McCunttell & Korff - Lube it up and put it on vibrate Kalvin.... It feels so good!
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Poor dumb desperate Kal. He wanted so badly to be at the top of the heap at Apple. When he conned his way onto the Claris Hypercard team he just didn't know what to do with himself. But that's just Kal who is always setting himself up for a major fall. He really is his own worst enemy. The humiliation must have been unbearable for Kal. To have been so close to achieving the delusion reaching the summit only to watch himself trip over his own two feet and tumble hard down the mountain side. Colonel crash and burn doing what he does best. Lose. A guy with little more than a high school education from a tiny town if sane would know that a plan to be deceptive to get a job would eventually blow up in his own face. But not Kal.
Love it when Kal starts accusing others of having double standards or calls out others for stealing. Kal must have a short memory of his time in Prague when he stole Apple products by trying to stick a humanitarian with the bill under false pretense. Mommy had to come and bail him out by paying for the stuff when Kal got caught. The list of Kal's double standards is too fucking long to put here.
Anyone notice Kal loves playing up the conflict in Israel? He got called on it on his facebook page. Kal only posts this because he knows it will get him some attention and so he can try to shine as a Jew. Didn't Kal calim to be getting $25,000,000 from a Saudi prince? Kal's about as Jewish as the Pope.
Breaking news! Kal Keeps Sucking Apple Dick! Wait that's not news. I just don't get this childish obsession Kal has with Apple and Apple products. It really does show how fundamentally narrow minded he is. Too bad Apple discovered what a fucking fake Kal was and he was forced to leave Claris in an attempt to minimize the utter humiliation he had to suffer.
Because I had nothing happening today and also the fact is I was bored, I turned on my computer and came here. I always check to see if the current thread has any new comments .. and if so I read them and laugh.
Well today when I came here .. no new remarks .. I thought what the hell and was ready to leave .. then I had a thought. My thought was how many threads has this blog run detailing the lunacy and outright mental illness as displayed by our very own Village Idiot? Well Gang, I pulled out my calculator and totaled up the number of threads this blog has run since it began back in 2008. Ready Gang?
Four Hundred and Ninety Posts Korffers! 490 different discussions on this Fat and Bloated LUNATIC as detailed over the last TEN Years!
Keep Korffing ON fellow Korffers ... Keep Korffing ON!!
The only action Kal ever gets on his Facebook page is when he starts talking about the Israel-Palestine conflict. Hardly anyone likes or comments on the article he writes. Okay he regurgitates what everyone else has said and he does after the big news has already broken. 'Butt of course' is getting old and continues to show just how immature Kal is and how enormously stuck he is living in the past using the very old phrases he still thinks are funny or witty. They're not but he'll never get it.
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Poor dumb desperate Kal. He wanted so badly to be at the top of the heap at Apple. When he conned his way onto the Claris Hypercard team he just didn't know what to do with himself. But that's just Kal who is always setting himself up for a major fall. He really is his own worst enemy. The humiliation must have been unbearable for Kal. To have been so close to achieving the delusion reaching the summit only to watch himself trip over his own two feet and tumble hard down the mountain side. Colonel crash and burn doing what he does best. Lose. A guy with little more than a high school education from a tiny town if sane would know that a plan to be deceptive to get a job would eventually blow up in his own face. But not Kal.
Ha, ha, ha! Hippo dick! Ha, ha, ha!!!!
Hey give Kal a break. He was only off of the iPhone patent date by 22 years. LMAO
Love it when Kal starts accusing others of having double standards or calls out others for stealing. Kal must have a short memory of his time in Prague when he stole Apple products by trying to stick a humanitarian with the bill under false pretense. Mommy had to come and bail him out by paying for the stuff when Kal got caught. The list of Kal's double standards is too fucking long to put here.
Anyone notice Kal loves playing up the conflict in Israel? He got called on it on his facebook page. Kal only posts this because he knows it will get him some attention and so he can try to shine as a Jew. Didn't Kal calim to be getting $25,000,000 from a Saudi prince? Kal's about as Jewish as the Pope.
I saw that as well. I also saw no mention of the TV show and the 100 million viewers, etc.
"He’s pro-incest, pedophilia, and rape. He’s also running for Congress from his parents’ house." Does Kal still live at home? ;-)
Breaking news! Kal Keeps Sucking Apple Dick! Wait that's not news. I just don't get this childish obsession Kal has with Apple and Apple products. It really does show how fundamentally narrow minded he is. Too bad Apple discovered what a fucking fake Kal was and he was forced to leave Claris in an attempt to minimize the utter humiliation he had to suffer.
"He’s pro-incest, pedophilia, and rape. He’s also running for Congress from his parents’ house." Does Kal still live at home? ;-)
"He’s pro-incest, pedophilia, and rape. He’s also running for Congress from his parents’ house." Does Kal still live at home? ;-)
"He’s pro-incest, pedophilia, and rape. He’s also running for Congress from his parents’ house." Does Kal still live at home? ;-)
"He’s pro-incest, pedophilia, and rape. He’s also running for Congress from his parents’ house." Does Kal still live at home? ;-)
Because I had nothing happening today and also the fact is I was bored, I turned on my computer and came here. I always check to see if the current thread has any new comments .. and if so I read them and laugh.
Well today when I came here .. no new remarks .. I thought what the hell and was ready to leave .. then I had a thought. My thought was how many threads has this blog run detailing the lunacy and outright mental illness as displayed by our very own Village Idiot? Well Gang, I pulled out my calculator and totaled up the number of threads this blog has run since it began back in 2008. Ready Gang?
Four Hundred and Ninety Posts Korffers! 490 different discussions on this Fat and Bloated LUNATIC as detailed over the last TEN Years!
Keep Korffing ON fellow Korffers ... Keep Korffing ON!!
The only action Kal ever gets on his Facebook page is when he starts talking about the Israel-Palestine conflict. Hardly anyone likes or comments on the article he writes. Okay he regurgitates what everyone else has said and he does after the big news has already broken. 'Butt of course' is getting old and continues to show just how immature Kal is and how enormously stuck he is living in the past using the very old phrases he still thinks are funny or witty. They're not but he'll never get it.
God bless the good works by Don Ecker, FN and the rest of you folks.
This guy paid a huge and necessary cost because of his lunacy big mouth.
Kal Korff objectifying women one photo at a time on Facebook. Kal must own stock in lotion and tissue.
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