Some interesting editing has been going on and likely to the endless humiliation of Kal K. Korff. From what my twenty minute review could discern ALL DW YT content prior to March 2016 has been removed including ALL episodes of their "Kal Korff Show" in its various retarded forms. The only Kal Korff presence amidst their videos are his "NewsBytes" segments and none name Kal Korff in their titles. The oldest upload featuring Kals bloated and haggard face is this one from March 13 2016;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC1SXi8_eUg
All material featuring Kal prior to that upload have been removed. Perhaps more useful for our needs is that the most recent DW YT video to feature Kal Korff is this one from April 19 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpaINTSLHag
Of additional interest is that Korff appears to be wearing the same classy camo print T-shirt in both uploads made more than a year apart. Our favorite all-timer is still Kal's breaking news coverage on the subject closest to his heart, fast food and KFC. He was a Colonel after all.
Now just as interesting for my money are these two clips featuring one of the players in the Kalvin Goes to India Saga, Manish Tiwari. Whom I think looks like any other young professional trying to bring new media and new technology to the people of his country. But sadly as part of his push to assemble talent came upon Kal K. Korff who needed a sucker wagon to glom onto after his life as a SOAPSTOE agent in Prague turned sour. People make mistakes, and in this January 1 2018 upload Manish seems to be sincerely trying to tell his followers/viewers/readers that things will be different.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi1368bQpQQ
He made good on the vow too as from what my eyes can discern, the first thing he did was get rid of Kal K. Korff as a daily presence festering in his newsroom. And you know I for one have no problem with journalists on the edge using such means as YouTube and cell phone cameras to report, especially if thats the best they can manage. So for the record I may have been wrong about Manish and suspect that he too caught on that he was being used.
Most interesting just in terms of its form is this upload from February 15 of this year with the title "Credibility, quality of content and technology to define future of Journalism: Manish Tiwari" from a lecture series at the awkwardly named but surely totally on the level Lovely Professional University.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4shgj4o4YeE
While sitting through it to hear the insights of Manish and the other invited guest isn't of interest, what IS fascinating is that Kal K. Korff is nowhere to be seen or referenced at a) a lecture b) at a university c) about high tech journalism d) by his alleged boss. Or, former boss, if the tea leaves read as they seem to, though I have not investigated how regularly or recently KORFF has contributed his blathering idiotic unreadable "articles" for the website.
In any event the assertion above that "The Indians are all gone" looks to be about the size of it, and that Korff is indeed forced to reach outside of his local market to fellow marginalized losers relying upon alternative media forms for their pathetic bottom feeding existence, like Rob McConnell. Now that he has alienated the locals that's the best he can do and Skyping interviews with someone on the other side of the planet is nothing near like having them across the table.
BUT HE FUCKED THAT UP! just like everything else in his pathetic life, and my guess is that Manish or Co. also has the "movie" or is in control of whatever was cobbled together and have decided not to allow it to be seen as they were embarrassed enough by this butt-ugly mentally unhinged schlub from America. In his unwashed camo t-shirt creeping out all the women with invasive, awkward and demeaning on-camera conduct which they had to ignore until they could get the fuck rid of him. Change the passwords, locks, everything.
Good work, Mannish, and good luck with your gambit in the world of IT journalism.
One item I forgot to mention is the welcomely uniform look to the content and quality of video news on the DW YT since Korffs elimination. The stories are now about India and about matters of concern to Indians rather than Donald Trump scandals or Korff trying to be controversial with material that was on the American talk shows he could never ever be either on camera or off camera talent for.
Because he's too fucking ugly, crazy and retarded in his unwashed ragged old clothes, repeating what he read on Drudge Report two days prior,
Instead DW YT now makes sense, its videos have the view counts they should, and it's fun to see young people in far away places taking control of their destinies, embracing their potential and being delighted with who & what they are. korff had no place it it other than sitting at a table with his buddy there with the chrome dome who is looking so much more with it now that KALVIN is gone. He'd make a great field correspondent for SKY News or someone else who'd need a voice reporting from India on what's of concern to Indians.
Report concluded, operator signing off and back into lurk mode. Keep up the great work, the silence on the other end is marvelous.
Kal's new outgassing doesn't change what's posted above. He failed in India big time. Unable to deliver the goods he'd bragged on when Manish recruited him. All they got was whack-job nutcase video ranting and an increasingly disheveled, unkempt, overweight and pock-faced butt ugly American who made their women feel uncomfortable.
Aint that pretty much the scene, Kal? WHERE IS THE MOVIE Loserface
Korff, you bubble butted, lard assed FUCK UP .. it has been years since you've talked about your Nano-Tech horseshit ... you cum swallowing pudgy faced, cock sucking moron ... I want to hear about Nano-Tech ... I want to hear about Nano-Tech ... I want to hear about Nano-Tech ... I want to hear about NI want to hear about Nano-Tech ... I want to hear about Nano-Tech ... I want to hear about Nano-Tech ... I want to hear about Nano-Tech ... I want to hear about Nano-Tech ... I want to hear about Nano-Tech ... I want to hear about Nano-Tech ...
You Dick Sucking Piece of Cum Swallowing SCUM ....
Just for Kal and his lying, conspiring, cheating Apple.
Apple Warns iPhones Have A Serious Problem
Yes, Apple AAPL -0.11% may have big iPhone plans for 2018 (including one potential game changer) but first, the company has to sort out a new mess with its existing models. Today Apple was forced to admit two of its record-breaking models suffer from a fundamental design defect…
The credit for this discovery goes to Motherboard, after it painstakingly dug through internal documents Apple released in court as part of an ongoing lawsuit against the company for touchscreen failures known as ‘Touch Disease’ caused by iPhone bending.
The revelation: Apple knew about these structural weaknesses all along.
Kal on facebook with more of his bullshit: "I worked at Apple/Claris for 7.5 years two different times. If I had not met Steve Jobs at Apple and saw him many times, I would never have switched over to computers I think. Until the Mac came out, they sucked using MS-DOS, not meant for everyone.
I know from people there plus people my roommate and I got to know who made props for Star Trek, yes the NG series was an inspiration as well as especially the original Star Trek.
When the iPhone came out, people joked at Apple and even in the media that it had more power than a simple Star Trek communicator who could only talk and not run apps :-)
In fact the whole design of the iPad and iPhone, (iPad was done actually first), did come from ST NG, one motto at Apple quite frequently said was "Let's beat Star Trek" or "Think Star Trek." Lots of geeks there, incredibly brilliant talented people, many had engineering drawings of Star Trek ships in their cubes, on posters, hanging on walls, same with Star Wars when it became big, or other science fiction."
First off Kal was forced to leave Claris when it was discovered he didn't have a fucking clue what he was talking about when on the Hypercard project. Kal suddenly left before he could be fired claiming he had a brain tumor. No surprise Kal was pulling cons back then. Kal's name NEVER appear on the Hypercard credits anywhere. Kal later returned as a lowly tech support person at Apple. When development of the iPad and iPhone began Kal's fat ass was long gone from Apple. Steve Jobs wouldn't let Kal KOrff sniff his used toilet paper. fuck off with your bullshit and lies Kal.
Just look at this bullshit bio https://www.csicop.org/author/kalkkorff "He is a former senior systems analyst at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory on the “Star Wars” program and is a recognized expert and pioneer in computer-based multimedia systems who helped develop Apple Computer’s revolutionary HyperCard software — the ancestor to the Internet software Browser." Recognized expert? Pioneer? LMFAO Looks like the people who put this fantasy bio of Kal up never checked him out. Kal lists two people as knowing him during his time at Claris a Marylynn Kretchun and a Mitch Plott. Someone with more detective skills than me should try to get a hold of them.
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Here we go again with Kal about to go full steam on the delusion train. First it was 30 million then 60 million and now 100 million. LMFAO
I'll just repost these here.
PART ONE:
Had some time to do a little good old fashioned Korffing tonight over at the Daily World YouTube channel. Which for the record is here:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG4ZwNPcwJ-Ccbe4Jp-MhBQ/videos
Some interesting editing has been going on and likely to the endless humiliation of Kal K. Korff. From what my twenty minute review could discern ALL DW YT content prior to March 2016 has been removed including ALL episodes of their "Kal Korff Show" in its various retarded forms. The only Kal Korff presence amidst their videos are his "NewsBytes" segments and none name Kal Korff in their titles. The oldest upload featuring Kals bloated and haggard face is this one from March 13 2016;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC1SXi8_eUg
All material featuring Kal prior to that upload have been removed. Perhaps more useful for our needs is that the most recent DW YT video to feature Kal Korff is this one from April 19 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpaINTSLHag
Of additional interest is that Korff appears to be wearing the same classy camo print T-shirt in both uploads made more than a year apart. Our favorite all-timer is still Kal's breaking news coverage on the subject closest to his heart, fast food and KFC. He was a Colonel after all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd1jbN10Jlc
PART TWO
Now just as interesting for my money are these two clips featuring one of the players in the Kalvin Goes to India Saga, Manish Tiwari. Whom I think looks like any other young professional trying to bring new media and new technology to the people of his country. But sadly as part of his push to assemble talent came upon Kal K. Korff who needed a sucker wagon to glom onto after his life as a SOAPSTOE agent in Prague turned sour. People make mistakes, and in this January 1 2018 upload Manish seems to be sincerely trying to tell his followers/viewers/readers that things will be different.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi1368bQpQQ
He made good on the vow too as from what my eyes can discern, the first thing he did was get rid of Kal K. Korff as a daily presence festering in his newsroom. And you know I for one have no problem with journalists on the edge using such means as YouTube and cell phone cameras to report, especially if thats the best they can manage. So for the record I may have been wrong about Manish and suspect that he too caught on that he was being used.
Most interesting just in terms of its form is this upload from February 15 of this year with the title "Credibility, quality of content and technology to define future of Journalism: Manish Tiwari" from a lecture series at the awkwardly named but surely totally on the level Lovely Professional University.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4shgj4o4YeE
While sitting through it to hear the insights of Manish and the other invited guest isn't of interest, what IS fascinating is that Kal K. Korff is nowhere to be seen or referenced at a) a lecture b) at a university c) about high tech journalism d) by his alleged boss. Or, former boss, if the tea leaves read as they seem to, though I have not investigated how regularly or recently KORFF has contributed his blathering idiotic unreadable "articles" for the website.
In any event the assertion above that "The Indians are all gone" looks to be about the size of it, and that Korff is indeed forced to reach outside of his local market to fellow marginalized losers relying upon alternative media forms for their pathetic bottom feeding existence, like Rob McConnell. Now that he has alienated the locals that's the best he can do and Skyping interviews with someone on the other side of the planet is nothing near like having them across the table.
BUT HE FUCKED THAT UP! just like everything else in his pathetic life, and my guess is that Manish or Co. also has the "movie" or is in control of whatever was cobbled together and have decided not to allow it to be seen as they were embarrassed enough by this butt-ugly mentally unhinged schlub from America. In his unwashed camo t-shirt creeping out all the women with invasive, awkward and demeaning on-camera conduct which they had to ignore until they could get the fuck rid of him. Change the passwords, locks, everything.
Good work, Mannish, and good luck with your gambit in the world of IT journalism.
One item I forgot to mention is the welcomely uniform look to the content and quality of video news on the DW YT since Korffs elimination. The stories are now about India and about matters of concern to Indians rather than Donald Trump scandals or Korff trying to be controversial with material that was on the American talk shows he could never ever be either on camera or off camera talent for.
Because he's too fucking ugly, crazy and retarded in his unwashed ragged old clothes, repeating what he read on Drudge Report two days prior,
Instead DW YT now makes sense, its videos have the view counts they should, and it's fun to see young people in far away places taking control of their destinies, embracing their potential and being delighted with who & what they are. korff had no place it it other than sitting at a table with his buddy there with the chrome dome who is looking so much more with it now that KALVIN is gone. He'd make a great field correspondent for SKY News or someone else who'd need a voice reporting from India on what's of concern to Indians.
Report concluded, operator signing off and back into lurk mode. Keep up the great work, the silence on the other end is marvelous.
- The Unknown Korffer
Kal's new outgassing doesn't change what's posted above. He failed in India big time. Unable to deliver the goods he'd bragged on when Manish recruited him. All they got was whack-job nutcase video ranting and an increasingly disheveled, unkempt, overweight and pock-faced butt ugly American who made their women feel uncomfortable.
Aint that pretty much the scene, Kal? WHERE IS THE MOVIE Loserface
Nice research, well done.
Korff, you bubble butted, lard assed FUCK UP .. it has been years since you've talked about your Nano-Tech horseshit ... you cum swallowing pudgy faced, cock sucking moron ... I want to hear about Nano-Tech ... I want to hear about Nano-Tech ... I want to hear about Nano-Tech ... I want to hear about NI want to hear about Nano-Tech ... I want to hear about Nano-Tech ... I want to hear about Nano-Tech ... I want to hear about Nano-Tech ... I want to hear about Nano-Tech ... I want to hear about Nano-Tech ... I want to hear about Nano-Tech ...
You Dick Sucking Piece of Cum Swallowing SCUM ....
Just for Kal and his lying, conspiring, cheating Apple.
Apple Warns iPhones Have A Serious Problem
Yes, Apple AAPL -0.11% may have big iPhone plans for 2018 (including one potential game changer) but first, the company has to sort out a new mess with its existing models. Today Apple was forced to admit two of its record-breaking models suffer from a fundamental design defect…
The credit for this discovery goes to Motherboard, after it painstakingly dug through internal documents Apple released in court as part of an ongoing lawsuit against the company for touchscreen failures known as ‘Touch Disease’ caused by iPhone bending.
The revelation: Apple knew about these structural weaknesses all along.
Kal on facebook with more of his bullshit: "I worked at Apple/Claris for 7.5 years two different times. If I had not met Steve Jobs at Apple and saw him many times, I would never have switched over to computers I think. Until the Mac came out, they sucked using MS-DOS, not meant for everyone.
I know from people there plus people my roommate and I got to know who made props for Star Trek, yes the NG series was an inspiration as well as especially the original Star Trek.
When the iPhone came out, people joked at Apple and even in the media that it had more power than a simple Star Trek communicator who could only talk and not run apps :-)
In fact the whole design of the iPad and iPhone, (iPad was done actually first), did come from ST NG, one motto at Apple quite frequently said was "Let's beat Star Trek" or "Think Star Trek." Lots of geeks there, incredibly brilliant talented people, many had engineering drawings of Star Trek ships in their cubes, on posters, hanging on walls, same with Star Wars when it became big, or other science fiction."
First off Kal was forced to leave Claris when it was discovered he didn't have a fucking clue what he was talking about when on the Hypercard project. Kal suddenly left before he could be fired claiming he had a brain tumor. No surprise Kal was pulling cons back then. Kal's name NEVER appear on the Hypercard credits anywhere. Kal later returned as a lowly tech support person at Apple. When development of the iPad and iPhone began Kal's fat ass was long gone from Apple. Steve Jobs wouldn't let Kal KOrff sniff his used toilet paper. fuck off with your bullshit and lies Kal.
Just look at this bullshit bio https://www.csicop.org/author/kalkkorff "He is a former senior systems analyst at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory on the “Star Wars” program and is a recognized expert and pioneer in computer-based multimedia systems who helped develop Apple Computer’s revolutionary HyperCard software — the ancestor to the Internet software Browser." Recognized expert? Pioneer? LMFAO Looks like the people who put this fantasy bio of Kal up never checked him out. Kal lists two people as knowing him during his time at Claris a Marylynn Kretchun and a Mitch Plott. Someone with more detective skills than me should try to get a hold of them.
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