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21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kalvin... updated? his front page...?

https://www.kalkorff.com/

the unknown korffer said...

https://www.similarweb.com/website/kalkorff.com/#overview

kalkorff.com

analyst, author, broadcaster, columnist, executive, intelligence officer, lecturer, producer, it specialist, software engineer, weapons designer

Company
Kal Korff
Year Founded
- -
Employees
11 - 50 (!!)
HQ
- -
Annual Revenue
$2.0M - $5.0M
Industry
Unknown

Total Visits < 5K <-- less than 5000 visits

Similarweb does not present data for websites with < 5K estimated visits for the last month. Only data verified by Google Analytics will be displayed.

happy red mogul balloon! said...

weapons designer! and intelligence officer!!

WHERE? WHEN?

:D

Anonymous said...

I tried a URL I have, pretty much unused.
Wrong amount of employees, which is 1.
Wrong state
Zero Revenue


Year Founded - -
Employees 11 - 50
HQ United States, Texas, Fort Worth
Annual Revenue $1.0M - $2.0M
Industry Unknown

Anonymous said...

Here's some Korff current and claimed URL's:

ufolitics.com - Not found
ufologyufoology.org - not found
criticalthinkers.org - no data

Melissa said...

Do all what? He hasn’t delivered anything lol. Send any woman my way I’ll give her fair warning of how messed up he is. She will probably figure it out as soon as she sees him with his mommy though.

Melissa said...

Uhm Kal make 2-5 million lmao. He lives in a 700 sq ft apartment in a ghetto neighborhood with his mother.

Anonymous said...

egads, don't tell us kal k. korff has manipulated the metadata for his web site to suggest having coworkers + making money off his little fake tv show scam with silly phony people made up with cheap computer graphics

does the IRS know he is making $2-5 million dollars from his internet-based web site? and are they collecting taxes on it? i sure wouldn't want to think that kal k. korff is swindling anyone

Jimmy_D said...

i wonder what Kurtis is up to these days.

Anonymous said...

He may have gotten out in '19 or '20 for heroin...

https://mugshots.com/US-States/Oregon/Unsorted-OR/Kurtis-Kern-Korff.150813977.html

Kurtis Korff
👤 Age: 56
🏠 Grants Pass, Oregon

Anonymous said...

5 days since he last "update"... Ha, ha, ha!

Lawrence Liverwurst National Lobotomy said...

full of liverwurst

Anonymous said...

He’s out of jail. No teeth with a toothless gf. I guess he drives around doing odd jobs ( he has No license) in Oregon.

Anonymous said...

Winning

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff · BREAKING NEWS!

Hi everyone. I apologize yet agin for not being online much, but today I am attending a seminar online in Europe concerning using Siri to build Apps combined with AI, using syntax that is the English language. I have always been a fan of hyperTalk like programming/scripting languages, not a fan of convoluted syntaxes. AFTER I return to my normal duties from this seminar, I will be posting video excerpts from the new show and updating everyone on how the issue of Tucker Carlson is now being "handled" in the show 🙂

Episode 1:

UFOlitics - Saucer City

Operation Pandora's box: A New Hope

Plot Summary: Increasingly in today's world, what happens in cyberspace or in the virtual and online worlds, impacts events and reality, in the real world.

As longtime Apple-Claris software engineers, Kal Korff and Roy Neil have created Saucer City, which is part of the UFOlitics suite of products, research and development in partnership with CriticalThinkers.org and Neil Research Labs.

​Plot details soon!

Melissa said...

Roy Neil is his buddy who also lives with his mommy and is 60 plus years old and never has a relationship. If he really even exists Kal said he developed the Talking Tom app. I wonder if it’s all made up by Kal though.

Anonymous said...

abandonware designers

the unknown korffer said...

Claris is definitely still active but their current "internet-based web site" has never heard of kal korff. Or if it has it's a secret. Maybe kept on the sewer level by the blue key, with extra megahealth powerup.

https://www.claris.com/search/#?cludoquery=kal%20korff&cludopage=1&cludoinputtype=standard


Your search for 'kal korff' returned 0 results


Anonymous said...

I remember when he said his name was on the software box of an early release. Many did images and software searches back then and any proof of that couldn't be found.

Might be worth another search?

Anonymous said...

Oh boy, an interactive computer animated cartoon... Hold it, pause that scene so I can scan that code and read more about this fascinating scene...

MOST IMPORTANT: viewers can easily verify all facts proven in the series UFOlitics by simply scanning QR codes which appear in key scenes across the entire series. After scanning each QR code, viewers are taken to various online content containing facts anyone can verify.

Anonymous said...

so thats why he needed to scan 100,000,000 ufo documents out there in california where he said they were filming this television show, which is actually an interactive web experience programmed by two guys, one of which may not actually be real