Saturday, May 28, 2011

Kal Korff is a PRETENDER

So lads it looks as though Kal Korff has been CAUGHT AGAIN changing his story. As a Korffer pointed out on this fine blog it looks like Kal has again tried to rewrite one of his lies about being a Krav Maga instructor. Kal boasts that Krav Maga is the best martial art around. Now Kal is saying he just practices Krav Maga. A good chum of mine who is actually a professional fighter told me about Kal "This bloke is flirting with his own willy. I have many people I have trained with who are indeed official Krav Maga instructors. The bloke's name you floated me is not sanctioned by the actual Krav Maga organization. They've never heard of this twat. If you run into him tell that smeg I'd love to go three rounds with him bare knuckles if he thinks he has what it takes. I've made moe than my fair share of street warriors cry and looking at this twat's stuff it doesn't take much of a brain to tell he's all talk."

And indeed the official Krav Maga organization HAS NEVER HEARD of Kal Korff. This means Kal's claims of teaching Krav Maga are FAUDULENT because he is not a recognized instructor. Be careful Kal because the Krav Maga association does not take kindly at all to pretentious twats using their name and they have been informed of your deception.  Kal Korff is a LIAR when he claims to teach Krav Maga because one must be officially recognized by the Krav Maga organization to teach. How many more times must Kal Korff be CAUGHT LYING before he admits it????????


Anonymous said...

Yes, misdirection by a directionless oaf.

We see Korff trying to re-write his internet life.

Sorry Korff, it won’t work. It CAN’T work.

You’ve made a huge mistake embracing Face Book.

As long as you continue, this will never stop.


With Apologies to Mojo Nixon said...

Elvis is everywhere, man!
He's in everything.
He's in everybody...

Elvis is in your jeans.
He's in your cheesburgers
Elvis is in Nutty Buddies!
Elvis is in your mom!

He's in everybody.
He's in the young, the old,
the fat, the skinny,
the white, the black
the brown and the blue
people got Elvis in 'em too

Elvis is in everybody out there.
Everybody's got Elvis in them!
Everybody except one person that is...
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis.
The Anti-Elvis

Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in 'em,
lemme tell ya.

Kalvin K. Korff has no Elvis in him.

And Elvis is in Billy Meier
but he's trying to get out, man!
He's trying to get out!
Listen up Billy Baby!

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Anonymous said...

Elvis is the King, always will be.

Korff is a Klown, always will be.

Nice song Mojo.

Anonymous said...

A hit song from 1955:

The Great Pretender
The Platters/Freddie Mercury

Oh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)
Pretending I'm doing well (ooh ooh)
My need is such I pretend too much
I'm lonely but no one can tell

Oh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)
Adrift in a world of my own (ooh ooh)
I play the game but to my real shame
You've left me to dream all alone


Sounds like Kal alright!


Anonymous said...

I'm a loser
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be.

Just like Pagliacci did
I try to keep my surface hid
Smiling in the public eye
But in my lonely room I cry
The tears of a clown

Anonymous said...

Can somebody who is in the CZ please contact these fine people and ask them for an update regarding their Korff experience?

Did they every file a suit?
If yes, what happened?
If no, why didn't they file?

And in a general manner, yet specific to our favorite genuine idiot, do they have any words to share about Kalvin.

Notice, yet another confirmation of Kalvin’s lie about turning this company into the FBI, etc, for, among other things, Korff’s assertion and assumption that they were and are using a name they do not have the right to use.

Nothing has happened; they're still in business and the Korff articles regarding the theft of products are still on their site, even after receiving a fake cease and desist from the very fake Kalvin Karlton Korff.

Don Ecker got 3, count’em, THREE fake cease and desist “e-mails” from Korff; one from the little man himself, another one from Korff stealing the identity of, and posing as, a well known Los Angels-based litigation attorney


and lastly, a very funny and much CAPTALIZED fake cease and desist from a very fake General in Korff’s super duper fake Secret Service.

All of that “action” and “energy” put forth to scare the bejesus out of Big Don Ecker and, guess what. NOTHING F’ing Happened!

Fakeity, fake, fake, fake

No wonder Korff is running away from his hard earned fake persona and onto the new Face Book journalist, and a WORLD WIDE and ACCREDITED JOURNALIST.

It’s in paperback bitches!

BTW, I have a load of new information from Big Don Ecker, the Lovely Tina and other sources as well. Santa in a Floppy Hat will be posting a whole new series, based on the actions, words and lies of Kalvin Karlton Korff, very, very soon.

God Bless Don Ecker
Korffing for a Korff-Free internet
Korffers Unite

Our work is not done. Stay focused, stay vigilant. Keep Korffing.


Anonymous said...

And what of your schools Kalvin?

Here's what Kalvin identifies as his education history on Face Book:

College Various
Class of 1978
Science Information Technology

High School
Class of 1980
John F Kennedy High School Fremont

Now, while it can be fact that high school students can and do take college placement courses, classes, etc., even a Sophomore, as Kalvin states here (the math of your life is going to on display very soon Kalvin), does anyone really believe that Kalvin Karlton Korff took very many of these courses? On this point, he could have taken a few remedial English and writing classes, as we’ve seen.

If he did excel in school, then why live a lie, fake and fraud of a life? An educated person "generally" lives a truthful and proper life. Certainly a person with a genius level IQ and an accredited journalists AND a freedom fighter sporting world class contacts and technology to assist him in reaching his goals and beliefs in his many humanitarian causes, this type of person wouldn’t act out, on Face Book, and in PAPPERBACK, in the manner in which our favorite genuine idiots does.

Kal Korff: Abbas, whose term as "president" of the Palestinian National Authority expired almost TWO YEARS AGO, has said that Israel cannot be declared a Jewish state! Abbas denied that the Holocaust existed in his Ph.D. thesis. The fact he was granted a Ph.D. when his he lied like this, proves the school he went to and him have zero credibility. He will NEVER be a TRUE partner for peace.

KIAI said...

FN, send whatever you have to me lad!

Jimmy_D said...

You are pure, unadulterated scum, "Colonel".

Jimmy_D said...

A classic Karlton mugshot accompanying this latest post, by the way. It sums the creature up in a way that no words could, don't you think?

The Unknown Korffer said...

College Various
Class of 1978
Science Information Technology

High School
Class of 1980
John F Kennedy High School Fremont


So, Kalvin finished high school in 1980 at the age of 18 (or 17, who cares). But he GRADUATED from "various" colleges in 1978 at the age of 16, with a degree in Science Information Technology -- No doubt a term he picked out of a list as sounding very serious & professional, even though he likely has no concept of what it actually means.

See, KALVIN, "Class of 1978" means you graduated with the class of 1978. At age 16. From "various" colleges.


Anonymous said...

I ass-ume what it means is that "while" he went to high school, he took some collage courses? Not uncommon.

But its all "academic" isn't it?

Korff will never, ever tell the public which schools these were that he supposedly attended. I published the name of the junior college he went to some time ago. He didn't finish that 2 year "project" either.

So yes, regardless of how he meant to pose his past educational accomplishments, he’s lying nonetheless.


Anonymous said...

kal is just such a fucking idiot. no wonder he is unemployed, womanless, running out of friends, and likely trapped in europe with no way to get home. you almost are tempted to feel sorry for the loser, but no. too much evil. kal korff truly deserves whatever horrifying fate awaits him.

Anonymous said...

You are pure, unadultered evil, "Colonel".

Rot in hell.

Happy Red Mogul Balloon said...

lmao just had a gg laff realizing that good old DR. STEVEN GREER at least managed to cop a spot on history channel's goofy Ancient Aliens series. which was produced by PROMETHEUS :D too bad their brightest writing star Kal Korff with his 35,000 book deal was too busy making a horse's ass out of himself on facebook with his science fair ribbon to have been "available"

that's how pathetic you are now kal! making Steven Greer look accomplished by comparison, LOL. failure.

Anonymous said...

Korffing Face Book Update

Over the last 4 hours Korff has posted 27 posts regaridng Obama, Apple and other such material.

Nothing "Korff" written. All poached news stories.

Anonymous said...

Korff has given me more needed "proof" that he's a terrible and loser employee. Remember, he's changed "jobs" every 1.2 years since 1980; all the while, holding down all these positions while going on clandestine "projects" for world leaders, etc.

And never once, before the year 2000, never once, did Korff make mention regarding these activities. Since 2000, Korff can’t shut his mouth up regarding these actives. Even bragged on the X-Zone Radio show about them.

Makes one wonder. Why stay quiet about them for 20 years and then start blabbing on endlessly about these nanodust, Man-OJ and Islamofascisits busting activities?

Because it’s all horse shit.

Kal Korff: I started in Silicon Valley back in the days of the Osborne and when Bushnell ran Atari, etc. I was at Atari for 1.5 years, got laid off after Warner took it over and screwed it up, some 5,000 were let go, and then I ended up at some "fruit company" (to use Nokia's lame term) called Apple and am so happy I did. The Lisa project was underway but I was really excited about this new thing called Macintosh they were working on.

Anonymous said...

Oh no Korff, what are you going to do now?
What about your sham organization?
Of course it is ALL a lie.

Article: Apple tries to put the kibosh on iPad and iPhone giveaways.

Anonymous said...

For Kal's info:
Bushnell is now a member of the board of Atari.
The Lisa project was a total failure.
Kal Korf is a total failure.

Don Ecker's Ninja Bodyguard said...

Something tells me KKK got the crap (well not all of it) scared out of him over the stolen valor he has so disgustingly flaunted. We can only hope it was in the form of a face-to-face that made him pee his pants.

Anonymous said...

Lying scum.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff: Pakistan's Minister of Interior, I spoke to their office today on the phone, has now given permission for journalists to carry guns because of the murder (likely by the ISI who are in bed with both al-Qaeda, Taliban and other Islamofascists) of Pakistani journalist Syed Saleem Shahzads. I hope they find the guilty parties, give them justice. The MOI was very helpful, gave me great quotes for my upcoming book.

Anonymous said...

Kalvin, Mommy dearest doesn't like little liars. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Happy Red Mogul Balloon said...

would those be paintball guns, kal?

Anonymous said...

These MANY months later and still, STILL, a one page template web site:

Why, Kalvin Karlton Korff?


Free iPads my ass Kalvin.

You lie.

You are a liar.

Don Ecker, "A vicious, back biting, sneaky little shit."

God Bless Don Ecker.


Anonymous said...

A stupid little wannabee shit too. Kal will be pleased to note that once again this blog is the #1 first return on Google when searching the name Kal Korff.

Anonymous said...

lets see who would kal have actually called that suddenly became the ministry of the interior in pakistan ... ordering take-out? time & temperature? maybe just calling mom for some more money?

Anonymous said...

Kal, if you're going to report on someone's murder, at least get his name right. It's not Shahzads, it's Shahzad.


p.s. - did you speak to Malik or just the receptionist, who obviously spoke perfect English?


Anonymous said...

Damn that Digger; summing it up in just a few words.


Anonymous said...

Suddenly I understand the following .. "he is so inept that he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel."

Damn, it's clear!

Anonymous said...

A liar by any other name and action.

Korff routinely copies and pastes quotes by others, NEVER, EVER, referring to the quotes origins, giving his Face Book friends the impression that he wrote it.

Lying lair, fraud and fake.

"We were given two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see with, two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find."


Anonymous said...

Lair and fraud.

Kal Korff: "We were given two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see with, two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find."

Kelli Weiss Gentile: such a romantic!

Kal Korff: Yes I am, I admit that. :-)

The Unknown Korffer said...

Kal Korff: "We were given two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see with, two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find."

And how does carrying fake Interpol, Mossad, and US Marshall's badges fit into that scheme? Does being a romantic also include wearing a fake uniform in public while posing as a volunteer rank officer too? And does impersonating lawyers, warrant officers, supermodels and Pakistani/Indian doctors further this ambition to find someone to complete him? Where's that Indian princess he boasted of having been proposed to by? Didn't she count?

He is called a predator, and now she is a readymade target supplied by Flake Book. Unfriend, block, and get on with your life before you become a victim. Run, Kelli, run.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff: "We were given two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see with, two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find."

- But only one asshole, Kalvin.

Anonymous said...

Man, is he using that one again? He used that sometime last year....Guess he can't get out of the habitrail wheel...round and around...gets old after a while. funny...the word verification is
UNEDUC.....Kind of like UNEDUCated? like Kal? HA too funny

Anonymous said...

Kal K. Korff
Kennedy HS, Fremont - 1980

Kelli (Weiss) Gentile
Kennedy HS, Fremont - 1982


Anonymous said...

The lies never cease. Put it this way; Korff says he gets e-mails asking him to post these old video links.

Then why, WHY, do his Face Book friends not respond to the links?

Because he's lying, and telling his wall (himself) that the only reason he's doing this is because he's getting requests for this material.

Korff, you're lies are so easy to prove out.

Popular demand means just that, popular, a response to what is popular is communication between those whom find worth in your material and you. You know, youtube viewer totals, Like button hits, etc.

There are no responses to you FB posts, so, there's no popularity.

There ar lies, but no popularity.

Kal Korff: I am posting this for the umpteenth time by popular request. I got three more emails today re my JFK assassination expose videos on my YouTube channel. Hope you find this interesting, it is definitive.


Kal Korff: Due to popular demand, and I thank everyone for their interest, here's a version of my article which UFO Matrix was kind enough to publish in an issue not too long ago. I am making this online since I know of no reprints available from UFO Matrix. If there are, please let me know and I will link to this instead. Your continued feedback on this is much appreciated.

Anonymous said...

shameless faker. now that he got this woman's attention he has to post some material to further the contact, hoping she responds. i also see he's used his web hit bot to artificially push his site's google ranking back up above this blog. just one lie after another, that's the korff way. sad thing is that there are likely scores of decent honest people with the same last name.

The Unknown Korffer said...

Your continued feedback on this is much appreciated.

re: Please Kelli, post more comments. Pleeeeeeease. I don't have anything or anyone, but you will do.

Anonymous said...

Iteresting that he siad he already sent this out to the media, a week ago....

Kal Korff: I have finished my devastating Xpose of Annie Jacobsen's new Area 51 book. It is 21 densely packed pages. I'm eating dinner then doing one last final read through, then sending it to the media, where it will be published. It includes several photos, including a few showing Jacobsen getting caught not telling the truth, and getting made because she got caught. Poor "investigative" journalist.

Anonymous said...

Korff, you asshole, you wouldn't know an investigative journalist if one came up and kicked you square in your fat ass! You fucking putz.

The Unknown Korffer said...

I'm eating dinner then doing one last final read through, then sending it to the media, where it will be published.

An actual writer who had actually written an actual article would be providing an actual name for an actual "publisher" where one can actually read the actual article at some actual later date.

Or better yet they would just let it be published first before flatulating in everyone's face like that on the off chance that an EDITOR decides not to publish it after all.

The article doesn't exist, this is just the Korffling crying out for attention from the targets that Face Book has supplied him with. He is just getting antsy for more friendly contact with Kelli or whomever and this is bait. Kal you are so so simple to see through. A simpleton through & through.