Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Hyper bollocks

Let's get 2013 off to a good start here lads and revisit some of the utter bollocks Kal has tossed out there. Kal actually made the claim that he was the inventor of hypertext while working for Claris or apple or one of those places where his boasts far outweighed his actual job. Now all the chaps coming by here and reading know I do not know much about computers at all but I do know what rubbish this claim is! It is historical fact in the computer world that hypertext was indeed invented by a fellow named Ted Nelson and the term was coined by him in 1963!! Ironic that I would use hypertext to link the inventor of such but I digress lads.


So Kal must have the ability to travel back in time because he WAS NOT EVEN BORN when Ted Nelson coined the term and that blathering buffoon Kal was only 5 years old and probably still grunting out biggies in his diaper when Ted Nelson and one of his associates did indeed do the first computerized work on hypertext!!! ahahahhhaaaahhhaaahaha

Kal is bloody beastly isn'e he? I think when Kal was making all of these ludicrous claims and making up things he did not count on anyone taking a closer look. Can you imagine if someone had looked into his potty claims early on? Just to think if some of the brave folks here had not had the courage to take Kal to task who knows what else the mad man would have done.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't understand. We've been sending KIAI new information; ,PDF's, etc., and we just can't seem to get a new thread, based on previously unseen information, posted.

What seems to be the problem?

FN

Jimmy D said...

Please sort it out, KIAI.

It's one thing to keep this blog at the top of a Google search by starting new threads.

But it's a waste to simply recycle old stuff when we've given you plenty of stuff to play with.

Please.

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff: I LOVE my wife! Xoxoxxooo!

Korff Kracks Us Up said...

LOL WHAT

The ORIGINAL cover and design for the ORIGINALLY-PLANNED Meier Xpose series from 2006, which was announced back then. Initially, the plan was to work and cooperate with Royce Myers III of UFO "Watchdog" and David Biedny, until Biedny made SEXUALLY INAPPROPRIATE COMMENTS TOWARDS UFO WatchCat's Miss Martina Tycova. Biedny said he wanted to "lick her body" after writing on it with "indelible ink."

LMAO

BritinPrague said...

Biedny said he wanted to "lick her body" after writing on it with "indelible ink."
---You wish, Kalvin!

Dirtbag.

Anonymous said...

Korffing Use of Language Update

Speaks for itself....

Kal Korff: The pending gun "control" debate is proving so far to be divisive for many Americans, including those who do not belong to the NRA. Will Democrats and liberals will falsely label anyone who disagrees with them on the issue as (insert insult here), my point is that Obama will fail in his attempts, and he will provide to be a divider, not a uniter. Instead of coming up with something that will please most Americans, I predict Obama and the Democrats will do just the opposite. As you can see, I am obviously an optimist :-)

Anonymous said...

Face Book Korffing Update

Responding to the single post regarding Korff's "article" on Indian women, etc.

Makes me sick to read his use age of the term "bro". As if he has any friends or bro's at all.

Khurram Zaki: to the point.

Kal Korff: Thanks, bro. I try to be and never mince words.

Brit_in_Prague said...

Could I have a direct link to Kalvin's "article" on Indian women, pls?

The Unknown Korffer said...

" the plan was to work and cooperate with Royce Myers III of UFO "Watchdog" and David Biedny, until Biedny made SEXUALLY INAPPROPRIATE COMMENTS TOWARDS UFO WatchCat's Miss Martina Tycova. Biedny said he wanted to "lick her body" after writing on it with "indelible ink."


LOL Biedny ruled Kal like a fiefdom. That's hilarious.

Anonymous said...

One thing about that moronic and flabby assed "ass-wipe" korff, that lard licken' tubby never had a sense of humor. That "self important" bull shitting blow-hard was simply a no-nothing turd. period.

Anonymous said...

I've noticed the same thing. Rarely if ever does he post comedy items, tell funny stories, etc.

Of course, Korff is so very smart and so highly self-educated that he can't bother himself with comedy, movies or low brow music.

All I know for sure is that after a 2 year spell, Kal K. Korff has been mostly silent; no videos posted, no threats made, no reference to any of his activities from 2000 to 2010.

Like it never happened.

For this I'm humble and proud to say Congrats to this blog, the Korffie leak site and to the Korffing Syndicate for putting this useless, fat-ass, wanna-be, pussy, fraudulent, lying piece of shit out to pasture.

What it must feel like to have to hide from the world and share nary a real and personal thought with your family of Face Book friends for fear that the heavy hammer of the Korffing Syndicate will play whack-a-mole with your deluded head,until the end of time.

We will never stop.

Korffing Syndicate

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Anonymous said...

Korff, lying again.

"...By the way, I received from the FBI..."

This is a lie.

Kal Korff: Did you know that Obama once SUPPORTED a law in Illinois making it a CRIME to use a gun to defend yourself in your own home? The penalty even included a fine for doing so. Correct me if I am wrong on this, please.

By the way, I received from the FBI as part of some research for a proposed piece on "gun control" a report proving that the "effective" Assault Weapons Ban which was in place for ten years and is the propaganda darling of the liberal wing nutters, PROVED TO BE NEGLIGIBLE. The report says that only 3% of all crimes were committed with them before the ban, and that it really had no effect.

I am not optimistic that any proposed "gun control" laws now being made the subject of predictable politics will 1. work or 2. be done right.

It's like asking our CONgress to put the American people first, instead of politics and vested interests. It will never happen and yes, I do hope I am very wrong on this.

Anonymous said...

It's a safe bet that even Jeffery Lippard knows Kal is lying when claiming to have contacts at the FBI. They just are polite enough to leave him to his fantasy of being an important man with opinions that matter when in fact he is an unemployed former flying saucer fanatic and computer nerd.

Anonymous said...

The lies continue...

66 days later and still no "article".

(Over 2 months since ANY new "articles" have been posted by the syndicated and so-called working reporter.)

Lying lair.

November 10 ~ Kal Korff: Hi everyone, my feature article about Obama should hit the newspapers in a day or two. It recaps his history and reviews his victory over Romney and covers how he won it.

Anonymous said...

Here's the link to the last Korff "article" that a Korffer asked for:

http://dailypostindia.com/news/41847-india-s-women-problem.html

Anonymous said...

Don't forget to e-mail Korff's place of business.

Let's make 2013 a banner Korffing year.

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Jimmy D said...

The email address kalkorff@kalkorff.com appears to be defunct, folks. I sent him a couple of "wassup, scumbag?" emails recently, and the bounced right back.

The email kalkorff@yahoo.com appears still to be valid, however.

You are worthless vermin, Korff. You have no idea of the depth of my loathing for you.

I am never going to stop stalking you. Never.

When you screwed over V*jt*ch, you aroused my implacable wrath.

Anonymous said...

Lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie after lie.

After lie.

A bit like Lance Armstrong, really.

Anonymous said...

And don't forget Manti Te'o!
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/college/chi-manti-teo-hoax-notre-dame-20130117,0,5077395.story

Anonymous said...

"I remember in Prague when I used to use it, they told me it was a synonym for treason."

"... when I used to use it..."

And this guy was paid to write a column on using English?

Was he paid to write that column?


Kal Korff: Yes, for sure, sir. I don't expect to see this kind of reform ever in my lifetime, certainly not championed by either party, remember the term "collaborator" as it used to mean in the Cold War? I remember in Prague when I used to use it, they told me it was a synonym for treason.

I think Washington DC also feels the same. We are all humans and must work together to solve our problems and our "representatives" are supposed to work together to solve our problems, as we know it is why they sit in office in the first place.

So they have no excuse.

Anonymous said...

Kalvin Karlton Korff.

Lance Edward Armstrong.

Lying scum.

Anonymous said...

Anyone paying attention here will get a grand, laugh out loud moment from this Jan. 18, 2013 post:

Kal Korff: Of course he does. Now he can add this to his 500 million deal he got from the oil giants in Qatar, because he "cares" about the environment and "walks his talk." :-)

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Hint, hint; book deal, Saudi bank roll.

Ha, ha, ha....

Fuck you Kal K. Korff.

You're owned.

Anonymous said...

Yet another grand Korff post.

Look in the mirror ass wipe.

Kal Korff: I do not "feel sorry" for Lance Armstrong, and I do not buy his "confessions" as being wholly sincere. Not coincidentally, he's doing this now AFTER things lke statute of limitations and other "gotchas" have expired - worries a TRULY REMORSEFUL person would never "worry" over.

While I do not profess to know his motives, I don't accept them as pure "I'm really sorry." He also continues to be evasive on issues as the media has reported.

Anonymous said...

Well "fuckface," do you know the difference between you and Armstrong? He at least had the balls to own up to being a scum-bag.

You are a genuine piece of dog-shit you AssHat!