Friday, April 7, 2023

All Kalvin, All The Time!

This is Kalvin's latest update to his website. You'll notice there is NOT 300 characters (52 so far) and many of them are AI's based on Kalvin. And what of the More Info button, all are dead. Ha, ha, ha!


Testosticlese is the AI "Founding Father" who is the ultimate source of power in the series UFOlitics: Saucer City. Created by Kal Korff from his original KalmanderData program in 1988, it is part of the UFOComp and KalOSys software systems. This project was originally featured in the media in the late 1980s when Kal Korff brought it to Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory and KMI, Inc., where he worked. The press specifically noted: "UFO buff switches his attention to computers," and featured Kal Korff showing his multimedia HyperCard based system. Kal Korff was a member of Apple-Claris HyperCard Software Development Team.

Testosticlese is trained in ALL of the great legal, classical and philosophical works of the great Greek Philosophers and scholars.

Dikastis Royces is the AI Chief Justice of Saucer City. He insures that no UFOlitics ever takes place in Saucer City, and that all of its operations are legal and protect everyone's rights. ALL Avatar Rendition Service Exchange operations are CLEARED by Dikastis after a detailed evidentiary hearing, while also being signed off by Testosticlese.

Dikastis Royces is the AI Chief Justice of Saucer City. He insures that no UFOlitics ever takes place in Saucer City, and that all of its operations are legal and protect everyone's rights. ALL Avatar Rendition Service Exchange operations are CLEARED by Dikastis after a detailed evidentiary hearing, while also being signed off by Testosticlese.

Testiclese is your HOST for the new TV series UFOlitics. UFOlitics regularly features the President and CEO of CriticalThinkers, Kal Korff. Testiclese is also related to Testosticlese. He trained in History, Philosophy, Literature, Science – Testicles is a real "Renaissance Man."

Kal Korff is the Top Avatar Rendition Services Exchange Commander who invented the concept of Operation Pandora's Box from his Secret X Wars Against Terrorism project. As the Kaldon Unit Commander for A.R.S.E., Korff takes his elite team around the world to remove rogue Avatars off the streets who are worse than their real life counterparts. These Avatars are then locked up in the Kalossus Grand Temple of UFOOLogy, where renditioned Avatars spend eternity in their specialized Exhibit rooms, surrounded by the evidence against them. The public is able to visit Saucer City and the Kalossus Grand Temple of UFOOLogy during opening hours.

Kalvin's "comedy" comes through... right?!?


President John F. Lincoln Kennedy is the officially elected President of Saucer City. His two fathers, were related to the famous American Presidents, Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy. President John F. Lincoln Kennedy epitomizes the best views and policies of both Abraham Lincoln and JFK.

More character back stories and biography info coming soon...













Saucer City was CREATED to not only EXPOSE, but to put an END to UFOlitics!

UFOlitics is the Intersection of Politics, UFOs and the Paranormal.

Nothing good ever comes from UFOlitics.

In this new 72 episode series UFOlitics, we EXPOSE HUNDREDS OF GUILTY PARTIES who engage in UFOlitics, commit Consumer Fraud crimes, promote lying CONspiracy claims and UFO and Paranormal scams.

The term UFOlitics, was first codified into the UFO Dictionary Project by Analyst, Author, Intelligence Officer, Investigative Journalist and UFOlogist Kal Korff in 1979 after Korff became disgusted over the "Politics" played in the UFO field he had specifically observed during a press conference he arranged to promote a joint lecture he was giving with famed Nuclear Physicist, Stanton T. Friedman, who is the "Father of Roswell."

 Kal Korff is the only person in this world, literally, who was mentored by everyone from

Dr. J. Allen Hynek to Nuclear Physicist Stanton Friedman, the "Father of Roswell." As repeated media coverage in the 1970s-80s proves, Kal Korff was the "Go To Guy" or the "grease" between all major warring parties in UFOlogy for many years.

10 comments:

Lawrence Liverwurst said...

The term UFOlitics, was first codified into the UFO Dictionary Project by Analyst, Author, Intelligence Officer, Investigative Journalist and UFOlogist Kal Korff in 1979

LOUD FARTING SOUND

Ahhh, good liverwurst. Lots of horseradish and onion on that one.

This project was originally featured in the media in the late 1980s when Kal Korff brought it to Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory and KMI, Inc., where he worked.

LOUD WET FARTING SOUND

Oh no, my shorts. Too much Liverwurst.

Anonymous said...

You Sir Liverwurst are mean... butt right.

the unknown korffer said...

CAPTAIN KORFF, CLEANUP IN THE MEN'S ROOM

grab an air freshener from Households while you're at it. here's hoping someone's lawyer finds the childish, immature, and thoroughly unprofessional nature of kal's imaginary make believe fun time play set as actionable.

Anonymous said...

the only interaction of significance on korff's nearly two week old twatter content on this undertaking was a question asking what it all means. then a followup asking whether he intends to interview himself.

no likes, no re-twats, and web searches for UFOLITICS ask if maybe you got the spelling wrong. the only search return of relevance when confirming the spelling is kal's own site.

Anonymous said...

As posted on Kalvin's website weeks ago:

Episode 1: Plot Summary - Coming Tomorrow!

Episode 2: Plot Summary - Coming Tomorrow!

Episode 3: Plot Summary - Coming Tomorrow!

Jimmy_D said...

"Episode 1: Plot Summary - Coming Tomorrow!"
--- Why does he do this when he knows that there is nothing coming tomorrow?
Does anyone ever call him out about this nonsense on his Facebook page? If not, why not? Any ideas, anyone?

Anonymous said...

No series or series of series updates in 15 days.


Virtually nobody calls him out because virtually nobody is paying attention.

Here's a person calling out Kalvin from 4 days ago:

Bruce Lake: Oh, Kal, you're irrepressible! Kari and MTG are actual patriots who love their country and view their voters as their bosses, as it should be. Also, keep your eye on Kari Lake--you are looking at the first woman President just a few years down the road. I'd imagine the milestone stings a bit, what with that unique, historic distinction going to an "evil" Republican! Also, the charges against your former President are of no substance and will easily be defended--as yet another ill-advised Democrat machination blows up in their learning-impaired faces. Lmao.

Kalvin never responded.

M said...

No one calls him out because they’re too nice. They probably don’t keep tabs on how nuts he is. He purposely ignores the call outs anyways. He did that all the time. When you do call him out the essays of ridiculous text rants on and on with word salad is enough to drive you crazy. He of course always avoids answering the call out. He’s a typical narcissistic loser who has an emotionally incestuous relationship with his mother. A thirteen year old in a 61 decrepit body.

Anonymous said...

"A thirteen year old in a 61 decrepit body."

Anonymous said...

Korffing 2008... we can't wait.

No Lawsuits Filed
Korffing for a Korff Free Internet
Korffers Unite
God Bless Don Ecker

April 16, 2023

Kal Korff · BREAKING NEWS!
Hi everyone. I apologize again for not posting much, but as you can see, I have been busy working on Season 1 of my new shows, UFOlitics being one of them. I have been quietly previewing the new shows with partners and key media entities, the official Press Kits start going out TODAY, April 16TH AND WILL START BEING MADE PUBLIC THIS WEEK, posted online. THANKS for all of your patience and support, Guests and the Cast will also be introduced STARTING THIS WEEK. Developing....

Kal Korff · BREAKING NEWS!
Here is another key part of my new UFOlitics and Saucer City shows. Can't wait for this to be open for admission to the general public 🙂 Lots of real history exhibits, the best part is that each UFOOLogist and fraud has their own Exhibit room, complete with the best evidence AGAINST them...THEIR OWN DATA AND WORDS and RECORDINGS!
Developing...