Over 60, no wife, no girlfriend, living in Mom's house and working at Sprouts Farmers Market... Winning!
News Flash!!!
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2008 redux - honored and humbled
Kal Korff
October 1 at 1:39AM
BREAKING NEWS!
I know this will likely upset my cousin Gabriel Birdnow, but my publisher Random House just sent me a case of my Roswell expose books for my upcoming signings. I was informed that the book is now SOLD OUT AGAIN, meaning another printing is being ordered.
Being one of the three remaining ORIGINAL Roswell researchers, I am genuinely honored and humbled over this, and am grateful.
This book exposes the bullshit frauds like Nick Pope say about Roswell, it also exposes FAKE Dr Kevin Randle, Don Schmitt and was the first book to expose Colonel Corso.
Next batch of books will be FOUR MORE TITLES exposing four more classic popular cases the History Channel, much of the media now, outright LIES to you about.
The pathetic thing about their sham journalism is that many of these cases were SOLVED in the 1970s-90s, I solved the Meier case in high school for example and wrote my first book on it back then, yet today we have a whole generation of people raised to NOT KNOW any better, in today’s America you are WEIRD if you do NOT believe in at least one impossible CONspiracy. Roswell, like JFK, is being milked by both parties, the state of New Mexico, city of Roswell and its newspaper have all sold out, it’s aliens and Discovery and History Channel and Alien Highway across America at various spots. Truth and Critical Thinking?
That’s for weirdos!
I am honored and truly blessed for the success of this book, it exposes the Top 50 Roswell books that have been on the market since 1980.
"Over 60, no wife, no girlfriend, living in Mom's house and working at Dollar Tree... Winning!" --- is there any way of weaseling one's way into his Facebook circle in order to post that precise message on his FB page?
I've have never even been to the United States, but it'd be lovely if we could know which branch of Dollar Tree the great man is working at, so that fans reading this could pop by and let them know what they think of him.
It's strange how he is able to (i) con women into engaging with him, and (ii) keeping them tagging along for the length of time that he does. All it takes is a Google search for them to find out all they need to know.
More M*l*ssa, more M*artina T*cova, poor M*chaela K*cis ...
Kal Korff: Hi THANK YOU VERY MUCH, sir, I am honored and genuinely humbled. I hope you will let me know what you think of the book and I’m happy to answer any questions. Thank you again.
Paul John Grey: Cheers Kal Korff read it soon as possible ! and thumbs up later on ! My FB has glitching error just now.
Well, all I can say is that is superb investigative Korffing. Whoever is responsible for tracking the fat fraud down deserves to be awarded the Golden Korff by Santa in a Floppy Hat.
You hear, Santa? You have a full two months to get your act together. You were a no-show last year, I seem to remember. Don't be a loser. Don't be like Kalvin!
Over 60. You lot don't have much a state pension in the US, do you? I wonder if the Colonel has made provisions for his old age? Not to mention surgery and medical treatment as the aches and pains set in.
22 comments:
2008 redux - honored and humbled
Kal Korff
October 1 at 1:39AM
BREAKING NEWS!
I know this will likely upset my cousin Gabriel Birdnow, but my publisher Random House just sent me a case of my Roswell expose books for my upcoming signings. I was informed that the book is now SOLD OUT AGAIN, meaning another printing is being ordered.
Being one of the three remaining ORIGINAL Roswell researchers, I am genuinely honored and humbled over this, and am grateful.
This book exposes the bullshit frauds like Nick Pope say about Roswell, it also exposes FAKE Dr Kevin Randle, Don Schmitt and was the first book to expose Colonel Corso.
Next batch of books will be FOUR MORE TITLES exposing four more classic popular cases the History Channel, much of the media now, outright LIES to you about.
The pathetic thing about their sham journalism is that many of these cases were SOLVED in the 1970s-90s, I solved the Meier case in high school for example and wrote my first book on it back then, yet today we have a whole generation of people raised to NOT KNOW any better, in today’s America you are WEIRD if you do NOT believe in at least one impossible CONspiracy. Roswell, like JFK, is being milked by both parties, the state of New Mexico, city of Roswell and its newspaper have all sold out, it’s aliens and Discovery and History Channel and Alien Highway across America at various spots. Truth and Critical Thinking?
That’s for weirdos!
I am honored and truly blessed for the success of this book, it exposes the Top 50 Roswell books that have been on the market since 1980.
"Over 60, no wife, no girlfriend, living in Mom's house and working at Dollar Tree... Winning!"
--- is there any way of weaseling one's way into his Facebook circle in order to post that precise message on his FB page?
I've have never even been to the United States, but it'd be lovely if we could know which branch of Dollar Tree the great man is working at, so that fans reading this could pop by and let them know what they think of him.
He quit Dollar Tree. He works at a grocery store now that sells mostly health food local products kinda stuff.
But the Dollar Tree is funnier... :-)
Health foods??!!! No danger of Kalvin eating away the profits, then!
It's strange how he is able to (i) con women into engaging with him, and (ii) keeping them tagging along for the length of time that he does. All it takes is a Google search for them to find out all they need to know.
More M*l*ssa, more M*artina T*cova, poor M*chaela K*cis ...
Kal Korff: Hi THANK YOU VERY MUCH, sir, I am honored and genuinely humbled. I hope you will let me know what you think of the book and I’m happy to answer any questions. Thank you again.
Paul John Grey: Cheers Kal Korff read it soon as possible ! and thumbs up later on ! My FB has glitching error just now.
LMFAO
New post on this needed!!!
There is no new info to post.
If somebody wants to call them, go there, snap some shots, etc., have at it.
https://twitter.com/kalkorffexposed/status/1583952842855178240?s=21&t=2qjkLEWu7ysQCRKB2mjeUA
Sprouts Farmer's Market: https://www.sprouts.com/
Well, all I can say is that is superb investigative Korffing. Whoever is responsible for tracking the fat fraud down deserves to be awarded the Golden Korff by Santa in a Floppy Hat.
Congratulations, and Karry on Korffing.
... and speaking of SIAFH, I hope that the drunken sot will stay off the sauce long enough to put in an appearance this year ...
I Agree. That SIAFH needs to get off his fat ass and do what he does... second best.... call out Kalvin Karlton Korff.
You hear, Santa? You have a full two months to get your act together. You were a no-show last year, I seem to remember. Don't be a loser. Don't be like Kalvin!
Kal’s ex on Twitter is spilling the goods! https://twitter.com/kalkorffexposed/status/1583951580193509376?s=21&t=PoP3rKcS7rrNsh0HYNmtFQ
Is "Gen X Beauty" Karlton's ex?
HEADMASTER KORFF CLEAN UP AISLE FOUR
Ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!!!
Over 60. You lot don't have much a state pension in the US, do you? I wonder if the Colonel has made provisions for his old age? Not to mention surgery and medical treatment as the aches and pains set in.
Yes
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