Monday, April 22, 2013

Kal K. Korff ~ Man-Child


I really enjoy looking back at the lunatic behavior of Kal K. Korff. Here we have Korff boasting about his ever increasing Facebook "friends" count and how Michael Horn couldn't stop this. Horn tried to get Korf's profile pulled down, and he did, but more on that later...

Now, let us not forget that before Korff joined Facebook, a number of people joined Facebook using his name, images, etc., to make fun of him and to bring to light his on-going lunatic behavior.

Early on into Korff's Facebook adventure, Korff complained to Facebook about the fake (which one, as Korff was and is fake himself) Korff's already on Facebook. Facebook then pulled all Korff Facebook profiles off the site, including his own. This was Korff's claim but, here's the truth.

After joining Facebook Korff started up his threat making activities, etc, just as he did on his old template web site. Facebooker's complained about these threats and Korff's profile was suspended for a short time. Since that suspension and his profile was allowed to be posted, Korff pretty much cleaned up his act and he never again made any threats against Big Don Ecker and others.

As always, Korff's posted claims "generally" have a bit of truth contained within and then he augments that truth with a trailer full of horse shit.

So, we present to you yet another example of Kal K. Korff acting like the ignorant man-child that he was, is and will continue to be for the reminder of his life.

PS; isn't the internet grand! Just a little research and BINGO all this lunatic behavior pops up even though Korff's template web site has been shut down for over 2 years.

Oh, nothing in Korff's web site posts we've included below is true and none of the promised posting, threats, etc., were ever followed through with. Imagine that.

We will not stop. God Bless Don Ecker.

Korffing Syndicate ~ http://www.freekurtis.org/



Tuesday, 06 July 2010 09:54

Kal Korff's Facebook "Friends" Increases from 550 to 650, Despite Michael Horn's Attempts to Stop Them!

Written by Kal Korff - op. ed. on the road

Dear World,

I continue to ever honored and truly humbled over the fact that I now have some 650 "friends" on Facebook. The honor is truly mine, I sincerely appreciate your kind support, friendship and love. As many of you know, Michael Horn, the spokesman for the anti-Semitic, religious-hating Billy Meier UFO Cult, launched a series of personal attacks on me, lying to my internet service provider by falsely claiming that I am a member of the Israeli Mossad "assassination" teams.

Horn, who DELIBERATELY made this lie, is now under investigation for criminal activity, and is officially listed as an anti-Semite with several agencies.

We WILL BE PUBLISHING SHORTLY, actual anti-Semitic attacks and statements made by UFO Cult founder Billy Meier, — statements which Horn endorses, actively promotes. Horn earns a financial living from promoting the Billy Meier UFO scam, we do not.

I would like to sincerely THANK EVERYONE who has stood up to Horn, who condemns his dishonesty, lies, threats, and harASSment, it is NOT a "crime" to expose either a UFO Cult nor especially anti-Semitism.

Instead, it is an honor, a moral duty and obligation to STOP such forces, and to always "fight" for what it right, and what is good.

Written by Kal Korff - op. ed. on the road          
Wednesday, 02 June 2010 22:23

Dear World,

As many of you reading this might recall,  Billy Meier UFO Cult spokesman Mikey Horn tried to "stop" me from making many "friends" on Facebook. Contrary to what Horn has falsely claimed, many people have CONDEMNED  Michael Horn for what he did, and of course it did NOT work.

Mikey's dismal failure FAILED because of the only reason which matters: I am NOT the type of person Horn claims I am, and people who have gotten to REALLY know me, KNOW better.

I am pleased to inform all of you that I am truly humbled and HONORED that the number of Facebook "friends" I have is now 550 — MORE THAN FOUR TIMES GREATER than when Mikey began his smear and Internet stalking campaign.

As we start now to Xpose Michael Horn and the Billy Meier UFO Cult, we will keep you informed of developments, and the efforts to work with officials to prosecute Horn and others and to try to bring them to justice.

Developing...

30 comments:

Jimmy D said...

Apologise publicly for your treatment of Waldo Sedgewick, "Colonel".

Anonymous said...

He looks like a prison inmate on visitors' day in that top picture.

Jeezus wept, Karlton ...

Brit in Prague said...

No, he looks like a pupil at the Sunshine Home for Challenged Children.

"Kalvin isn't a slow learner, Mrs K. He just likes to learn at his own pace ..."

Anonymous said...

I notice that the Syndicate has been adding more info to the 2013 section of their web site. Seems they want to keep it as current as possible.

It's very interesting that they aren't commenting so much on Korff's activities and they are allowing Korff's own words to comment for them.

I like this very much!

www.ufowatchcat.com

Anonymous said...

Hey Kalvin Klump, have you gotten the idea that we won't stop? It doesn't matter a damned bit that you went "dark and quiet", not one damned bit. You asshole, are still out there. We have your data going back years. Maybe you think we forgot your despicable bullshit ... but we haven't. We remember your threats, we remember your bogus lawyer bullshit, we remember your "sending secret agents" out to harass your kritics! We remember you stealing Apple computers and dumping on a humanitarian. We remember your Sheik giving you 25 million dollars for "research". We recall your "heading to Iraq to hunt for nuclear bombs!" We remember how you used your mother to cover for your useless and snake ass! We FUCKING OWN YOU KORFF!! And it is all right fucking here doucehbag! Right fucking here! Put Kal K Korff in Google asswipe and see what comes up. Oh, and here is the "other good thing" tubby. We won't fucking quit ... EVER! Get the picture?

Anonymous said...

"Hey Kalvin Klump"

Nice post fellow Korffer.

Spot on mate!

Anonymous said...

Korffff!!
Your soul is an appalling dump-heap,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!
You nauseate me!

Brit in Prague said...

Some kind of public acknowledgement of (if not apology for) your past behaviour would be something of an olive branch, Kalvin.

Hauling down your YouTube videos (if you can remember your YouTube passwords, which I doubt) and closing your Facebook account would constitute a further step towards redemption.

The ball is in your court.

Anonymous said...

The ball(s) are in his mouth.....

Anonymous said...

You are scum, "Colonel".

Anonymous said...

You are vermin, "KalIsrael" (muffled snigger)...

Brit in Prague said...

Why the snigger? "Kal" really is short for "KalIsrael". It must be so - after all, this pathalogical liar and fantasist told us so himself.

Anonymous said...

Oh yes indeed. He told himself in a video which he claimed was filmed before his very brief, freelance spell at The Prague Post but which in fact was filmed eight years after his being fired therefrom.

As was perfectly clear from his haggard, aged (not to say unkempt) countenance.

The madman.

Anonymous said...

Ah, come on Korffing Syndicate! I wanna see a GI-Joe_Kal. Come on, huh? Can I, huh .. PLEASE. We wanna see a GI-Joe_Kal. How come he don't tell us anymore about his secret trips tracking down terrorists and flying saucer frauds? How come?

Anonymous said...

Nothing we can do... We'd all like to see Korff melt-down again. Sadly we've done our job to well and Korff is afraid to post anymore videos, threats or any kind of material we used to know and love.

2010 was a banner year in Korffing.

Now we're left with Korff contradicting himself and lying about matter that just don't matter.

Anonymous said...

So what is the bottom line .. is Kal a pussy-wussy? Huh, is he? Kal, are you a pussy-wussy? Kal is a pussy-wussy .. Kal is a pussy-wussy .. Kal is a pussy-wussy .. Kal is a pussy-wussy .. Kal is a pussy-wussy ..

Smoke that in your pipe fat-boy ..

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Anonymous said...

I despise the day Kal's father shot a load of jizz into his thirteen year old sister. How I loathe you , you evil son of a bitch!

Anonymous said...

May 9, 2008 - Claimed to have solved the Betty and Barney Hill Case. Never released any data to back up this claim.

Anonymous said...

May 16, 2008

The X-Zone Show

Korff talks about the "big shift" from him and his group going after people undercover and then showing us the results (results?) to doing it all in public.

That's some shift. from getting no results in private to no results in public.

Anonymous said...

Can't even see what Kal is posting on facebook now from april 7th on..apparently Korffers have scared him so much he has retreated further by only making his posts public to his "friends" and by friends I mean morons too stupid to use google.

Anonymous said...

I cant believe Kal hasn't keeled over from clogged arteries yet


F1 Racer
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Anonymous said...

For the Korffer who can't see the most current Facebook posts on Korff's wall; from the top of the 2013 Update page, those images are from April 25th on down to the first of April. I suppose we could date them all but, in the end, at least they are posted per month...

We don't wanna burn to much time getting to specific with this Facebook material because it really doesn't matter that much.

It's enough to state that the Syndicate is on the job and saving everything worth saving every day, every hour and every minute.

We will not stop.

Korffing Syndicate

Anonymous said...

From April 23. This is a repost but what the hell ... IT FITs.

Hey Kalvin Klump, have you gotten the idea that we won't stop? It doesn't matter a damned bit that you went "dark and quiet", not one damned bit. You asshole, are still out there. We have your data going back years. Maybe you think we forgot your despicable bullshit ... but we haven't. We remember your threats, we remember your bogus lawyer bullshit, we remember your "sending secret agents" out to harass your kritics! We remember you stealing Apple computers and dumping on a humanitarian. We remember your Sheik giving you 25 million dollars for "research". We recall your "heading to Iraq to hunt for nuclear bombs!" We remember how you used your mother to cover for your useless and snake ass! We FUCKING OWN YOU KORFF!! And it is all right fucking here doucehbag! Right fucking here! Put Kal K Korff in Google asswipe and see what comes up. Oh, and here is the "other good thing" tubby. We won't fucking quit ... EVER! Get the picture?

April 23, 2013

Anonymous said...

"From April 23. This is a repost but what the hell ... IT FITs."

It fits like a fat T in the fat ass of Kal K. Korff.

Ouch.

How's that feel KFC boy? Greasy and hot... That's some kind of love life you got going on there.

Anonymous said...

First picture of Korff with the shaven head reminds me of those people in that UFO cult that killed themselves. Korff is probably just as nuts.

Anonymous said...

You guys check out that 2013 update page on the www.ufowatchcat.com page?

Amazing!

Anonymous said...

A Korffer contacted the media giant and the info that has been passed along is very interesting...

In short; Korff posted this in such a manner as to tip his hat that his "bosses" at this media giant questioned him about why they are getting e-mails from people regarding his employment there.

Keep up the good work Korffers.

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Kal Korff: HI everyone: I am honored and humbled to report that I have a half page article published on the ten year anniversary of the removal of former Iraqi genocidal dictator, Saddam Hussein, from power.

The article has appeared in the NRI & World section of the Daily Post, which is India's fastest growing English language daily newspaper.

Here's a .jpg image of the article, you can read the piece via the online e-Paper at this link, then scrolling down to page 14.

I hope you enjoy the condensed version of this article, I am grateful once again for the fact it has been deemed worthy enough to be published.

http://epaper.dailypostindia.com/epapermain.aspx

Anonymous said...

Con job.

Anonymous said...

Yup, it's as easy to read the "fat boy" as it is to ... oh, I guess eat chocolate cake. Right Fat Boy?