How to recognize Kal Korff..........
Incompetence? Check!
Creepy? Check!
Fake military credentials? Check!
Liar? Check!
Camouflage clothes? Check!
Strong foul body odor? Check!
Greasy hair? Check!
Stolen Apple products? Check!
Phony nonprofit website? Check!
Impersonates a barrister? Check!
Poses with whore posing as fake Indian princess for creepy photo op in the woods? Check!
Add your own ways to recognize a loser like Kal K. Korff.
79 comments:
lives in fantasy land....check
hates blacks.....check
Thinks he is GODS gift to womenkind...before I vomit, let me say , check!!!
Mmmm. Nice knockers!
A leering sex offender.
God, I feel ill.
An incredibly creepy shot.
I wonder what kind of image Karlton perceives this photo conveys. Macho? Stallone-esque?
You are a very sick man, "KalIsrael".
Kal must have cashed in a few garbage bags worth of beer bottles to pick that girl up.
Misogynist? Check!!!
Hater of the Gays..... check.
Kal Korff: Yes he is a fraud, he claims "his" meditation techniques can "cure AIDS" and other diseases. He did not invent the techniques he uses, and of course they cannot cure AIDS, but he makes $40 MILLION a year scamming people, and dressed up like a woman (beard an all!) to escape from police last night. The war of a corrupt, fake guru and corrupt politicians has now begun, and both sides are blowing it with both lips.
Kal Korff: I have finished my Xpose on Annie Jacobsen and her loopy book on Area 51. The Xpose proves that much of what she "reports" cannot be true, among other things. Some of you wanted me to send you a confidential copy, I will, but I need your email address (so send it to me) since Facebook won't let me send .pdf files as attachments. I am also sending it for publication, so you'll be the first to see the long version :-)
Kal Korff reminds me a lot of another fat bloated scam artist, The Sea Shepherds' Paul Watson. Paul even looks like an older version of Kal. Both men have fake credentials, both engage in financial scams under the guise of "doing good", both all pathological liars, and both think nothing of lying and slandering others to try and advance their own bloated egos.
F1Racer
Face Book Korffing Update
All things Apple.
How do I make it through the day without a single Apple product in my life?
Hey I'd like a "confidential" copy of that X-Poze, but I don't have a Flakebook account. How about you send one to the "webmaster" here so we all can be enlightened by your nonexistent work? We are, after all, your biggest fans. You know who feeds the little troll every day!
*Kal Korff: I have finished my Xpose on Annie Jacobsen and her loopy book on Area 51.*
The difference here is Jacobsen has a published book new to market, while Kal hasn't published a book since last century. Keep trying Kal, I'm sure there's someone who might fall for your bullshit. 500 book deal and Kal can't churn out 1 book??!! How many books has Kevin Randle and Stan Friedman published? Don Ecker laughs at you Kal and so does the world.
Comments dumping galore, just tried to make two and my apologies if they turn up 100 times. Someone should report that solicitation for off site contact and an offer to send a file as abuse. He's breaking a rule somewhere that's all I know.
The Unknown Korffer
Here is the gist of what was being dumped, gotta get this up here somehow:
Some of you wanted me to send you a confidential copy, I will, but I need your email address (so send it to me) since Facebook won't let me send .pdf files as attachments. I am also sending it for publication, so you'll be the first to see the long version :-)
See? He wants their personal email contacts. To hell with Face Book, Kal wants into your life. The "pdf file" is just a ruse and what he is proposing here is doing a workaround of Face Book's security measures.
This could also be a serious terms of use violation by the Korffling. What Kalvin is proposing is exactly the kind of potential mischief with sending hacks/trojans that Face Book is notorious for, and exactly why they do not allow attachments in private messages (though I seriously doubt Kalvin is trying to hack anyone -- he just wants more intimate contact information from Kelli et al). I would encourage anyone on this friend list of Korff's to consider filing a complaint with Face Book security.
Cool it worked. There should be a "report abuse" or "report this?" option next to the status update as seen on your news feed. That should take you to the security center which will offer options for the kind of report to be filed. Kalvin will not know about who complained even if action is considered. He is at least being predatory about tricking people into giving him contact info; The PDF file is just a ploy and Flake Book should know he's trying this. Go get him.
Face Book and Template Site Korffing Update
Face Book: Korff is posting all things Apple again today. Windoz is so last century, that type of tired tripe.
On his template web site he's posting youtube music video links of all manner. Just to show his "fans" the "depth" of his music appreciation.
like kal korff can afford a new macintosh running lion. such a wannabe.
He gets new Macs for free, doesn't he?
No, he just signs someone else's name to the invoice and then "they" send off the bill to him mommy; Dott Joss.
Korff's makes a habit of using the covers of his books to link to youtube videos now....
Korff is lying again, this post IS NOT to share music, this post is an attempt to SPAM people. It will be marked as spam abuse.
Kal Korff: Yes, I was involved in this book and wrote the special Foreword for it as you can see on the cover, and helped get it published. It exposes the 1967 "Bigfoot" film hoax at Bluff Creek, California and even contains a confession by the men who made and wore the gorilla suit. But this LINK is to some really cool music videos from David Bowie for those who love his music, which is why I am posting this. :-)
F1 and other Praguers - it might be nice to place a link to this latest post somewhere on expats.cz
I'm sure there are plenty of Prague expats who remember the Kal Korff string that ran on expats a few years ago...
Karlton, what do you think you look like in this picture?
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU LOOK LIKE?
For Chrissakes!!!
Karlton, what do you think you look like in this picture?
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU LOOK LIKE?
For Chrissakes!!!
Karlton, what do you think you look like in this picture?
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU LOOK LIKE?
For Chrissakes!!!
But this LINK is to some really cool music videos from David Bowie for those who love his music, which is why I am posting this. :-)
... David Bowie of course only being one of the most prominent pop music figures to announce he had homosexual leanings back in the early/mid 1970s. Or is Kal Korff such a country bumpkin that he's never even heard of the Mick Jagger incident? (Facepalm!) Total hypocrite, I hope one of his Flake Book munchkins points it out to him.
And yeah that's spam abuse. Just amazing how everything Kal Korff tries to do ends up being wrong, stupid, backwards, abusive, or just plain incompetent.
lol david bowie, queen, abba, john lennon. who's next on kal's list of rock artists he doesn't know are or were somewhat queer, pete townsend? korff is just plain clueless and unable to learn. the comedy never stops.
Hell, even *I* knew that stuff! And I'm just a microphone.
So what good have you done Korff? Oh yeah, you lied and told people that you would be giving away iPads to further world peace. And you lied and told people that you were - are in partnership with the non-existent Dayton Museum for Peace.
F'ing lier.
Kal Korff: When I visited India months ago, I was shocked to hear many bad stories about Mother Teresa and Gandhi. I even met people who knew them personally. Here's an expose of them done by Penn and Teller, they're not the only ones. You can Google parts 2 & 3. Thanks, Libby, for sharing this. Based on your emails, I'm not the only one who "discovered" exposes of these two. No one is perfect. Hatred, however, is ALWAYS wrong.
Kal Korff: This Wikipedia article/the book cited in here summarize some things about Mother Teresa. It's not an "attack" on her to state the truth, only hate mongers and extremists would "think" this. One can Google her name and find numerous exposes, as well as the Vatican's history of helping Nazis escape such as Eichmann, Mengele, etc. Telling the truth about this does NOT make one "anti-Catholic," this is just history.
Korffing Update regarding the "article" Korff sent out to the "media.
A quick Google News search results in this single mention:
http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/_new
s/2011/05/24/6704655-were-soviets-
behind-roswell-ufo-
Investigator Kal Korff — who took aim at the alien claims in his 1997 book, "Roswell UFO Crash" — said he wasn't buying the "Area 51" story either. "Of all the crazy ideas as to what is behind Roswell, this is one of the most extreme out there," he told me in an email.
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Comments can be left at end of article.
Alan Boyles info:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/
10912485/
Alan's e-mail can be found here:
alanboyle@feedback.msnbc.com
An e-mail has been sent off to Mr. Boyle, in the attempt to bring him up to date on the life and times of our favorite genuine idiot;
Kalvin Karlton Korff
Kalvin, this will never stop until you stop, apologize and change your lying ways.
FN
So that's Kalvin's "expose", two sentences in the middle of an article? And if the best you can do to is bring in Kalvin K. Karlton Korff, you have nothing.
no wonder korff isn't linking to that article. first, it isn't his. second, he only got two lines in a paragraph buried in the middle with no picture of himself and no list of his many non-accomplishments which make him an expert on flying saucers. i can see why he got excited about doing it though, annie jacobsen is quite fetching. i bet he thinks he has a chance to get into her pants by being a big shot expert on flying saucers where she is just a novice beginner: she should swoon for his manhood. or would if kal wasn't exiled in europe under threat of prosecution for unlawful dealing with a child (which has no statute of limitation: kal will be in prague for a very long time). i wonder how eager the article's writer would have been to involve korff had he known the real nature of kal's existence, and how he is an internet based fraud, a pervert, and a liar.
a quick re-write could clean that all up too. eliminating kal from the article does nothing to weaken it, and having him in there does nothing to make it more convincing. it's just a name to drop based on sloppy. lazy homework by the writer who obviously did nothing to check into kal's background, other than to discover he was a debunker of flying saucer reports and got his name on a poorly written "book" using other people's research. you have to wonder where the sucker play to get himself involved began, but shame on that article's author for not doing more checking into who & what kal k. korff really is.
Oh!
Quantum fluctuations in science, space and society, from quarks to Hubble and Mars. Served up by Alan Boyle, msnbc.com science editor. E-mail Alan, or connect via Facebook or Twitter.
There you go: Kalvin stalked the guy on Flake Book. It must be so easy to not be an actual journalist these days.
As I read over our genuine idiot’s template web site, I'm taken aback by his udder failure of the use age of the English language.
Check these out.
~ Here is the incredible young Korean singer, Sung Bong Choi, who grew up homeless, but taught himself to sing. Just watch this video. If it does not bring tears of happiness to your heart, you have no heart.
and
~ One of the greatest songs ever written of course, by Pink Floyd. Another Brick in the Wall from their album, The Wall.
kal korff didn't need no education. or a job or a woman or a family or a home or a future or any self respect or ...
No, "Kal", you're bold face liar.
Kal Korff: When I disagree with Democrats, they call me a NeoCon. When I disagree with Republicans, they call me a Democrat. When I disagree with both in front of them, they tell me I'm a liberal. This putting labels on people when there is never only one definition of these terms is wrong. I always take each issue on its own merits, form opinions accordingly, so I'm neither a Dem, Republican, Liberal nor NeoCon, I'm just Kal.
At least she has a job.
Notice, no mention of law suits, Ecker, etc., in over 2 months.
F1 racer, Jimmy D, and all the rest. Nothing. That part of his "life" is over and done.
Kal Korff: I asked this New Agey type of woman in Prague the other day, what was her line of work, she said she studied "Medicine" and I asked her what field of medical science, and her answer was, "I am a Metaphysician." Not sure she could speak English correctly, I asked her to clarify what he meant, and she said she "heals" people through "Metaphysics." Go figure.
"I asked her to clarify what he meant, and she said she "heals" people through "Metaphysics." Go figure."
---Do you know, Karlton, I rather think this might be another of your lies.
A metaphysician? Just the type of person Kal needs to 'heal' him of his misguided thinking. If she can't do it,then he could also try a 'Spiritual healer', a Gypsy fortune teller, a Karot card reader, a palm or tea reader, etc. They all do the same basic thing.
Then again, I doubt that even an expert professional psychiatrist would be of much help for Kal.
He's too far gone now...
Digger
Lamer.
Kal Korff: Did you know that genius artist Michelangelo's full name in Italian was Michaelangelo di Lodovico di Lionardo di Buonarroto Simoni? This trivia is in honor of my great friend Lia Staropoli. She's Italian and it's her birthday :-)
Maybe Kal could hire that "metaphysician" he met at Critical Thinkers.org since it's "a global metaorginization"! What the hell that is anyway? Maybe she could diagnose why Anwar Singh and Dawnellen Pappalardo haven't been able to publish anything since being hired a few months ago as part of the five year expansion plan at Critical Thinkers. Oh, I know, maybe Kal temporarily reassigned them to PriyaMitra.org to help save the world by giving away Ipads!
Excellent points.
Still a one page template site:
http://www.priyamitra.org/
What? My God this guys a loser.
"I told the audience then, he was lying and won't succeed at all."
So now Korff "spoke" at the Obama speech?
Kal Korff: Looks like Obama is "succeeding" in "ridding the world of nuclear weapons," — another delusion he "promised to work for" when I saw him speak in Prague. I told the audience then, he was lying and won't succeed at all. Unfortunately I was right, and I wish I was very wrong on this. Iran has gone nuclear now, thanks to Obama doing nothing, despite "promising" that it would "never happen on my watch."
Well, my, my my. Look what Korff took off his Face Book Bio.
About Kal
Analyst, Author, Broadcaster, Columnist, Investigative Journalist, IT Specialist, Lecturer, Media Personality, President & CEO CriticalThinkers, Researcher, Sayanim.
I am a volunteer Analyst, Author, Counterterrorism Advisor and Specialist, who writes and submits reports to various clients.
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Notice, no more Kidon Unit Commander.
Ha! Run away Little Kalvin, run away.
FN
Ha, look, Korff has removed even more lies off his Face Book bio.
No more reference to:
http://www.priyamitra.org/
It's gone Korffers.
I'll do a side by side comparison of what his old bio said and what it now says.
Run away Little Kalvin, run away.
FN
Korff Face Book Bio Changes
June 13, 2011
Here's what Korff pulled from his Face Book Bio (spelling per Korff):
* CEO of PriyaMitra.org
* ColoneI: Kidon Unit Commander
* Counter terrorism
* YS3
* My six book series
* a Kidon Commander
And all reference to his FAKE free iPad give away program.
Korff now refers to his book as a single “my upcoming book...” and no longer as a series.
A new video will be released soon to chronicle these deletions to Korff’s on going and ever changing "resume" as he flees from his fantasy world.
FN
lol a volunteer analyst, never heard that one before. does kal realize that volunteers are not paid for their time? one takes time away from their job or career to volunteer. you can't make a career out of being one, so its just more lies.
i would still like to know how he conned that writer from msnbc. either the guy is a complete moron or kalvin threw a whammy at him that must have been something else.
Regarding that article:
http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/_new
s/2011/05/24/6704655-were-soviets-
behind-roswell-ufo-
Korff sent off his long, long, long ,PDF "article", unsolicited, to every reporter he could find.
As of June 13, 2011, the article link above is still the single article and person to reference Korff in any way.
All of this doesn't really matter now...
Korff is running away from his fantasy driven life.
Just like Sean David Morton and his ever changing "bio", Korff must now "change it up".
Korff's big mistake was joining Face Book. Such a public place is no place to threaten people and to make grandiose claims that never, EVER come true.
Korff WILL now make a statement similar to this:
“I pulled all that material down because it no longer served a purpose. As I said from the beginning, all of this material was to serve a “character”. A character I put out there to serve my thesis; that the islofascisum, ufologists, conspiracy and the paranormal crowds are the same thing.”
Tell me Korff, what ufologist has killed someone in the name and to serve their cause?
Lamer. Lair. Fraud. Thief.
FN
It just gets better and better! The morals of a guy who hates gay people and calls teenage girls out.
Kal Korff: I cannot support this president, unless I abandon my morals. And I won't do that.
And yet, your bozo .PDF "article" was not used, by anyone.
Kal Korff: Annie Jacobsen, author of a new bozo book on Area 51, has been exposed for fraud. "When Annie and her publisher locked onto a sensational twist (invented scoop), they put blinders on to avoid learning the truth. They embargoed the book where no one, even within Little Brown, had advance knowledge of what was going to print. Annie refused to even correct misstatements on her website though presented with the facts."
Korff tells the world how many Face Book "friends" he has. Notice he puts the words in " ". Even Korff knows he has no friends.
Kal Korff: Wow, 911 "friends" on Facebook! Who woulda thunk? Because the number is "911," and Numerology is science fact, invented by the Space People (you know, Reptilian shape shifters) when they visited Earth and showed Egyptians how to make pyramids, the fact I have 911 "friends" now must be some "inside job," part of a CONspiracy, designed by the Bilderberg Group using HAARP! :-)
Go pound your pud, Kalvin
Annie refused to even correct misstatements on her website though presented with the facts.
Kal, your whole sleazebag presence on the internet is a colossal cesspool of deliberate inaccuracies, gross exaggerations, punctuated by boldfaced lies and pathetic attempts at unearned self aggrandizement. The two of you should be going steady or something, you were made for each other, a subject you have no doubt already contemplated being the loser that you are.
Kal Korff:
In the so-called "paranormal" and other fringe and fanatic/lunatic areas such as "UFOs" or "Bigfoot" or "JFK CONspiracy," the Billy Meier UFO Cult, etc., hatred and intolerance also runs rampant as with any fanaticism, regardless of the subject involved.
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A flawed statement and certainly nothing to base a book on or a thesis on. Yes there are a few people in the paranormal field who are crazy, half cocked, etc. But, by and large, the only person to get treated with intolerance, or threatened with death is, you, Kalvin Karlton Korff.
You MUST, you HAVE TO attempt to hook these two unrelated behaviors together because you’ve ONLY written books about UFO and UFO people.
Lately (since 2000) you’ve tried to paste together a fantasy life of you being a freedom fighter of some sort; a nanodust wielding, Indian Princess marring wanna-be.
And that fake life you're now attempting to erase all evidence of.
While I wouldn’t call you a stupid man Korff, I will call you an opportunist, a fraud, a cyber-bully and a sad little turd of a man.
I gotta go have a life today. Just wanted to vent a little.
ABC
Excellent thesis!
pop23dd has made a comment on:
Kalvin Korff - Fake Interview - 2009:
And my name is Jorde LaForge Israel And I'm a member of starfleet. I'm gonna ask Captain Pickard about that some day when I do a book tour through the galaxy of I'm a crazy fuck!
Phew! Nearly 30 degrees celsius here in Prague today. How are you spending it, "Karlton" ... given that you have no job to go to?
At the open-air swimming pool, perhaps? With your Indian princess wife and genius-level son at the park? Or hunkered down in your squalid, sweaty squat in front of your stolen computer, pumping out lies?
Scum.
I wonder who that woman in the photo is. I mean who she really is.
She's a victim.
BTW, Korff is working on his "single" book. His behavior is clear. He's off Face Book for many hours each day now.
Either that or he has some kind of job but I don't think so.
This "book" is his only "saving grace" in his turd of a life.
What will be interesting is if he does turn this in and they either; don’t publish it, that would be a huge blow to Korff’s inflated ego and immature personality, or if they do and he calls out Big Don Ecker and others as haters, torture lovers, etc.
If they do publish a book and if they do not ensure that Korff doesn’t say actionable claims and statements, and how could he not, based on his “thesis” he would have to, a world of hurt will come down on our favorite genuine idiot,
Kalvin Karlton Korff.
FN
Looks like Kal has cleaned up his 2-bit template website. No more imbedded YouTubes items.
Hmmmm...
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