Wednesday, September 14, 2022

So sexy and such a loser...

Why did we post this?
Because Kalvin posted it on his Facebook page...
Of course we "fixed" for the blog.



16 comments:

Anonymous said...

09/15/2002

Kal Korff; Our favorite British fake UK MOD UFO Director is at it again. In a few weeks a TV host will be contacting him and asking him to explain the evidence against him. No matter what Pope does, he can’t hide from this and the new show takes viewers and many of his FANS along to find the truth. It’s also about other frauds in UFOlogy, more names you know. We film more stuff on Sunday.

Anonymous said...

4 days ago on FaceBook. You get out of it what you put into it... right Kalvin. Ha, ha, ha!

Kal Korff: Ah the memories. I enjoyed covering the 2016 US Presidential election and managed to call all of primary races with 100 percent accuracy, even predicting that Trump would win, only to be attacked for being Pro Trump or a Hillary Clinton hater. My prediction was based on logic and my understanding of many Americans after talking to them. It was obvious the media was in the tank for Hillary and that is wrong, they should have stayed neutral and held ALL candidates more accountable. But we live in an oligarchy, thanks to BOTH parties and oligarchies are either un-American, or they are the new America. It’s up to us, WE THE PEOPLE, to decide this. Unfortunately, most people will continue to do nothing and then bitch that nothing works. Democracy is like bodybuilding. You get out of it what you put into it.

Jimmy_D said...

Dear God ...

Jimmy_D said...

Colonel Lardbucket is ready to rumble: https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-21517480e0e4305235070d8fda3492e6-lq

Anonymous said...

2008 all over again. Kalvin is going after his extended family now.

New on Facebook:

Kal Korff: BREAKING NEWS!

I know this will likely upset my cousin Gabriel Birdnow, but my publisher Random House just sent me a case of my Roswell expose books for my upcoming signings. I was informed that the book is now SOLD OUT AGAIN, meaning another printing is being ordered.

Being one of the three remaining ORIGINAL Roswell researchers, I am genuinely honored and humbled over this, and am grateful.

This book exposes the bullshit frauds like Nick Pope say about Roswell, it also exposes FAKE Dr Kevin Randle, Don Schmitt and was the first book to expose Colonel Corso.
Next batch of books will be FOUR MORE TITLES exposing four more classic popular cases the History Channel, much of the media now, outright LIES to you about.

The pathetic thing about their sham journalism is that many of these cases were SOLVED in the 1970s-90s, I solved the Meier case in high school for example and wrote my first book on it back then, yet today we have a whole generation of people raised to NOT KNOW any better, in today’s America you are WEIRD if you do NOT believe in at least one impossible CONspiracy. Roswell, like JFK, is being milked by both parties, the state of New Mexico, city of Roswell and its newspaper have all sold out, it’s aliens and Discovery and History Channel and Alien Highway across America at various spots. Truth and Critical Thinking?

That’s for weirdos!

I am honored and truly blessed for the success of this book, it exposes the Top 50 Roswell books that have been on the market since 1980.

Gabriel Birdnow: I’m touched a hack journalist is thinking about me.

Again. Books on topics that don’t matter, to make you feel better about people who are “fake”. When real actual crisis are taking place.

But sure, you copied some other researchers work, changed just enough of the worlds to avoid the teacher catching you plagiarizing someone smarter. Now your gonna stand on the roof crowing about how smart you are, and how stupid everyone else is.

Just like a Cock.

Anonymous said...

And this:




Kal Korff: I don’t know if you know this or not, but copy and paste did NOT exist when I was 14 and typed up my first book in 1976. You can ask my MOM, you know her, after writing the first 24 pages by hand, my hand hurt and I asked her to buy me a typewriter since there was no way I could write over 200 pages by hand. So she buys me a Smith Corona. I learned to type 85 words per minute with two fingers.

Ask our relatives, oh LYING one.

The rest of your story is just made up bullshit, the issue is truth, versus lies marked as truth by the media and TV networks, the results of which produce a generation of Ignorati since REAL history matters, and it breeds CONspiracy mindsets because History channel and Discovery and National Geographic all hype BS now.

I have worked on shows for ALL of these networks over the decades while you have never bothered to do anything about the lies on TV nor expose them and don’t care enough about the harm they cause society it seems since you support Nick Pope.

To each their own, but I’m not surprised you’re just making shit up again.

You do that, and unless you’re one of those time travelers the History Channel tries to CON people into believing exist, since you have never been involved with anything I have done and you’re not in a position to say anything about this, what you HAVE done now is just lied and made up is 100 percent on you, it’s not even free speech, it’s just lies and defamation with deliberate and malicious intent.

My published works stand as they do and as I have always said, even YOU know this, if I made mistakes I will correct.

But I will not apologize for starting lecturing at age 13 and teaching at age 13 and being published and in TV and elsewhere by 16 and going forward.

I will NOT apologize for devoting my one and only existence to just THREE things:

1. Conduct original research.
2. Finish research left incomplete by others.
3. Examine existing issues and try to find solutions, then move on.

I started this on October 19, 1973 and everyone who really knows me, knows this.

The results of all of my 500 projects are released to the public. This was one of them, the next five books on the LIES about Roswell by your Nick Pope, FAKE Dr Kevin Randle, etc., are covered there.

One work is co-authored with a real PhD scientist from NASA, it SOLVES TWO CASES History Channel, Huffington Post, others continue to lie about.

I’m mentioning this only because they are facts.

I don’t care if you think I am smart or not, and the only reason I’m bothering with this long answer is because others are reading this and it’s important people know when you LIE like this.

Anonymous said...

And this:

Robert Sheaffer: Random House also published Phil Klass' books. A very respected publisher.

Kal Korff: Robert Sheaffer please do NOT tell Gabriel Birdnow this, there’s only so much a Nick Pope fanboy can take in one day 🙂

Ironically as you may remember, please don’t tell Gabriel this, it was Phil Klass sending me YOUR article after I had just written that 216 page typed up book for my 8th grade teacher, Phil sends me YOUR article and urges me to contact you immediately and I did and I was upset about the Atterberg news, but you were RIGHT, so I went to The Father Of Roswell (Stanton Friedman) — please don’t tell Gabriel this, and told him the bad news and was SHOCKED he REFUSED to investigate this.

I told Stan that BOTH of you could not be right and so I said as with Roswell, Heflin, other cases with him, “Fuck it, I’ll do it then! We can’t leave this up in the air.”
Standard approach, Basic Science 101, so then I contacted Atterberg myself using that new Smith Corona typewriter and I STILL HAVE THESE ORIGINAL LETTERS and I went back and forth as the middle guy between Friedman and Atterberg and as this soon to be published original files proves, Friedman got his ass WIPED!

He ended up surrendering saying I don’t know, I’m not an Astronomer.

Anyway the truth needs to come out and you were a key part of that.

It was ironic that both he and Moore supported my UFO Dictionary Project when Stan created the myth that Debunkers are bad and never used this word right. ironically it is because of Friedman and growing up with him that I jump on people still today over the MISUSE of this word. You are one of the few who use it correctly. Be in touch soon and thanks.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff works in a grocery store.

Anonymous said...

Does he? Do you have a location and name of that store?

Anonymous said...

No, but get this. He worked at a Dollar Tree in Reno.

Anonymous said...

Wow, I guess Mom told him to cover his own bills...

Anonymous said...

There is no shame in working entry level service jobs … UNLESS you are a braggart flying saucer expert who has lied about paramilitary service and generated Fake News, of which Korff is world renowned. Everything he has claimed since at least 1999 qualifies as FAKE NEWS meant to fool “readers” into believing Korff was some sort of “Isreali trained” operative WHEN HE WAS NOT. Now it’s Fake News about being a citizen journalist when in reality he works the paper goods & cleaning products aisle at a Dollar Store.

Anonymous said...

https://twitter.com/kalkorffexposed/status/1579275772224602112?s=21&t=cBOSIrmtA_gvOiKBi8kkXw

Anonymous said...

Korff FaceBook post from October 15th, 2022

And it kontinues....


Kal Korff: I think the key to this case is the Bible apocalyptic stuff Hickson kept talking about and then downplayed after people started having problems with his claims of being chosen and being one of 12 people, etc.

Hynek had a problem with this case but there was politics and he often complained about that.

Our file on this case is in California, we will be retrieving it when we are filming there in December.

I’m in a new show that HUNTS DOWN UFO and Paranormal frauds and brings the public along for this hunt and exposure and we also feature some of their victims.

Everyone from fake Dr Kevin Randle to TTSA and many others you know are all exposed in the show.

Anonymous said...

Oh he’s filming in December now… right.

the unknown korffer said...

i like the "victims" detail and can see them now, lined up at Barnes & Nobles, cruelly buying anyone's books but korff's

why just harass other flying saucer writers? if korff had a brain he'd go after romance fiction authors, cookbook chefs, travel guide hosts and the like. exposing their chicanery is where the real social media fame/approval reward awaits