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April 16, 2023

All Kalvin, All The Time!

This is Kalvin's latest update to his website. You'll notice there is NOT 300 characters (52 so far) and many of them are AI's based on Kalvin. And what of the More Info button, all are dead. Ha, ha, ha!

Testosticlese is the AI "Founding Father" who is the ultimate source of power in the series UFOlitics: Saucer City. Created by Kal Korff from his original KalmanderData program in 1988, it is part of the UFOComp and KalOSys software systems. This project was originally featured in the media in the late 1980s when Kal Korff brought it to Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory and KMI, Inc., where he worked. The press specifically noted: "UFO buff switches his attention to computers," and featured Kal Korff showing his multimedia HyperCard based system. Kal Korff was a member of Apple-Claris HyperCard Software Development Team.

​Testosticlese is trained in ALL of the great legal, classical and philosophical works of the great Greek Philosophers and scholars.

Dikastis Royces is the AI Chief Justice of Saucer City. He insures that no UFOlitics ever takes place in Saucer City, and that all of its operations are legal and protect everyone's rights. ALL Avatar Rendition Service Exchange operations are CLEARED by Dikastis after a detailed evidentiary hearing, while also being signed off by Testosticlese.

Dikastis Royces is the AI Chief Justice of Saucer City. He insures that no UFOlitics ever takes place in Saucer City, and that all of its operations are legal and protect everyone's rights. ALL Avatar Rendition Service Exchange operations are CLEARED by Dikastis after a detailed evidentiary hearing, while also being signed off by Testosticlese.

Testiclese is your HOST for the new TV series UFOlitics. UFOlitics regularly features the President and CEO of CriticalThinkers, Kal Korff. Testiclese is also related to Testosticlese. He trained in History, Philosophy, Literature, Science – Testicles is a real "Renaissance Man."

Kal Korff is the Top Avatar Rendition Services Exchange Commander who invented the concept of Operation Pandora's Box from his Secret X Wars Against Terrorism project. As the Kaldon Unit Commander for A.R.S.E., Korff takes his elite team around the world to remove rogue Avatars off the streets who are worse than their real life counterparts. These Avatars are then locked up in the Kalossus Grand Temple of UFOOLogy, where renditioned Avatars spend eternity in their specialized Exhibit rooms, surrounded by the evidence against them. The public is able to visit Saucer City and the Kalossus Grand Temple of UFOOLogy during opening hours.

Kalvin's "comedy" comes through... right?!?

President John F. Lincoln Kennedy is the officially elected President of Saucer City. His two fathers, were related to the famous American Presidents, Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy. President John F. Lincoln Kennedy epitomizes the best views and policies of both Abraham Lincoln and JFK.

More character back stories and biography info coming soon...

Saucer City was CREATED to not only EXPOSE, but to put an END to UFOlitics!

UFOlitics is the Intersection of Politics, UFOs and the Paranormal.

Nothing good ever comes from UFOlitics.

In this new 72 episode series UFOlitics, we EXPOSE HUNDREDS OF GUILTY PARTIES who engage in UFOlitics, commit Consumer Fraud crimes, promote lying CONspiracy claims and UFO and Paranormal scams.

The term UFOlitics, was first codified into the UFO Dictionary Project by Analyst, Author, Intelligence Officer, Investigative Journalist and UFOlogist Kal Korff in 1979 after Korff became disgusted over the "Politics" played in the UFO field he had specifically observed during a press conference he arranged to promote a joint lecture he was giving with famed Nuclear Physicist, Stanton T. Friedman, who is the "Father of Roswell."

 Kal Korff is the only person in this world, literally, who was mentored by everyone from

Dr. J. Allen Hynek to Nuclear Physicist Stanton Friedman, the "Father of Roswell." As repeated media coverage in the 1970s-80s proves, Kal Korff was the "Go To Guy" or the "grease" between all major warring parties in UFOlogy for many years.