Monday, June 30, 2008

Kalvin Korff hiding his past?

I see that Kalvin has once again changed his website content for the nth time. Oddly enough, this latest change comes on the heels of Kalvin releasing a video showing he and Vojtek Sedlacek signing some papers.

While Kalvin claims that he signed a five year contract and has been appointed the chief information officer and chief technical officer for Vojtek's business, that claim is now conveniently absent. Kalvin also states in the video that he and Vojtek signed a "cooperative agreement" and makes no mention of being assigned as the chief information officer or chief technical officer for Vojtek's business. You can see a pciture I took of Kalvin's website from a copy I have saved where Kalvin exclaims his alleged new employment positions with Vojtek.

So what is really going on here? Is this another one of the "strategic moves" or "initiatives" Kalvin likes to dream up that never come to fruition? Is he actually the chief information officer and chief technical officer for Vojtek?

My personal opinion on the matter is Vojtek has no idea about Kalvin's claims of writing 500 books, a Saudi backed $25,000,000.00 budget, Kalvin's bunk claim of being an anti-terrorism expert, or any number of claims Kalvin has staked for himself. I wonder what Vojtek would say about Kalvin's past claims?

Hey, Kalvin, when is your supposed terrorism book getting published?

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Kalvin Korff's past catches up with him!

Say hello to Ms. Michaela Kocis! Coming soon!

" Kal is an abusive somewhat delusional person."
Part of a Facebook message passed on allegedly from Michaela Kocis about fruticake Kalvin Korff. Got anything you'd like to say, Kalvin?





Shocking! Kalvin Korff cons way into new job, still CAN'T construct basic English sentence

Looks like Kalvin has landed yet ANOTHER job by somehow conning his way into becoming the CIO and CTO of Agentura ProVas, Ltd.. This on top of his ten-years left pretending to be a colonel in a fantasy organization.

While Vojtech Sedlacek is certainly a man with principle and cares about assisting disabled people, and no one could argue that not a worthy cause, I have to question exactly how much Vojtech REALLY knows about Kalvin and all of Kalvin's nutty claims.

And Kalvin as chief technical officer? Please. Not only can the man not properly put a sentence together, Kalvin can't even figure out how to format his own website so the text isn't covered by a column!! Just click on the picture I took of Kalvin's website and try to read the text! And Kalvin fancies himself some sort of computer expert? That is a joke.

But the laughs don't stop there with Kalvin and his alleged 219 IQ. Kalvin writes in the text seen in the picture below, "Dear World, I'm pleased to personally announce that I have signed a 5 YEARS Employee Agreement with Mr. Vojtek Sedlacek, the Founder and President of Agentura Pro Vas, the largest employer of Handicapped people in the Czech Republic."

So Kalvin "signed a 5 YEARS" employment contract? Nice going, Kalvin, you idiot. Please, Kalvin, learn how to properly write and format your atrocious website.

Oh, and feel free to say hello to Vojtek and ask about Kalvin's resume.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

"Is it REALLY true?" REALLY sucks and Kalvin Korff gets caught LYING AGAIN

I suffered through Kalvin Korff's latest "s it REALLY true?" crap fest. Bad editing, piss poor production, and you can find better quality programming on a local cable access station done by two-year olds. What is REALLY true about these episodes is they REALLY are shitty.

We have Kalvin obviously writing questions to himself so he can start dishing it out to the flying saucer people he clearly has an obsession with. Kalvin really hates this Kevin Randle chap and Don Eker fellow. So what is this latest wacky "show" Kalvin is posting to youtube.com?

With Kalvin formulating his own questions - who gives a shit about someone supposedly calling Kalvin a superhero? - it is Kalvin opening doors for himself to spread his hate and obvious jealousy of certain people.

Kalvin isn't some brilliant analyst or anti-terrorism guru. Kalvin is a hater, a pathetic little man who will try and make anyone who challenges him or questions him pay in any way Kalvin thinks he can make them pay. Kalvin, you're vindictive and keep proving it every time you put your ridiculous face in front of that camera and open that rather large orifice you call a mouth.

Kalvin is so desperate for what he considers his glory days that he tries to recreate the past every chance he gets by telling the same tiresome stories and pulling out his "resume" as an author from books published over ten-years ago! Kalvin likes to remind people he was on certain television shows with his last big television appearance in 1993!!!! Fifteen-years ago isn't last week, Kalvin. You should step back, examine your life and stop spreading your hate.

I dig some digging on the "a-bomb kid" story. Kalvin Korff was NEVER the "a-bomb kid" and this is a LIE made by Kalvin. Kalvin in his own words claimed to be the "a-bomb kid." Kalvin wrote in an e-mail to this Royce Meyer fellow, " This is a matter of public record, and I have the news clippings, but logically they are not all on the internet, but as you may recall I am the "A Bomb Kid" the young bozo who designed a nuclear warhead (a doomwday device) back when I was 14. I got into trouble, especially after I entered it into our school's science fair, and one of the judges there had a degree in physics and it scared him. So Dr. Severson was called and then some feds came in and there was an investigation into how this kid could do this. I told them the truth, that I had figured it out. For me, it was a great exercise in physics. Problem was, the design was similar to a then-classified weapon called the neutron bomb. I had no idea."

Kalvin claims this was in some local newspapers and he has the clippings. Of course, Kalvin won't scan them saying it isn't important. Yet Kalvin keeps bringing these subjects up in an attempt to persuade people that he is some sort of genius. Kalvin also tries to offer up proof that his "a-bomb kid" story is true by showing the front of some award ribbon. Kalvin expects you to accept such a low standard of evidence when he is called into question but wants others to provide absolute proof of their claims and stories? You're a hypocrite, Kalvin, and in the worst possible way.

When Kalvin Korff claimed in his earlier e-mail to be the "a-bomb kid", Kalvin Korff is LYING. You were not and are not the "a-bomb kid" Kalvin and you know it. This makes you a LIAR and a FRAUD. Prove me wrong, Kalvin. You don't even have to scan in the newspaper clippings you allege you have. Just provide the name of the newspaper and a year and we'll see exactly what is true and what isn't. Better yet, if you have nothing to hide then scan the articles and post them for all to see. Live up to your own standards for once instead of directing your one-sided moral rules onto others so you can focus whatever personal issues you might have into hatred.

Don't be a hater, Kalvin, just because you aren't happy your pathetic "past glory" swirled down the drain long ago.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Who is Michaela Kocis?

I've discovered reference made to a woman named Micahela Kocis who once was associated with Kalvin Korff. Reportedly Kalvin and Ms. Kocis were romantically involved, but I have yet to establish this and find it hard to believe once I took a look at a picture of Ms. Kocis. How a beautiful and seemingly intelligent woman ever got tangled up with a freak like Kalvin is beyond me. A message I received indicates that Ms. Kocis is not at all fond of Kalvin and I will find out more.

Odd that Ms. Kocis is not the first Czech woman who was an "author/journalist" to be tied to Kalvin. There are some other things about Kalvin's association with Czech women that I will reveal on this blog shortly. I know Kalvin reads this blog. Got anything you'd like to say Kalvin before it goes live here?

Kalvin Korff and someone he might be able to match wits against

Kalvin would face the toughest challenge of his life. My money is on Elmer over Kalvin any day of the week. They look so similar that Elmer might be Kalvin's long lost father! I feel terrible for Elmer if that is the case.

Kalvin Korff and his connection to Czech women

Something new is coming down the pipe on Kalvin Korff, something very interesting. Apparently little Kalvin here doesn't want anyone snooping around about a particular former Prague resident who fled half a world away for some very hair raising reasons. But since Kalvin is always promoting the truth I suppose we'll get his side of it all when this and more information breaks.

Kalvin, you shouldn't write checks with your mouth that your ass can't cash. And here you've pretended to be some sort of analytical strategist. Poor Kalvin probably didn't see this one coming straight at him. Bombs away!