Thursday, January 3, 2013

Kal and his dueling personalities

Best described in picture by none other than our very own FN!!!!


Jimmy D said...

Excellent work, o most honorable and worth Mr Nut.

I would like Korffers of a creative bent to submit their efforts to KIAI for inclusion in this blog.

Anonymous said...

Yes, well, however you want to dress it up, Korff's is the face of evil. You are evil, Korff. Pure evil.

Brit in Prague said...

Could we encourage bigfootologists and Meirologists and so on to steer away from this forum?

It's perfectly obvious that the Bob Whatisface Bigfoot thing involved a bloke prancing around in a gorilla suit. It's also perfectly obvious that Mr Meier and his followers were a bunch of fruitcakes. It didn't need Kal to "go undercover" and prove that Meier's flying saucers were simply kitchen implements tied to a bit of thread.

Nobody in their right mind spends their time worrying about this kind of nonsense. That is not what this forum is for.

KIAI has in the past said that he will delete such posts. I think he should abide by that pledge.

Anonymous said...

Outstanding pictures depicting Kolonel Krapper.
Best wishes for a Korffing 2013.

Anonymous said...

Not even close Korff.

Kal Korff: via YouTube
A wonderful animation film made by a fan of Star Trek, the most popular TV series of all time. The amount of work that went into this and the detail, considering the fact it is "home made" is amazing.


In 2004 and 2007, TV Guide ranked Star Trek as the greatest cult show ever.

As far as the US goes, Seinfeld and I love Lucy hit the top of most of the lists out there. Star Trek The Original Series ranks somewhere in the top 50 on most of the lists.

Star Trek The Next Generation ranks higher than the original show.

Ass wipe.

Anonymous said...

Kalvin Karlton Korff still flailing about wildly attempting to be profound. Oh, and failing ... wildly!!

KIAI said...

Yes I will toss in the trash any bloody nonsense from the Meire flying saucers or bigfoot idiots that is posted in the comments section. I will also toss out threats and silly name calling nonsense.

Anonymous said...

Korff, feeling good and coming out of the closet for a little Face Book throw down, in public.....

The burden of proof. Fat chance Korff.

Asshole, prove you spoke at the WAC in '79 - 80! You can't. Proof... ass wipe.

Kal Korff: A Discovery channel documentary made in the late 1990s, I was in it, Secrets of Area 51 Revealed is more objective, it featured also bestselling author Tom Clancy. Jacobsen's work has been discredited. Not only did I expose her, but so did ABC news where they found her "confidential source" who DENIED what Jacobsen says he told her. The guy keeps changing his story, admits he had no firsthand info.

Glen Campbell, of UFO fame, knows a lot about Area 51. He'll confirm no evidence of aliens, just advance aviation research where the US Govt uses and promotes the "must be a UFO" BS story and angle to hide their secret work.

Nevada-Beau Bush: A load of bollocks saying they have no UFO's at 51..

Kal Korff: PROVE they DO, Nevada. The burden of proof is on the claimant. There is none, for the only reason which matters: they have none.

Anonymous said...

Proof? Fucking proof?? Well Fatass, prove you were a colonel in S3! Prove there is an S3!! Prove Martina was a Lt., Avim was a warrant officer. You fucking slimy green toad, what a fucking waste of skin, air and asshole!

Korff, your mother MUST BE SO FUCKING PROUD!!

Jimmy D said...

You are scum, Korff.

Frightened any young girls recently? Betrayed any kind, overly-trusting philanthropists?

Worthless vermin.

Anonymous said...

No, we don't. Asshole.

Kal Korff: And people wonder WHY I love science? It's because of amazing things like this, real credits to human ingenuity and imagination, changing the world by daring to "Think Different."

Anonymous said...

Kal Korff says he knows 7 languages.... This is a lie. Unlike Korff, never proving anything and asking others to prove their claims, we can prove this to be a lie. Just look right here...

Kal Korff: I am not surprised.

While in womb, babies begin learning language from their mothers. Babies only hours old are able to differentiate between sounds from their native language and a foreign language....

Anonymous said...

Korffing Youtube Update

When did Kal Korff last upload a “Korff made” video to youtube?


Uploaded on Mar 19, 2011

Channel: secretxwars

Almost a full two years ago. We can thank this blog, the Korffie Leak web site (, Big Don Ecker, Santa in a Floppy Hat and the Korffing Syndicate for putting Kal K. Korff out of business.

How does it feel asshole?

All that wasted time and effort. The treats, the lies, the promises, all for not.

Damn, just wrap your head around this people; 15 years of your life, banging about, and then, over, done and out because a group pf people decided to put you out of business.

Little sad sack of a man-child.

2013 promises more of the same.

We will never stop Korff.

Korffing Syndicate

Anonymous said...

All you had to do was stop, Karlton.

Just stop.