Sunday, March 25, 2018

McCunttell & Korff - Udderly Epic Failure

Blubber Butt Kalvin posted this on his FB wall, it was sent in to the Syndicate... how could we not... Ha, ha, ha!


14 comments:

Anonymous said...

The only thing Kal ever knocked out was an entire bucket of KFC by himself.

Anonymous said...

Kalvin read something on the internet.... it's news to everyone else....

Kal Korff: Did anyone notice the DILATED PUPILS in Stormy Daniels' interview? Unless she was wearing some kind of unusual contacts, sorry, she was on something. I'm familiar with the lighting 60 Minutes typically uses, in fact there are videos easily showing it, full frame. It's nothing special, in fact it's textbook lighting for interviewing subjects one on one. My suspicion is that she was on something, I can't prove it however.

Anonymous said...

"The $200 Fitbit Versa is the best smartwatch I've ever used — yes, even better than the Apple Watch" Get shit on, Kal.

Anonymous said...

Kal K. Korff is the Michael Horn of skeptics.

Anonymous said...

"So says this scandal laden corrupt politician who should be in jail." Just like you should be, Kal. Lucky for you that your mommy bailed you out. Seems like scum and going to jail runs in your family. Kurtis Kern Korff, your brother, is still in prison.

Anonymous said...

Kal: "The patents should be charged by authorities for endangering their kids." Can Mr. Accredited Journalist tell me how you go about charging a "patent"??? Must be that amazing iPhone auto correct or Kal's inability to spell. Love seeing Kal wanting people charged with crimes and locked up when Kal himself should be sitting in a Prague jail. Hypocrite.

Anonymous said...

So now that moron Kal has posted "butt of course" about a story where Oracle got the go ahead to sue Google because of a court reversal of a previous copyright case. Kal is being his usual Apple cheerleader getting on his knees and opening wide. Problem is that Kal does not really understand the lawsuit and instantly posted it because of his anti-Android views. Kal will often post an article as gospel and often times it turns out Kal has done this without properly vetting the information like a REAL journalist would do. Kal just shows that he has not evolved beyond his high school newspaper days and deserves to be scribbling for some third rate rag in a different country.

Anonymous said...

"How A Man Caught The World's Strongest Super Gonorrhea To Date" saw this headline and was sure it was about Kal but as I read on saw the guy lived in fhe UK and wasn't a complete scumbag.

Anonymous said...

This guy....

Anonymous said...

So the guy who claims to have written 10,000 articles can only get one Like on Facebook after posting it there and on Twitter and then shares the Twitter post on Facebook? bwhahahaha!! Way to blow it with both lips as usual Kal you fat lying twat.

Anonymous said...

who is this Art Levine guy? He must not be a very good journalist otherwise he wouldn't have a thing to do with delusional Kal K. Korff

Anonymous said...

He wrote an article on Korff way, way back in 1996. As has already been proven. Korff lives in the time period between his 13th year and to the release of his Billy Meier book. That span of time was the span which Korff enjoyed some celebrity.

Here's a current Levine article:
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/art-levine/a-unified-field-theory-an_b_12856780.html

And his the old one:
http://www.tcoto.klaxo.net/rel/KALKORFF.HTM

Anonymous said...

Kal:"Hi everyone. Here's a series of links to past episodes of my radio show, Kal's Korner." Its okay, Kal, if I had a shitty, unimaginative, low grade want-to-be radio segment like you, I'd be begging for people to listen and like. Nah! I'm smart enough to recognize when something I'm doing or thinking about doing is a bad idea.

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