Thursday, November 22, 2012

I am thankful!

I am so very thankful lads that I am not a mouth breathing, homophobic, racist, ideological zealot, fat crazy twat like Kal.

Happy holidays lads!!

48 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am very thankful that I have friends and family to spend the holiday season with and that I'm not hiding out and away from my birth country, afraid to show my face and in fact, hiding from my past decade plus of lies, threats and promises.

Kal K. Korff, you've wasted much of your life.

The rest of your life shall be spent hiding from that behavior; the Korffing Syndicate will assist you in this life long pursuit.

Empty life, empty man.

Happy Thanksgiving Korff.

We will never stop.

FN

Anonymous said...

Korffing Face Book Update

So Korff must be in the CZ? Who knows (or cares) as he never tells his Face Book "friends" where he is...

What about the troops Korff? Asshole.

Kal Korff: I'm going to have chicken most likely for Thanksgiving, since it is hard to find a Turkey living outside the USA. There's none that I know of near where I live.

When I finally found one from a small meat shop in Prague (which later closed) during my first year there, I was all excited to make it and prepared it and went to put it into the oven, only to discover that the average Czech oven is TOO SMALL to even put it inside!

So I had to cut it into pieces and cook it and the whole effect was ruined.

Right now the only place I know that's nearby to get turkey is at Subway, the sandwich place, that's not the same thing, so I think I will just head to some restaurant and order some nice boneless chicken.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone, enjoy the turkey I am missing....

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff: FYI....off to go eat some chicken in place of unable to locate some turkey for Thanksgiving. Enjoy your turkey everyone, and pumpkin pie I will also miss but instead have custard pie.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Enjoy that meal fat ass.

http://enjoyindianfood.blogspot.com/2007/11/thanksgiving-feast_22.html

Anonymous said...

Mouth breathing idiot.

That photo does him justice.

What a major league asshole.

Jimmy D said...

Kalvin Karlton Korff is evil. He's not just a jerk or an idiot or a flake. He is pure evil.

Never forget that, people.

Brit_in_Prague said...

I have lived in Prague for 20 years and I have never, ever found any difficulty in buying a king-sized turkey to fit into my lickle-ickle Czech oven.

It could be that this has something to do with the fact that I took the trouble to learn the local word for "turkey" before setting off on my trip to the supermarket.

In the long years that Karlton spent (has spent?) here, on the other hand, he never even learned enough Czech to be able to visit the barber's without having a translator along.

Not only are you evil, Karlton, you are also useless.

The Unknown Korffer said...

No offense guys but this is one of the most effective exposes of Kalvin Karlton Korff's global retardation. Pure genius and it still makes more sense than Kalvin's various attempts at what he refers to as "internet-based web sites"


http://hampshireshakespeare.org/notes/kal-korff


The internet NEVER FORGETS, Kal. You dumb loser.

Anonymous said...

Where's the fat ass?

Anonymous said...

Korffing Face Book Update:

Karl Brian Northeast: Go Kal - keep the hate going...

Karl Brian Northeast: Hate hate - post post - kate hate - look at me a famous reporter... hate hate post post... and so it goes on...

Karl Brian Northeast: typos notwithstanding... still the pathetic hatred gets fed... way to go Kal...

Kal Korff: Karl, I post this to inform people, because I hear people spread these untruths. When I see them by fellow journalists, I often contact that entity or person to help them understand the facts. Nothing "wrong" with this. What needs to be exposed, but seldom has been, is the media's bias and their aiding in spreading myths like this and engaging in furthering hatred towards certain groups.

Kal Korff: As far as myself is concerned, I honestly hate no one. Not even al-Qaeda, and in the 9/11 attacks, I lost friends.

Anonymous said...

Our boy "fat ass" kal is done, been done going on two years. Stick a fork in him ... well done! And looking at this turd it is obvious that not only is this twerp done he is a sad and pathetic turd. What a fall from his "glory" days when he was in the process of suing most of the western world. When he had Avim and Martina to carry out his orders and dispatch his "agents" around the globe to track and hunt down his "kritics!"

No more you tube videos ... no more very badly written emails, threats and all the other assorted clap-trap that gave all of us a reason for our morning giggles. You see what happens fat ass? You keep poking the sleeping dogs and when they finally wake up ... you better get your fat ass in gear boy-o. They come to get you and korff ... we came and got you, you pathetic dough-boy. Yup! You pushed and we pushed back .. and look at you now. You fucking MORON ...

Anonymous said...

Yep, we've all been summing up the life and the doneness of Kal K. Korff. Even Korff knows it's over based on his Face Book posts and the lack of any reference to his activity between 2000 to 2010.

And, like many others, I'm sad that we will no longer get to enjoy crazy Korff videos and e-mails, boy those were the days.

In the end, this had to be done and it is now done.

I do wish Korff would go nutty from time to time; post a new video, make a new threat but those days a now over.

One can only hope that his Dirt Bag Brother might mess up real bad again, or maybe, just maybe, Korff might get a book or series of books published (fat chance, our doing once again) and he might then feel the need to go out on some kind on book tour, opening up a huge opportunity for Korffer's to stalk and hound him in public.

Now that would be fun!

FN

Anonymous said...

Well looky here! Getting onto the Christmas Season! Boy, know what I wish for? WOW!, I wish for a brandy new "Santa in a Floppy Hat" video! Hmm, wouldn't that be nice? Santa in a Floppy Hat could tell us what is up in his world, what is up with kalvin's world, maybe some news on kalvin's dirt-bag brother ... and what we might look for in our Christmas stockings!! Come On Santa!! Give us a TREAT!!

Anonymous said...

Santa in a Floppy Hat says...

YES, Big Don Ecker, expect a new video and some new info by the end of the year!

Ho, Ho, Ho F'ing Kal K. Korff!

SIAFH

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff: As far as myself is concerned, I honestly hate no one. Not even al-Qaeda, and in the 9/11 attacks, I lost friends.

But didn;t Kal threaten FN and call his family whores and swear he'd get even? Kal, you are a mouth breathing freak, hypocrite and true asshole.

Go fuck yourself, Kal. What it must be just counting down the days until your miserable, worthless, good for nothing existence ends, Kal. No one will miss you. Your inevitable demise will register as a chuckle and no more. Do the honorable thing and end it you stupid fat fucking piece of shit.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Korff indeed did threaten me and called my family a whore(?) and of course many others as well.

I had hoped that Korff would have taken to the next level with me, and I'm still waiting.

FN

Jimmy D said...

Do it, Kalvin. The old Roman way. The honourable way.

Poor yourself a glass of wine, run yourself a nice hot bath, sink in, and open a couple of veins.

Anonymous said...

Korff Flash Back

circa 1995

http://www.anomalies.net/archive/cni-news/CNI.0329.html

Anonymous said...

From Korff's Face Book Bio.

He changes this material endlessly....

There is much wrong and flat out lies here....

Comment if you care to.

CriticalThinkers.org works with many groups and organizations around the world united in various common causes.

(Not true, as we have proven, the iPads for Peace, Peace Museum, etc. we're all fake and fully fraudulent claims)

I am also an officially accredited international investigative journalist and columnist, analyst and executive special advisor.

( I won't even bother to comment on his claim regarding he being accredited, his executive special advisor claim; This is a term that Korff made up: http://tinyurl.com/cgu6wfe)

I have worked at several newspapers and for various media entities, and am the author of non-fiction books.

(Notice Korff claims to "have worked" that would mean in the past tense. Korff currently works for no newspaper or media outlet other than posting things on various "vanity" web sites.)

Anonymous said...

I despise you, Korff.

Anonymous said...

The lies continue...

17 days later and still no "article".

Lying lair.

November 10 ~ Kal Korff: Hi everyone, my feature article about Obama should hit the newspapers in a day or two. It recaps his history and reviews his victory over Romney and covers how he won it.

Stop_LYING_Korff!!! said...

Where is it, Korff? Where's the article?

Why do you have to lie all the time? What's the point?

Anonymous said...

Kal .. who?

Anonymous said...

The lengths a psycho must go to in the attempt to keep people locked down and in check while trying to control your activity on a social network... while you try to hide from your past and from those of us who will not stop at exposing you.

... Dear Mom and Dad, while I do enjoy getting cards and money from you, could you please send the envelopes to this specific drop point and please, do not put your real name or real address on the envelope. I have haters everywhere.

Merry Christmas Korff.
++++++++++++++++++++++

Kal Korff ~ To all my FB friends:

I want to stay PRIVATELY connected with you. However, with the recent changes in FB, the "public" can now see activities in ANY wall. This happens when our friend hits "like" or "comment" ~ automatically, their friends would see our posts too. Unfortunately, we cannot change this setting by ourselves because Facebook has configured it this way....So I'm asking for your help..
.....Only you can do this for me.

PLEASE place your mouse over my name above (DO NOT CLICK), a window will appear, now move the mouse on “FRIENDS" (also without clicking), then down to "SETTINGS", click here and a list will appear. REMOVE the CHECK on "COMMENTS & LIKE" and also "PHOTOS" by clicking on each one. By doing this, my activity amongst my friends and family will no longer become public.

Thank you very much for doing this. Now, copy and paste this request on your wall.

Once I see this posted on your page I will do the same for you.

Jimmy D said...

Scum. Pure scum.

Anonymous said...

Gee whiz, looks like Kolonel "Shit-Head and Fat Ass" is trying to keep his shit private. Wonder if he is in the process of trying another internet scam? Well Jr. Dick Wad .. we got you in the scanning screen. You jus' ain't going to get away. Nope, ain't gonna happen Jr. Bird Man .. ain't gonna happen. Btw ass hole, scare any teen age girls lately? You fucking looney tune ...

October 19, 1973 said...

Yeah but Kal, little buddy, the person "leaking" this information is on your friend list. You would have to remove everyone and start over again for your lies to remain "private" between yourself & your targets, granted of course you figured out whom your leaker was and excluded them.

So basically you're screwed, FB has been ruined for you and the best option is probably to delete your account.

Anonymous said...

You would have to remove everyone and start over again for your lies to remain "private" between yourself & your targets, granted of course you figured out whom your leaker was and excluded them.

That is also presuming there's only one person doing the leaking. The question to ask himself now is "Who from my past that I consider to be a friend did I screw over, lie to or abuse enough for them to want to expose me for the lowlife dimwit cowardly loser I really am?"

Jimmy D said...

I know who it is. General Racer knows who it is. (Us and half the visitors to this blog.) And it ain't neither one of us. Or maybe it is - we ain't tellin'.

The Unknown Korffer said...

LOL and after begging his "friends" to help conceal his frauds & lies Kalvin can't claim that he knows too. Somebody is getting the better of Kal K. Korff and we love it.

Anonymous said...

Looks like an interesting run-in to Christmas.

By the way, Karlton - how will you be spending it? With your genius-level son in your squalid shared one-room apartment in Prague or your Indian princess (snigger) in your Mumbai slum?

Anonymous said...

How about a Santa in a Floppy Hat vid?

How about a photoshopped KKK as Santa?

Anonymous said...

SIAFA will be making a Christmas video and posting new info to the Korffie Leak site. He told me he has to drink enough to get into the proper Korffing mood.

Developing.....

Anonymous said...

The lies continue...

24 days later and still no "article".

Lying lair.

November 10 ~ Kal Korff: Hi everyone, my feature article about Obama should hit the newspapers in a day or two. It recaps his history and reviews his victory over Romney and covers how he won it.

Anonymous said...

and this.....

http://thecafethinktank.blogspot.com/2012/07/s3-furnishes-general-racer-with.html

Anonymous said...

Wasted life, full of lies.

Korff concluded his statement by saying It is my intention to deliver to the worldwide community , and especially the American people , the world's largest repository of UFO-related documents from various government agencies.I will be working with the major media to try and put pressure on our government to release still classified UFO data , and try to restore credibility back to the UFO field.I have been on the road as part of this media effort for weeks, and now I plan to start heading home, and remain in seclusion until further notice to focus fully on this effort. I estimate that I will return in a month or so, maybe two, and hopefully have new, exciting information to begin this effort in earnest. No matter what UFOs ultimately turn out to be, we must have these answers. We must also cleanse the UFO database of fraud, and start bringing long overdue accountability into this field.

Kal K. Korff
President & CEO, TotalResearch

Anonymous said...

"Korff concluded his statement ..."
---are you quoting from his facebook page, or what? More info, pls.

Anonymous said...

Nope, found on the web, some sort of information gathering site. As you can see he was still using his TotalResearch title which folded in the '90's. Let's see if I can find that page....

Developing....

Brit_in_Prague said...

Kalvin looks like a Korean dictator in the photo accompanying this string. Or some made James Bond villain.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, should read: "some *mad* James Bond villain."

Anonymous said...

He does! :-)

FN

Anonymous said...

Face Book ~ 12-4-2012

Korff responding to a post regarding the death of a real journalist.

David Oliver Relin, Co-author of "Three Cups of Tea" commits suicide in Oregon

Notice Korff never answers the question if Korff "knew" him. Probably smart because if he would have said yes, then we Korffers would pounce to prove that he did not know this person.

Kal Korff: This is sad and tragic, my heart goes out to his family and fans.

Art Levine: Did you know him personally? And do you blame the expose challenging the authenticity of his book's claims....

Kal Korff: Hi Art, I do not yet know the details of why he did this, trying to find out if he was thinking these thoughts before. Without knowing further details, I think it is safe to say that the expose probably did not cheer him up.

But the fault is Mortenson's for that not Oliver's of course.

What has bothered me on a different note is that too many peace groups lionize Mortenson as if he is "God" per se and that's unfortunate. I noticed this hero worship around the world, and saw no evidence that he was distancing himself from it. I could also tell that he (Mortenson) did not dislike it, but seemed to cultivate it.

Yet he also has done some great things, so the whole thing about him and the expose is tragic and also now this.

Nothing wrong with that 60 Minutes did, it was good old fashioned journalism, if only these same journalists bothered to vet Obama and most of our politicians this way. Just a shame that Mortenson outright lied to Oliver.

Oliver did some great work, he had a real flair for the genre he covered, and we need more like him. His passion and dedication for writing about the causes he did are wholly admirable. If only more authors were like him.

Jimmy D said...

Could we have a new string please, KIAI? I have given you some material, if you're stuck for anything else. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

I agree. maybe KIAI could give a couple people admin privilege so we could help out? FN and JimmyD can be trusted I think....

Pflockster said...

I think I just found Kal's "new" incarnation as a "pro-ufo" scientist:

http://bragalia.blogspot.com/

If your read the author's authoritative speech patterns and grandiose claims, you may see the rebirth of the "Bragging" Kernel....

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