, Apple holds the patent for the Hyperlink. Every time you click something and it does anything on the Web, you can thank Apple 😜 I wrote some of the apps or “stacks” in this, specifically the Address stack, today it’s called Contacts on the iPhone. I added the ability to print labels from templates, lots of stuff was added to this release of HyperCard including the first QuickTime use in earnest, etc. my cyberstalkers and haters even deny this, despite the FACT that my NAME appears in the software! Unfortunately, such deniers vote. They probably don’t believe in wearing masks either. Fuck them."
We all know your name doesn't even appear in the credit on HyperCard and that you suddenly left the team claiming you had a terminal illness. Is that incorrect Kal? care to comment?
Sweet baby jeebus! Kal is on a tirade with all the stuff his mommy got out of the attic for him. will we see the prized science fair ribbon again? LMFAO Still and always will be living inthe past since the present and future aren't holding Kal in high esteem. No tv specials to weasel his way on and no more f list fame.
Kal Korff Ronny Watson hi bro, honestly I only see the results of hard work. Gave up lots of dates and parties to work on trying to solve JFK’s murder.
I REALLY think and believe with my complete being that almost everyone I had the honor of working with and getting to know at Claris, especially my roommate Roy Neil and pure hardcore geniuses like Richard Arnold Mead, I REALLY feel I was always the “dumber” one in the room and I was always grateful to learn from them and see how they did things. They’re incredible humans and I wish I had spent more time, but when I stated being back in the media and the books started coming out it wasn’t possible.
To show you how CRAZY this got, my BOSS on the HyperCard team was NEIGHBORS with Gary Kinder in Idaho before me moved to Claris! Here I am working under him and I am going undercover to Switzerland under a false name with fake ID docs and tickets and the lead graphics coder in HyperCard is FRIENDS with Wendelle Stevens who was the biggest promoter of the Meier cult and Gary Kinder wrote the bestselling book hyping this cult and I was cited in that book.
So this was a really incredible alignment of events and synergy, part of why I had to do this secretly because the cult would have known I was coming had I told anyone at work ahead of time.
The odds of all this happening are so incredible, but it did, just like going to JFK High School, being yanked out of class one day by the HSCA because of my JFK work and then ending up on Larry King Live debating the head of that HSCA and kicking his ass.
If I had not lived this myself and it’s all out there documented I’d have a hard time believing this myself! Anyway I’m ranting, but thanks.
Hi everyone. FYI, my archives were stored secretly for 20 years in the USA when I left America for Europe. They were locked up at this facility in Grants Pass, Oregon. This original material is now being used in new products and productions, and will expose many CONspiracy nutter butters across different subjects. Other archival material sent secretly from Europe, India, Middle East are now all also being processed. This is going to TAKE TIME, FIRST DELIVERABLES IN AUGUST, PUBLICATION DEAL ALREADY AGREED ON.
From Kalvin's web site, he kontinues to modify his background....
Kal Korff has had a very diverse professional career. He is a longtime, internationally known accredited Analyst, Author, Broadcaster, Columnist, Senior Computing Systems Process Architect in Enterprise Computing Architecture; Counterterrorism Analyst and Specialist, Executive Protection Supervisor, Executive Producer, Investigative Journalist, Intelligence Officer, IT Specialist, K-5 school Principal, Lecturer, Senior Systems Analyst Level III, Human Interface and Software Developer and Teacher whose analyses, articles, broadcasts, insights and expertise have been sought by companies and governments around the world for decades.
Billy Meier UFO Cult nutter butters have been sending me many "friend" requests ever since I started posting some of the imagery about the Meier case from my recently re-opened USA archives. I will on principle NOT accept any of them. If they are REALLY interested in finding out "what's coming," they can learn all about it when it gets released.
Kal on facebook "YIKES! My fellow colleagues from Apple-Claris will recognize this, this was my support portfolio at Claris as a Tech Support Specialist II while I also started doing development, going back and forth between the two, inputs and testing on products and coding on HyperCard. Whenever I could plug myself in, I tried. LOVED working there and the INCREDIBLE people way smarter and more talented than anything I might have brought to the table!" Kal K. Korff was a security guard at Apple and a phone support guy. His name DOES NOT appear anywhere on the credits for HyperCard. Go look at the history of Hypercard and find Kal's name anywhere. People who actually worked on this project do not know who Kal is. Kal did not do any programming on Hypercard. Nada. The simple fact that his name does not appear anywhere on the credits is more than enough evidence to show that his big role he says he had never happened.
I have started receiving info that President Donald Trump HIMSELF is now convinced that barring a REAL “miracle,” even he “knows” he CANNOT win the upcoming Presidential election in November.
Let’s see if he talks about this “rumor” as it will be dismissed as by his supporters, in his Tweets.
I don’t want Trump banned from Twitter, because when he uses it, he largely shows his true colors. That’s always a good thing for any politician.
Here is a find for you all. Kal K. Korff says he worked at Claris developing Hypercard. Hypercard came out in 1987. In an article from January 1994 about Kal he said he was working doing technical phone support for Apple. He NEVER mentions working on HyperCard. I guess it is because Kal would have been called out for it had it appeared in the local paper. Why the fuck is some big tech guru who was supposed be on that team now doing tech support???? Kal is NOT listed in ANY OF THE CREDITS for HyperCard. Not once. NO MENTION AT ALL. Why is that??? We all know the answer. So when did Kal first make his claim of working on HyperCard?
If you were a fan or especially a developer of HyperCard you would likely have been part of this mailing list https://hc.quibble.com/thread/8670. Scroll down the page and you will see Kal K. Korff IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND in the credits of ANY edition of HyperCard. Kal DID NOT EVER WORK ON HYPERCARD. Got to message 18 of 23 for more.""Paul Foraker Sunday, 19-Aug-2007 22:15 GMT Korff does not appear in the About Box of HyperCard because he was on the team at Claris for a month or less, his expertise turning out to be not quite as represented. Apparently, he subsequently survived the "fatal brain tumor" and is now a UFO expert.
-- Paul"" This dude's name Paul Foraker IS ACTUALLY ON THE CREDITS for HyperCard! Kal said something about selling some interest in BookBrowser posted on his Facebook page. This lady owned BookBrowser and I would be so very interested in hearing what exactly Kal Korff's role was so here is her website http://www.tinaseelig.com/
Why does the blog look so weird and hard to read??? Kal on facebook "The NYT gets BUSTED AGAIN for deliberately publishing more exaggerated BULLSHIT about UFOs. They have printed “corrections” after they SUCKERED everyone with more click bait. There should be laws against this." Kal has not written for any major media outlet in the US and got tossed out of a free daily paper in Prague where people living there mocked him daily for his lousy writing and terrible articles.
"... got tossed out of a free daily paper in Prague where people living there mocked him daily for his lousy writing and terrible articles." --- For a couple of years I would bombard the editors every week with examples of his awful prose." They never responded. To this day, I can't understand it.
Hi everyone. I am embarrassed to admit this, but I COMPLETELY FORGOT that I had written another book that was published in 1986!That book was found in my recently reopened USA Archive 1. Since it is especially even more relevant today, I am pleased to announce it will updated and published THIS MONTH! As soon as the new cover is frozen and signed off on, I’ll post more info about it. I feel like an absent minded professor per se sometimes. IMAGINE writing a whole book and you FORGET about it during all these years after you left the USA.
Hi everyone. FB sent me a msg pointing out that the fake pic I posted telling everyone this was fake, was FAKE!
Way to go FB! What a shining example of “shareholder value.”
So I wrote FB back and told them that they should not have bothered telling the world info it already knew via this posting, and that I did not even know this woman was a famed Kardashian, as FB kindly informed me.
I also told FB that unlike most American men, I have never slept with any Kardashian and don’t watch them on TV.
30 comments:
Kal on facebook "When I was asked to be CNN’s Larry King Live! For a special 30th anniversary on JFK’s Assassination, I debated and defeated Gaeton Fonzi, former Chief Investigator of the House Select Committee on Assassinations." Nobody gives a shit what you did almost 30 years ago Kal. Get some new material. Boring. Your glory days are long past you Kal. All you have is your sad little past.
Wait a minute! Kal was going to call himself the "Director of Research UFOlogy & Parapsychology Departments at the Institute of Paranormal Science" in his first book when he was stiLl in high school? LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=3210234619014374&set=a.199008376803695
Kal on facebook losing his cool "More archival stuff, fully sourced in my upcoming Autobiography book, What I Think I Know. This was my going away poster from LLNL when I was recruited to go work at Claris. As those I worked with at Claris may remember, did both jobs for sometime, had the best of both worlds. A cool lab on 2020 Research Drive, cool address. Fuck my cyberstalkers who said I never worked at LLNL in S3 and did everything from teaching to SDI work. I even wrote their Classified. Viewgraph Tracking System in HyperCard. HyperCard was used to prototype integrated weapons and GUIs for weapons systems."
Kal does it again "Most of the awards I have ever received, I don’t have copies of.l any longer. Same with most of the articles I have ever had published. This is one award which was just found in my archives, I have not seen it since the year 2000, — 20 YEARS! Fuck my cyber stalkers who said I never worked at Apple or Claris." LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO No Kal fuck you.
Kal is writing his autobiography? Does Kal mean special secret services when he refers to S3? The fake colonel nonsense and secret spy bullshit he was claiming???? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHHAAAA!!!!!!!! Come on Kal what ever happened to your 500 book deal?
Gee, for a guy who made shit for money, he sure did give away a lot of expensive computers, etc.
Kal Korff: APRO was the first UFO group I ever joined in 1974 as a kid. I became close friends with the Lorenzens. When I was 21, I started secretly donating Atari 800 computers to them to try to digitize all UFO case data. I worked at Atari back then, drove out and gave them, trained them. Unfortunately the Lorenzen’s health got bad and the organization later folded. Coral Lorenzen let me go through all her files, I later published excerpts from what I thought were the most important parts. Then their Ataris were replaced with Apples after I left Atari and worked at Apple. I also secretly gave other researchers Macintosh computers.
I also secretly gave other researchers Macintosh computers.
I also secretly gave other researchers Macintosh computers.
I also secretly gave other researchers Macintosh computers.
I also secretly gave other researchers Macintosh computers.
Kal on facebook "THIS was my “crowning achievement” at Apple/Claris in my view, I was the only HyperCard Stack Engineer on the HyperCard Development Team. I wrote literally THOUSANDS of apps in HyperCard and later migrated some of them to other apps like FileMaker Pro, another Claris software product.
HyperCard remains my favorite because its scripting language is in PLAIN ENGLISH! By contrast, computing languages are artificially complex, keeping them OUT of the hands of most people. The industry knows this, I’ve always fought against it, but they make too much money making things convoluted. HyperCard is important because the FIRST INTERNET BROWSER WAS MADE USING IT, HyperCard ALWAYS had a Browser built in, Apple holds the patent for the Hyperlink. Every time you click something and it does anything on the Web, you can thank Apple 😜
I wrote some of the apps or “stacks” in this, specifically the Address stack, today it’s called Contacts on the iPhone. I added the ability to print labels from templates, lots of stuff was added to this release of HyperCard including the first QuickTime use in earnest, etc. my cyberstalkers and haters even deny this, despite the FACT that my NAME appears in the software! Unfortunately, such deniers vote. They probably don’t believe in wearing masks either. Fuck them."
We all know your name doesn't even appear in the credit on HyperCard and that you suddenly left the team claiming you had a terminal illness. Is that incorrect Kal? care to comment?
Sweet baby jeebus! Kal is on a tirade with all the stuff his mommy got out of the attic for him. will we see the prized science fair ribbon again? LMFAO Still and always will be living inthe past since the present and future aren't holding Kal in high esteem. No tv specials to weasel his way on and no more f list fame.
Kal Korff Ronny Watson hi bro, honestly I only see the results of hard work. Gave up lots of dates and parties to work on trying to solve JFK’s murder.
I REALLY think and believe with my complete being that almost everyone I had the honor of working with and getting to know at Claris, especially my roommate Roy Neil and pure hardcore geniuses like Richard Arnold Mead, I REALLY feel I was always the “dumber” one in the room and I was always grateful to learn from them and see how they did things. They’re incredible humans and I wish I had spent more time, but when I stated being back in the media and the books started coming out it wasn’t possible.
To show you how CRAZY this got, my BOSS on the HyperCard team was NEIGHBORS with Gary Kinder in Idaho before me moved to Claris! Here I am working under him and I am going undercover to Switzerland under a false name with fake ID docs and tickets and the lead graphics coder in HyperCard is FRIENDS with Wendelle Stevens who was the biggest promoter of the Meier cult and Gary Kinder wrote the bestselling book hyping this cult and I was cited in that book.
So this was a really incredible alignment of events and synergy, part of why I had to do this secretly because the cult would have known I was coming had I told anyone at work ahead of time.
The odds of all this happening are so incredible, but it did, just like going to JFK High School, being yanked out of class one day by the HSCA because of my JFK work and then ending up on Larry King Live debating the head of that HSCA and kicking his ass.
If I had not lived this myself and it’s all out there documented I’d have a hard time believing this myself!
Anyway I’m ranting, but thanks.
More lies and lunacy...
Hi everyone. FYI, my archives were stored secretly for 20 years in the USA when I left America for Europe. They were locked up at this facility in Grants Pass, Oregon. This original material is now being used in new products and productions, and will expose many CONspiracy nutter butters across different subjects. Other archival material sent secretly from Europe, India, Middle East are now all also being processed. This is going to TAKE TIME, FIRST DELIVERABLES IN AUGUST, PUBLICATION DEAL ALREADY AGREED ON.
From Kalvin's web site, he kontinues to modify his background....
Kal Korff has had a very diverse professional career. He is a longtime, internationally known accredited Analyst, Author, Broadcaster, Columnist, Senior Computing Systems Process Architect in Enterprise Computing Architecture; Counterterrorism Analyst and Specialist, Executive Protection Supervisor, Executive Producer, Investigative Journalist, Intelligence Officer, IT Specialist, K-5 school Principal, Lecturer, Senior Systems Analyst Level III, Human Interface and Software Developer and Teacher whose analyses, articles, broadcasts, insights and expertise have been sought by companies and governments around the world for decades.
http://kalkorff.com/
Kal Korff updated his bio. 14h ·
Analyst, Author, Broadcaster, Columnist, Developer, Intel Officer, Investigative Journalist, Lecturer
Kal Korff updated his bio. 14h ·
Analyst, Author, Broadcaster, Columnist, Intelligence Officer, Investigative Journalist, Lecturer
Kal Korff BREAKING NEWS!
Billy Meier UFO Cult nutter butters have been sending me many "friend" requests ever since I started posting some of the imagery about the Meier case from my recently re-opened USA archives. I will on principle NOT accept any of them. If they are REALLY interested in finding out "what's coming," they can learn all about it when it gets released.
Kal on facebook "YIKES! My fellow colleagues from Apple-Claris will recognize this, this was my support portfolio at Claris as a Tech Support Specialist II while I also started doing development, going back and forth between the two, inputs and testing on products and coding on HyperCard. Whenever I could plug myself in, I tried. LOVED working there and the INCREDIBLE people way smarter and more talented than anything I might have brought to the table!" Kal K. Korff was a security guard at Apple and a phone support guy. His name DOES NOT appear anywhere on the credits for HyperCard. Go look at the history of Hypercard and find Kal's name anywhere. People who actually worked on this project do not know who Kal is. Kal did not do any programming on Hypercard. Nada. The simple fact that his name does not appear anywhere on the credits is more than enough evidence to show that his big role he says he had never happened.
can you imagine that grease bag kal korff becoming a cop??????????????????
Kal Korff BREAKING NEWS!
I have started receiving info that President Donald Trump HIMSELF is now convinced that barring a REAL “miracle,” even he “knows” he CANNOT win the upcoming Presidential election in November.
Let’s see if he talks about this “rumor” as it will be dismissed as by his supporters, in his Tweets.
I don’t want Trump banned from Twitter, because when he uses it, he largely shows his true colors. That’s always a good thing for any politician.
Here is a find for you all. Kal K. Korff says he worked at Claris developing Hypercard. Hypercard came out in 1987. In an article from January 1994 about Kal he said he was working doing technical phone support for Apple. He NEVER mentions working on HyperCard. I guess it is because Kal would have been called out for it had it appeared in the local paper. Why the fuck is some big tech guru who was supposed be on that team now doing tech support???? Kal is NOT listed in ANY OF THE CREDITS for HyperCard. Not once. NO MENTION AT ALL. Why is that??? We all know the answer. So when did Kal first make his claim of working on HyperCard?
If you were a fan or especially a developer of HyperCard you would likely have been part of this mailing list https://hc.quibble.com/thread/8670. Scroll down the page and you will see Kal K. Korff IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND in the credits of ANY edition of HyperCard. Kal DID NOT EVER WORK ON HYPERCARD. Got to message 18 of 23 for more.""Paul Foraker
Sunday, 19-Aug-2007 22:15 GMT
Korff does not appear in the About Box of HyperCard because he was on
the team at Claris for a month or less, his expertise turning out to
be not quite as represented. Apparently, he subsequently survived the
"fatal brain tumor" and is now a UFO expert.
-- Paul"" This dude's name Paul Foraker IS ACTUALLY ON THE CREDITS for HyperCard!
Kal said something about selling some interest in BookBrowser posted on his Facebook page. This lady owned BookBrowser and I would be so very interested in hearing what exactly Kal Korff's role was so here is her website http://www.tinaseelig.com/
I love the photo mash-up!
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THIS IS A LIE > I finished high school in three years, but stayed a fourth year to graduate with my friends and people I knew.
THIS IS A LIE > Gender Male
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Why does the blog look so weird and hard to read??? Kal on facebook "The NYT gets BUSTED AGAIN for deliberately publishing more exaggerated BULLSHIT about UFOs. They have printed “corrections” after they SUCKERED everyone with more click bait. There should be laws against this." Kal has not written for any major media outlet in the US and got tossed out of a free daily paper in Prague where people living there mocked him daily for his lousy writing and terrible articles.
"... got tossed out of a free daily paper in Prague where people living there mocked him daily for his lousy writing and terrible articles."
--- For a couple of years I would bombard the editors every week with examples of his awful prose." They never responded. To this day, I can't understand it.
Kal Korff BREAKING NEWS!
Hi everyone. I am embarrassed to admit this, but I COMPLETELY FORGOT that I had written another book that was published in 1986!That book was found in my recently reopened USA Archive 1. Since it is especially even more relevant today, I am pleased to announce it will updated and published THIS MONTH! As soon as the new cover is frozen and signed off on, I’ll post more info about it. I feel like an absent minded professor per se sometimes. IMAGINE writing a whole book and you FORGET about it during all these years after you left the USA.
Really? A book published in 1986? You forgot all about it?
Liar.
Well, he does have the 500 book deal... Ha, ha, ha!!!!
https://twitter.com/KalKorff/status/1289119866289418240 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAHAHAHA!!!
Ha, ha, ha! That's great, still living his high school years. And even better, one like... Utter failure.
Kal Korff
Hi everyone. FB sent me a msg pointing out that the fake pic I posted telling everyone this was fake, was FAKE!
Way to go FB! What a shining example of “shareholder value.”
So I wrote FB back and told them that they should not have bothered telling the world info it already knew via this posting, and that I did not even know this woman was a famed Kardashian, as FB kindly informed me.
I also told FB that unlike most American men, I have never slept with any Kardashian and don’t watch them on TV.
I am waiting for FB’s reply. 🦄
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