Saturday, August 14, 2010

KalFAIL!!!!!

Kal's press conference...................

FAIL!!!!

Kernal Klown fails AGAIN. Klowntastic Kal just klowntastic as usual and you keep building my confidence in your ability to utterly fail.

ahahahahahhhhaaaahahahahahaah!!!!!!!!

KALFAIL!!!!

52 comments:

Anonymous said...

Okay, it's Sunday, August 15 at about 9:00 AM. Fuck nut has changed his template page back to the original resume amd Horn shit.

Face Book

Kal Korff

Hi: the new My Kalendars we are launching next week, which made their teaser preview for the media yesterday, not only feature beautiful women, but profits go to HELP THE FLOOD VICTIMS IN PAKISTAN. Thanks to a friend of ours, who appears in the media event as you will see when video is posted of it, this is a joint Jewish-Muslim project both he and I are heading, hoping to lead by EXAMPLE of PEACE, instead of hatred.
___________________________________

and...

Kal Korff:

I'm going to post here and on the Web, scenes from my new reality-based show we have been producing over the years at locations all over the world. I hope you enjoy it, notice that we talk about issues and TRY to get Americans to see what LIFE is LIKE outside the USA, especially in countries like the Czech Republic, which was first given to Hitler and then over to Stalin by the self-proclaimed "civilized" world.
___________________________________

Anyway, deadlines obviously don't concern Kalvin. So, I suppose, these aren't lies in his mind, just statements to be taken, not a face vaule but... Hell, he just likes to hear himself talk, to watch his fat little fingers struggle with the key board and ramble on to his "to stupid to block him from their Wall Page" Face Book frends... I guess?

The Unknown Korffer said...

For our friends from Face Book or veterans groups looking for examples of Kalvin K. Korff's impersonation of a para-military officer and claims of being something more than an unemployed flying saucer enthusiast:


In this video here, Kalvin K. Korff is clearly wearing US Military Colonel's rank insignia which he has not earned and has no right to wear in a manner which implies any official status:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO19oGibtEE


Kalvin also refers to himself as a "Colonel" in the accompanying text provided with the upload. It is Stolen Valor, and not even a very good job at it. Kalvin K. Korff is not a Colonel or a counter-terrorism specialist/consultant "locking horns" with anyone over anything related to terrorism or global security.

That is a FAIRY TALE about a croaking toad who transforms into a handsome prince with shiny military rank insignia or fake law enforcement badges to provide an unearned voice of authority he does not deserve. It is all a lie and the fantasy of the warped, uneducated mind of a simpleton.

Anonymous said...

So how did your press conference go, Kal? Was it cramped in that closet? Hopefully the echo of an empty room at 3 a.m. didn't screw up the sound too much.

Moron.

Pretender.

Dolt.

Chubby little loser.

Anonymous said...

Kalvin has big-time diarrhea on Face Book this morning, yet...

Nary a mention of a press conference, its video, etc.

Same old, same old.

Lair.
Fraud.
Stone Valor.
Fat Little Fuck.

Anonymous said...

It's Tuesday, August 17, 2010 at 6:54:52 AM or there abouts...

And guess what? Little Kalvin K. Korff has let his "Face Book" FRIENDS down, big-time.

Udder failure... Ha, ha, ha.

Post all you want on Face Book Kalvin, one posting links on Face Book doesn't make one intelligent.

One making promises and threats and never, EVER follwoing through with them makes one a...

Dolt.
Lair.
Fraud.
Moron.
Pretender.
Stone Valor.
Fat Little Fuck.
Chubby little loser.

Micheal Horn laughs at you.

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,... Oh fuck me please! Lies, lies, lies.

Kal Korff ALERT:

Some incredibly "tolerant" person in the Obama misadministration has NOW COMPLAINED about my new show and its Xposes, even though they have NOT seen it yet! Regardless, it will NOT matter. WE ARE POSTING the TWO HOUR PREVIEW ON SEVERAL WEB SITES LATER TONIGHT, I DON'T CARE WHAT OBAMA and HIS ILK TRY TO DO. I wil...l list the web sites later, when I have their addresses.

The Unknown Knorffer said...

Delusional. He's not getting enough attention from his buddies so he has to inject a little chaos manufacture to up the ante.

"We are posting the 2 hour preview to several websites ..." wtf is that? I thought this was supposed to be a PRESS CONFERENCE, meaning that the press organizations would be the ones to broadcast or transmit the information. Right there he inadvertently admitted this is a lie, unless Kolonel Kupcake is also trying to imply that he is also the press corps.

It's not even a very good lie. NOBODY BELIEVES ANY OF THIS, KALVIN. You need psychiatric help in a prison-type setting.

Anonymous said...

There is no doubt that Kal K. Korff surely must be on a watch list for the Secret Service as one of many nuts.

Nobody in any government administration, unless it was to deport or toss in jail, would give Kal the time of day.

Kal will never stop with the fairy tales of his delusional life.

Anonymous said...

Oh my! here's a series of Face Book postings from August 17, 2010. I'll send the images to this blog for posting.

Kal Korff:

Here's another photo still from my upcoming TWO HOUR series preview...fyi.

Kal Korff:

I also have Czech and EU flags, to represent where I live and and the areas I am responsible for, but they could not fit in the framing Martina did when she filmed it, she is my Executive Producer and a GREAT woman.
___________________________________

...areas I am responsible for,...

Ha, ha, ha! It's getting deep in here!

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff:

Here's ANOTHER image from my six volume, 2,400 page series on Islamofascist terrorism, extremism and hatred, and YES this also includes CONspiracy nonsense such as uddered by certain "UFOlogists" JFK CONspiracy types and those 911 COnspiracy nuts. Everyone from Dr. Noam Chomsky to former CIA Agent Scott Ritter get nailed, the list is very long. This image is for Jerry Lapiroff.
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Photo to follow....

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff:

Here's still another image from the thesis and 2,400 page book series, which has taken SEVEN YEARS to complete and is now undergoing peer review by some of you fine people reading this on Facebook. This is also for Jerry Lapiroff.
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Photo to follow.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff:

Last image of these three I am posting now before getting back to business per se, again this is for Jerry Lapiroff and thanks to everyone for helping with peer review. This is an unprecedented series which takes no prisoners per se and everyone from HAMAS to the Iranian Govt are slated to "comment" on it as peer review gets underway in earnest. It also contains material the CIA says they do NOT want printed, but that's their problem.
___________________________________

Photo to follow.

Anonymous said...

US Kourt Finds Korff Innocent of Stolen Valor!!!!

http://www.politico.com/blogs/joshgerstein/0810/9th_Circuit_finds_a_right_to_lie.html

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff:

Here are some more scenes from the new preview, the series covers my life and people and events over a period of many years, filmed at locations all over the world, and has many people in it. So much for my "kritics" who LIED and said this was not real. Some of these SAME "kritics" are also in DENIAL of my thesis and six book, 2,400 page series on Islamofascism, hatred, intolerance and extremism, despite the FACT that several people have COPIES of it on Facebook here, and are busy PEER REVIEWING IT. Maybe they're "upset" that they are Xposed in the new books and elsewhere, I do not know, and it is NOT my "problem," but THEIRS! :-)

Anonymous said...

And this was posted 7 minutes before the last? Same information. Same old Kalvin story.

More photos to come....

Kal Korff:

HI everyone: I have posted in a NEW PHOTO ALBUM, some 24 more still images from the upcoming preview. The series shows my life and events over the past 20 years, much captured on film, especially during the last 10 years, filmed all over the world. So much for my "kritics" and those who said this isn't real, many of them are XPOSED in the new series, and my 2,400 page thesis/six books.

Anonymous said...

Face Book:

Here are some scenes from the new reality-based show I am honored to be in. We'll see how it does.

Youtube and template web site reality-show Kalvin.

Remember, the internet is not broadcast televison.

Lamer.

Photos to follow.

Anonymous said...

Face Book:

Interview with BBC re Missile Defense. A web site which LOVES to engage in HATRED against me especially, FALSELY claimed that this interview never took place. Since it was filmed, I ALWAYS said we would air it at a time and place of our choosing and prove these haters wrong and Xpose them before their like-minded peers and the general public. Now we are, the interview scenes are in the new show. My whole life these past years for much of it, has been filmed for eventual broadcast, which is coming shortly around the release of the new 2,400 page six book series on Islamofascism, and my envisioned Ph.D. thesis on hatred, extremism, Islamofascism and the CONspiracy mindset, which nails UFO "Cosmic Watergate" nuts, 911 CONspiracy nuts, and of course, those JFK Conspiracy types. The point is EXTREMISM and a distinct LACK of CriticalThinking. Without Critical Thinking en masse, our species is doomed to extinction. LOGIC MUST control our emotions, we must NEVER let our emotions CONTROL the process of Critical Thinking.
___________________________________

"... LOGIC MUST control our emotions,..."

"Fuck you Bartu!"

We don't forget Fuck Face.

Anonymous said...

Face Book:

Helping police after shaving my head to go bald, posing as a German speaking "skinhead" during the anniversary of Kristallnacht, when the Neo-Nazis MARCH in Prague. By using disinformation, the Nazis, many of whom were young kids, never got their mass rally together, Operation Kristallnacht Halt was a success, many were arrested and many weapons confiscated. Video of all this is in the new show, along with some BLUNT comments about my "kritics" who are CLUELESS as usual :-)
___________________________________

Photos shortly

Anonymous said...

It's another day and Kalvin has REPOSTED his LONG resume and his LONG rant against Horn. again....

With many broken photo links, again, of course.

Michael Horn laughs at you.

Anonymous said...

All photos have been sent to the e-mail address which I was given for this site. I hope they made it through.

Hint...

Kalvin carries a gun, or so it would seem.

Is this possible? What does it take to get a permit, or whatever, in CZ?

Then again, it may be a dildo....

The Unknown Korffer said...

... My whole life these past years for much of it, has been filmed for eventual broadcast, which is coming shortly around the release of the new 2,400 page six book series on Islamofascism, and my envisioned Ph.D. thesis on hatred, extremism, blah blah blah, farting noises ...


HEY COLONEL DOUCHEBAG WANNABE: HOW DO YOU PLAN TO GET A PHD WITH A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA? You're an unemployed college dropout lying to your so-called "friends" on a social networking platform. You are as fake, phony and bogus as it gets.

Why don't you tell your good buddies about that fake Interpol badge on your SAPSTOE costume, and why you felt it was necessary to send Royce a picture of yourself wearing it like the ASSHOLE POSER PHONY you are. The picture is right here:


http://www.ufowatchdog.com/images/camo_korff.jpg


You sent it to Royce yourself to try and get respect for something you don't have a clue about. Do your Face Book friends know you like to dress up like an army man?

Anonymous said...

Poached from Face Book. Answering a question regarding his "thesis"... Read and enjoy and comment!


Kal Korff:

Because at its core is a thesis on human behavior, hatred and extremism, Islamofascism being one example.

In the book series and thesis there is a "belief donut" diagram, shaped like the infinity symbol. As I hint on my profile page, in the so-called "paranormal" and other fringe and fanatic/lunatic areas such as "UFOs" or "Bigfoot" or "JFK CONspiracy," the Billy Meier UFO Cult, etc., hatred and intolerance also runs rampant as with any fanaticism.

The Meier cult, for example, is anti-Semitic and says that ALL RELIGIONS ARE BACKWARDS and will only destroy the Earth, only BILLY MEIER is "the way" so people who ENDORSE the Meier case, and there are countless THOUSANDS in UFODumb, are REALLY ENDORSING A DOCTRINE OF HATRED AND INTOLERANCE, from Meier, who slams everyone from Jesus to Muhammad, saying the Koran was FAKED by a man named "Omar" and all the other NONSENSE Meier writes about in his hate-filled, Jew hating Talmud of Jmannuel, where Jesus is a "Pleiadian" of course, as was the Virgin Mary's father, again more lies.

Another one of my points in my thesis and series and public messages:

I can PROVE and HAVE PROVEN that there is NO DIFFERENCE between an Islamofascist terrorist who wants to kill you just because you exist, versus a Billy Meier UFO Cult "believer" or a Roswell "UFO crash" nut or JFK CONspiracy buff who also wants to hurt you just because you do NOT believe (and in my case am officially and globally known for having disproven) many of their fraudulent claims.

It is hard sometimes to separate principles from specific examples, the book is focused on principles and uses real examples of extremism and hatred (I get attacked by UFO bozos all the time, LESS SO THAN BY ISLAMOFASCISTS, which is not only IRONIC BUT VERY REVEALING!) to PROVE its points.

Since I tend to do largely original research where possible, or finish research left incomplete by others, or look at existing issues and try to come up with solutions, implement them and then move on, if I were to finish my higher education and get this PhD, I chose this area, I have zero interest in getting a degree in WHO killed JFK and HOW, been there, already did that, no need to make it a degree in history or forensics or whatever.

Hope this helps, I think I likely over explained it.
___________________________________

>>> Because at its core is a thesis <<<

So he's using the "word" wrong. Look it up Kalvin, you can't put lipstick on this pig.

>>> if I were to finish my higher education and get this PhD, I chose this area, I have zero interest in getting a degree in WHO killed JFK and HOW, been there, already did that, no need to make it a degree in history or forensics or whatever. <<<

A degree in who killed JFK?

I wanna get a degree in Korffing, got as much chance has happening.

Dolt.

Anonymous said...

>>> Do your Face Book friends know you like to dress up like an army man? <<<

They do now, he's posting all kinds of photos now; turning it up a notch to immpress, I guess.

I've sent all the photos to KKIAI, if I have the e-mail right?

Anonymous said...

face Book:

Kal Korff:

Our unit is leaving Germany, we were successful (not as much as we wanted to be, the Germans ALLOWED militants to escape to Uzbekistan so they could become someone else's "problem"). We remain on alert until after Iran loads their fuel into the reactor. REMEMBER folks, Obama said a "nuclear Iran is not acceptable," — I... guess firing up a reactor isn't enough EVIDENCE for Obama they're going "nuclear," but I digress.

Anonymous said...

Anyone can send Obama an e-mail Fuck Not. Ha, ha, ha,!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kal Korff:

Just sent this msg to the White House: President Obama SAID: "A Nuclear Iran is not an option, a nuclear Iran can never be tolerated." So WHY DOES President Obama DO NOTHING TO STOP the LOADING OF NUCLEAR FUEL INTO Iran's REACTOR? As a Colonel FIGHTING AGAINST ISLAMOFASCISM, HOW CAN I TAKE YOU "SERIOUSLY" WHEN THIS WAS. EITHER A LIE, OR YOU ARE FAILING THIS TEST OF HUMAN MORALITY? Or is a nuclear reactor "NOT NUCLEAR ENOUGH" for you?

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, ha! What a fucking blowhard!

Kal Korff:

Now working to take OUT some pro HAMAS and Hezbollah satellite RELAY signal stations here in Europe, which are wholly illegal. I will identify them shortly, don't tell my "kritics" this info, it will be our "secret" :-)

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff:

I have posted info about Iran's "plans" to attack Israel and Europe, which is something they have been saying for years. There's a spy who has confirmed this, he says Obama is "naive" to put this politely. Hope you enjoy the article, you can use Google Translate if you do not read Spanish, notice the lamestream media MISSED yet another fact.

Anonymous said...

Poor demented Kal. He is way over the hill and down in the gutter.
One has to learn not to believe a single thing he says about anything. Pure fantasy.
Video conference on 8/13? Nope!
Recent trip to Germany? Nope!
Book series on terrorism? Nope!
A book tour in the USA this summer? Nope!
A Phd thesis? Nope!
email to the White House? Nope?
(But even if he did, he again made himself out to be a complete idiot. Note to Kal - when Obama said Iran being 'nuclear', he was referring to weapons, NOT a nuclear power plant which the Russians had contracted to build some 15 years ago, and are now fueling it to get it operational for producing electricity. Gheeze, do your research before making an ass of yourself!).

Digger

The Unknown Korffer said...

if I were to finish my higher education and get this PhD, I chose this area ...

That's Kalvin inadvertently admitting that to him his self assumed effortless ability to "complete" his college courses is as good as done. He would just have to go through the time consuming paperwork at some point to make it formal. Might as well just give him the title now. Just like he might as well be a Kidon Unit Commander for the Mossad, Kalvin K. Korff might as well have a Doctorate degree. Just award it to him as a fait accompli, save some time & money.

The truth however is that Kalvin K. Korff has no formal education beyond high school. All the talk about a thesis or degrees is completely ridiculous and at some point one of his good buddies is bound to call him on that. "Check back with us in eight years after you get a Bachelor's and a Master's first, Kal."

But this is the guy who promoted himself to colonel. Might as well be a Dr. too. Would be just fitting with the rest of Kalvin's fraudulent claims of having amounted to anything. Kalvin Korff is a total inept failure in life and this is often what failures do. And thank you for copy/pasting these all in! Looks like he's headed for a melt down.

Anonymous said...

>>> And thank you for copy/pasting these all in! Looks like he's headed for a melt down. <<<

My pleasure.

Korffing is fun!

Anonymous said...

Mikey Horn Gets Sent OFFICIAL, LEGAL "Cease and Desist" LAWSUIT Notice on Thursday!
Written by Public Relations
Tuesday, 22 June 2010 11:09
___________________________________

Never happened. At all, period. You lying fat ass, fuck you!

Anyone here can e-mail Horn and he'll tell you the same thing. it NEVER, EVER HAPPENED.

More lies.

God, what does Korff get out of this?

Search his name and nothing good (for him) comes from it.

What's the fucking point?

Anonymous said...

Korff Face Book posts since Monday:

97

Kalvin has a new pulpit.

The Unknown Korffer said...

97 posts in four days = 24.2 posts per day (97 divided by 4) or roughly one post every hour for four solid days, and never missing an hour. OR, doubling up on multiple posts per hour to make up for sleep time (does Kalvin ever really sleep?), spewing out information at a rate that nobody can possibly welcome.

When I first joined Face Book there was a guy on there from my high school class that ended up sending me a friend request. He was always a bit iffy and somewhat slow but always friendly and no decidedly negative memories. I accepted the friend request and was bombarded every day with at least 8 to 10 wall updates by this guy. We'd never really been friends in real life, the FB thing is to add every peripheral acquaintance from your life to a collective that can be targeted for marketing trends.

Point being that after about a month of deleting email notifications of that guy's endless wall updates I booted him off my friend list. More than two or three wall updates a day isn't just annoying, it's creepy. I compared notes with some other actual friends who had also ended up on this guy's receiving end and they had blocked, silenced, or removed the guy ages before. He was a known FB jabbermouth junkie who lived to tell everybody all about himself BECAUSE NONE OF US WOULD LISTEN WHEN WE WERE KIDS. Now he was on the internet and out of control because most people are polite and will post a response every once in a while.

That's Kal K. Korff on Face Book. He's talking to a wall, literally. I doubt anybody is listening, you can just silence people's update bulletins. After 97 posts that would be it for any rational person to flip the mute button. Hey while you're at it, EXPOSE THIS, PHONY BOY.

Anonymous said...

LOL kal is in meltdown mode



F1 Racer

Anonymous said...

Don't go back to the US, Kalvin Korff. You're in big trouble.

Don Ecker said...

Greetings to all you "Kal Korff is an IDIOT" fans. It has been quite awhile since I dropped by but something happened last nite that caused me to want to leave a note here.

As you may or may not know, I do a Monday thru Friday radio broadcast called "Dark Matters Radio" via CyberstationUSA which broadcasts out of Boston, Mass. This show is a paranormal program which takes on many claims of paranormal happenings. So, during the show I take telephone calls and emails from listeners. I think little kalvin contacted me last nite! This is the email I got ..
Desperate Don Radio Show ? I was reading an article online called "Desperate Don" and a video about Desperate Don. The person was talking about you don Ecker so I did a search and found your radio show are you Desperate Don?

So, what could I do but a 5 minute Riff on what a total freaken moron korffy is. Matter of fact if you all recall it was me who made the Art Bell tapes available. I just might do an entire show on little kal. Stay Tuned!
Don Ecker

Anonymous said...

Found this little gem on a Facebook page last night:

Kal Korff The White House: THANKS, OBAMA, FOR LYING AND FAILING TO "DEFEND" what is morally right, and only wrong. How does it FEEL KNOWING that you DELIBERATELY REFUSED TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THIS? We will ALL FIND OUT NOW, and by the way, al-Qaeda has JUST ANNOUNCED THEY ARE PREPARING for an Iranian-Israeli war. Well, no DUH! Can't wait to see H...OW you DELIBERATELY SCREW THIS ONE UP, and humanity over, on this one. For the GOOD of WHAT'S RIGHT, I HOPE YOU ARE A LESS THAN ONE TERM PRESIDENT, and PLEASE TAKE MR. BIDEN WITH YOU, and HILLARY CLINTON, since Billary's infidel, excuse me, unfaithful husband, Blow Job Bill, DELIBERATELY gave Iran the BLUEPRINTS to a Soviet-era nuclear bomb. Remember, OPeration Merlin, it was Clinton's idea! THANKS OBAMA, for DELIBERATELY HELPING GREATLY INCREASE THE CHANCES NOW, THAT IRAN WILL SOON BE SERVING UP MUSHROOM CLOUD SOUP and serving it shortly on our troops and Israel. Oh, but wait, Iran "is at least a year away" from making a nuke, to QUOTE YOUR SORRY ASS. Gee, KEY WORDS HERE are "NUCLEAR BOMB," THEY SHOULD NOT BE CLOSE TO MAKING ANY NUKE, but you will NOT mention this, will you? WHY? Because it would be the TRUTH, which is a concept truly ALIEN to you.

You tell 'em Kal!!!

Digger

Anonymous said...

Dear Stupid Fuck (a.k.a Kal K. Korff),

Try getting some medication and acknowledging this little thing the rest of us call reality. Kal, you are a fucking slob and are short 5 cans of a 6 pack you wacky shithead.

Nobody believes any of your bullshit. We all know you are not anything close to what you present yourself to be. Kal, you're a fucking flake drowning in a bowl of fruit loops.

I'd tell you to go get fucked, Kal, but it appears you've fucked yourself from here to Sunday.

Please go drown yourself in a toilet you piece of shit.

The Unknown Korffer said...

So does Kalvin K. Korff think Barack O'bama reads his Face Book page? Or do the two maintain a running dialog transmitted via his neighbor's dog or something? He's crazy.


And hey Don Ecker! You know what they say with these personality disorder people -- Nothing is ever a coincidence with them. If you think the creep is following you they likely are. Nobody on the whole planet refers to Desperate Don other than the one person who thought that was pretty clever thinking.

Probably was ... for a simpleton cracker hick white trash retard with below average intelligence like Kalvin K. Korff. Voted Most Likely To Turn Out To Be A Serial Killer Someday by his high school class and living up to the potential at last. DON'T FORGET TO SHINE UP YOUR FAKE EAGLE WINGS, PHONY BOY. They may help you kidnap a young woman someday, or at least distract her long enough to slip those handcuffs on.

Anonymous said...

Wait a munite! August 13th is long past, asshole.

Kal KorffI:

Ill be viewing the promised two hour preview of our new show, will be reviewing it with the lawyers today. We have to re-shoot one scene because of reconstruction around an old monument. It is very tight, hard-hitting, and WILL make its debut, finally, this week. You see the new Xpose products we are shipping, don't tell Guy Waddle, some of the profits go to victims in Pakistan, you see a guest from Pakistan in it.

Anonymous said...

Wait a munite! August 13th is long past, asshole.

Kal KorffI:

Ill be viewing the promised two hour preview of our new show, will be reviewing it with the lawyers today. We have to re-shoot one scene because of reconstruction around an old monument. It is very tight, hard-hitting, and WILL make its debut, finally, this week. You see the new Xpose products we are shipping, don't tell Guy Waddle, some of the profits go to victims in Pakistan, you see a guest from Pakistan in it.

Anonymous said...

Face Book:

Kal Korff:

As I note in my new six book series on hatred, intolerance, extremism and Islamofascism, the IAEA DOES NOT CARE ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS, they'll sell anyone a nuclear reactor ....

Stop the lies kalvin.

Even IF you have this material, it'll suck.

And IF you've been working on this for 6 years, then it's outta date.

IF, IF, IF... I were a fat man.

Anonymous said...

Latest from Michael:

Hi FN,

I haven't seen a new word from him for a couple of months. My guess is that he's experiencing some... difficulties.

MH

Anonymous said...

So watch Kal here in this video and you will him using the same phrases he has been for years and years.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SmVdqzrUfU&feature=related

What a fucking tool! I love it when Kal says the other guy he is debating isn't qualified professionally to say shit. We know what qualifies Kal and that would be nothing. LMFAO

Anonymous said...

It looks like his "girlfriend" is back on facebook.

Anonymous said...

She's back on Facebook with no mention of Kal at all. I think she's no longer in his life. If she were he would still be making his videos. No Martina, No videos!
However it would be curious if someone were to contact her over Facebook and see.

Anonymous said...

it would seem he has a thing for those with the name tina

Anonymous said...

Kal K Korff - UFO Watchdog Hall of Shame

Read and weep Korff!

http://www.ufowatchdog.com/kal_korf.htm

Anonymous said...

She is on Face Book:

http://www.facebook.com/friends/?
id=1535724487#!/profile.php?id=
1535724487

Well see what happens. Kalvin IS NOT on her friends list. Even under his Israeli name.... She has about 125 Friends… seems low for someone working with the Great and Courageous Kalvin K. Korff. In any case, I’ll post if something breaks.

The Unknown Korffer said...

She has about 125 Friends…

Sounds about right for a genuine female using Face Books user under the age of 35. I have about 80 listed and didn't even plan or want to have that many. Friending by osmosis. For a personable young lady with her status set to anything but married you can add about 50 to that just based on a decent looking profile picture.

I have ALWAYS suspected that Kalvin K. Korff hijacked someone's identity and that Martina likely did/does exist, that they had some sort of prior social connection, but that their interactions are not as Kalvin has presented. Get us more info, this is intriguing.

Anonymous said...

Face Book:

Kalvin, sort of, mentions his "kid".....

Kal Korff:

The AVERAGE teenager send 3,000 "texts" a MONTH? Sorry, but I would TAKE AWAY my kid's cell phone if they did this, or say, YOU pay for the bill then, I'm not. No wonder America is losing it, too many people are busy sending SMS messages instead of actually DOING something productive, but I digress.
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>>> instead of actually DOING something productive <<<

You mean like posting 48 items on your Wall in a little less than 24 hours, Kalvin.

.. I digress. Why not be a proud Father Kalvin, and list your son on your Face Book profile?

Because your genius son doesn't exist.

Udderly

Anonymous said...

Kal does not have any children, I know this because'Ive been in touch with him off and on since high school. He was married once but it ended quickly after she became jealous of his constant commendation on the women he kept in his life stroking his ego. If he was married, isn't it on public record who she was, a name and country she came from ? As far as Martina is concerned she may be one of the better looking women there but by American standards she's still considered a "dog". That crap I don't believe for one second.