Wednesday, June 29, 2011

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Share any idiotic comments made by Kernal Kolon that you have seen or received.  I loved this classic bit of utter rubbish from Kal "In America, when some women learned I did not own a car they were suddenly “not interested” in me. Then when they later found
out that I had a driver who drove me around as part of his job and who also worked as an occasional bodyguard for me, suddenly, they were “very interested".

Kal can barely afford the rail these days.  ahahahahahahhaahahahahahahaha  A car and a bodyguard? hhhhaaaahahahahaaahaahahahahahahaaahahhahaha  Please Kal just stop with the delusions you nutty wanker.

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I have a 500 book deal!

I have a 25 million budget!

I have a genius son!

I married an Indian Princess!

I sued Royce Meyers III!

I give away iPads for peace!

My site will use Padnet!

I invented a working A-Bomb and the G-Men took from me, and then gave me a job!

I manufacture nanodust!

It's in paperback!

I co-invented the Bookbrowers!

I was a witness for the prosecution in the OJ civil trail!

I'm a Colonel Kal Korff - Israeli-founded Special Secret Services Commander S3, Kidon Unit Aleph, SAPSTOE!

I mailed off my Secret Wars manuscript!

I am an “accredited international journalist”!

My 500 odd page BOOK LENGTH expose on bozo "investigative journalist" Annie Jacobsen's "Hitler Diaries" Area 51 book will be out as early as next week!

I have now hired a law firm to sue "Desperate Don" Ecker!

A police case number concerning Don Ecker now exists. Details later after lawyers confirm releasing said info won't violate his "civil rights."!

'nough said... not really.

FN

Anonymous said...

I solved the JFK assassination case all by myself.

I proved that Deputy Johnson, not Jim Geiger, shot my brother.

I have written 11 books and over 10,000 articles.

And on and on it goes...

happy red mogul ballon! said...

i gots dem nanodusts yo.

The Unknown Korffer said...

I am personal friends with Victoria Beckham.

My mentor was former CIA Director William Casey.

I gave a lecture to visiting Israeli dignitaries which included a question & answer session after.

I worked on the Viking lander project one summer when I was 12.

I am 36 years old. (circa 2008 on YouTube)

I did not falsely wear eyeglasses to try and make myself look more intelligent + professional for my interview with the San Jose Mercury News.

I did not falsely represent myself as a "colonel" to court officials in Josephine County, Oregon, nor did I try to use this assumed status as a colonel to try and intimidate anybody or sway the course of justice.

I have never stalked or harassed David Biedney, Don Ecker, Kevin Randle, Mac Tonnes or talk shit about Dr. Grover Krantz.

I never made up any lies about Art Bell.

I commanded a war games exercise on the Afghanistan/Pakistan border which included elite female snipers from India.

I had dinner with the troops on Thanksgiving Day.

I am now the proud chief editor/CTO/CIO/etc of a Czech/German/Swiss newspaper/television show/website etc.

I have my own reality based TV show.

I was in Iraq helping the Kurds before the invasion.

As a young lieutenant I infiltrated communist East Germany and joined with a group of student dissidents in opposing communism and helping to precipitate the fall of the Berlin Wall.

I hired KPMG to audit Kevin Randle's book.

A terrorist cell in Prague had threatened my life, forcing me to cancel my scheduled on-air debate with Kevin Randle.

I must move locations often due to security concerns, and have been under surveillance by the Secret Service since secretly advising President Barak Obama on missile defense during his visit to Prague.

Larry King loved my segment with him and I was invited back on numerous occasions.

Jimmy_D said...

"Nanotechnology is being used now to help eliminate terrorists. It is truly one of the last, and final frontiers where this war can be fought and still won. It is currently being deployed in Pakistan right now and Afghanistan, under my initiatives and in operations that I command. It will be many years before terrorists will be able to obtain such technologies."

"After finishing a counter-terrorism raid in Germany which netted some al-Qaeda connected suspects, Colonel Korff just recently returned from Oregon where he went undercover, first by shaving his head completely bald, and then meeting with various lawyers, Federal officials, and key members of the media".

You shit on the graves and deeds of brave men every time you open your lying cakehole, "Colonel". If I ever run into you, I am going to beat the leaving crap out of you.

Anonymous said...

Amazon Book Review

Secret Wars: Defending Against Terrorist Plots

By B. Hudson "Space Ranger"

This review is from: Secret Wars: Defending Against Terrorist Plots (Hardcover)

Normally, when one reviews a book one must first read it. I'd love to do that for this review, but contrary to what it says at the top of this page, this book has never been published. Moreover, Prometheus Publishing has publicly stated that they WILL NOT be publishing this book, ever.

I guess that makes "Secret Wars" like remote viewing: it doesn't exist now nor will it in the foreseeable future.

Anonymous said...

Amazon book review

Secret Wars: Defending Against Terrorist Plots

By Greg Long

Unfortunately, I got to know Kal Korff in about 2001. Several years later, I learned that he was writing a book on terrorist plots.

He said that Prometheus Books was going to publish it. That was 2004, a long seven (7) years ago.

Periodically, Korff makes statements that the book will be published soon. Yet the book is never published. Does the manuscript even exist? He sent me a draft forward to the book, and provided an inkling of its contents. He even designed the cover to the book and submitted it to Prometheus. The publishing house made its own cover instead. The cover was posted on Amazon. And there the cover sits. But no book.

In the meantime, Kal Korff lives in Prague and apparently spends his time building (and often rebuilding) his Web site. He often attacks Billy Meier's claims, and also threatens various "ufologists" with lawsuits. But Secret Wars is never published.

Probably what will happen is Korff will publish the book himself. Or perhaps he is shopping the manuscript around. Unfortunately, I wonder if the contents are of any interest anymore?

Korff's interests seem to shift day-to-day. So, who knows.

It would be unwise to order a copy through Amazon because it might never arrive in your mailbox.

Anonymous said...

I secretly infiltrated starfleet, assumed the title Jorde Laforge Israel and stole their Nanotechnology!

Anonymous said...

I have never impersonated anyone nor have I ever created sock entities to refer to myself in the 3rd person.

Anonymous said...

Happy 4th of July Korff.

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Anonymous said...

From Korff's template web site, July 1, 2011

Notice Korff, writing like "some else" is writing the notice...

Like one of those "reporters" Korff never hired.

It must burn Korff's ass and ego to have to write "best selling book", while Korff's books sell for mere cents on Amazon.

Dear World,

Kal Korff's new book exposing Annie Jacobsen and her bestselling book on Area 51 and its many false claims should be released over this July 4th weekend. Here is the book cover for it.

Developing...

happy red mogul balloon! said...

i have never faked interviewing myself

Anonymous said...

I know how to play keyboards and my CD will be coming out soon. Circa 2003.

Anonymous said...

Kal is, and always was, a con artist trying to make a name for himself at other people's expense.
But like all the others, it catches up with them eventually.
If he wrote the 'best selling book' on the Roswell UFO case, why isn't he in Roswell during the big UFO festival this long weekend? Maybe earn a couple grand giving one of his 'famous' lectures before a crowd of thousands. Someone he knows quite well is doing just that. All expenses paid as well. The name is Stan Friedman.
Sorry Kal, but you just can't win with your little con games!

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