Sunday, March 25, 2018

McCunttell & Korff - Udderly Epic Failure

Blubber Butt Kalvin posted this on his FB wall, it was sent in to the Syndicate... how could we not... Ha, ha, ha!


19 comments:

I LUV KAL said...

Okay, I will make the first post here on this new thread.

For 10 years now, this blog has been in existence. For 10 years we have followed the folly's of our Village Idiot .. from the CZ to now in India. Just think .. Lil' Kalvin the blubber butted fuck up has gone from the UFO expert (and let's all forget the epic slap down of ol' blubber butt by Art Bell) to world famous author with an epic 500 book deal and who also has the best seller ever of his Roswell book! The Super Spy who convinced an Arab Sheik to finance a Jewish spy agency to the tune of 25 Million Dollars! Damn, that was SLICK! Our Blubber Butted Fool also roamed the deserts of Iraq looking for Saddam's Nukes, went to Germany to expose and OUT Nazi skin heads, stole electronics in the CZ and charged them to a Humanitarian who had no knowledge of it, who hired our Fuck Face to teach his people English. This is the same fucking guy who scares teenage girls, who fucks up and then gets Mommy to bail his fat ass outta trouble ... I think I am done for now. This fucking punk makes me sick just detailing just these few fuck ups of this Major Dog Turd. Yes Lil' Kalvin ... we have not forgotten what a lying and despicable pile of dog shit you really are.

Oh Yea Kalvin ... FUCK YOU VERY MUCH!

Anonymous said...

The only thing Kal ever knocked out was an entire bucket of KFC by himself.

Anonymous said...

Kalvin read something on the internet.... it's news to everyone else....

Kal Korff: Did anyone notice the DILATED PUPILS in Stormy Daniels' interview? Unless she was wearing some kind of unusual contacts, sorry, she was on something. I'm familiar with the lighting 60 Minutes typically uses, in fact there are videos easily showing it, full frame. It's nothing special, in fact it's textbook lighting for interviewing subjects one on one. My suspicion is that she was on something, I can't prove it however.

Anonymous said...

Kal is "familiar with the lighting 60 Minutes typically uses"?? LMFAO Okay, Kal, you fucking idiot. This is the same Kal K. Korff who thinks it's okay for a porn star to get hush money from Trump's lawyer as long as she keeps her mouth shut. Kal probably thinks it was okay for Trump to cheat on his wife too. Nice morals there, Kal, you hypocritical fuck. There are better ways at getting attention, Kal, than showing the world how desperate you are for it. #kalkorff #kalkkorff #kalisanidiot

Anonymous said...

He is often called “a lying machine,” and with thousands of lies and delusions to his credit, it is understandable why. Kal Korff is a longtime, internationally known idiot, moron, liar, and shitty writer. Kal lives in India after running from his problems in Prague and has traveled to more than two dozen countries doing everything from living there to lying, threatening, stealing and deceiving people. His mommy pays for most everything.

Anonymous said...

"The $200 Fitbit Versa is the best smartwatch I've ever used — yes, even better than the Apple Watch" Get shit on, Kal.

Anonymous said...

Kal K. Korff is the Michael Horn of skeptics.

Anonymous said...

"So says this scandal laden corrupt politician who should be in jail." Just like you should be, Kal. Lucky for you that your mommy bailed you out. Seems like scum and going to jail runs in your family. Kurtis Kern Korff, your brother, is still in prison.

Anonymous said...

Kal: "The patents should be charged by authorities for endangering their kids." Can Mr. Accredited Journalist tell me how you go about charging a "patent"??? Must be that amazing iPhone auto correct or Kal's inability to spell. Love seeing Kal wanting people charged with crimes and locked up when Kal himself should be sitting in a Prague jail. Hypocrite.

Anonymous said...

So now that moron Kal has posted "butt of course" about a story where Oracle got the go ahead to sue Google because of a court reversal of a previous copyright case. Kal is being his usual Apple cheerleader getting on his knees and opening wide. Problem is that Kal does not really understand the lawsuit and instantly posted it because of his anti-Android views. Kal will often post an article as gospel and often times it turns out Kal has done this without properly vetting the information like a REAL journalist would do. Kal just shows that he has not evolved beyond his high school newspaper days and deserves to be scribbling for some third rate rag in a different country.

Anonymous said...

"How A Man Caught The World's Strongest Super Gonorrhea To Date" saw this headline and was sure it was about Kal but as I read on saw the guy lived in fhe UK and wasn't a complete scumbag.

Anonymous said...

This guy....

Anonymous said...

Kal calls the beliefs of Catholics "bullshit" but will go into a spin if anyone says the same about his beliefs. Uneven standards and hypocrisy are Kal's specialty. Kal wants to belittle the beliefs of those India yet his religion doesn't allow cooking or even turning on or off a light switch on certain days? LOL Kal was promoting ghost videos that were painfully obvious CGI generated. Kal is an idiot!

Anonymous said...

So the guy who claims to have written 10,000 articles can only get one Like on Facebook after posting it there and on Twitter and then shares the Twitter post on Facebook? bwhahahaha!! Way to blow it with both lips as usual Kal you fat lying twat.

Anonymous said...

who is this Art Levine guy? He must not be a very good journalist otherwise he wouldn't have a thing to do with delusional Kal K. Korff

Anonymous said...

He wrote an article on Korff way, way back in 1996. As has already been proven. Korff lives in the time period between his 13th year and to the release of his Billy Meier book. That span of time was the span which Korff enjoyed some celebrity.

Here's a current Levine article:
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/art-levine/a-unified-field-theory-an_b_12856780.html

And his the old one:
http://www.tcoto.klaxo.net/rel/KALKORFF.HTM

Jimmy_D said...

You are pure vermin, Korff.

Anonymous said...

Kal:"Hi everyone. Here's a series of links to past episodes of my radio show, Kal's Korner." Its okay, Kal, if I had a shitty, unimaginative, low grade want-to-be radio segment like you, I'd be begging for people to listen and like. Nah! I'm smart enough to recognize when something I'm doing or thinking about doing is a bad idea.

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